His country isn't at least 1000 years old

>his country isn't at least 1000 years old

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Shame the country will be largely dead within the next 100.

>his country isn't at least 1000km wide

We're still older, anglo.

My country is 1000 years old AND 1000 km wide. Any question?

Why is it so shit?

And 1000% black.

not at least 10000km wide

>his currency isn't atleast 1000 years old

>tfw stuck in Exmouth
Kill me lad

You're still conquered, sheep fucker.

>The 1780 Constitution of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, drafted by John Adams, is the world's oldest functioning written constitution.

Massachusetts is the oldest polity in the world.

>His country isn't at least 2014 years old

>SUPER OLD

Only in 2139 m8. Getting close!

Kek.

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What good is a rich history, if you don't have future generations to regale it to?

>1066

It'll make a glorious New Syria.

when you have a long history it just makes you look back and worry

I wish we were retarded and optimistic like the murifats

It's 1000 years old, it's a bit senile...

>1948

>1000 years old
checked
>1000 km wide
checked

How can other world even compete?

>1000
pleb tier

The average African American has a higher iq than the average protugeese person

>village I was born in is over 900 years old

How can the rest of the world even compete?

Imagine having being one of the richest countries in the world and having one of the best histories with beautiful, fertile lands with plenty of fresh water and literally give it all away because you don't want to be racist or mean to people that aren't like you.

You fucking lose. The part that makes me so fucking mad is that these Africans and Arabs are moving from arid wastelands and are taking over the best places in the world and you all are willingly giving it away as well as your women and children. Sad.

This. It must be liberating to be an American, Canadian or Brazilian and not constantly be discouraged by the burden and expectations of history, like we Europeans are.

it's exactly 1051 years old

>Village

>country isn't even 300 years old

>still the greatest in the history of the world

Jej

>His nation appeared less than 3000 years ago

>1660
>1000 years ago

My nation resisted nazis

spbp

>when your colonies rebel/ gain independance and end up becoming way better than you

im not sure how that feels for you guys but it sure must suck

and killed 100million+ of its own citizens lmaooooo

>his nation doesnt trace back to adam and eve

how does it feel to never be armenian?

> Shitposter land
> Not part of Britain

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

>As if that's a good thing
>As if that makes up for communism

Everyone knows your country was invented in 1948, kike.
Palestine was taken over by muslims who out bred you in a social war, and you had to use the tactics of the Nazis to get it back, eliminating any doubt that jews are total hypocrites and Hitler did nothing wrong.

>thinks he is the jews referenced in the bible
>thinks israel in the bible is the same location as modern day israel

oy vey

>killed 100million+ of its own citizens

You have just ensured me, that brits were right about your tribe

Yes i realized, that leprechaun-niggers are bad at math and biology, but not so.

>thinking it means anything at all

>colony of a former colony.
I do feel sorry for you brits sometimes.
But then I remember I'm american

>1000 years of inter-breeding, leading to pic related

Not everybody knows that our current state is a mere imitation of The United Kingdom of Israel which existed in 11-10th century BC, and The Hasmonean kingdom

Not really. The America is merely a pseudo-successor state. Thier country's founding ideals, language and institutions ALL have their roots on this island, no matter how much they may try to deny it.

We were one of two super-powers, russian language is one of two "astronaut languages", so yes it was great

> be from lebanon
> be from a civilization that helped create the alphabet
> first bible printed in Byblos, oldest inhabited city on earth at 7,000 years


if you're not at least 2,000 years old, and have a worthy civilization (sub-saharan need not apply) don't consider yourself ancient

Your country isn't even a real thing retard leaf.

Your people,nation,culture are just ridiculous memes and a copy of another meme nation(The US).

You have no roots, no tradition, no history. Only Trudeauist degeneracy.

>thinking Canada means anything at all

>coming from a country that's literally on loaned land

Except David is a descendent of Adam and Eve

>m-muh 100+ gorillion

wait fuck that, everyone traces back to Adam and Eve

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>Yes i realized, that leprechaun-niggers are bad at math and biology, but not so.
businessinsider.com/the-10-smartest-countries-based-on-math-and-science-2015-5

are you projecting again Vlad?

