Brit/pol/ - Joe, Trannies, Woes, Feminists & Leftists Edition

>What happens when the Tories are completely certain they'll win? We'll find out
spectator.co.uk/2017/02/what-happens-when-the-tories-are-certain-theyll-win-well-find-out/

>Lords warned: Trigger Article 50 or face abolition
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38915553

>Thousands of crimes are not being recorded
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38913354

>Clive Lewis resigns from the Shadow Cabinet to vote against A50
news.sky.com/story/labour-hopelessly-divided-as-corbyn-ally-quits-over-article-50-10760822

>From repatriator to cuck - A quick rundown on John Bercow
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/john-bercow-forthright-speaker-regularly-raises-hackles-tories

>Corbyn ambushes May in PMQs over Tory council corruption
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/02/jeremy-corbyn-ambushes-theresa-may-pmqs/

>SNP MPs sing the EU anthem in Parliament
express.co.uk/news/uk/764999/lindsay-hoyle-snp-ode-to-joy-european-union-brexit-article-50-bill

>Paul Nuttall's Nukip Vision
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/paul-nuttalls-nukip-vision-beer-swilling-is-an-image-of-the-past

>Hitchens on the Anglo-Japanese Alliance, broken up by Americans
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/some-replies-to-correspondents-and-critics-japan-cressida-dick-and-cycling.html

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/W5o_KdvC1c8
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/10/doctors-agree-that-wanting-to-cut-off-your-hand-and-replace-it-with-a-foot-is-mental-illness-but-wanting-to-replace-your-penis-with-a-vagina-totally-sane
youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY
m.youtube.com/user/w42069
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

The handshake that saved the pound

FFHW

Haven't slept a wink lads. Looks I'll be off for the third day running.

>putting trannies in the title

Hope it doesn't attract the wrong sort.

Reminder that if you voted Leave you gave your consent to Mummy May's Lukewarm Medium-Soft Red White and PAYG Brexit because you trusted the Tories to leave the EU

youtu.be/W5o_KdvC1c8
I D E O L O G Y

Lads. I'm absolutely fucking wasted. What's the plan? Get more beers from the local arab or stop drinking and get a grip of my life for the next few days?

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>Hope it doesn't attract the wrong sort.
They aren't the wrong sort though, they are completely normal.
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/10/doctors-agree-that-wanting-to-cut-off-your-hand-and-replace-it-with-a-foot-is-mental-illness-but-wanting-to-replace-your-penis-with-a-vagina-totally-sane
(to the tranny from the last thread - I'm being snarky but I do wish you the best in life. Just don't start telling people to give pre-pubescent kids hormone blockers).

WRONG

>listening to a sargon video
>horrible forced laughter
>so obviously forced it makes my arse pucker
>that voice


fnnnnng fuck off

>it has protected the honour, power and prestige of the USA
Meanwhile in Mỹ Lai...

>Being off
>Work
>Actually working

Fuck that mate. Are you one of the Nottingham lads from earlier?

Honestly though, waking up and working to make another man rich and more successful with woman is cuckoldry of the highest order and I've sacked it off.

But why would anyone want a foot for a hand?
Unless they had a foot fetish then it's reasonable enough.

delay gratification nit wit

>and I've sacked it off
>AND I'M STEPPING OVER IT

So Americans can finally say they play actual football instead of handegg.

Godspeed Britbongs, remove kebab!

>(to the tranny from the last thread - I'm being snarky but I do wish you the best in life. Just don't start telling people to give pre-pubescent kids hormone blockers).

Nah. I wish him the worst. 'Get a fucking grip of yourself' is my advice to trannies. But I do appreciate the final part

>ROSE TYLAH

Her mother is much better, should have been full companion.

We voted for more kebab you fucking bigoted cretin

Ours was not an anti-EU vote and we hope it succeeds - It's in everyone's interest that it does

Thank you.

Starting a business. Doing reasonably well. Only have to work 2 days/week to make more than I was before so it's fine.

Why though? Might be dead in 12 hours.

get more. always more.

No not me.

I quite enjoy my job as editor of a magazine. I worked 2 days in Maccies a few years ago and quit - couldn't hack a proper wage-cuck job. I want to eventually break into political journalism.

Control yourself, then get smashed after a week or so, you hate yourself much less.

So these threads go on 24/7?

