Ok, ignore our cities. Our cities are fucking tiny.
We're the size of AMERICA and have only around 20 million people here. Nearly all niggers and asians are living in the cities.
This means our countryside is majority white. And it also means we have a massive culture around offroading and going camping in the bush.
You cunts need to learn how amazing our camping scene is here. Here's a story about my last trip.
>wheel bearing shits itself in the middle of nowhere >the other 4x4 lads help try fix it up >no parts nearby >they crack open a slab and come up with ideas to fix it >2 slabs in we figure out there's mines nearby >head on over to the mines where they also run landcrusiers >barter some beer for a wheelbearing >head back and fix it up WELCOME TO 4X4 AUSTRALIA
Camping here is the most masculine shit ever, i'm not fucking kidding. White girls are on your cock at EVERY FUCKING PUB if you're a young guy with a 4x4.
>Get bitten by snake >Have anti-venom ready because you're fucking prepared like a real man >Stab that shit into you, feel the rush of the venom being worked out of your system >Down some beer with the boys and keep on trekking
Hell, you can even bring your girl along, there's no better way to get a girl on your cock listening to every redpilled word you're saying than to show her how dominant you are by tackling rough terrain.
If you live in the countryside here, you can raise a family surrounded by whites, take them out camping and be a self-sufficient real man.
I know our government is nanny state, but what you cunts don't know is outside the cities they HAVE NO POWER. They don't do shit out here. They're too incompetent.
Let's say you're a young guy, feminised by liberal crap. Come down here to any 4x4 club and the boys will sort you out and turn you into a real man.
You will first learn to be a real man and deal with situations and then DROWN IN PUSSY.
I'm serious. There are so many bluepilled beta men now in melbourne that a real bushman who can take a girl camping is her fucking DREAM.
God australia is so based. Anyone want more stories about camping/4x4?
Juan Sullivan
You've described every white country that currently exists. Just leave the cities you mongoloids.
Kevin Butler
>Chink, poo, muslim and abbo shithole >White man's homeland
No, you don't understand. Out here in the bush it is dangerous. Very dangerous. But that's a good thing because it breeds hyper-masculine men that women fucking swoon over.
We're thankful our bush is so fucking dangerous, it's a good thing. It makes us strong fucking men.
You're 60% white, statistically. We're still above 90% and in the countryside we're close to 99.99%.
Beat that cunt.
Samuel Bennett
>white girls >girls >pub >country hmmmm....
Andrew Clark
>The cost of housing is so bad that millenials now decide to live out of tents as vagabonds, recognizing only slabs as currency.
Evan Sanders
sounds great, but I know an aussie guy who came here to the USA. why the fuck would he do that?
Isaiah Bennett
Sorry, but your women are a tad ugly and look older due to the hole in the ozone layer.
Owen Diaz
Go to be Xu.
Jose Morris
The company I work with also has a small outfit in Denver. I go on about it all the time trying to get a transfer haha.
Jordan Myers
>Be out in the desert >1000km long trail >Picked up TWO SHIELAS at the pub who want to hitchhike to broome with me >I know i need to impress them >Give them a bit of banter for the first hour until we approach our first danger >Giant rock wall, we could go around but that would take 40 minutes longer >Signal the boys, they know why i want to go over >Climb the rocks in my GU patrol, superior torque and a good approach pulling me through >The girls are cheering and laughing the whole time >Fuck them both later that night
And i don't claim to be a stud or anything. My mates get laid more than i do.
FUCK ITS SO EASY
Because a lot of men are scared of living this lifestyle, it's not easy. It's fucking rough as shit mate, one time i jumped out of the 4x4 to check a noise and i got a fucking sharp rock through my foot.
Shit happens all the time.
Easton Cruz
girls are on my cock whenever i leave the house anyway
i have limits mate i cant fuck that often the boys need to refill
Angel Collins
I know this is just Aussie shitposting, but i live in AZ and go on 30 mile hikes in the desert all the time. It's full of poisonous snakes, spiders, scorpions and usually in the high 40's C during the summer. What you're describing is pretty much just living in a hostile area, which a lot of people do. Australia is nothing special.
