Can we all just agree that canadians have become bigger shitposters than australians?

Can we all just agree that canadians have become bigger shitposters than australians?

How do we deal with the leaf problem

Some times I suck my own dick.

Canadians shitpost in quantity not quality.

What about quanlity?

This.

I agree

Exhibit. A

I'm sorry!

Just fucking nuke them, save Sup Forums

>leaf

Go smoke some ice and burn to death outside please. Nothing I hate more than a non-dead aussie.

YOU IDIOT OP
by giving more power to the leafs. Giving them recognition they'll start sucking themselves off
if that happens this board will burn
Never trust a leaf

I deal with it by reporting you to the RCMP for racism fuck you Latvia how dare you insult my people.

I can't help it. As a leaf it is my duty to annoy the shit out of far right Nazis.

We can be friends.

No. I'll show you shitposting.

What do you mean by this and how can Canadians be better at shitposting? I'm not saying I shit post but I'm just curious.

Heatwave is gone but a cucked leaf is forever.

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pic related
it's them

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Youre stuck with us forever. Were youre retarded cousin you have to protect on the playground.

start your sleds boys

Fuck Drumpf if I see him in real life I would spit in his face and throw mud at him I hope he shits his pants and cries on live TV and barfs up his beefaroni he had for lunch I bet he hasn't even beat Mortal Kombat 2 fairly I bet he cheats at that and every other game he has ever played in his life. That man his destroyed the liability and reputation of America I hope he fucking dies in a fire. That's right I hate him and I'm ashamed to be white. He does realize that Republicans are called that because they want a republic like USSR, not that there's anything wrong with socialism but there was a reason why Democrats are called Democrats, they invented democracy and freedom and Drumpf is going to take away all of your freedoms, he's gonna make everyone go to war and kill everyone because he's a racist and a jerk. I'm truly ashamed of this world I'm so mad that even I can't protest or anything man I'm so upset, when I think about Drumpf my hands start trembling and I go quiet, he's a bully and a bad person and I don't like him. Also nice responses only no hate speech I'm fragile, any racism, bigotry sexism, homophobia or anything that resembles hate speech and I will report you to the RCMP and you will be arrested

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Australian shitposting is funny and cheeky because bantz are a requirement for living there, Canadian shitposting is autistic and stupid, and they genuinely believe the garbage they spew.

Hey me wzealand fuck you I'm gonna rape a cats corpse and your gonna watch.

Fuck off Faroe Islands kill your self and your parents oh wait your homeless hahaha

Don't knock it until you try it friend.

yummu

teach me to shitpost senpai

How is being a rude asshole a requirement for working or living in kangaroo land?

fuck drumpf and fuk u white supremacy nazis

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn, but in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Australian-Japanese Alliance when?

Canada posts are just as witty Nihon. Australia is just a meme?!

Too many fucking canadians on this board and in this thread

Hey Australia you started it you fucking dummy!

There aren't enough Canadians on this board, this place needs more diversity.

>Bantz
>Being a rude asshole
This is why you have no friends.

My Japanese buddy lives in Australia now. His bantz have improved greatly in his time there. We can help you fight the emus.

Embrace the Leaf. This is a Leaf thread now.

Send more rapefugees

Bantering is being rude though.

OK I'll try it, hey Japan, how's your metrics system oh wait you hunt whales and sniff panties all day!

you forgot to mention you voted for him

fuck leafs nigga stars r cool am i right amerifriend

Both are cock loving faggots

RAKE
THEM
ALL

RIGHT WING RAKE SQUADS

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay.

>wzealand
>Faroe Islands
>your povo

How exactly will this rake happen? Or is it misspelled and your trying to say cake?

Get over your homophobia, gay ass faggot.

Go fuck yourself cunt. Canada makes up 30% of this board now fuck off.

Hey leaf, suck any good dog dick lately?

Are Aussie aboriginals the same as the aboriginals you Leafs have? I know you always mention aboriginals but I duno if we have the same thing

What this response of is to meaning?

We have to rake them up

Actually yes, I have my cousin's Pomeranian and I fipucjed and duckies and sucked it good and licked it's little asshole. After that I did some Vicodin and watched Yvon of the Yukon. What about you fuck any good squirrels or watched any good robot Futa hentai recently?

A leaf! Would you believe this, a fucking leaf.

I have never shitposted in my life but thanks I guess.

