/ptg/ President Trump General - Who's First - America First Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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youtube.com/watch?v=ijvTiDnWJLE
twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/830385055713333248
youtube.com/watch?v=IJeW-dyK3hA
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/russia-eyes-sending-snowden-u-s-gift-trump-official-n718921
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LMAO

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TRUMP SUPPORTER ABSOLUTELY BTFO!

AWOOs first!

>State dept under Clinton handles USAID (foreign aid from the govt. aka taxpayer)
>USAID provides UNHCR (UN refugee shit) billions to distribute to those who resettle refugees
>UNHCR pays aid organizations $2900-$5000 per refugee
>cost of a resettlement is a fraction of that. Very lucrative business
>UNHCR only works with organizations approved approved by USAID (again think State Dept.)
>One such approved foundation is the Clinton Foundation (Actually CGI but no one refers to the different Clinton organizations by their names)
>State Dept also dictated policy on refugee resettlement
>Stuff like it is actually codified into law that the US must take at least 70000 refugees per year
tl,dr
Clinton arranged to profit off of refugee resettlement while at the state department.

Look into any public official who is out shilling for refugees. I bet you can find some connection to the money

if that's real that's funny as fuck
there will always be cucks

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Look at all these fucking crybabies on Twitter shitting bricks over the ICE raids.

First for lewd

>2016
MAGA
>2020
KAG
>2024
???

i cant fucking sleep someone tell me how

>KAG

Make America Greater than Ever Before.

Crying and roleplaying as the soldiers in dumbledore's army is all they can do

We are dealing with children, and now, they are finally treated as such

zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-10/what-voter-fraud-mexican-citizen-sentenced-8-years-prison-after-illegally-voting-tex

round'em up, ship'em out

Go camping for a week.

>It's a Washington Post has a shit opinion episode

washingtonpost.com/opinions/trumps-two-year-presidency/2017/02/10/32c2e4ce-efd9-11e6-9973-c5efb7ccfb0d_story.html

Count awoos

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>tfw nerd
>tfw never see sunlight
>tfw never getting laid
where were you when horseshoe theory was right

No I'm not going to LARP stalingrad right now.

Melatonin, refrain from using any electronics 2 hours before intended sleep, do not consume caffeine or stimulants 5-7 hours before intended sleep, regularly exercise an hour each day, meditate.

>Enough Americans, including most independent voters, will be so ready to shed Donald Trump and his little shop of horrors that the 2018 midterm elections are all but certain to be a landslide — no, make that a mudslide — sweep of the House and Senate.

Where have I heard this before

>refrain from using any electronics 2 hours before intended sleep
how do I stop using Sup Forums

or take melatonin supplements 2 hours before sleep.

Serves him right that's not even a real hat

you can't
don't forget you're here forever

>place an order with J-list a couple days ago
>even pay for the best shipping
>it still hasn't shipped yet
wtf I hate Japan now.

post the trump handshake webm plx

CNN calling Bernie for what he is

Self imposed restrictions on use. Don't use it for a full day, then later restrict it to manageable amounts of time after that day. Strictly plan your day and be sure to meditate.

Many will take such things and continue to browse the internet far too much leading up to sleep. People need some comedown time, ideally, before they sleep by reading or relaxing.

I think they're taking 'fake news' a little too personally

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>roleplaying as the soldiers in dumbledore's army

So funny how these faggots have to use all these Hollyjew movie analogies because Hollyjew stories like Star Wars, Harry Potter and LOTR have replaced real history for them.

Know every detail of the battle of Yavin IV but no idea what the main generals and battles of WWII were. No idea the names of the men who planned 9/11. No idea which general planned the Iraq War- Shit that happened IN THEIR LIFETIME.

>and continue to browse the internet
that's called retardation. There is no cure for that.

no no the one between him and the chink

>Don't use it for a full day
that is not realistic at all.

>Sanders said he didn't feel good

Fair, but the journey of a thousand leagues begins with the first step.

It is most certainly doable. You may have to try a few times.

When I think of Trump I just don't think of West Virginian values tbqh
A New Yorker who's centrist on many issues, how does that appeal to states like WV?
Although I spent most of my life in Arizona, so I don't fully know the culture there.

youtube.com/watch?v=ijvTiDnWJLE

Have you done your part today?

I don't know. It is one of the questions we probably never will fully solve.
Put on an audio-book and pretend you are 5 years old and someone is reading a book for you. But problem is finding a not too exciting book so you just can drift away to sleep without feeling you are missing out on anything. But honestly I don't know what the best way to sleep when intended is.

Social Darwinism relates to economics, which was used as justification for Marxism, people that meant to refer to the different between blacks and whites refer to Darwinism altogether.
>So who the fuck cares, it's a theory, not a law.
People can see through your text in 10 secs and I'm having a hangout, not sure I'm too smart or you're way too dumb. I'm inclined to believe it's the latter.
But if that was your idea to making this teacher in particular stop spreading Marxism, hats off to you, once people realize that ideology needs to be combated as a whole and not in portions, it will be gone before we notice it.

based fucking wyoming

>Post YFW inside Comet Pizza while Jeff Sessions sworn in.

