Massive spider claims six seats for itself on busy Melbourne train

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What fucking spider

Even animals are assholes in stralia.

do you guys think we will always be pushed around the arachniggers??

this has to be the last straw

>Go to europe.
>raped and killed by refugee.

>Go to Australia.
>Dragged into a 8 foot long spiders nest and have eggs laid inside your abdomen.
This is why I'm never leaving my house.

>A big spider demands at least six seats of legroom. You cannot see the spider in the photo. Photo: Supplied

fuck your shit hole desert island it is no land for white man

>leaf

USA all the way patriot!
Just stay out of the ghetto.

>go outside
>get shot
Stay safe user

Who the fuck told the leaf how to use a proxy?

>cuck stamp

Nobody thought to use their fucking shoe?

Will the day of the shoe ever come in australia?

"A big spider demands at least six seats of legroom. You cannot see the spider in the photo"
I feel like I've been had...

Was it an actual spider or an american cosplaying Peter Parker ?

>leg-spreading with 8 fucking legs
Shaking

>Melbourne
Call me when its actual Aussies effected.

Melbournians are such pussies
Everything that comes out of Melbourne is Cancer, I sort of wish we could build a giant wall around all of Victoria and probably NSW

I thought Australia was nothing but Steve Irwin and Crocadile Dundee types who just twirl snakes around like a jump rope and wrest wild crocs into submission for exercise

what is this ;(

>still a leaf

How is Perth cuntman?

>Australia
>photo of NYC cab
Good b8 m8

you're thinking of aboriginals

Thats awfully political

Right there.

Gas the bugs, Mortein war when

Slow news day over there

>go outside
>get hot
based south

>cuntman?
Well for starters we say "Shitcunt" not cuntman fuckwit

And also Perth is full of abo's and Maori's but besides all the bushfires Perth is pretty based from what I know

>Perth
He's complaining about Melbourne, clearly he's from Adelaide.

People in Adelaide complain about Melbourne, people in Melbourne complain about Sydney, people in Sydney complain that their favourite King St Cafe is too popular now and you still can't get a decent latte in Newtown but not enough people go to the ones in Marickville.

Do they let spoidahs off at designated spoidah stops in Australia?

>Perth is pretty based from what I know
People in Perth complain that it has too many Australians.

WHERE

IS

THE

FUCKING

SPIDER

Shut up cuntman

this better not be real. what fucking weak prick cant even kill a spider. fucking melbourne m8, not one red blooded australian among them

Fucking shitlord Spider
#ban spider spreading

Spiders only need one seat not six

I can't see the cunt someone point it out

This is why you blokes aren't taken seriously, just like Canada.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2v36lPFIFpo

Dont fuck with australian spiders

Was only a matter of time

2 good shops.

Sup Forums ON A ROLL

>be aussie gunman
>walking down to the petrol station with her honey
>going to huff some petrol and fuck
>see spider walking towards you
>get nervous, knees weak, mom's spaghetti
>spider slaps your gf right on the ads as he walks by with a chuckle
>two legged pussy, the spider says
>your gf blushes and gets sopping wet
>you do nothing like a beta male cuck

...

#StopSpiderspreading

>spider takes seats

better then Mr. Somali or Mr. Sudan

Far North Queensland
Western Australia
Northern Territory (Aboriginals and hardened whites)
This is where those activities take place.

Melbourne is the most cucked place in this country and the laughing stock of a nation.
This is where the spider incident took place.

For fucks sake it probably wasn't even venemous.

And to those wondering why they didn't use a shoe, nobody in Melbourne owns shoes under $150.
And they're designer shoes, not proper ones.
If they tried to squash the spider the shoe could have broken or, worse yet, gotten dirty.
Can't have that.

i dont see any spiders there

>clearly he's from Adelaide.
WRONG

Guess again!