>his country wasn't founded by hwyte conquerors btfoing aboniggers

Speaking of which, your language hasn't even landed a man on the moon.

How cute

>his country isn't at least 4500km wide

why even live at that point?

Our land isn't loaned. we settled it with our swest,tears and blood. we killed off the muslim terrorists who previously conquered it.

What have your ancestors done besides genociding indians and sucking moose dick?

Adam and Eve were the first armenians

And yet despite that, you opt to live in a country built by Northern Europeans.

Top kek, sandnigger.

>his country isnt at least 10 000km wide

less than that - not a country

Well, we had sent some machines on Venus

return jewish fucks back to europe to die

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS_St._Louis

>his country is 45% Muslim

Sad!

>his country has less than 300 million people

you might as well call a country a village below that point

Your country isn't even a real thing retard leaf.
> Yours was handed to you by rich bankers who twisted the arms of queens. Be thankful they happened to be jewish.

Your people,nation,culture are just ridiculous memes and a copy of another meme nation(The US).
> Your written and spoken languages as a nation were basically re-invented from a dead language in the 19th century and called the same thing, "Hebrew", despite the differences
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_language#History

You have no roots, no tradition, no history. Only Trudeauist degeneracy.

> Sir, please.

It's like you posted knowing it all referred to israel though, did i just get..

better than ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGUH

Nice place, full of hippy cucks though.

...

This desu

And we've left the solar system. nasa.gov/mission_pages/voyager/voyager20130912.html

>What have your ancestors done besides genociding indians and sucking moose dick?
>genociding
>moose dick

I'd hardly call it "genociding", but coming from you, I'm not expecting much adherence to strict definitions. The majority of Canada was taken as politely as land can be taken. The natives were either paid (initially) or beaten back in little wars/rebellions. It was nothing like the earlier fighting going on in Southern states and South America.

Moose dick is delicious btw.

Our country is as real as yours, which isn't saying much. The Jews have literally no culutre outside of their relgion, and have even stolen the holy site from another. Your entire people are the epitomy of stealing what others have made great and adopting it as your own.

>his country doesn't have wifi coverage all over, even on remote islands

might as well not even live in such a "country"

more than 1000 years old country here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungary#Before_895

>brazil
>500 years old
>one of the shittiest countries to live in

>singapore
>50 years old
>one of the best countries in the world

Age means nothing.

>joke country possible to be covered by a single phone giving out wi-fi

Actually you'll only be 1000yo in about 49 years, in 2066

Kek

>Brazil
>500yo
Learn to math fag. 2017-1822=195

Damn, couldn't even go 1000 years without losing their country to Africans. Sad.

Damn, couldn't even go 250 years without losing their country to Mexicans. Sad.

Americans weren't native to the land. Neither were Mexicans. Very sad for the UK to be a province of Pakistan.

I'd make a Leaf equivalent but there aren't eight famous Canadians anyone has heard of.

>150 yrs old
>Barely any history aside from the natives and their wacky cannibalism
>Barely any identity beyond incredibly superficial shit
>Going to get CHINKED anyway

Why live?

He's probably going from the first Kngdom of England, 899

I will always respect the Welsh for this.

Asian Australians are based.

What are you blathering about? England was a powerful and centralised state for its time from the early 10th century under Athelstan.

Fuck off, Chang.

Also, that's a Kiwi flag, you mongoloid.

>It's not them per se, it's that their numbers are ever increasing and their culture and values are different than our own. Eventually they will control our institutions and they will look like their institutions.

They have their own homelands, we have no right of return to Britain, this goes the same for NZ and Aus.

If small numbers came and intermarried and assimilated it would be fine, but not this.

Fuck off Abdul, New Zealand flag and Australia flag are almost visually indistinguishable with the flag sizes on Sup Forums.

>England
>1000 years old

"""England""" has been conquered, butchered and bastardised that much that as a collective nation of people if absolutely hasn't existed for 1000 years.

France maybe, but probably not.

A tip for my burger freind
NZ
>Small red stars
Aus
>More, larger white stars

This

>900 years old
top fucking kek you're like a little baby
>his town isn't over 3000 years old

>"""England""" has been conquered, butchered and bastardised that much that as a collective nation of people if absolutely hasn't existed for 1000 years.
You really dont know history.SAD.