Why do Canadians drink this shit? It's not a coffee chain, it's a religion for them

Why do Canadians drink this shit? It's not a coffee chain, it's a religion for them.

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They seem overtly proud of it too.

It doesnt taste like coffee

Tim Horton founded Canada, I think?

It's like how we are proud of our founding fathers and the buildings they lived in.

it used to be part of our national identity

the closest american equivalent would be chucky cheese

Chuckie cheese didn't found America

Why do they have loonies and toonies?

Cuz theyre fucking faggots thats why

It used to be a big deal and actually good, until it got purchased by non-canadians and basically everyhitng got gutted to be as chepa as possible.

No self-respecting Canadian nationalist goes to Tim's anymore.

You have no national identity

The coffee is shit but Timbits are fucking godlike

Sometime around 2004 their commercials convinced literally everyone that they were always a classic part of Canadian heritage, and we just went along with it and their sales exploded. We're not a very smart people.

Because Tim Horton was a hockey player who died in a car wreck (was probably a female Asian driver's fault)

Americans don't care much at all for Chucky Cheese though. Even McDonalds would be a better analogy and even then that doesn't quite work.

At least our national identity isn't anime and being blown up.

Think hockey. Think Coffee. Canadian past times

It's like Wawa coffee in the northeast.

In other words it is shitty coffee from a gas station but for some reason people think the gas station is cool when nobody else talks about how great 7/11 or Sheetz is.

Why do Ameri60s eat McDonalds en masse and why are more than 50% of them obese? You're almost as obese as you are white. Fast food is a religion for you fat, mongrel fucks.

We drink Tim's because it's cheaper than Starbucks and generally doesn't push any dumb political shit (other than their excessive use of Filipino temporary workers).

It's sort of like asking why Amerifats trample each other to death like cattle on Black Friday to get 50% off from their Jewish overlords.
Or asking why Amerishots all take time off work to watch consuer ads interspersed with teams of niggers throwing a ball around on "Superbowl" day

etc etc

Same with you when it was disintegrated in 1945

Why do you give a shit O.P?

Yeah your national identity is cuckoldry and justin trudeau

your entire national identity revolves around getting blown the fuck out worse than any other nation has ever experienced in the history of the planet

>found
It's find, you rural and suburban retard. How's that 60% going for you, amerilard?

Canadians have such a shit culture but so many governmental protections to maintain it, that any wide scale garbage is immediately elevated by Canadians in order to distinguish them from the constant existential threat that is American culture.

It used to be good until McDonalds bought it

you're welcome amerifats

they got programed by tv
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>You're almost as obese as you are white

So not obese at all? That analogy kinda falls apart. America isn't very white anymore.

fucking kek

did you really just say that?

Obviously, why you else would they forge canadianness around a fast food chain and universal healthcare?

McDonalds coffee is better than tim hortons coffee though

mcdonalds coffee has a chocolatey/hot chocolate taste though, it's shit. coffee should taste like coffee.

Shut up faggot, your country is 1000 times more cucked. We have a meme Prime Minister, you have a meme life.

>60% white
>50% obese
>School shooting capital of the world
>Most terrorism deaths in western world
>Highest nigger percentage in western world
>Worst literacy scores in developed world
>13 million illegal immigrants and not doing anything about it ("muh wall" top kek implying Trump will actually build it)
>Israel's GREATEST ALLY :DDDDDDDDD
>Top consumer of cuckold porn in the entire world by a massive margin
>National sport is full of nignogs

Land of da free ;;;;;;;DDDDD

Are you even a fucking country?

Half obese is terrible. Half white is terrible. You are about equally obese and equally white, which is terrible.

>((((TV)))

because they had to change the formula

>Tim Horton
He was a hockey player. Our founding father was an white-nationalist.

Based Macdonald. Based King as well.

I hope Pearson, Trudeau Sr. and Mulroney rot in hell for eternity tbqh

We drink it ironically

holy fuck you went in on him

A FUCKING LEAF
GO BACK TO ANIME LAND

Better get off this site before you get arrested and your house sold to some chinks.

Fucking worthless cuckold sharia loving leaf

Cause they are low lives.
Their "national cuisine" is Kraft dinner.
American white trash food.
They stole the shittiest cheapest food you offer and clsimed it as theirs.
Honestly such low class people.