Sheriff Clarke have started the Twitter day
twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/830385055713333248

>yfw Trump goes on his first foreign diplomacy trip and visits a half dozen countries in a single day

difference*

youtube.com/watch?v=IJeW-dyK3hA

Cultural Marxism is REAL.

>tfw no WV waifu

You listen to no agenda don't you?

>tumblr
>GOT

>when you have millennials writing stories for you

But seriously CNN is fucked.

I like to listen to podcasts before sleeping.
30-40 minutes long episodes are just right for me.

What is the tariff like on Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Lotion?

Its almost like they don't learn.

>that feel when you save sexy anime girl pics in your trump folder by accident

Like the Santa Claus of freedom.

GIMME A D GIMME A RUMP GIMME AN F

WHATS AT SMELL??? A BIG FAT ORANGE LOSER HAHAAAHhahahaa

Better than the other way around, right?

>by accident

>accident
Sexy Anime is an integral part of /ptg/

Go to bed and try to stay awake.
I have insomnia and that's how I sleep.

>onahole warmer
What, is your dick not warm enough to heat that shit by itself?

Pics like these go in my Trump folder.

WHERE IS MY MORNING TRUMP TWEET THAT WILL MAKE THE LEFT BE SALTY AGAIN LIKE WHAT JOE SAID CAUSE THE JEW IN LAW IS TAKING HIS SABBATH

You monsters, think of the children!

then ill be on my phone reading Sup Forums for another 4 hours

If Andrew were still alive do you think he would be Chief Strategist instead of Bannon?

too bad!

>URL literally says 'JEW'
got my brain pebbles rattling

he's sleeping in, he had a slumber party with Shinzo Abe last night.

Brietbart was always a little too Jewish.

Good

Obviously do so without any activity, just stay in the bed, don't pay attention to anything and try to stay awake.

Did they finally agree on best waifu and who won the pillow fight between Melania and Abe's wife?

can't disagree with Karr

We are thinking of the children.
We're wondering why they didn't get taken too.
If there is one thing you can say about Sup Forums its that we are always thinking about the children.

i have a system for this confusing matter

>anime pics (comprising smug/reaction pics and funny general pics)
>sexy anime bitches
>cute anime girls (for non lewd cutness)

if the girl is wearing a maga hat but is TOO LEWD she goes in the anime folder, if not she goes in the trump folder

>nbcnews.com/news/us-news/russia-eyes-sending-snowden-u-s-gift-trump-official-n718921
What Putin meant by this?

they agreed that asuka is best girl and melania and abe's wife tied and then fell asleep together

I still wonder why exactly they killed him

I don't think it was calling out Podesta, though that may have been a contributing factor. I read somewhere that he was in the process of suing the Fed when he dropped dead.

See if there is an app or something that reduces the blue light on electronic devices (give it a yellow/brown tint instead). It is supposedly less stressfull on eyes and less detrimental to messing with, I like to say Serotonin production but I can't remember if that is correct right now.

>do not consume caffeine or stimulants 5-7 hours before intended sleep
Fuck that, I love my cup of tea

I wonder if (((they))) actually eat pizza there when on their break tbqh.

MSM buys 50% of views from chinese bots

archive.is/uK2Di

TLDR: 3 huge MSM websites caught getting 50% of their views from chinese bots
They do this to stay relevant as propaganda-outlets for hyper-rich elites.
Ad revenue is secondary (fiat-money lol)


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>(((New York Times))) gets 50% of their views from China
w ww.alexa.com/siteinfo/nytimes.com
a rchive.is/EfNhx

>(((Washington Post))) gets 60% of their views from China
w ww.alexa.com/siteinfo/washingtonpost.com
a rchive.is/XI3Ug

>(((The Guardian))) gets 50% of their views from China
w ww.alexa.com/siteinfo/theguardian.co.uk (already memoryholed)

I always thought it had something to do with Obama's birth certificate?

>He is wearing a dead rat on his head!
>it's his real hair

>He looks like orange! Like he rubs cheetos on his face!
>He hasn't looked orange in months, stopped getting spray tans

>He has tiny hands!
>Demonstrably false

>He has a tiny dick!
>even opposition research found that he is swinging a 9 incher thunder cock

>He's fat!
>Lost a lot of weight on a campaign trail

>He's stupid!
>158 IQ

>DRUMPF xD
>Last name was changed over 400 years ago.
>The left thinks that it is over to chop off your dick and call yourself Sally
>but they'll never let you live down linguistic drift from centuries ago

Yes, the left is this pathetic

alright I'll try that, good idea

>>The left thinks that it is okay* to chop off your dick and call yourself Sally

Fake news.

No point in guessing that much, it would be the same as saying that if he was still alive we wouldn't have Donald John Trump.

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Some people have low caffeine susceptibility like you and I, so that is fine for us. That man has likely stayed up until 7am the following morning in America and needs some strict rules.

Thanks, Vsevolodovich.

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>please clap
t. MSM

he's a pretty cool guy

I'd say that anyone with a MAGA hat should be in the Trump folder, but I understand that level of autism and leave it to your best judgement.

Bro, you fucked up

You have a duplicate picture in there.