Welcome. Welcome to Russia. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers...

Welcome. Welcome to Russia. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of Russia that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Kremlin so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Russia my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Russia. It's safer here.

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close to mountains, nice lakes, pretty comfy, only there should be more grass here

>safe
WRONG

>we have higher homicide rate than the fucking bosnians
i blame the albozergs

>Pick up that can.

I bet that's relative to population and look at yourself you disgusting non-country.

Looks comfy as fuck тбх тoвapищ

Surely there are shops and nightclubs and live music venues or something to do, right?

Why wouldn't there be with that many people in one place?

Well just look at Albania. Besides I doubt BiH has much murder, unless maybe in eastern Bosnia or so.
I am surprised at how low Serbia is, given them being full of crime.

>relative to population
So?

бля, тyт тaкyю хyйню yжe нe в пepвый paз пocтят, мoг бы пoлyчшe чoнить пpидyмaть

Should just give the north to Russia. What the fuck

That is Norilsk, a city so far north, nothing grows there and everyone just stays indoors all winter long

you know there's types of grass that grow in winter, right?

Better be killed than raped tb.h

Getting real tired of faggots posting the same picture of Norilsk for the millionth time.
>hurr durr Russia a shit amirtite

If someone got raped by a Russian they'd soon die of AIDS

Dang OP I wish I'd had this picture years ago in my urban planning class in college. This is pretty much exactly how they wanted to build cities to minimize resource use.

What a nightmare.

where do all of these people park

The rapy trinity of USA, Sweden and Botswana

>soon
It's a meme, no one dies from aids "soon".

i found the lack of trees disturbing Ivan... What the fuck? how people can live in a place like that?

>zachodniopomorskie

I cant tell if its the fault of the people that got relocated from ukraine after WW@ or the germans.

If they go to Russian hospitals they will

russian statistics count them as "as good as dead" even though they can still walk around and talk

>shops and nightclubs and live music venues or something to do, right?
Ahahahah NO. There is vodka, there's heroin, and there is a rope to hang.

>literally 17

>finest remaining urban centers
I feel so bad for you. At least it keeps the mudslimes away.

still better then brussels/london/paris/berlin

>India light blue.

Its probably based on reported rapes, and rape accusations.

>In America
Get drunk at a party with a girl, have sex. She regrets it a week later and calls rape.
>In Sweden.
Refuse to prep the bull. Charged with rape and forced to give 60% of earnings to Somalian "16" year old.

>2012
Something tells me that we will not see criminal statistics from 2015-2017. That's very convinient for EU. Now EU is a criminal shithole. Even more criminal than Russia lol.

I don't think these commie niggers have cars. Could be wrong.

Park what? They walk or use buses.

No, you literally can do nothing with your aids and live statistically long live.

haha

Guess what it is.

Here are the suburbs of that same city, if you want to spend a holiday in the nature.

Frozen sewage from a broken pipe?

frozen piss

Fuck, that pic made me realize how Russia is something special and I love it.

>At least it keeps the mudslimes away
Muslim church in that same city.

looks like something from a dystopian movie, like blade runner

T-thanks ivan, i was getting scary of not being able to enjoy nature...

This is what yellow color in hohol's flag stands for

>Muslim church in that same city.
U fukin wot m8?

I can almost smell the sulfur and feel the broken glass under my boots.

Why is it outside of Saint Petersburg and Moscow the whole country seems to be covered in broken glass?

People who live there live like hamsters in a cage, the environment is so bleek & lonely, but hey, it's still better than living in slums here in my country

>somehow the mosque is still the ugliest shit
breathtaking...

Norilsk has a vibe I can really get behind

is the spirit of maddah russia

>mfw there's probably someone living behind that door

>Pick.. up.. the can.

How do we get rid of the jews, and now the mudslimes that have moved in?

All the buildings are so spread out. Is this a military strategic thing to reduce the effectiveness of bombings?

from inside

This graph is misleading because the data hasn't been normalized for those countries with more broad and inclusive rape laws. For example, Sweden has the most broad rape laws in the world. Conduct that would be fine elsewhere is considered rape in Sweden.

I really love Soviet Cities by night. Sometimes it looks cozy.

Commie Colloseum

Ha, Half-Life 2 reference

Not surprising. It's city built with sole purpose of supporting colossal ore mine & refinery

>2016+1
>Quoting anything from Valve
baka

looks like something from Fallout

Yep.
Russians love to burn this shit
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Nice one.

that looks stupid comfy

Looks pretty comfy!

Me too.

how is this not a zipline theme park?

>burning frozen piss
that's strange. what do ukraine people do in this situation?

Why doesn't anyone take steps to make their living conditions a little bit better?
A layer of paint on that wall would go a long fucking way desu.

Thats kinda cool bro

>“I wish these idiots your barracks burned!” – commented Ivan Down.

>“And all drunk, tongue tied. Hawthorn freewheeling,” wrote kornwood.

>“The smell of the Motherland one canister of kerosene will not interrupt” – added Rain Sender.

>“The stalagmite is ours!” – Adam said Adam.

Top fucking kek

>280 days of snow
>average temperature -10 C
>fucking tundra
A nice place to live if you ask me.

They have a hole to get the bleakness straight from hell.

they already improved it with a small rocket, if you look closely

Run around and yell about moskals. Petrol is too expensive.

Its almost cyberpunk like.
youtube.com/watch?v=845qEAGrJcY

Ah, sorry! I did not see that.
Never mind then.

>Why doesn't anyone take steps to make their living conditions a little bit better?
>in Russia
hahhahahahahaaha

HAHAHAHA

They have a huge suicide hole for all you euthanasia needs.

nice HD world of tank map

1) no resources, be it time or money
2) any improvements will be destroyed by bored scum
3) "it's state's job, not mine"

>wide open areas in the city
wow comfy

COMFY

>You will never hangout with your friend Yegor in the stairwell drinking coffee, and talking about Anna's huge tits.

What a fucking waste. You could easily fit twice the number of blocks there.

Here we go with the blood river...
Something tells me we're getting closer and closer to Satan.
Dante said that hell was cold.

That's just a mine. They have those holes all over the world. [spoiler]for your euthanasia needs[/spoiler]

This is a workers city, nobody really lives there. People get there to work shifts. That's why nobody gives a fuck about the looks. Still I don't understand why city council is fucking up.

Russia> EU in crime confirmed. That's what they get for importing jihadists

What happens here?

Smashing liquor bottles is number one entertainment.

Poor oppressed refugees being oppressed?

They actually do small improvements on the streets to entertain kids and make place more fun

fucking awesome.

Woah I haven't seen those cars for a long long time.

we have robberies and fights nothing else,sometimes we don't even have a murder per day.

parisian caliphate

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>Geography: D-

That's some ulgy city you have there.

Are there no trees in Russia?

Ususally old people do these things

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