DAY OF THE RAKE
FEB 13 2017
48 hours till canada is btfod off the world map

OHHH CANNNADAAAA
OUR NATIVE KEKOLD LAAANNDD
TRUE FEMINIST LOOVVEEE
OF ALL WIFE SONS COOMMMANNND

>No response
>"C-cuckold"

lel every time. Shut up and go die for Israel you stupid faggot. It is a statistical fact that Americans consume the most cuckold porn.

Don't defend Ameriblobs, you fucking foreign traitor. They are solely responsible for the transmission of cancer to our country since they insisted on sending (((social justice))) and (((academics))) here after free trade opened the borders. America is a blight on the entire planet and the Jew's primary tool. If every single American died, nothing of value would be lost except some nuclear subs.

It's cheap coffee.

Just like Achmed went in on your wife

Canada 90% over weight

Yes Americans, most canadians are overweight or obsese .
They sit inside 8 months of the year eating garbage.
They are fat asses. Almost all of them

I'm I'm shape.I get treated like a junkie since I'm not fat. Only drug addicts are skinny in canada.

THEYRE FAT!!!!

>cheap coffee

Nothing is cheaper than brewing at home.

it's actually really fucking good

>Americans will never know the joy of a long Roll-Up-The-Rim-To-Win streak
>Americans will never know the joy of getting a rare Timbit

They line their paper cups with an addictive vanilla extract

>leaf cuck getting this triggered means he really is a cuck

Does your wife make you clean up after her bull and make you call it poutine?

Honestly, McDonald's coffee is just as good these days. They also have way better cups, Tim's still uses those stupid rip-top things and thin shitty cups.

Some of their sandwiches are alright I guess.

Who knows. They ain't got shit on Krispy Kreme though.

No, it's shit tier coffee.

Only coffee store in my area that sells XL size. XL Black coffee is all I need to start my day. Don't need nothing fancy, it's the first coffee I drank and seems to do the trick

You'll never know the joy of
Sonic
Wattaburger
White Castle
etc etc etc etc

Rare timbit eh? Wow lucky you.

Try it in a non-city Tims. It's much better where the quality of the water is better. it's still dunkin donuts coffee, but if youve only had say, airport water or in Toronoto, its much better almost anywhere else int eh country.

It also used to be a community thing. Take kids to hockey, pick up tims, chat with people or stop in and actually talk to people. STill happens in a lot of the rural areas, but again is not a big thing in immigrant filled shit holes and where the water sucks.

Thats why all the leftists move to canada when things dont go their way?

Hows your tax money holding up those refugees and that 500 million dollar moose.

I used to drink Tims all the time until I started making my own coffee. Grind my own beans, scoop of honey and some milk, 1000x better. Now everytime I have a Tims I get a massive headache. That coffee is some chemically engineered garbage.

The fact that you're not fucking triggered by your occupied government and degenerate countrymen makes you the cuck, you stupid halfbreed. You should be triggered every day. Unless you live in a state that's actually good, like Wyoming or Montana, you're a fucking cuckold. You pay taxes to your government. You pay for Shaniqua's 30000 children and Schlomo's 20 wars. Enjoy it you little bitch.*

*Not actually "little" since statistically you are obese

How does this tweet make you feel?
Justine is meeting Trump on Monday
DAY OF THE RAKE
A
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O
F
T
H
E
RAKE

Its now controlled by your people at Burger King. The irony.

So go ahead and poison our coffee and make the day of the rake happen, we deserve it.

Haha why are you so mad though?

I really hope Trump treats him like the weak faggot he is and makes him cry.

No I happily live in a state that cucks you out of half your west coast. And the government pays me to live here and cuck you out of said land.

Try harder poor lil leaf guy

Howd your mandatory feminism classes and lack of a first or second amendment coming?

Better not say anyithing too politically incorrect or you will get v&

what part of canada are all you guys in? nova scotia here

He's a snow Mexican

>t. burger
Don't you have some nips to rape, tyrone?

No fucking clue. I guess that's how mindless trends work.

>a fucking leaf posting fake news

Go back to your country Achmed.

