"Hey user, thanks so much for the ride, care if I smoke one?"

"Hey user, thanks so much for the ride, care if I smoke one?"

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If you smoke a cig in my brand new truck ill fucking murder your stinky ass

get the FUCK out of my car

>implying I drive
>implying if I did I'd let filthy smokers in my car

Don't smoke in my car

What is this autistic shit?

Yes I do care. You can wait.

Go for it buddy

Get the fuck out of my car, you hideous spic faggot.

Only if it's crack.

I smoke crack btw guys. My life fucking sucks.

Yes I do actually. No smoking in my car.

No, not in my car. But I'll smoke one with you after we get there

Is it that hard guys?

Loser.

Rob, is that you?

Dude I've been doing drugs since I was 13. Fuck off.

Sure, I just need to roll down the windows and light mine. Because I don't really care about my shitty 2002 Honda.

No, this isn't your 1992 Honda Civic, hippie. I car about my car.

I fucking loved him. No I'm just a guy who does roofing and asbestos removal for work.

>new car
Not in my new car.
>used car
Go for it bud.

What does that have to do with anything?
Get out of my car

I hate when people fucking do this. I was hanging out with a buddy from high school about a month ago. This guy is a total manchild and has not grown up from his high school stoner years.

Anyways, this was the day after weed was legalized in Mass (where I live) and I went to pick this fucker up to go out to eat, to catch up with him and see how his pathetic life was going.

The moment this guy gets in my car, he pulls out a joint and is like "hey man, you still smoke." I haven't smoked in like 4 years and I didn't want to. I flipped out on him because even with legal weed in Mass you can't fucking smoke it while driving like an idiot. The guy had no clue why I was getting mad and the moment we got to the restaurant this guy started smoking the joint. OUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING RESTAURANT.

It's just a car. Sometimes a guy just has to spark up. I hit a pipe in a customer's washroom once. I got fired, lol, but the beauty of roofing is that they know we're all crackheads so I got a new job with a new crew the very next day.

Look at this square faggot

>Pulls over
>drop soft top
>Lets do this shit

>asbestos remediator
>smokes crack

Makes sense, you live in sackville by any chance?

what the fuck am i doing on the backseat?

You can outside of my car.

>all these people itt who think he means a cig

...

So? Sounds normal to me.

Can you compare it to smoking cocaine?

>implying it matters

You sound like such a relaxed fun guy. I bet you go through pussy dont you?

In assuming this scenario involves tobacco. Anyone that smokes anything illegal in my car will get kicked out.

youtube.com/watch?v=-82RwFZA0Ck

More relevant part toward the end.

get your faggot ass back to Sup Forums

You gotta smoke this dick first

I live in alberta

Get the fuck out of my car before I drag you out of it myself.

You people have already ruined Colorado for me, enough is enough.

>yes
>okay

Is human interaction really this difficult for you autistic fucks?

>weed is not addictive i can stop anytime i wa-
>mind if i smoke this before we eat?

Woah geez sorry sir

fucking leaf scum

Nah I'm just grown up and I realize that driving while high is fucking and that weed in general is juvenile.

All you guys are definitely just like my friend in that story. Manchildren that are still living in their high school years. You guys will learn about how you were such losers evertually

It's a new car so please don't, sorry

my 92 civic is pretty nice desu

Kek. This guy literally couldn't even wait either. The moment we got out of the car he sparked the thing up as fast as he could

>says yes

beta autist asperger cuck. enjoy ash in your car just because you cant say 'no'

I use to drive stoned all the time. Quit smoking 2 years ago but it still wouldnt offend me watching someone do it. I would hate to go to a party with you.

>implying I let anyone into my E30

Great because I don't party because I'm not a fucking degenerate anymore

degenerates BTFO

I've done oxys, meth, weed, percs... everything.

Crack makes me feel like superman.

I dropped out of high school.

>I dropped out of high school
Really? I could have sworn you were a NASA engineer

And also, it's not that I was offended by the weed, I was annoyed that he thought it would be ok to smoke in my car, and risk getting me in trouble.

I don't care if you smoke, but I'm not going to let you do it next to me and risk me getting arrested. That's just fucking stupid

pussy

kek

Fuck you nerd. For the year I was in high school I made kids like youz lifes hell.

School is for fags

Only if you share.

Not at all. Need a light?

