What's the most abstract Jude you have on your computer?

What's the most abstract Jude you have on your computer?

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there was one i had that was just three grey blocks but i cant find it

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you keep a wot on your computer?
wtf anonovich?
the less time you spend on them, the more you win

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>Says the user with a cleverly disguised guitar merchant

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that's pretty cool, is it from something?

It's a space jew from the game Warframe.

It's a space jew from Warframe.

Looks like a basic enemy from Warframe.

an abstraction of justice

This ones better

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Aw shit you're right, haven't played that in ages, might just update and go gas a few

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Im an artist

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The eternal jew. Humanities parasite.

How do you do these?

FUCK

>large nosed

too obvious

I don't get it, dots? why?

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keked and ckeckd

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Why is he frowning.

C O L O R B L I N D

It's the same format as a color blindness test. Color blind people can't see the merchant.

He's been identified.

This is just some dots making a circle though?

you're colorblind senpai

stare at the pic and focus your eyes at what would be the horizon

he frowns because he saw you pre-heat the oven, but at the same time he rubs his hands because he has shares in the electricity provider.

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Fucking Jet fighter pilots

You can either cross your eyes and look at the picture or try and focus your eyes far beyond the image. Try not to blink.

Your brain will figure it out in a minute or two and make the image pop out.

Windows 7

But i can see colours mate

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So the middle?

I've never been able to do these.

Ah, nice.

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i dont see anything.

You may not be able to differentiate certain reds and greens?

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There is a number hidden in the circles. You see some shades of a colour as the same colour. It's a form of colourblindness. I have it too.

You're right, they're both just commies to me

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Alright, so I tried, and my eyes really hurt.

Is it a repeating pattern of the merchant or am I doing it wrong?

Normally it's a number, but in that example it's our friendly merchant friend.

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STRAYA COME ON.

The merchants took muh colours!!

It's the most abstract and potent merchant of all.

Yik yak is great for trolling normies

I've only once in my life been able to get one of these to work, and it was in a book, not a screen. The instructions I followed told me to touch my nose to the picture, and focus my eyes on it there, and then slowly move my head away from the image without readjusting my focus.

Does it count

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That's too perfect, my sides are dead

I think we might have used the same book. It was in the first grade I think.

That was one of the first times in my life that I felt like a complete fucking freak.

>user, what's yours?
>I-I don't know
>This one's a pyramid, it's so cool
>Okay...
>Just focus user, you can do it
>I'm trying
>Jeez it's not that hard
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I got really worked up over it actually.

It's Jewish bullshit! No one can actually see anything! A few Mossad plants were in my classroom pretending they saw something cool, and then the class, being a bunch of sheepish goyim, pretended to see stuff, rooting me out as the lone Aryan super human!

is this what you are supposed to see? or does the entire picture become something different?

I feel like I am the only person that has seen and used this one.

If you are right about this I'll feel much better about myself.

underrated

Don't worry, it has been added into my shitposting rotation now.

This is the best thread today

Yeah nah mate I can't see shit on my phone screen with my sunnies on.
I took em off and now i can see the merchant just fine.
Big nosed cunt aye mate?

No if you focus your eyes correctly a merchant outline sort of separates from the background as if it's in 3D. It's not very clear though, if I didn't know what I was looking for I wouldn't be sure what the outline is.

Can't see colours but I can do these god forsaken things.

There is nothing there, fuck off

No you emu, there is no merchant. it's literally just a circle of smaller circles. How much of a newfag are you that you don't know this joke by now?

He can't see the jews hahahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahahh

People who are actually colorblind would never have caught onto this meme.

No. If you do it correctly the image will literally jump out from your screen. Try crossing your eyes, defocus. You need to manually control the muscles in your eyes that focus.

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It's from Warframe, they are called Corpus and are pretty much the space jews. They onky care about wealth and prefer to not fight themselves, instead they use robot proxies.

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Right right, the real merchant is within us all.
The greatest merchants to overcome in life are always a part of you.

this is the first one of these types of images that's worked for me

Your merchant reminds me of Costanza.jpg desu familiam

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Since we had a lot of abstract juden, could someone post the most complex jude they have?

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WHY WON'T THE COLORS STOP MOVING

I think you mean hyperreal.

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There are a couple of different ways to get it working.
wikihow.com/View-Stereograms
colorstereo.com/texts_.txt/practice.htm
I used to practice with this method as a kid Nowadays I just look at the picture and focus my eyes the way they should be.
Some stereograms are easier to see than some others, and if you feel like you're missing out, you could pick a book from the library and practice with it.

I know some people who never managed to see these things though. It's okay if you can't. Some of the people who didn't see these had glasses, and it made me wonder if that can make it harder for some people. Also, it took me a lot of practicing before I figured out how to get it right anyway, and it's okay to have trouble with these.

It's supposed to look kinda like this; a simple outline of the merchant pic. Don't use this picture though, it's harder to see it when there are scribbles over it, use the original one.