Dominic Sanders
Ignored the first part until I saw this. I'm coming home. You can increase that percentage a little bit.
Mason Moore
pre nigger niggers and flys, am i right?
Aiden Walker
makes sense
Owen King
Holy shit I have in comparison driven from Sicily to Northern point of Scotland.
James Hall
Can confirm. Live in semi-rural QLD and it's all white people here. A few coons too but you get that
Lincoln Gomez
>You cunts need to learn how amazing our camping scene is here Nowhere near as good as America's If you were New Zealand I would be inclined to agree but you aren't Straya is nice but it is not America tier when it comes to the outdoors Honestly other than New Zealand, Wales, and Isle of Man, nobody is
Jason Cook
t. american
Brandon Sullivan
Do you accept wogs?
Anthony Myers
>92% Nah cunt, probably floating around 86-87% You've got way too many asians and kebab to be 92%
Jose Nelson
The culture here is what makes it different.
We rile eachother up and shit gets crazier and crazier.
Your camping is nice. Our is harsh and insane terrain. With no-one for hundreds of km to help, you will DIE out there.
I'm not joking mate, your population density makes it easier, we have areas that are literally hell on earth if you break down.
This is what makes it so tough, aussie men are built harder and tougher because of this, the girls love us because of this and how we can make an inhospitable place comfy for them.
Actually, they do occasionally get accepted if they act white enough and look white enough.
Asher Hill
Showed him.
Austin Davis
>Out here in the bush it is dangerous. Very dangerous. I live in Florida mate, I know what dangerous is and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that the bush may mold you into a man but besides the wicked scars it's no different than the US Most of your stories with the exclusion of your weird birds would be impossible to differentiate from Colorado
Chase Edwards
Australia is fucked. It gets more pozzed every day. There is more unemployment every day. Its depressing living here. You need heaps of money to get anything done, esp finding a decent girl.
John Peterson
We have fuck all kebab, it's all Asian.
Hanson was right in the 90s, there are some places in the city where I see less white people than Asians.
My local shopping center has so many Asians that I get blackpilled every time I walk through, makes me think the ethnostate will be impossible here.
Especially because statistically Asians are fine, there's no "kick them out for being animals" excuse, you just know they're peacefully destroying the culture.
Joseph Reyes
fuck up and join the army cunt
Jaxon Sullivan
>and how we can make an inhospitable place comfy for them Then why the fuck can't you make it hospitable within a reasonable distance from places so I'd you do have an accident you won't die? Face it cunt, you Aussies are just plain lazy. If America decided to up and move in with the same size population we would have conquered the entire country instead of leaving it hostile and people would live all over the place. True whites twist the land to his will
James Wood
The world is a small place
Jaxson Diaz
Shut up yah poofta Every Aussie I've ever met here has wanted to stay and never go back to your island
Lucas Russell
I fucking love living in Aus and love it more now that I've moved away from Sydney. Still don't know anyone though which sucks but fuck it, I love it down under.
Jacob Flores
Not fucking true mate. i bought myself a patrol on minimum wage and bitches buy ME drinks in return for the thrill and adventure i give them.
seriously, if you have not tried it join a 4x4 club guys, im not kidding. you will love it, make great mates and even a sperglord like me can be turned into a man.
i used to be a loser virgin faggot, then the boys at the local 4x4 got my ass laid and turned me into a real man.
We intentionally leave it hostile, it serves as a barrier from being invaded. Japan tried to invade us, look how that ended up. They were too shitscared of the desert and we stopped them at kokoda.
Charles Reed
Guys I just had an idea
America is fucked. You guys like sub-60% white now. I know we say we're full all the time but that only applies to shitskins.
All the white Americans (and bongs as well I suppose) should move here and begin procreating with other white women (bring some, ideally) and then we'll have our peaceful ethnic cleansing here and white Australia will be reborn
Ian Rogers
But I dont support a multicultural / multiracial society. The australian army defends those values. They are my enemy.
