PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRAIL OF BEANS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>Rush Talking about Trevor Noah today

>"He's a nice enough guy but he is as ignorant
>(pause for a split second to think of an analogy)
>as the sun is bright"

I fucking lost my shit. I can't stop laughing. I had a clear mental picture of how huge and big the sun in compared to the earth and all of the energy put off by massive nuclear explosions. I don't know why but it is just so a good fucking analogy.

AKUMA FOR TRUMP

youtube.com/watch?v=doJSO9bQkng

Dog bless ICE.

Fuck illegals.

>get picked up by ICE
>the ask me what my nation of origin is
>tell them Mars

Your move, Fpmurd

OUT OUT OUT

>seeing shitskins talk like they are "American" or "Canadian" or "European"

death camps when?

When did it all go so right...

R-RESIST

NO! youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

IT'S ALL A DISTRACTION GOYIM!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

This woman is going to BTFO Trump in 2020 and be the next POTUS.
>female
>brown
>veteran
>pretty
>charismatic
>progressive but not an idiot SJW
>outsider rep for backing Bernie (liberals are angry with the Democratic establishment after Clinton)
>no scandals (nobody cares about the Assad trip and it gives her international experience)
>knows about the danger of ISIS/Islamic extremism but expresses it in a non-bigoted way that normies like

You LITERALLY could not design a better candidate than Tulsi Gabbard.
>muh pockmarks
>muh dike voice
These are not arguments.

Good luck Drumpfkins, you are going to need it.

STAY SAFE

#RESIST

So we're calling this deportation wave the Cholocaust, right?

*deports you to Mars*

When will the concentration camps begin?

alright I'm out guys, I wasn't planning on taking over baking yet I ended up doing it for a few hours
can someone verify they'll take over baking? I hate throwing it to the wolves

FOR THE GLORY OF AMERICA

>haha stupid repulitards what do you need all those guns for? You're nothing going to shoot the cops if they try to-

>They'll just patch up the MASSIVE FUCKING HOLES in the three-judge argument with different argumentation, arriving at the same result. The 9th Circus can't let this stand as it is, or the Supreme Court case will RUIN them.

Nah, it's not the Supreme Court they have to worry about it; it's Congress un-making the 9th circuit if they actually try to play this insanity out. They can't grab this much power without getting themselves killed.

>Sir, Mars does not have any sort of diplomatic ties to the US, we're gonna have to deport you.

I hope you can breathe the vacuum of space.

>you get placed on the latest rocket to mars via nasa as a space chimp

>Muslim brotherhood jew hating Keith Ellison
>jew Al Franken
>jew Bernie
>Pocahontas
>Corey Booker
Who will be the Dem candidate in 2020?

Xenos scum will see no mercy in the purge. Make Earth Great Again!

>trump is pushing NASA for transportation to mars
>they have to go back
>smug martians outing themselves
trumps 6d chess well get you yet filthy martian

>tfw trump is actually fucking doing it
>THAT MADMAN!

>TRAIL OF BEANS

>NIGHT OF THE LONG VANS

>THE WALK OF GUAC

...

Reminder if you drink milk you're a nazi!

>Trump makes her Secretary of the Army

whoops!

>Hey, CNN!

WE CAN ONLY HOPE

Trail of Beans
Walk of Guac

>>tell them Mars
>we put funding back into NASA and incarcerate you for a few short years while we put colonies on Mars

He still hasnt changed that stupid fucking image of him cowering with a flag.

>ICE agend proceeds to chuck a dart at a map of the middle east

Night of the long vans!

>Get chucked into a rocket ship with a Xenomorph

Have fun.

I'm white as the day is bright and I was asked my status in NM and in AZ. Boo fucking hoo.

Pocahontas, if Trump has anything to say about it; which he does.

...

lol liberal larpers
They don't get it that when they turn into a minority the ethnics go "no white people"

Soon.

