Question: I'm walking across a bridge when I see some guy standing on the rail. As I approach, he says "I'll do it, I'll jump I swear!" I respond with "Do it faggot." He immediately jumps and dies on impact. Am I guilty of any crime? I'm in the US and for argument sake let's say the entire thing was caught on security camera with audio.
Hunter Morales
Reminder that this is Sup Forums approved anime.
Mason Jenkins
that title tho
Connor Hall
g_d bless you OP
Matthew Evans
>Jeff Sessions's Senate replacement is even taller than James Comey.
Holy shit.
Wyatt Butler
Morning >Trump goes on the offense >Tweets: Sen.Richard Blumenthal, who never fought in Vietnam when he said for years he had (major lie),now misrepresents what Judge Gorsuch told him! >Tweets that McCain should not be questioning success of Yemen mission >Kellyanne Conway says to go buy Ivanka's products on Fox and Friends >May be a violation of federal law >NeoCon shows his true colors >Bill Kristol: White working class people should be replaced by immigrants >Law and Order >Jeff Sessions sworn in as Attorney General >Trump makes speech >Signs 3 new executive orders >Trump: We're going to be announcing something I would say over the next two or three weeks that will be phenomenal in terms of tax >Dem lawmaker finally learns the ways of 4d chess >Congressman Adam Schiff (D-CA) says Gorsuch comments make have been "choreographed" and intentionally leaked to the press >Schumer says Trump should withdraw Puzder as Labor nominee "before he further embarrasses this administration" Afternoon >Spicer time >Says Trump has no regrets on nominating Gorsuch even after his comments >Chaffetz says he & Cummings are "jointly going to send a letter to the White House and Office of Government Ethics for a referral” on Conway >Trump will personally cover trip to Mar a Lago aka the Winter Whitehouse for the PM of Japan >Says it is a personal gift to the PM >Trump will meet with Trudeau on Monday >Chris Cuomo: Being called fake news is the equivalent of being called the n-word for journalists >Rep. Brady (R-Tx) says tax reform happening this year Tonight >9th Circuit rules that the restraining order will stand >Unanimous decision >Says the state has standing because of students and professors affected by the travel ban >Trump tweets: SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! >Chris Matthews: The court got into someone else's marmalade >Says the court is exploiting chaos in White House
Matthew Anderson
What's Trump's end game with the ban? Please give me a quick rundown.
pic unrelated
David Robinson
awooo
Juan Carter
AWOO
Jace Clark
Holy shit, Trump STUMPED!
Ethan Williams
Fuck off, I'm phone posting and didn't want to be late.
>The future will be ruled by the tallest of men Truly we live in Invader Zim time line
Brandon Hill
Thanks TNN!
Austin Murphy
you going to make the next thread before we hit 380 posts this time?
Benjamin Butler
Yes.
Lincoln Parker
GAYPOSTING IS NOW OVER.
NOW IS TITY POSTING TIME.
David Clark
You get to live another day Trumpgen..but I'll be back
Lincoln Murphy
Bless you spice man
Zachary King
No because you misheard what he said.
>"Sorry officer I thought he said "I'll do it, I'll stump I swear!"" >"I'm actually a huge Trump supporter" >"I thought he was going to go stump some losers and haters your honor"
You'll be let off. Sessions is AG after all.
Brody Collins
Hey, Sup Forums voted for Donald for the lolz. Especially way at the beginning before he was running against Hilldawg.. We should not forget our roots. That being said, voting him was the best thing we could do. The butt hurt from the left is hilarious. The butt hurt from the right is delicious. Every day brings a new treat and a bundle of laughs. >just fuck my shit up It's working all according to plan MAGA lolz Loving it.
Cooper Mitchell
>no /ptg/ My job was a success
Jace Roberts
Thanks for doing what you do, TNN.
Jack Scott
Didnt know Trump was a such a manlet
Jordan Russell
Does Alabama only pick the cutest people to be politicians? Sessions is like a little elf and that guy looks like a gentle giant
Gavin Peterson
Stop Fag and Trap posting
Brody Sullivan
no. don't be a retard.
Robert Lewis
I'm not OP from last time and I'm heading to bed soon. One more and that's it.
Josiah Clark
something is amiss who has been paid to sabotage /ptg/?
Brody Rodriguez
>travel ban goes to the supreme court >liberal (((justices))) go against their oaths and the word of the law to push their agenda >congress jumps on the opportunity to impeach them >Trump gets to appoint 5 new justices
How's that for checks and balances, liberals?
Colton Lewis
Feels bad we elected a manlet.
Elijah Morgan
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Gavin Garcia
See you in about an hour Joe.
Julian Lewis
if you even thought about telling him to do it, the thought police will arrest you for murder.
>>Schumer says Trump should withdraw Puzder as Labor nominee "before he further embarrasses this administration"
what's wrong with Puzder?
Jaxon Wood
>TRUMP GENERAL: EDITIONLESS EDITION YOU DONE FUCKED UP, OP!
Jack Diaz
I approve off this as the king of the gays in trump gen
Eli Foster
>exonerates him for any terrorist attack for his entire term >gives him full power to deport/deny immigration it's a win-win-win senario
Ryder Wood
Why would you? You misheard what he said. He said he going to call his mother.
Adrian Miller
Legit, fuck off and die. You shitted up the previous thread enough.