Aiden Howard
>You will never explore the Australian Outback >You will never have run-ins with UFOs, Shapeshifters, and whatever else spoopy stuff lives out in the wilderness
FUG
Matthew Diaz
>40 degrees Celsius I'm from Florida and I can deal just fine with 30, maybe 35, but fucking 40 degrees is like opening your door, walking outside and automatically getting skin cancer and heatstroke. You guys must be X Men that are capable of living in inhospitable climates, humans couldn't possibly live in such conditions.
Christian Roberts
I thought you had tons of Moroccans
Eli Roberts
Fuck's a Moroccan? lmao
Isaac Brown
i love australian women so goddam much.
rate this girl ive been talking to and am planning on meeting this summer.
Canning received a hero's welcome on his return to Perth, however his cook Edward Blake alleged the party had ill-treated Aboriginals, coerced Aboriginal men to locate water by force feeding them salt, destroyed water holes and kidnapped Aboriginal women for sex.[1] After Premier Newton Moore failed to act on his claims Blake took them to the newspapers which prompted Moore to call a Royal Commission.
"It was necessary at times to use chains on our guides but we padded them to make sure they did not chafe the men's necks...they were happy with the arrangement."
Goddamn this guy was based.
Asher Martinez
Almost nothing bothers me except spiders, you guys have mutant ones, ill pass.
Joshua Barnes
>Japan tried to invade us, look how that ended up. Nippon's only weakness is desert, it's why north China was spared during ww2
Jace Cook
you need to get your gun laws in order tb h.
Hudson Collins
My sister stays in Manly and she says all the Brits live there and have formed their own colony, is this true?
Austin Hughes
Too fucking hot, I'll stay with my comfy North Eastern weather, thanks.
Brayden Jackson
well uh they left for a reason didnt they.
Levi Morales
You kidding? The whole invasion started in northern China to begin with, and it was the inland and southern provinces that could not be conquered. Read more books and get good.
Blake Sanders
>and bongs You want to go down the shitter? You invite them they'll take over and turn the country into a tiny replica of their old island and it'll get fucked. America is doing fine but it's right nice for you to offer Once Prepbull is gone maybe we can help get Tony back in office and unfuck you
Anthony Rogers
>Not wanting to get bit by one and have what is basically a lit seizure
Jaxon Morris
Aren't Aussies just desert Brits anyway?
Elijah Martin
Australia, safe-haven for the Jew
Ryder Cook
"People" from Morocco Think Gadaffi but with a bigger penchant for selling spices
Isaiah Peterson
Redneck brits, essentially.
Nolan Thomas
More like Redneck brits, our sensibilities are completely different (CUNT)
Jordan Cruz
>Aw yeah just cracking a slab with me mates fuckin crikey dingo dinkey di strewth carnt get the 4bie out and roll out ya swag
Shut the fuck up you utter fucking faggots. This country has a endless list of problems and life is going to get tough. Not the sort of tough that you got through by doing drugs with your neighbours son in high school whose dad was a trady and gave you an apprenticeship and now you think you did it on your own. Tough like people sleeping on the street and eating out of garbage, mass thefts, maybe even rioting and looting until we're all forced to wear ID badges every day and scan them for numerous reasons such as shopping and public transport.
Meanwhile, FAGGOTS like OP will keep living in hedonism, shitting on everyone else in the country from their ivory towers. Spewing venomous hatred at those who are not as self professed great as OP.
Young People in rural areas are suffering. You can't get the dole until you are 25 now. There are no fucking jobs in rural areas.
Yeah, just TRY getting a job picking fruit or processing grain. Fucking immigrant backpackers will steal your work right in front of you and think they are working while you are not. Fucking backpackers will even threaten you with violence if you don't let them take the majority of work. The result is you get fired while these pricks get promoted. They band together and work as a gang to cut out the native Australians. They call us the enemy.
So FUCK YOU OP and your horse SHIT, I want someone to complain about this shit and not be swept under the rug, I am sick of this "harden up cunt" attitude you alcohol swilling, ice using fuckwits have, you have ruined this nation and now we're getting taken over by China all because you wouldn't show the slightest bit of empathy, compassion or concern for your fellow man.
I got mine, that's all you fucks care about.