Yo, ICE, let's kick them out! Ice Baby! Ice Baby! Alright deport and listen. Ice is back with my brand new President. Something grabs a hold of me tightly. Then I shoot that taser daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't think so. Turn on the lights and watch them run. To the extreme I rock a ICE jacket like an agent. Light up a taco stand and wack a beaner like a candle. Deport! Bum rush the beaners like my speakers that boom. I'm killin' those spics like a poisonous taco. Deadly, when I deport them over the wall. Anything less is a felony. Love it or leave it, you better go back. You better hit them between the eye's. Ice don't play. If there was a brown problem. Yo, I'll solve it. Check out the van while my buddy deports them. Ice ice baby. Ice ice baby. Ice ice baby. Now that the van is bumping. With the gas kicked in, the beaners are jumpin'! Quick to deport, the deport no faking. I'm cooking spics like a pound beef. Burning them if they're not quick and nimble. I go crazy when I hear a liberal.

Hispandex Paddywagon Tour '17
Sponsored by Super Male Vitality

Gotta get dem gains and Vitamin D. Something blacks lack a lot.

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agreed, i hate commies and we must resist greenpeace.

The point is that Trump should NOT go for the En Banc session - cause the case is so fucking weak it will destroy the 9th Circus

Noble Republic in America.

Dumping some good images from tonight

ARE YOU HAPPEN?

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Tortillanacht

He just needs to stop. Wonder if Katy Turd still fucks him?

No guarantees how long but I can get it for awhile. nn

>redpilled on Islam
>likes Assad
>works with Trump
Literally the best thing Democrats have and Ellison is gonna try to fuck her over. I want Trump to take her on.

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shit, maybe if mexico pays for it
>35% paco
>can't gas these spics without funding

fun fact her car is a 2015-2016 Subaru, probably impreza sedan

>H-HE WILL NOT DEPORT ILLEGALS
>H-HE WILL NOT BUILD THE WALL

Liberals still believed these..

retweet at the underground fruit cart people, or whatever the beaner assistance activist movement is calling themselves.

youtu.be/a01QQZyl-_I
for the unaware

green text that shit

Is this part of a Sup Forums operation?

I kinda miss these posts. Reminds me of what the dems could've been before we saw that they're real gung-ho about becoming labour 2.0.

lol

Kek, I'd get some tacos while waiting too.

Gibs bannan

>he doesnt know the stargate to mars is real

...

dont you idiots get it? isis WANTS you to revolutionize space flight!

>at the taco stand

HAHAHAHAHAHAH MY SIDES.

i like that slogan actually

"MILK... it's what's for nazis"

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#Cholocaust should catch on to be honest.

She has cute feet.

/fit/ is gonna be pissed. We took Momiji from /jp/ and now we're stealing their gainz.

Nice attempt, work the rhymes out

Does Trump have any Amendments he wants to add?

Addendum:
youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U

I'm sure he'll make the right decision.

now if only we could deploy some to hospitals

Trump BTFO

KEK

Post music for deportations

youtube.com/watch?v=DCLGVUenCeA

eh, she kind of pissed a lot of people off with that whole Assad thing

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD ALLOW AL-QUAIDA TO RECRUIT ON CAMPUS TUCKER???

If they're not stupid they'll run Tulsi. She'll lose, but she'll at least have dignity

>"Shit, this guy is legit from Mars. What are we gonna do, fellow ICE bros?"
>"I've got just the thing..."

>TACO STAND

>not a necromorph

The hypocrisy is palpable. commies have no sense of irony.

>implying awoken America will vote in a minority again
>implying Trump and his family or someone appointed by Trump will not run America from this point on

No, that's the original image. Tweet it to help the undocumented citizens.

user pls
This is a Christian board
Do not post lewd images

>Liberals stop drinking milk
>Start having calcium and vitamin D deficiencies
>It becomes easier to crack them
>Their "nazi punching" gives them broken fingers

>Implying I wouldn't be the equivalent of a kapo

I would force those spics to work to death while gloating about how I'm better than them.

Yeah I might work on it so it actually rhymes.