Loser

>care if I smoke one?
>yes, I care.
>okay, I'll wait.

So apparently the answer is yes, human interaction really is this difficult for you autistic fucks.

>pusyy XDDD
You are the source of the West's decay. How does it feel?

Sounds like you're still stuck in a grade school mindset.
>I smoked like all the drugs and made successful kids' lives suck because I'm a scumsucking faggot with no future.

where is your problem mate?
relax man

just roll the window down.

I like killing hippies. There's no problem in that

>UAE
You of all people should know better to engage int his degeneracy.

>implying i even smoke

>Pot is bad and evil!

School is for qweefs. I have a fucking 2001 BMW, a nice one bedroom apartment and designer clothes. Life is good.

Why are you guys so beta you're afraid of a little cigarette smoke? Roll down the windows, faggets.

I don't even smoke and I'm not this much of an autist.
>mommy im gonna get second hand smoke from a cigarette in a car with the window rolled down!!!

>designer clothes
Kek, poor fucking sheep

Honestly I work in the trucks and nobody wants to work with the pussies who make guys step out of the truck to smoke.

Fucking degenerates

I'm up here buddy, you're looking in the back seat. Also, no fucking nu-males in my car. I can't believe you thought that would even be an option.

Smoke this
*unzips dick*

What's wrong with that? Jealous bitch? I'd break you're fucking teeth.

Stoners are biggest waste of biological material. You are correct in your reaction.

Aint you a big boy.

Actually yes I do as I don't like this fucking smell
I hope you can go on for 10 minutes without having to shove a cigarette up your face

I'd kill you faggot. Then shit on your knockoff Oaklies and tapout shorts

Why should he watch to the backseat, if youre the driver?

yeah i do, frig off

>pot is good, enlightening, and pro-white!
Weed turns you into an illiterate, retarded, coward. It deludes your body and mind and prevents you from ever reaching aspirations like becoming an engineer or a Mathematician.
>b-bbut it cures, cancer and AIDS, mann!
Shut the fuck up. You just want to have degenerate sex swamps enveloped in the fog of your Marijuana.

You "people" need to smoke some cyanide instead.

Cuck

I wear true religions and gucci boy

Don't fight a crackhead like ms.

I know. I kill stoners every day. It's the only thing we can do with them.

If he IS a stoner, Then im bombing the car

Sure

>Drives to farmland 50 miles from civilization
>user where are we going
>Say nothing
>arrive in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night

Get out.

Since you asked first sure bud. Just roll sown the window first.

>drive 4WD F500 Truck
>Heavy Duty
>Feel Alpha

Relaxed Stoner: Can I light up one?

Cowboy: N-naah man (the smoke in the car is heavy for my asthmatic lungs)

Relaxed Stoner: Alright mate.

Cowboy: (What a fucking loser still smoking weed)

>Cowboy presses down pedal of 4 tonne truck while watching teenage girl walking on the sidewalk

Relaxed Stoner: So what have you been up to?

Cowboy: Gettin pussy and making dough, just bought myself a book about NoFap, it's really worth it, the guy who wrote it is a pickup artist too.

Relaxed Stoner: Aight, sounds cool, you into that pickup thing?

Cowboy: Gotta be alpha bro.

Relaxed Stoner: yea right :D

Cowboy: What about you? Still fapping to anime (man I wanna game this new visual novel when I come home, I love hentai)

Relaxed Stoner: Nah mate, just moved in with my girl last summer.

>Cowboy feels intensified rage building up

Cowboy: cool

>Arrive at restaurant, both get out

Relaxed Stoner: I'll just smoke a quick one before we go in

Cowboy: Haha no problem

>Cowboy feels envy and depression


End of story based on this anons post:

>gucci
oh my god it's worse than I thought

>to catch up with him and see how his pathetic life was going.

kek'd hard
but don't be such a huge fucking faggot holy shit

kek

>not E46

dropped

my car my rules, if I don't want to be around that shit I shouldn't have to simple as that

holy shit you always want to explode things fuck u

i'd kick him out the car the moment he asked the smell lingers in the seats and surfaces even if you open up the windows this isn't fucking china where we can smoke willy nilly.

Cigarette smoke can actually be made of little physical particles that will stick in your car.
You shouldn't smoke in a car or a house unless your friend does.

well, you can always take bus I guess