I'm not. If calling someone a faggot on Sup Forums means you're mad then it's the rage capital of the internet (sort of like America is the school shooting capital of the world, or the nigger-in-white-countries capital, or the LGBT-in-military capital, or the trannies-per-capita capital of the West, etc etc). You're just a faggot, so I post "faggot." See how that works or is that too hard for your mudblood brain to comprehend, you 3/5s of a human.

>Frozen tundra with nothing in it
>lol we're cucking you hurr

This is "nigger finally gets an obese white woman" tier. Are you a nigger?

We don't have a first or second amendment and yet I still have ten guns and can say literally everything you can except "kill all the Jews right now" is banned. I also don't have to deal with 40% (FORTY percent, that's almost half my Americhallenged friend) of the population being nignogs and mexifags.

Dude we're practically an american colony so we don't really have anything to call our own

You really do seem pretty mad, bro.

I really hope Trump makes good on that promise
Canada is signing a law to outlaw any negative talk about islam in a couple weeks.
Sharia-da

Canadian genocide can't come soon enough

>buy small coffee
>roll up the rim
>win a free coffee
>cash it in for a large

americucks will never know this feel

Tim Horton is shit.

It used to be good back when it was a donuts and coffee only place, not the coffee is beany shit and the donuts aren't even prepared on site.

If you absolutely have to pay to get your coffee somewhere, McDonalds is still, to this day the best place to get it, surprisingly.

>namefag sucking hispanic nigger cock

Ultimate cuck faggot

It's the 18% cream laced with nicotine they use

Realntweet.
Check Google.

Suicide or labor camp?
Those are your options.
People like you are toxic and need to be put down.

No you have chinese and muslims. I guess you win in some way, but not really.

>british colombia is frozen tundra.

way to go leaf, you dont even know your own geography

>i own 10 guns

Squirt guns full of semen dont count

I get the bants but you honestly cant put the cuck crown on anybody else f a m

>triggering this many leafs with a single sentence

you truly are best ally

God bless timmies.

Baseball isn't full of nignogs

Ahbha ha ha
Watch your mouth cuckboy.

when the bants cannot be handled

Your prime minister is literally fidel castros cuck spawn, and sits like a woman.

What level of irony are you even on?

That's okay. I don't know a non-minority that will admit to McDonalds being anything but absolute garbage. Yet every morning and afternoon, when I drive by one surrounded by 1000 other options, I see double file lines wrapping around the entire building.

Not Canadian McDonalds, it's actually quite decent.

Same with Budweiser, for some weird reason, American Budweiser is a lot @sweeter@ it's hard to explain. it has this sweet aftertaste that I never have on Canadian Bud which is brewed by Labatt's.

I think some leads in here are getting pretty mad.

>Have friend who works there
>gives everyone the cashed in roll up the rims
Feels good

>tfw ti-pet will replace him with a no-name nigress

America almost won the war of 1812 except one woman decided to tell their plans to the British.
Cucked 204 years.
Now they can't talk bad about Islam

>pic related . the cunt who kept us slaves

LEAFS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

I just go there because they're everywhere and you get an obscenely large coffee for 2$. It tastes like shit, but I don't need a gourmet experience if I'm just trying to keep myself awake.

ONE WOMAN CUC KED A NATION!!
AH HA HA HA HA
204 YEARS A C UCK

AH HA HA HA

Canadians are fags, I buy superior McDonalds coffee and get a refill for 40 cents.

Try some of that chocolate with coffee beans in it.

The only people who like Tim's are baby boomers because it used to be good a few decades ago.
>muh kawaii chinkshit
>muh nukes
>muh incestuous samurais

Nice national identity you have there...if it weren't for the Americans you nips would be living like the chinks in Thailand.

Anecdotal evidence for sure, and I don't know one person personally that has worked there, but Tim Horton's at least in my area seems to not give a fuck about who they hire and how they act. Its both great and terrible.

Shut up subhuman, go back to your country of origin (leddit probably, since you're a namefag)

>Southern Alaska is not subarctic

I see. Thanks for the tip!

>Squirt guns full of semen dont count

I have a number of shotguns (Mossberg 500 being my favorite), vz58, mini 14 ranch, chink m14 clone, a nugget for the lulz, and 2 .22LRs because fuck you I wanted plinking guns. It could be a worse collection, probably better than whatever you have.

For 8 years your president was an effeminate nigger from Kenya. Are you even trying?

Tims is all Poos and Filipinos

I only get French Vanilla though