When did you realize white people are basically real-life elves?

> shrinking population, not as powerful as they once were
> fabled history, great artistic heritage
> generally healthier and more beautiful than the lesser races
> can interbreed with lesser races, but genetically only lose from the exchange
> in some universes, they believe that humans are the future and they should not fight - i.e. they're cucked

pic sorta related

WE

WUZ

Elves were modeled after Japanese architecture and very slim bodies and flatter faces. Please stop WE WUZZING.

>fiction
>reality

60% N SHEEEIT

Canadians are basically Hobbits, genetically similar to humans yet inferior in every conceivable way but with a comically inflated sense of self-importance

ELVES

MY NIGGA SAY IT WITH ME

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Oh b/ro you are preaching to the fucking choir here.

I've been talking about that to my friends forever ha. I keep telling my colored friends that us whites are basically elves and that they should stop macking on white girls and focus on their own.

Superior history, superior genetics, superior intelligence, superior looks, superior mastery over nature, etc. The list just goes on.

But for some reason we've decided that we are in decline. We don't have kids, our lands are being overrun by the lesser races, and for some stupid fucking reason we accept it.

In before the "we wuz" niggers above finish, we ARE kings. We're the best thing that ever happened to this planet. It's time for us to pull our shit together.

Yes there is a distinction but the parallels are striking and literature exists to understand humanity. Tolkien deliberately made the elves aryan, he was making a point.

awww he got canacucked

im sorry little guy

did you actually just try to say that WoW invented elves?

You realize you have to be 18 to post here right?

No they weren't you idiot

>Tolkien's Elves and Dwarves are by and large based on Norse and related Germanic mythologies[11][12] Two sources that contain accounts of elves and dwarves that were of interest to Tolkien were the Prose Edda and the Elder or Poetic Edda. The descriptions of elves and dwarves in these works are ambiguous and contradictory, however. Within the contents of the Völuspá, specifically in stanza 9, the creation of Dwarves predates Man, which is precisely the formula Tolkien uses for Middle-earth.[13] The names of Gandalf and the dwarves in The Hobbit were taken from the "Dvergatal" in the Elder Edda and the "Gylfaginning" in the Prose Edda.[14]

all the traps make sense now
at last i truly see

Also they get raped by orcs a lot

im aryan looking, non whit nationalist, ancap

i get turned on by this

I can go out tonight and eat some Chinese food, you on the other hand can go out tonight and become Chinese food

Lold we wuz

Pol is niggers now

is japan comfy user

The biggest question I have for ancaps is, and I'm being serious, how do you deal with blacks?

It's possible for white people who agree with the philosophy to function in anarcho-capitalism, but the moment you get black people coming around, they are going to act like blacks do in every other country on earth. So..? Is ancap phil restricted to whites only?

I'm an elf? Fuck yes! Where's my bow?

Who do you think Blizzard modeled their Elves after you goof?

Norse architecture has nothing to do with Elven architecture you dimbus.

Japanese are the elves

Whites are pale niggers that like cuckoldry, jews, degeneracy and feminism

Stop glorifying the sad truth. Whites did some amazing stuff in the past, but we've also shit up the world a lot in recent history

I was talking about the inspiration for elves

It's not bad, like everything it has its ups and downs

Whiteman with a black wife here. You only take pride in your "race" ( social construct) because you have probably failed at evwryrhing else and so focus on the one thing you cant fuck up (being white).
In relauty there is nothing unique about europe or being european. Grow up.

>White man with a black wife
Now that's just sad

>we killed off millions of the best of our people and then conquered the world for jewish banks!
>master race
Pick 1 goyim

Some ancaps advocate for people to make small societies and not let some people in I believe which is Hans Hermann Hoppe

Some joke around about shit like killing commies and then having a free market (pinochet helicopter memes)

For me the idea behind it is, it's ethical. It won't work the best and we may never be ready for it and we may never reach it but I believe the goal should be to slowly limit government and force and allow personal freedoms

Congratz on the herps, man.

That's why Japanese are the master race

Even when they lose the biggest war of all time and get nuked, they know it's just a small speed bump on the ten thousand year journey that their people are on

They have lasted the longest and they likely will continue to longer than anyone else.

Not as sad as white pride.

If you don't get the appeal of black women you're a fag, user.

There is nothing more shameful than having no pride in your people

do you guys really get that mad if white guys fuck your girls

also to add on, i think asian girls are highly overrated

and it's not "white" pride, that's an american thing, because 250 years ago americans threw away their ties and are desperately clammering to something, it's british pride

we wuz elves and shit. the mud races will tell tales of our grandeur.

You think that's a Japanese styled house?
It's Scandinavian. You must be 18 or older to post here

this is mostly true, which is why Americlaps go on amd in about being British or half German and 1/8th Irish. We have no real identity, just European diaspora

Kek'd, Japan bringing the bantz.

Whites had an amazing elite class making history. Then there's the rest who aren't worth a fuck.

>elf males are a gay luxury
>white males are a gay luxury
Story checks out

You need a working class to support an elite class

Thise other whit epeople arent you. You are taking pride in teh achievements of others, you sad fuck. Do something with your life then talk shit.
I dont do that. Fuck europe I give no fuck what happens to those people. I worry about amwricans and we are of all colors, genders, sexualities and religions. I have no ties to europe.

>I worry about amwricans and we are of all colors, genders, sexualities and religions.

faggot

>We have no real identity
stop this you fucking retard, we very clearly have a character, personality, and culture to call our own. are we not different from every nigger, spic, or chink living in the US? what planet are you from?