Ive done a entire 12 hour nightshift while lurking and you guys haven't stopped posting for even 1 minute. I'll wake up in 6 hours time and there will be a new thread with all of you fuckers posting the same shit with 230 replies. This is literally JUST get a life tier. How much is GCHQ paying you?

Why would you possibly want more kebab?

She's pretty hot. Looks fucking insane but still would. Like she'd probably chop your cock off but it would be fun until that point.

No lad. I hate to disagree with you, but that's not right at all.... Many people (probably about 33%) voted for a reduction in overall migratoin to the 10s of thousants. Even if every single one of them was non-white, that would be better than last year's shit.

>the same people post for 24 hours

To go GLOBAL and get good free trade deals with Bongo-Bongo Land

I know, I was being flippant because the Tories have no intention of listening to the conservative and nationalist voices of Leave and have gone purely down the Hannan&Carswell route of doing things

Somebody enlighten me, are you guys pro-kebab or anti-kebab?

>How much is GCHQ paying you?
>tfw applied to be a GCHQ hacker but never even made the intervire because they don't consider people who have been long term unemployed.
The irony...can't have a job because you haven't had a job.
I've been on the 10 o clock news for my hacking escapades, never caught, but fuck coming to our interview lad. You're obviously an uneducated mong.

YKTD does.

He's in this thread, i was reading a thread around lunchtime yesterday, he was posting, all evening he's been posting, and night and now its friday morning! Same goes for all the other tripcucks

Fuck oooooffffff

Brit/pol/ loves people of all colours and culture.

PRO

PRO!!!

>all of my friends & family have gone to bed
>ive eaten my fill for the day and done my exercise
>shitposting time
I'm not here all day.

>Implying shitposting isn't a full time job

Should have gone in there, got the job and demanded a raise almost immediately.

*insert accordian music*

HNGHHHHH THEM FUCKING PINS

She kinda reminds me of my ex so now I'm a bit sad. Not the legs, but the rest. Especially the hair and the tits.

Ah well that's fair, if you enjoy it you're doing better than 80% of people. I used to have a fucking brilliant job paid pretty well with a decent amount of travel (which was my main enjoyment) but I just kind of fell apart. I found myself riding to work like a cunt hoping I'd be hit by a bus and lose a leg just so I didn't have to turn up. Same with 3 other jobs. I'm not cut out for it.

I fucking love working. I love creating and building and designing etc but it has to be on my terms and my last job promised me that but then tried to cuck me and it all went to shit.

I recognise your filenames and posting style, you're here pretty fucking often lad

Nobody here is as anonymous as they think under my eye

>not even making the interview

Burn! You're not even interesting enough for them to want to get a better look at you!

>>Implying shitposting isn't a full time job
I'm hoping one day it could be, that's why I started the satire website.
There's a big gap in the market. All the comics are lefty fags who toe the party line, but the majority of the people voted brexit. Massive gap in the market.

Ah well yeh, you're right then. Yet again the people's will has been ignored. I'm pretty fucking certain that even if I was on the opposite side I'd be annoyed with the implementation of this shit. Why does May have such a hard clit over migrants? She needs to contract superAIDS

David Brock not paying you enough lad?

Maybe consider killing your mum, dad and self.

;_;

Isn't Sup Forums kind of the last place you guys would be wanting to post at? I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just curious on why you guys post here.

>Nobody here is as anonymous as they think under my eye

You know the regulars, settle down you're not the Eye of Argon

Who's david brock?

I flit between despising you and loving you. Currently we're at the latter. Not really sure what Brit/pol/ would be without you cunts.

What the fuck does a catalogue retailer store have to do with this

Of course they want to post here. They want to psy-ops us, like they could with old media.
Doesn't work though lol.

Because I'm either here, playing Steam or out on a bender.

I use my time on this Earth very meaninglessly I've discovered.

>editor of a magazine
How hard's it to get into being paid for a writing-job anyway?

Always something I've wondered, given the internet must've totally fucked huge segments of the market. Even with some of the real press, when it comes to being online they must twist people's hands and say "Well, we won't pay you but it'll be good exposure. :^) "

I made the interview but it's held in the little shitty reception building so never got to actually go inside the doughnut.

The interview felt like being back at school and my fellow examinees were freshly graduated little neeks who i wouldnt be able to tolerate spending time with.

