You have the power to cause a war between two countries. Which countries are they?

You have the power to cause a war between two countries. Which countries are they?

Venezuela and Brazil.

Canada and America

Saudi Arabia and Iran

I wish both sides the best of luck.

North Korea and China.

Israel and China

just so the joos can gtfo forever

The United States of America and California.

Britain and Argentina

Usa and israel

this

USA vs. Iræl

wouldn't work due to the subversion that North America has been subjected to

israel and usa

California has the largest economy of any US state.

We Calibrahs would BTFO you rural and suburban redneck retards

We will crush you

looks like we agree on one thing

Saudi Arabia and Israel

USA vs Russia. Let it end finally.

Canada and Israel

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Is that you Angela?

These

Greece vs Turkey would be pretty hilarious

USA vs. ISRAEL
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Russia and China.

When the dust settles, we'll be the only remaining world power.

This or completely leave it die wither and die.

Pakistan and India, nuclear exchange style

Hive mind here. Who would win goyim?

Canada and the US.... day of the rake.

jk... The US and Mexico.

Saudi Arabia and Israel.
That would cause quite the butt hurt all over the world.

Pakistan and India

India and China, with nuclear exchange

American Civil War

India and Pakistan

Iran and Saudiarabia

(((They))) already won, they did so a long time ago

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For improving the world, Iran and Israel.
For shits and giggles, Wales and New Zealand. The victor gets to shag all the sheep.

seconding this

USA and Russia
let those nukes fly high

Israel and China

yep. now how do we go about turning this into a reality?

>try to think of the most outrageous combination
>nothing I can come up with is funnier than Australia and Emus

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France vs North Korea
No french nukes allowed

Canada and Australia.

The entire developed world immediately signals that they intend to side with Australia because they're sick of leaf-posting and Aussies have the sickest bants. In response Canada imports thousands of third-world mercenaries who immediately go on strike for better pay, government benefits, and citizenship. PM Dudewoah capitulates to their demands, completely ruining Canada in the process and rendering Canada completely incapable of waging an actual war. He sues for peace. Australia agree on the condition that Canada has to take all abos, emus, and boat people. Win for Australia with 0 shots fired. They then annex the All Blacks (with those wee islands to the east thrown in as a bonus) with no complaints from NZ.

USA vs Mexico

Cucked liberals in the US chimping out

American genociding Mexicans

Imagine all the habbenings.

came here to post this

india and pakistan

>The victor gets to shag all the sheep.

High stakes mate. Prepare for the most brutal war the world has ever seen.

North Korea vs Israel

kek, the Gurkas fucking spitroasted the Argie troops

Sweden and Germany.

Just imagining the effeminate cucks marching to battle in pink hijabs wielding black dildos is hysterical. Then you have to imagine the action "fighting". Both sides would just flog themselves with their latex dicks while apologizing for their whiteness.

All the while, back at home, Ahmed and Tyrone would be culturally enriching their wives to repopulate the countries.

Where would be the theater of operations?

Luxembourg and French Guiana

its damn near time we take our land and have one continuous nation. ALASKA WILL NO LONGER BE CUT OFF FROM US.

Bolivia initiates a conflict with Chile in an attempt to landgrab a piece of coast.

you would surrender and leave it to the only other capable military in europe to fight off a newly formed north korean satellite state in europe

Canada vs Mexico

It has to happen. Those dipshit gunless commies actually imagine they could beat 49 other states, each and everyone more based than their Mexican drug colony.

israel and china

with what?
bear hugs? big jugs of syrup?

>If you beat your enemy, they win

Serbia and Albania but without foreign intervention.

Saudi Arabia and Israel

Luxemburg vs china

>Israel gets zergrushed in a year

Not even a contest desu

you wouldn't even be our biggest state

That's not even a war, we would call it boring tuesday

This. I want to recapture the holy land like my ancestors did.

yes, i concur

USA and saudi arabia

India and China

wtf!! I came here just to post THIS

kek

Does the EU (not Europe, just EU) count as a country?

If so than US (+Britain) vs the EU - glass the niggers.

I actually want to change my answer to this.

Israel and Saudi Arabia, everyone else in here is wrong if they didn't say these two. Fuck off new fags

Why? wtf?
Israel vs china!!!

Bulgaria and Macedonia.

I don't really have anything against them, just wondering what the other countries reaction to this event would be.

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north korea and china

Australia vs the Ostrich

That's right, another bird war. African style

This

Lichtenstein vs Fiji
Battle of eternal enemies

We want some more of your islands.

Also my new pick
St Helena vs Russia.

Wise choice, this leaf gets it

India would poo on pais face. Probably India vs China is Good exterminator idea (pepe.jpg))

ireland and br*ts

USA vs Japan
Nuke those yellow fags a few more times.

Turkey and Saudi Arabia

Russia and China

But whomever survives after the conflict will consume the world.

Already have the islands, bro. I personally don't care bout them, just retards in my country do

america - cuba
i wouldnt mind getting comfy on a cuban beach wit ha cigar in my mouth

It would start in North Korea
Objective would be to seize the government

if you kill us we win

>Implying russia still has enough power

United States of America and Europe. Yes. It's time for some fucking democracy.

Britain vs Ireland

We want more.

Liechtenstein and Guatemala