I get the appeal

I just personally don't care so much about my limited perceptions tricking me into overfocusing on physical attributes like excessive tits/ass

Yeah theyre great, but theyre just a shortcut taken by our senses to avoid natural selection. It's more effective to make women crave dick/men crave TnA than to actually have mates reproduce based on reality. Human Perception is not reality, it just tells you a limited version of it.

Yeah sorta. That's definitely an oversimplification. There are plenty of whites with class and standards.

I've never heard white Americans do this. I think the vast majority identify as white first, and everything else is just a side note.

>my kid did something gr8 m8
>im proud of him
>STOP BEING PROUD OF SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO REEEEEEEEEEE

This is about how fucking dumb you sound. This better be bait.

and pic related. fuck off with your "one america" idealism. shitskins don't believe in that liberal shit, only whites do.

Don't pay any attention to the salty nigger with nothing to be proud of.

Finns are the real elves REEEEEEEE

Not all whites are cuckolds, but whites are responsible for cuckoldry and degeneracy because THEY LITERALLY HANDED JEWS THE THRONE WHEN ANDREW JACKSON SAID SPECIFICALLY TO NEVER GIVE THE NATIONS TO JEWS

Yes there is a clear parallel between your own cjild you raised and millions of people you have never met.
Theres that master race logic.
No we are one people wjich is why I support multiculturalism and interracial relationships.
But Britan is a greta example of multiculturalism. The most common kid name in your european nation is Mohammed and there are many religions and beliefs in yoir nation that werent tjere even 50 years ago. Thats progress.

nothing wrong with the right side of this photo besides the reddit icon

AJ said a lot of shit we probably shouldve listened to, hows having a privately owned central bank for the last 100 years been feeling?

you're baiting but I'm going to take your retardation seriously because there are actual impressionable retards lurking

N'WAH

> muh dick is more important than hundreds of years of cultural supremacy

you belong with a nigger

Kill all white people.

>I was only pretending to be retarded
sure you were, after all, you aren't actually fucking stupid enough to believe what you were saying earlier

White = human
Asian = elf
Black = troll
Brown = orc

goblin = abo

>asians are elves
>whites have played every elf on tv

Never seen obese elves. And traditionally, most people doing the fantasy parallel consider humans to be white people and asians to be elves. But however you want to spin it, go for it.

I'm going to guess that none of these aspects of the language are especially strange or confusing when used in daily life.

>Asian girls
>overrated

How does it feel knowing white girls take the nigger dick?

Who are the dwarves?

Natives = tauren
Jews = goblins

Don't worry, I promise not to speak to you or your wife's son ever again.

>never seen an obese elf
Except the fat dyke in dragon age inquisition

shittier thread. This belongs on Sup Forums , /anime/ or /x/ not politics. Please gtfo kid

Elf porn sucks.

Very similar to humans, but different

Scotts and irish

Slavs. Industrous bearded alcoholics.

I just realized you were using WoW as the baseline, I had Tolkien in mind

i dont like thinking about any girl taking dick that isnt mine

also cool anime pic nigger

>starts relating things to wow.
How's that local raid team you fag

I agree completely, but I'd switch Black people to Orcs

Also generally against racemixing - makes sense since dwarves can't usually interbreed with other races

Topkek

Jew = Dragons

They horde gold, nigger

I always thought that in lotr elves were based off of celts, humans were brits, dwarves were scots and orcs were either nazis or dindus.

So ypur chart shows a trend towards assimilation? You are kust mad because you feel white people own america when in reality they dont. You are just a sad man who has nothing but his akoncolor to be proud of and the fact the white race is being revealed as nothing special upsets your fragile ego.
I rec. you read Guns Germs and Steel to get a better grasp on reality and maybe stop being a worthless prick trailer trash racist.
This land is a land for all and is in no way an ethnic state. We are a land of civic nationalists and I am not trolling at all when I say I would volunteer to help put and nazi pieces of shit in the ground if they ever tried to make some sore of white supremacy wet dream a reality.
I would kill you all with a smile

Orcs are savage mongrels that invade human/elf lands, shit all over everything, and rape their women

They have strange concepts of honor and will never properly assimilate into human/elf culture

Does that mean the elves are going to snap and become nazis and gas all the dwarves?

Still having white kids, Shitskins aren't the future.

Fuck off Leaf

Dragons are fearsome combatants, jews are physically unappealing and frail, must hide behind puppets and manipulate events from the shadows

Only Blood Elves(Their evil menacing feature is their whiteness).

Me too, but our birth rate has undeniably dropped

Your future America will be a hole in the ground where blacks and mexicans fight a perpetual gang war. Enjoy.

Christ user, did you have an aneurysm while typing your first sentence?

So you be saying, we Asians are the real human?
>most numbered
>less beautiful in comparison to elves
>have civilizations
>better than orcs (niggers)


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Indeed. The context makes it clear which meaning of the word is being used.

Fuck you, lad. WE DA ORKZ!! Blacks are goblins.

Blacks can't last. Hispanics are flooding in constantly, where as black population is dwindling between killing each other and abortions by literally the millions nationally. Blacks will be extinct eventually in america, and it will be white vs hispanic.

high elves (noble elves, sun elves, blood elves, whatever) are all basically nazis

they view themselves as guardians of the world and all other races as inferior and incapable

they mix compassion and arrogance and end up with genocide

That would probably be more accurate 50 years ago. The most modern interpretation is...

White people=Humans
Asians=Elves
Black People=Orcs
Jews=Goblins

australians

>drunk all the time
>hairy
>beards
>bantz
>many are scottish immigrants
>our whole society is built on mining and alcohol