>Records tumbled today as New South Wales sweltered but the weekend could be worse
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>Sydney has just broken a 121-year-old heat record, and it's only day one of the heatwave
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>Hi-tech Melbourne operation seizes $186m of drugs hidden in charcoal
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I'm just glad it's not snowing.
Why is it so hot in the middle of winter? Climate change?
Maybe all the whities should move to tassie.
Jealous of tassie atm. Ffs.
>American education
Please stop.
fuck me m8s it was hot in newcastle today
the electricity provider was threatening to limit and/or restrict power to the aluminium smelter just outside the city. this would be to prevent brown-outs occuring across newcastle and the rest of NSW. apparently it consumes 12% of the power generated in NSW
Thoughts on the absolute madmen trying out geothermal in australia?
Fuck off we're full.
Lovely 22 down here. I think we had 3 days over 30 this summer.
The sun moves from right to left in the sky, and with it to your back the wind virtually always blows right to left. The stars turn clockwise without a pole star and winter is in june. Where spiders eat birds and snowflakes have seven points. The moon is upside down and waxes right-to-left.
A magical place.
Like a cold version of rural nsw
Meanwhile in California it's been raining for weeks and the mountains are covered in snow. How did this happen? I do not know.
Don't know if you lads knew but gender theory got banned in NSW.
That means no more kids being taught that there's more than 2 genders and there's an "infinite amount of genders being newly created".
Posting it as an archive because it's behind a paywall.
and this shit (AUSSIES are just not ready for super-fast broadband and would not use it “even if we offered it for free”, the head of the National Broadband Network has claimed.)
So fucking mad lads, had 5 finches die today even though I have a fan in my aviary, my best gouldian hen died
fucking nigger weather
who looking for work here?
im starting to get sick of applying for positions that i probably wont get because i have limited experience and im a fucking white male
inb4 forklift ticket meme
have you tried getting an apprenticeship lad?
How did this bogan rise to the rank of deputy prime minister?
I don't mind him but he genuinely just seems like some savage drunk you'd find at a pub in a place like Moe.
It's like nobody has noticed either, is Barnaby the real puppet master of Australian politics?
>39 degrees
>maybe it will cool down by midnight
>31 degrees
I'm getting too white for this shit.
Who /low-intensityheatwave/ here?
I get 100 ms seconds ping if I play on US servers. lol.
>ask for forklift training
>employment agency vomits a roomfull of spaghetti
every time. it comes out of their commissio
why didn't you just let them out, knowing they'd die in sheet metal hell?
Isn't that significantly cooler in the Celsius system? Also things are always coldest right before dawn.
Been raining in dubaye.
Also new anti liberal meme enjoy.
I swear none of my factory worker mates have any actual licensing.
The job interview is usually:
>you're not Indian? Grab a fluoro and get to that station over there
Not full enough. Just need to advertise how cool tassie is.
because like fuck the future n shit
t. pollie
they weren't MEANT to die you frivolous cunt I got an industrial grade mist fan just for the heat wave
fucking idiot
also
>why would i let small finches bred in captivity into the wild
totally wouldn't kill them
GET FUCKED
That's it I'm coming down, I'm gonna get gene therapy to make myself a nigger, and I'm gonna act like I own the place.
I have ran over 5k every day in the heat of the day for the last 2 weeks AMA.
>tfw living in Penrith
Western Sydney is hell on earth.
>>Sydney has just broken a 121-year-old heat record
Fake news
Op is a fag (muh heat wave)
He represents farmers who are making a mint selling food to gooks? Thats all he cares about I would think.
Wanna lay bricks cunt?
If not, wanna cart around wheelbarrows full of bricks and cement mix for cunts that lay bricks?
If Melbourne, hit me up.
>the electricity provider was threatening to limit and/or restrict power to the aluminium smelter just outside the city. this would be to prevent brown-outs occuring across newcastle and the rest of NSW. apparently it consumes 12% of the power generated in NSW
What Jew meme is this?
Implying power companies under no circumstances will take a loss like other companies and just deal with it?
how does a surfactant react in an ionic liquid?
living in newcastle m8, otherwise i probably would
i feel u bro. lost a guinea pig in last weeks heat. i leave a sprinkler on light mist but the fucker was too dumb (nigpig-The dark one) to get near the water.today 50celcius in eastern creek at 230pm.
so a mostly uninhabited region of a continent allegedly has a heatwave that 99.999% of the population wouldnt be able to confirm
sure yea no of course it happened because some faggy news outlet run by abos says it did
Muh fluoride in muh taps muh government puts it in muh water because it's good for muh teeth
TURN ON ABC NOW!
where're my melbourne niggers at?
/south east melbourne/ bentleigh reporting in
>government introduces a massive stimulus plan to equip every household in Australia with an air-conditioner and solar panels to help power it
smart idea or not
get something like this so they have shade all day maybe?
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bureau of meteorology are fraudsters
It was 45c out west you faggot
Can't believe cunts can't get a job these days, ffs.
Muh short supply of engineers. Need to import sand niggers into Rockhampton to fill jobs such as auto mechanics (auto engineers).
Implying there's not one Aussies in Rockhampton wanting an apprenticeship as a mechanic!