>commuting to work on a train
no shit there's not one real aussie among them

>Spider not visible at all, despite being fucking 8-legged-freak-hueg
>Article claims passengers were all scared to go near it
>Everybody in the picture is completely calm
Fake news!

What a fucking bullshit article. I'm getting tired of the MSM painting us in a bad light like this, you'll be sorry when we let the flies go wherever they want.

>nobody in Melbourne owns shoes under $150.

>tfw live in melbourne and my favourite shoes are the $8 pair of kmart thongs

wouldn't attack a huntsman though, those cunts are useful when they're not hiding in your car

>People from Adelaide complain about Melbourne

All the young people in Adelaide slurp Melbourne's AIDS-ridden cock relentlessly. It's disgusting. However, the people who don't relentlessly complain about Melbourne so you're right.

Lol at these faggots. There's literally spiders everywhere, you just aren't aware of them. If your house hasn't been sprayed in the last year, you probably sleep with them too

Read a paper occasionally mate.

NSW just banned gender theory in their schools.

If you don understand how significant that is, or that they are anything like Vic scum, then you dont belong on this board.

>manspreading with 8 legs

now THAT is privilege

SPIDERS WILL NOT DEVIDE UZZ
>SPIDERS WILL HOT DECIDE BUS
SPIDERS WILL NOT DIECIDE USZX
>SPIDERS WILL MOP BESIDE GUS
SPIDERS WILL ROT INSIDE RUST

This, those upside down fucks are so shook by spiders that they see them even when they're not even there.

Huntsmens are brotier desu. I had a pet one in my room when I was little, until my cunt dad squashed him.

I thought spider in Australia was just business as usual?

Spiders eat bugs. They're your friends, leave us alone.

Huntsmen kill fly's in your house, daddy long legs kill other spiders including whitetails (but not redbacks. Sigh)

>Spraying

Nice job creating a power vacuum

Don't let their expert shitposting fool you, they're just as afraid of them as anyone.

They run constant vigilance ads about checking under car door handles, sun visor's, under toilet seats etc

>Conductor, we have a problem!

Hey guise could you remind me just what the heck this things called again? A cold keep? No that's not right...

(((Melbourne))) ends about 10km from the city centre.

I don't know why so many Queenslanders and Western Australians bitch about it when they have their own enclaves of cancer.

the fuck

Chillybin

Because those enclaves of cancer aren't quite as cancerous as Melbourne.

Becuase you think youre the Aussie version of Newyorkers, when in reality a Newyorkers wouldn't even spit on you.

I wasn't actually making an argument towards NSW but they still have a shitskin problem in West Sydney, NSW in general isn't as bad as Victoria

Gender Theory is bad but the least of my problems, did you know we are been genocided through multiculturalism, that is a problem to me

These right here are bros, they jump and whoop ass

fucking love melbourne get fucked

Queenslanders are just inbred fuckwits m8. Disregard anything they say
t. Territorian masterrace in North Queensland.

you'd be shook up too if you lost your wife's son to a train spider

Melanin affluent individual, I'd be pleased.

t. Alice Springs boong visiting Yarrabah boong family

Darwin. Nobody actually lives in Alice.

jumping spider are cute! CUTE!

Sorry mate, my mistake.
>t. Darwin methed out boong visiting Aracoon methed out boong family.

Warmer?

test

He can't be lol Adelaide has no power.

test

>spider thread

There's more abos in Cairns from what I can see, m8

No that doesn't sound quite right...

hnnngg

This isn't up for debate

OP is a faggot as usual.
Pic from link.

See the spider moite?

youtube.com/watch?v=9tb73W90YX4

This. One of the cunts bit me while I was in bed just yesterday. 95% of them are no big deal, just a minor nuisance.

When did anyone here think we're New Yorkers, believe it or not, there's no smugness or arrogance here

you could've said San Francisco or something like that, but Jew York

We do?

wow, even your news shitpost.

Yeah then there's that other 5% of the time.

kekd n checkd chullybun it is then

lol'd.
Not enough dots m8.