Why is it that british men prefer fucking sheep to women?

why is it that british men prefer fucking sheep to women?

>don't have to talk to them afterwards
>no fear of pregnancy
>no need to worry about phone calls later on

Men>sheep>women

Have you seen their women?

cus their not hommos

Welsh

Because British "women"

Is that the sheep's tail or the guy's penis

Have you seen their women?

By British you mean Pakis and scotchmen

But British men are the world's hottest with the most foreskins. With the whitest skin

Have you SEEN the British women?

>British

I think you mean Kiwis...

I said "women", not men.

fallacy of many questions

you cant even get the stereotype right

Just the Welsh.

Pakis only fuck goats.

Scots haven't fucked sheep since the highland clearances.

Im just pointing out the duality and the hotness potential behind such a scenario. There are about 1500 videos online of "scallies and chavs" in front of webcams. Those terms mean lower class straight English boys but they know how to drink beer and to have fun and reject feminism. Anyways. They will get about six of em. And all do helicockters. Like i died and went to heaven. The french call it "apero branle". Mutilated burgers a "circle jerk"

Real redpill is becoming a sheep/goat fucker bois

I've heard that a sheep's pussy is almost exactly like a women's.

Atleast with sheep, they won't:

>Try to charge you with rape
>Try to divorce you and take half your shit
>Complain about their problems to you
>Nag you
>Expect you to emotionally support them
>Expect you to stroke their ego
>Expect you to tell them they're pretty every single god damn day
>Expect you to keep in constant contact with you

Seems to me like sheep>women.

They don't prefer sheep to women. They prefer sheep to British women. Most men do.

I'd say that counts as a get, good job and congrats.

They're cheaper too and once they've outlived their usefulness you can eat them without going to prison

Religious reasons maybe?

Have you seen British women?

That's why.

Have you ever actually seen a British women OP

they all have saggy tits for a start

cus they are hot

What are women in your country like Mediterranean bro?

Also as a country on the Med you're white in my books

The wooly coats remind them of their gran

Is the entire thing one big nerple too

they're like deflated balloons desu

DEMOGRAPHICS

I do not know, it's a mistery.

/thread

yeah... after seeing that.. thing, i'd probs shag a sheep too

god save the queen lads

A fat walking sack of shit dressing in literal sack of shit costume

>Libyans
>white
Lmao

>British
kek
Achmed is not British

Is that why muslims are into 12 years old, because most of your women are just unfuckable?

Muhammad (pbuh) knew his shit

There is no such thing as a 'British' man, there are Englishmen, Scots and Welshmen

>You mean welsh men.

Gross
Lemme ask you since i hadnt worded my post very well there. Do you mean "the male gender"? Or. (Like me...). "Fucking men"?

>because unfuckable
Nah just because part of the culture and WWMD

And just FYI Aisha wasn't 12 she was 6

>Confusing Welsh with British.
>Ever.

Apparently the stereotype comes from a time in Wales where theft of livestock was punishable by life imprisonment, but adultery was punishable by a fine.

Ergo, any man who was caught trying to steal sheep simply claimed to be fucking them.

That's the Welsh, idiot.

>implying he didn't specify intentionally to get (you)s from an angry of English peeps

I'm not sure what you mean, maybe this will help

Boys(twinks) > Men > Traps > Sheep > Abstinence > Girls

>A camel fucker lecturing sheep fuckers.

Truly, we're at a level of satire never thought possible.

that sounds like new zealand

Women moody and loose from years of chad and nigger, dick small, hole tight

>Truly, we're at a level of satire never thought possible
Sup Forums in a nut shell
>camel fuckers
Unironically never heard or seen anyone fuck a camel or a goat around here desu although childfuckers are pretty much around every corner here
>TFW count your blessings if you grew up and didn't get fucked in your boipussy by the time you are self aware

Is there really no drive amidst people to reform this practice?

Not being pessimist but not in our lifetime.

Well, thank you for making the idea of Kebab removal even easier to process, Lib lad.