Image is from a Norwegian movie theatre's facebook page. Translated: Found in section 3 after the 8PM screening of Fifty Shades Darker. Contact us if you want them back.
This society is so degenerate, so my question to you Sup Forums is if this is how the fall of rome was? Has western society turned so degenerate that it is irredeemable and we're just free falling towards the abyss?
Can we save ourselves of this degeneracy? Generation Z seems to fuel me with hope for a better future since they're so conservative and redpilled.
Colton Moore
Why wouldn't they sneak in popcorn or candy or something? Cucumbers do not taste good.
William Morales
wouldnt it be better if you put a mask on in the theatre and offer to fuck the girls on the seats while theyre watching the movie this is so fucking sad
Sebastian Parker
>people smuggling the sausage or jerkin the gherkin in cinemas/theaters/public places is something new and abnormal
Fucking Scandinavians I swear to god they don't even know what planet they're on most of the time.
Camden Anderson
10/10
Julian Lee
>tfw you'll never be as pathetic as a woman
Angel Young
Because of ourtechnological advancements I don`t think there will be a complete "fall". Instead I think society will divide itself into people who like the degenerate lifestyle and small number of people who reject it. This small group may form some sort of shelter-like closed community, like the amish do in our current time.
Nathan Evans
this is what I was thinking
Tyler Murphy
yeah but those amish kids who don't stay amish become ultra degenerates beyond all redemption
Julian Jones
Nice image, saved.
Jeremiah Butler
Most women have no agency and should not have the right to vote. Civilization fails when they don't know their place.
Jeremiah Rogers
Maybe that's how it all started. Lost in the annals of the past, early American Sup Forums types said REEEEEEE and started their own community. Really activates my syna;tic clefts.
Nicholas Hall
No, that shit only happens in degenerate prison colonies filled to the brim with the undesirables of society and maybe shitholes like America. This is something new.
Grayson Miller
The hard plastic is still on. Obvious memelording is obvious.
Christopher Myers
maybe not but god damn you're trying
Nathan Bailey
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Joseph Gutierrez
At least people are starting to wake up. Pic related. From a Norwegian newspaper today.
And yes, he's referring to what you think he's referring to.
Anthony Lewis
we tried warning you about degeneracy.
don't worry, prophet muhammad will save you, one beheading at a time.
Thomas Howard
WTF is that green shit on the ground?
Joseph Cooper
But Muhammad was a pedophile, making Islam the most degenerate cancerous ideology in the world.
Behead yourselves first, please.
Brody Perez
watching the West burn sure is fun.
Lincoln Allen
inshallah
Dominic Sanchez
Based Norway.
Owen Rivera
It's a cucumber in a condom
Leo Fisher
well its their coice
better to keep the ones in the group who choose to stay by themselves
Brayden Watson
>implying women are for anything other than being wives what, you don't actually allow them to vote, do you?
Cameron Reyes
Jesus Christ.
Austin Collins
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Charles Long
>implying men don't masturbate during movies men just hide it better
Thomas Phillips
>implying every dude in you country isn't beta cuck that needs mommy and daddy to find him a wife.
Liam Barnes
Obviously staged.
Fake and gay.
Julian Reyes
I'm not saying its good, but your making it out as if it strays from all laws of human and animal nature at large.
Landon Perry
>it's an "irrelevant country randomly attacks America out of nowhere" episode
Noah Ross
100% disgusting
Jordan Perry
>Porn theatres are now mainstream Odd. Very odd.
Andrew Watson
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Matthew Stewart
No it isn't. It's a cucumber in a vacuum sealed hard plastic, you can tell by the end part. That shit can cut your fingers, so it's obviously placed there by some reject theater worker who posts on mongolian basket weaving forum for laughs, oh what great times we are having.
Lincoln Davis
Spanish cucumber.