Jordan Mitchell
She looks like my sister if my sister wasn't a habitual pot smoker
Charles Brown
Anyone betting on leftists killing themselves when the Supreme Court reverses the 9th's decision and reinstates the bans?
Tyler Gomez
>tfw the fucking orbiter mouthbreathers scared her away
Fuck's sake.
Isaac Lewis
Thanks OP. I made a handy guide for newcomers.
IS IT GAY? > [ ] Y-CHROMOSOME > [ ] PENIS > [ ] "BOI" IF ANY OF THE ABOVE ARE CHECKED, IT IS GAY.
Kayden Brown
Their behavior is showing everyone that democracy was a bad idea. I hope they continue to fuck shit up and Trump has to go full Sheev.
Easton Jenkins
>THE ENTS GO TO CONGRESS
Ryan Jones
WATCH OUT TRUMPGEN, HERE COMES THE LEWD FOX SLUTS
Aiden King
I fantasize all the time lately about taking a bullet for Trump and then waking up in a hospital room with him sitting at my bedside. I would smile softly at him and he would reach over and ruffle my hair and thank me for saving his life and tell me I'm a good kid. Then he would ask if there was anything he could do to repay me, and I'd reply, "Please, Mr. President, make America great again." He would grin and say, "of course I will, but I want you to have this as well," then present me with a signed executive order granting me American citizenship. I would thank him with tears in my eyes and he would shake my hand and tell me he's glad to have me on board. We would stay in touch until his death, and I would speak at his funeral and move the other mourners to tears. One day I would bring my grandchildren to lay flowers on his grave and tell them about the great man buried there, and their eyes would shine as I recounted his heroic deeds, and after I died they would tell those stories to their own grandchildren, and keep Trump's memory alive forever.
Grayson Allen
okay, on that note
WHO IS GOING TO TAKE OVER OP don't trust this flip, he's a joe-posting asshole
Liam Reyes
>chris matthews marmalade Wtf does this even mean?
Jacob Gray
I dread thinking how expensive his suits and tailoring would be.
Liam Torres
SAVE A LIFE REPORT ILLEGALS TO ICE TODAY
Brandon Sullivan
Who's the cutie?
Brandon Murphy
>Chris Matthews: The court got into someone else's marmalade
What did he mean by this?
>Schumer says Trump should withdraw Puzder as Labor nominee "before he further embarrasses this administration"
Also this.
Michael Flores
Well that pic made me laugh a little.
Aiden Hernandez
This
Carter Diaz
...
Easton Carter
That's fake news. Believe me guys
Hunter Davis
He's Trump's nominee so Schumer has to hate him
Landon Baker
>real Americans disgusted with judiciary >all of the judiciary characterized by the activists from the 9th court >public opinion of the courts drops to the same level of the media
we're ripe for some Jackson-tier shenanigans Trump will be able to tell them to fuck off, especially if another attack happens these people have cemented their own irrelevance, kind of sad that it didn't have to be this way
Evan King
>5'7 It hurts.
Juan Howard
>chaos THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN
Carson Ortiz
A SECURE NATION
IS AN AWOO NATION
Blake Evans
Joe is Joe, and is also a cuck.
Kayden Phillips
i too fantasize about canadians getting shot
Jonathan Cook
We should glass the ninth district and all judicial activists
Adam Howard
that awoo looks like a hard worker!
John Fisher
what is Sup Forums thoughts on being red-pilled, consuming marijuana and being a hard working american?
Carson Fisher
Sooo how's it feel on your major loss tonight. On top of that Gorsuch is disheartened by Trump and there is very little chance of him winning at the SC level.
Never again will you be able to stop poor innocent families from being together.
So,
How's it feel. :)
Parker Hall
>Puzder He had an illegal housekeeper. He let her go and paid up back taxes on her, but its unclear when it happened. We'll hear all about it during his confirmation hearing.
David Barnes
Was there a worker Awoo that I didn't pick up?
Angel Barnes
...
Kayden Young
Just don't become a stoner
Jacob Anderson
I can't even think about what the 9th circuit is doing right now it makes my blood boil so much. I hope every last one of those activist judges are dealt with. They are trying to rule at the bench which would cause the founding fathers to rewrite the constitution if they could to limit them further.
Austin Reed
whatever lol
Luke Jenkins
execution by firing squad
Logan Bennett
DELET THIS
Dylan Russell
Nice tits.
Jonathan Fisher
Trump is 6'2"
Caleb Foster
Did I do good lads?
Camden Powell
Dont like be a stoner man
Jonathan Jackson
>>Bill Kristol: White working class people should be replaced by immigrants Fucking kikes man
Evan Davis
Can you explain to a judicially retarded med student what exactly happened?
Nicholas Mitchell
There is always murder so you lose.
John Edwards
I believe that is a custom awoo made just for the image.
Oliver Campbell
I think it's suggesting the judges must have been drunk when they made the decision
Wyatt Barnes
>Bill Kristol: White working class people should be replaced by immigrants
Why is he still a republican, shouldnt he be a democrat. Reince and Trump should kick him out.
Levi Myers
why does whitehouse.gov not have a www in front of it?
Liam Thomas
he did
Jeremiah Edwards
Trump blinks first.
or business is business.
Noah White
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Jack Edwards
Can some one tell me whether is it true or not that ICE is having a mass arrest right now?
Nathaniel Lopez
you're spending your best years on a Chinese cartoon website so no