TURN ON CHANNEL NINE, 7, TEN, ABC or SBS NOW!
abc ....haha
Nort West reporting in u faggot
knowing the govt ill get a shitty $100 chink AC and panels charged 5k + tip to the taxpayer
LITERALLY have more jobs than I have labour to complete.
I'm working 7 days trying to cover them all.
Fucking lazy cunts these days m8.
If I was in lelbourne I would hit you up. Have muscles, will lift shit for cash.
Because the insulation scheme worked super well didn't it?
>sure yea no of course it happened because some faggy news outlet run by abos says it did
Aussies are so fucking stupid. If ww3 was happening outside their own window they wouldn't pay any attention to it unless Muh news said something about it.
TURN ON ABC NOW
I wish the heat would kill the little cunt dog next door that literally barks for hours non stop at times.
What's with women liking those little cunt head yappy dogs? Another area where white women are fucked.
what should I do tonight at home
asian women do too but they tend to keep them in line
South side of equator....
This
Just fucking torch our DOE, I'll get the kerosene.
Fap to trap porn
>An Air Quality Alert for poor air quality due to Ozone has been issued by NSW Health. Those with respiratory diseases, such as asthma, should follow their action plan and use their relieving medication where necessary. If respiratory symptoms worsen, they should seek medical advice.
I wanted to go swimming tomorrow
tfw live right on the beach.
>Get home from work, hot all day.
>1 minute walk from rock pool, council just cleaned the entire thing out, fuck off.
>Ocean breeze cools house, air conditioner is not needed.
Love the gong boys
Just when I thought government weather modification was a warcrime in the UN.
I was in redfern the otherday and the place was fucking covered with Marxist posters.
I tore them down as I saw them lol (You got to be careful of razor blades.
God damn would I kill to steal some of that snow right now
...
What about all the pond-scum tier humans that live there?
>applying for a job with a contractor for the defence force
>get to the last page
>"diversity"
>greeted to a huge wall of text about how accepting they are and how instrumental it is for a diverse workforce, ect
>put this in
reckon i could pull it off fellas? i have slightly dark skin if that helps
If it makes you guys feel any better it's really cold over here.
Knowing the history of advancement in technology and weather modification was a meme back in 1977, they're probably your clouds.
Poor baby better do what the government says for your health. Believe me were all concerned about you.
Is Trans legit in a drop down box?
Sounds terrible
oh and inb4 someone points out that i didnt put "yes" for disability because trans
i want it to look half believable, not HR bin material
I have air conditioning , blackout curtains and i work from home, i was very comfortable.
Enjoy your ozone faget
yeah it is rofl, apparently it doesnt fit under the "other" and "prefer not to say" option
Wait... Did CTR meme transgender into workplace applications?
>rural QLD
>still 37'c at 7:15pm
It's only going to be really hot for a few days for the pussy areas due to desert winds.
It's been a milder summer here this year compared to several previous.
Haha wow, the worlds fucked mate. Glad I'm retired.
>company hires you. Later on finds out your not trans.
>forces you to get a sex change operation to keep job
You're actually buthurt because someone doesn't act like everyone else and party on the weekend.
You realize when you call someone out for being a loser your actually more of a loser than they are for it?
Didn't you think to cage them and bring them inside the house where there's aircon.
They died because they cooked from the inside out .
>QLD
>next to the beach
>25c with a breeze
You didn't store your product at the intended temperature range. This is what happens.
Maybe just maybe buy a thermometer next time. Fans can suck oxygen from an area and create motor fumes. This kills the bird.
Then what are you doing on Sup Forums on a Friday night?
I unironically love global warming.
>Is Trans legit in a drop down box?
On the Aussies christian dating site you can literally select"I am a woman searching for a woman"
And primary school boys in SA can wear the girls uniform/use the girls room.
literally china. The smog cloud is effecting the wind current
bet ur not as rural as me feg, im the ruralest
> wait a sec its 37 where i am
Only apply if you got a mate working there. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.
>"Number of homosexuals in Australia Nationwide statistics--1.2% of adults identify as homosexual or lesbian. * 1.6% of adult men identified as homosexual and 0.8% of women as lesbian. * 1.4% of women and 0.9% of men said they were bisexual. Source: The 2003 'Sex in Australia' survey of 20,000 people, with a special weighting to Sydney's homosexual centre. Conducted by the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health & Society(ARCSHS) at La Trobe University. Published in Australian & NZ Journal of Public Health, Vol 27 No 2 2003 ISSN 1326 0200." (saltshakers.org.au/issues/homosexuality/199-statistics-homosexuality)
Does this include Trans? I wonder what their % is, since we cater so heavily to them you'd think it was above 50%...
Considering taking up a sport which code of football is most fun to play on an amateur level? Might go to rugby union 101 tomorrow but haha just need a new hobby instead of shitposting you know? Go Pauline
league or nothing faggot
who /coal/ here
its strange to see the democratic peoples republic of victoria using brown coal, its really inefficient in comparison to the black stuff
then again it might be racially sensitive and heaps progressive
coalja boy i tell em, cooaaalllll, watch me mine that watch me dig watch me mine that coalja boy now cooaall now who watch me mine that now we whho watch me mine that now we who watch me mine that and the supercoal and coalll
I find it very difficult to give a fuck when it's China and the US that are doing 80% of the polluting.
Who's idea was it to make China so powerful?
Not mine that's for sure.
china isnt powerful, theres just a lot of them, they're literally a third world tier country in all regards