Aiden Sanchez
>what is viral marketing
Daniel Gutierrez
The men are base because many of them have been molested (either directly or through media influence) by Jews and faggots. They are really to blame. ;(
Andrew Perry
Honestly. That's still better than having women running around whoring themselves to niggers.
Nolan Rogers
why would you want to go to the cinema after seeing that? any is right, its not a condom its the plastic wrapper someone faked this most likely
Easton Green
>a rapist pedophile, goat fucker and ultra-violent sociopath >save the world from degeneracy
Yeah sure...
Henry Price
>having your parents find you a suitable wife is somehow worse than picking up a 30 year old whore from a bar that fucked half the guys in your village enjoy your stds and raising jamal's bastard son.
Charles Clark
That's why MGTOW is the best way of life.
Hunter Anderson
nice try sideways iran, we know it's u
Hudson Perez
Yes.Good to see im not the only one making the connection.
Leo Parker
>implying I want to get married I'm the one who cucks retard
Blake Russell
>tfw you will never be as sexually appealing as a cucumber
Easton Evans
you can't rape your wife, silly
Christopher Richardson
It's just a mudslime. Report and ignore
Isaiah Butler
No you seem to misunderstand, this shit didn't use to happen anywhere in the civilized world. Only america and apparently Australia and seeing this happen in my beloved Norway is horrifying.
Don't get me wrong, America has been pretty shit the last 30 years. But you're slowly unfucking and redeeming yourselves by electing Trump and giving rise to Far right populism around the globe. You might just save the west. Pic related, how I feel about America as of right now.
Eli Ramirez
Kyrie Eleison.
Blake Roberts
Nothing to do with the cinema.
It's an edgy cucumber farmers' association.
Ian Sanchez
and you wonder why your society is failing
strong family = strong society
Matthew Perez
you guys know that rome was way more "degenerate" then today right?
Bentley Morales
>Has western society turned so degenerate that it is irredeemable and we're just free falling towards the abyss? What I am curious about is whether or not there is a limit to this modern degeneracy?
I mean, shit's not new. First time I peaked into de Sade I was surprised; shit seemed fresh, even considering the modern age we live in.
What happens then? Let us make a thought experiment, to see the logical conclusions to this kind of behaviour, if it continues on its current course of "acceptability"?
Seriously. What does 2087 look like to you? In your nightmare's mind's eye?
Julian Nelson
I cant wait for you to try it
Jackson Bell
well, peewee herman got arrested for wanking in a theater back in the 90s
Here you go brother. This will cover a lot about what you are asking. Extremely informative and valid observations.
Aaron Cruz
Looks fake to me. They kept that fucking plastic on them, that shit is really rough on the two ends. No way someone used that to fuck themselves.
Fake and gay!
Christopher Clark
Let this thread die and cut your losses at being fooled by a 16 year old theater worker.
Cameron Wilson
funny thing is it'll be like 4 actual christians trying to fight of hordes of muslims because no one gives a shit about christianity in the west anymore
Zachary Martinez
Only white men are capable of conquering the world and then handing it to jews, feminists, muslims and niggers
LITERALLY THE WORST RACE TO EVER EXIST IS US UNLESS WE TURN THIS AROUND
Isaac Cooper
I would love that instead of allowing them to whore themselves out.
Ethan Mitchell
My countries society is quite good unlike the rest of the west. We're so poor that we can't afford being cucks, while having enough money to be a first world country. Damn even refugees run away from our country to go to Sweden or Germany
Jack Reyes
>your village
John Ross
This bro.
Aaron Hughes
This is the fall of Rome on a global scale. The soldiers stopped defending the degeneracy and lavish lifestyles of Rome's citizens. They turned their backs upon them, and in turn, the citizens turned from their shield, their defenders. Rome was finally conquered by a band of rather weak, non advanced Germanic tribesman. Not with bold grand strategy. Not with Courage, or leadership and speeches. A band of the weakest of Germany's tribes took down Rome. Because Rome was defeated from within.