Ryder Peterson
>Come down here to any 4x4 club and the boys will sort you out and turn you into a real man 4x4 clubs and 4x4'ing in general is the pursuit of the westy, or bogan as they are more commonly known. Why drive through the bush when you can hike and appreciate nature more fully?
Brody Sullivan
>You're 60% white, statistically We also have more people, meaning more whites. We have almost 8x the whites here than you have in Australia, (((statistically)))
Aaron Lewis
Criminal Brits
Juan Watson
we are an offshoot of all that is 19th century british criminality
Jace Gray
pretty much.
Ian Lee
Lads should I go out clubbing tonight to find a honey for Valentines day?
Daniel Cook
>Spending that King of money for a fucking 6.5/10 M8... I had me a 4'10 qt with a literally perfect body from Straya and tossed her aside because she wanted to cam for enough money to start college without debt If I can land a good looking chick like that you can sure as hell do better than that mong who's clearly a bong descendant with shit brown eyes
Eli Cook
>finding a honey for Valentines day at a club Yeah good luck with that
Christopher Wilson
The omens don't bode well.
Eli Williams
Being a criminal in Britain back in the 19th century was like stealing some sweeties
The convicts were arrested for petty shit like that.
Anthony Butler
Australia is worse than Greece in terms of money.
Colton Perry
No Moroccans... but holy fuck our Islam population has grown, now at 2.2%, When the fuck did this happen? It was sub 1% last time I checked.
Either way pic related, we're 28% non-australian but still mostly white due to large amounts of Kiwis and Britbongs
Jaxon Bennett
even if you did it would be way too soon to give her anything other than a fuck on valentines day
sounds like a why bother to me
Daniel Perry
at least you don't have the 48 degree heat
Alexander Ortiz
looking for a root and toot nothing more nothing less
Nathaniel Lee
>kidnapped Aboriginal women for sex That is the opposite of based Those men should be shot Fuckin worse than bongs getting jungle fever in africa
Yeah, it's called we're better and aren't facing 1980"s Japan inflation >Started in the north >Literally everything below China had been conquered and all of their forces landed in the south as long as all their support Nigger you what
Jack Kelly
That is apathy
Caleb Rodriguez
>99.9%
Aren't abbos in the countryside?
Gavin Miller
No They're whites from all over Europe The Brits were just the ones to send them there Afterwards the bongs did advertise a lot for people to move there though
Daniel Gutierrez
C'mon, you have to have something spoopy going on. We have Bigfoot, Wendigos, Shadow people, ayyys, and all sorts of strangeness.
Angel Green
do australian girl like japanese man?
i want australian girl friend
Aaron Taylor
you honestly wont find any 3rd world migrants outside of the cities.
maybe some indians going for a country drive but thats it.
if you want to see the real australia, leave the cities. i drove up to cape york from brisbane a few years ago, nothing but europeans on my travels, and the odd abo.
Jonathan Sullivan
Its not like they married them user, they just provided some leadership and industriousness genes into their tribe. And don't forget >coerced Aboriginal men to locate water by force feeding them salt
Luis Hughes
>92% white Fuck off
Go outside. Walk past a school. Look at all the burkas, the monkeys and chinks.
They're lying.
Brayden Jackson
that picture doesnt do her enough justice, shes fucking gorgeous to me though and has an even better personality. plus im a sucker for aussie accents on women so the money is well worth it for me
im sorry your girl ended up being a hoe, mine is actually the most innocent thing to ever walk the planet and doing something like that wouldnt even cross her mind
>tfw love is blinding me to other possibilities
Tyler Phillips
nice one chink. but australia is more white than your country. lmfao what a guess! you are an actual chink!
Kevin Hall
We're bringing in 400,000 people every year We have 200,000 new jobs every year
We have 200,000 school leavers every year
Remember these statistics
Adam Myers
Yes they absolutely adore Japanese men.
Juan Miller
>When the fuck did this happen Syrian war Lots of kebab have been flooding in claiming refugee status or just wanting economic opportunity just like the asians
Kevin Williams
thats because you live in a city, they dont leave the cities. they move to their little ghetto and dont leave it.