Still get emails telling me to apply again, there and from mi5

no idea what you/re on about desu

I never claimed to be anonymous.
I maybe dip into the thread for a few minutes during the day when there's a lull in teamspeak/the house but I only commit a large amount of time after midnight.
So what I said is accurate.

So is Brexit happening or not?

>How hard's it to get into being paid for a writing-job anyway?
Even tougher than the market for getting paid as a musician, and that's tough.
Not everyone can play music well. Every twat thinks they can write though, and nepotism is incredibly entrenched.

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>Still get emails telling me to apply again, there and from mi5
Post email headers m80

Wait, so you claim he's here all the time and you witnessed every time he was on? Doesn't that negate your original argument that people need to get a life since you yourself are engaged in exactly what you accused him of?

CTR faggot.

The poof who paid millions to yank cunts to correct the record online to make sure (((she))) won her deserved presidency.

His new thing has a new name (escapes me at the moment). I was just memeing. Sorry lad.

Leanne Wood or Nicola Sturgeon lads?

>Argon =/= Argos

>His new thing has a new name (escapes me at the moment). I was just memeing. Sorry lad.
CREW they're called.

When did I argue that people need to get a life if they post here often? You noofter

>Leanne Wood or Nicola Sturgeon lads?
Rachel Riley

wtf I hate Scotland now

>implying anybody had a life aim to be 18-30 and be sat posting on Sup Forums.


We've all fucked it. You included.

ONNNNNNNORABU MEMBUH

Stop using proxies

is black women drinking liquids twitter's equivalent of smug anime girls?

>now

>GCHQ
Labour, actually.

This. Cheers. Should have remembered that shit name

Quite fuking clearly the Welsh bird....

Speak for yourself, I love this place.
You have no idea what the internet was like 20 years ago. The amount of time you had to wait for a (You) was ridiculous.

Hey that's Samantha Dorman, cover model of one of the first Playboys I ever had.

For you kids, before the internet we actually had to get our porn on paper. I probably jerked it to her on this cover a hundred times. These days, it's rare to jerk it to the same chick twice.

Oh wait, this is pol, I suppose I should be off impregnating some white chicks to continue on the white race and not talking about porn, sorry.

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There was a girl a few years ago who used to get posted on here quite often

She was a "redpilled" Sup Forums kind of girl

Called dirtweed or something similar to that on YouTube
Maybe potentially called Ashley

Anyone remember her ?

Just want to find her videos again out of curiosity
Was pure autistic wee girl

Can we swap London for that based Scottish constituency?

vote of no confidence when?

Believe it or not, that Scottish constituency is Salmond's old seat (for 23 years)

You can easily spot the areas where the pakis congregate from that map.

why do they love the EU so much anyway? Having the UK be independent would make it easier for them to establish the caliphate

I membah onnorubu membuh

Can't help you though. Sorry.

That turns me on

Because then they'd collapse.

We are a necessary cog in their shitty machine.

It didn't "really" vote leave, the map is opinion poll tier.
(They used demographics to split the vote up and align council wards with westminster constituencies, and since it's full of old fishermen they assume it was "leave", but that's rather dubious.)

I agree and I hate pakis as much as everybody else here but how the fuck do we explain Scotland?

I haven't looked at the full results so maybe it's close in a lot of wards but what. the. fuck?

So you're saying we should glass Scotland?

Anti-English contrarianism

Pakis mostly just vote for whatever their imams tell them.
They fucking walk straight from the mosque to the nearest polling station.
That's why politicians pander to them so much, if you can convince a handful of imams they pull you thousands upon thousand of votes.
Obviously the paki leaders got it in their head that voting Remain was the "anti-racist" option or w/e.

It's so frustrating

I've tried a couple times over the last few months

I'll never remember her name, no one will tell me/ knows what I'm talking about

>how the fuck do we explain Scotland?
The first person interviewed in this video explains it perfectly.
youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY

She's the one who dated Sam Hyde right?

m.youtube.com/user/w42069

She deleted all her videos a while ago

top kek

Scotland is another nation entirely. It has a completely different political culture and has done at least until WW2.

It's not literally this, but it's aligned closely with them voting "defensively" because they have their own identity.
(Also, the EU is basically a non-issue in Scotland. All the major parties support it and UKIP have memed English-idpol like Barnett and Hardian's wall.)

Remember that Scotland had the only two areas to reject joining the EEC in 1975, and the second lowest pro-EEC vote overall.

Yesss
Thanks !