But we have our Caesar. We will still fight.
John Perry
>implying we need more than 4
David Campbell
Dont' discount it so soon. I too suspect scandinavian faggotry, but only today I heard of some irish cinema contemplating on holding "female only" sessions of this piece of shit movie "due to hormonal considerations", whatever the fuck that means.
This means nothing, of course, not proof. But you can't discount it on hand. Shit's gotten too weird nowadays that I don't discount anything offhand anymore without further consideration.
Gabriel Carter
We are asleep now. Dont wake up the crusade, Muhammad.
Jonathan Harris
>implying the Empire did anything to turn the tide of Romes collapse >implying a dominant military will help our society
We need a citizenry thats competent and Republican. We dont need a Caesar, we need citizen soldiers. Not imperial citizens willing to subordinate themselves to a military oligarchy.
Thomas Wright
Probably true
Kevin Price
>America has been pretty shit the last 30 years. Lad...
Although I was just about to talk shit about being in the EU before I remembered you niggas aren't actually in that. Good deal! That along with you investing your oil money back into your social programs for future generations instead of blowing it all on rapefugees is great too. Can't lie, you're a contender for best European country in my personal opinion right now.
Evan Scott
crusades were specifically for recapturing the holy land which is jerusalem, currently occupied by the jews.
you kike.
Charles Nelson
Kek
John Campbell
>living in a village
I'm not a primitive, Mohammed.
Owen Murphy
>implying we didn't kill Muslims just for fun
Aiden Gomez
>living in a walmart
Austin Morales
We Iberians did it for fun. Also, do you know about Gerald the Fearless? He is an example of why we dont even need 1/5 of your troops do defeat you, when our Lord Jesus Christ is by our side.
Noah Sullivan
what the fuck is wrong with that you cosmopolitan degenerate? the city deracinates, atomizes, degenerates everything.
enjoy your concrete hellhole
Carter Clark
jesus is by muslims side too, you moorish rapebaby
Jace Fisher
Mgtow is a pathetic way of life, the equivalent of feminism for men.
Justin Jenkins
Maybe they just wanted to eat them?
I actually do carry around cucumbers and carrots and celery because I quit a 2+ pack a day habit and I like having the option of shoving shit in my face if I need to, and veggies are neutral to beneficial to eat in between meals.
Plus they just seem to me to be better. Movie popcorn is just a bunch of salt and fake butter. But we cultivated veggies for thousands of years to get them as they are, they're basically perfect for us. I sneak veggies into the theater because they don't sell them in the concession.
Also, Rome was always deviant as fuck, and Rome as an empire did not "fall", it dissolved into nation states and various smaller empires over many centuries, which themselves were involved in various hegemonic powers.
It would be more apt to say that Rome was co-opted, but this was not caused by any one failing of the empire or its people, but rather a shift in regional motivations over centuries.
Rome as a city state fell (repeatedly) because groups of people who were not from the city put swords and spears into enough people, which was not a unique situation for a city to be in during that time period.
Mason Smith
Its condoms covering them.
Zachary Stewart
"there are only villages and major cities"
What are towns
What are minor cities
James Nelson
I'm fairly certain the fall of Rome had little to do with masturbation. Which "Rome" do you mean, anyway? Western Rome? Because Rome the city was sacked more than once, and the empire's split had nothing to do with any of those times, and Rome lived on as the Eastern Roman Empire aka Byzantium for a long time. So I'm not sure what you're talking about here.
Kayden Collins
>having no Walmart because main cities were destroyed
Andrew Evans
Make sure you get a buddy to do it with. No singles policy is in effect.
Carson Walker
Have you literally never seen a condom you barely pubescent shitlord?
Jeremiah Cox
whos supposed to lick those guys
Anthony Torres
Dont you even say his name
Noah Lopez
bazaar has everything we need so walmart is useless here unless you enjoy handing over all your money to one family