You realize that if your entire country's population died overnight, it'd probably take the rest of the world a month to even notice, right?

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Leave the fucking guy alone you stupid yarga harga. Just because we're both covered in snow doesn't mean you can be in bad spirits about it you pheasant PEASENTS who doesn't smell pleseant!

yeah nah get fucked canada i know you're using a proxy you little fuckin poofta

Speak English you fucking spastic, I can't decipher your maple syrup hieroglyphics

ObamaLeaf you here?

1. Bush (alone) didn't crash the economy. The housing bubble was the result of a myriad policies going back to Clinton, the Federal Reserve's cheap money, Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac, etc.

2. All Obama did was dope the horse, get a new bubble going (stock market bubble) and set the debt skyrocketing. Far from "saving" the economy, he has actually put us on the path to an even worse recession down the road, a trade-off for short term relief.

3. Bush inherited both of Clinton's bubbles (housing and dotcom). Trump will now inherit Obama's bubble (stock market).

4. If I were you, I would do some more research on what causes the boom and bust cycle, and understand that the recession is actually the painful healing process that must take place after a period of malinvestment.

5. I do think you're right in that the poor and middle classes should get preferential treatment when it comes to tax cuts. However, cutting spending is just as, if not more, important. Something the Republicans are even worse at than Democrats.

Why do kangaroos hate Peru so much?

What's a proxy and how does it even work? I'm not very smart when it comes to computer mumbo jumbo.

You know how liberals say all right wingers are literally hitler? That's pretty much what happened with us thanks to you faggots. You created a monster and we went with it. Cry more.

Give up, you manlet little Nip.
You can't win. The more you whine the stronger we grow.
Go back to pulling your 1-incher to a cartoon 12-year-old.

all stupidity no substance come at me leaf cunts

Quantity is a quality in and of itself.

Thank you for sticking up for me fellow snow nigger! Seriously, I fucking hate these fucking steve irwins.

fuck off cunt

And I'd your population died *clears throat* *farts* * does Ed impression* "Then evil butt mucus zombies from Neptune will take over the world!"

Making the absolute worst cringeworthy posts
in history isn't "Shitposting" user

Shitposting is mean't to be funny

>has to use proxies and start threads because he cares about what countries think of canada

never change, leaf

You cunts whine more than we actually shitpost.
Get over yourself, faggot.

I honestly cannot for the life of me figure out why Canadians aren't classed as fauna.

Oh wow Japan. I thought you guys were blown off the face of the earth? It looks like you guys are hungry for more nukes.

Heirogylphcs I'll show your hyrogliohivs! Ahhh *turns super Saiyan 4* feel the weather of the caribou and the beaver and the moose! Super duper Kamehameha final flash kikoho burning attack ghost kamikaze fang fist!!!

Yeah Canada is a first world country so we have more access to computers, whereas you 3rd worlders have less opportunity.

Seriously it's so simple. Ban all Canadians. They are a blight on humanity. Get rid of them, every last one.

Just fucking do it. You know it's for the best.

I'm American, eat shit you stupid syrupnigger.

Average Canadian scholar.

Name ONE funny Aussie shitpost and name ONE "Cringeworthy" Canadian shitpost.

>fauna
I mean, seriously. You are a literal devolution from apes.

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I'm not even joking Australia, can't we just chill out for a minute and relax?

Whatever penal colonist

see
Yeah, no, we used to have them classed as fauna before the government's balls shriveled up

Still leaves you being a sub human bunch of cunts

Good shitpost: Calling Canada "leafs" is an aussie invention

Cringe shitpost:

I can't figure out how to post pictures on here so fuck you friend!

You stupid fucking sting ray fucker

hm. I thought Austrians were cool.

Haha I doubt you invented leafs (which is quite racist, I may report you to the RCMP) Canada is witty and Aussie is immature and probably a neet.

I think we can all agree that Americans have always been bigger shitposters than both of us.

best be fucking kidding mate, austria fucking shits on canada

ew, i would rather have a lower currency value then share anything in common with canada

Australia doesn't even have a culture. At least canucks do.

No friend, Aussies are incredibly douchy and annoying.

America has always been and always be be Canada's bitch! We are so much cooler and more popular than them, and not to mention one word triggers them every time, the war of 1812.

Agreed. Even their animals are fucked up and didn't properly evolve.