"dad, i'm gay."

>"dad, i'm gay."
wat do?

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grab him by the boipucci

no butifel girl for u
i keep her

Do nothing. Treat him/her like they no longer exist. They basically no longer matter as they are a biological dead end now. Start the process of trying again. Dont show any discouragement or dissapointment.

Suck my dick just so we can be sure.

unzips dick

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this.

Suck his dick.

Show me how you suck dick son, I need to know so I can gauge whether to disowm you ot be proud.

What kind of gay, though?
That he simply finds men attractive, or is he going to go to a pride parade dressed as a fairy with dildo horns?

I wouldn't care really unless he won't have biological kids. If he marries a nice guy and raises children he conceived with a surrogate or whatever I don't care. If he wanted to be a complete degenerate then yeah I'd be upset.

>Mike
>get the taser

Behead him by the sword of Islam, inshallah.

beat his faggot ass, after that get him help

>3DPD

Swordfight him

OK, but you better not act like a faggot by prancing around and developing a lisp. I would prefer if you would sire us a granddaughter with a white woman instead of adopting a nigger. Cause if you do, neither he nor you are getting shit.

"Hi gay, I'm dad."

cum inside of his boipucci and tell him that this is how it feels to be the alpha male, afterwards rub my cock against his and spit into his mouth

kill them

I would have some sympathy as I know about xenoestrogens, modern madness, hormonal imbalances caused by heavy metals & other enviromental toxins + chronic inflammation in-utero.

So I would give him some money to get set up as he moves away from my town.

Beat him.

Than have him lift some weights and eat steaks.

Get Mike "Electric" Pence on the phone.

Hold still.

Stay straight or gtfo my house.

Wow I never would've guessed if he looked like that.

Hi /lgbt/ Enjoy your AIDS and GTFO

Enjoy your AIDS.

lol fag.

This.
Being gay by itself doesn't bother me, but from that point on my love becomes conditional.
Brought home some prissy fuck that can't change a tire? Dead to me.
Went to a pride parade? Dead to me.
Designated bottom for your circle of friends? Dead to me.
And so on.

Spank him

Go to Europe, have honor killing.

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>tfw meeting some dude online
>Nicest guy I've ever met
>He's gay
>Despite having been entirely straight all my life somehow pictures me with him
How do I deal with that ? We don't ever talk that much about sex. I pretty much have vanilla taste so it comes as a big surprise to me.
Should I embrace it ? He's foreign and has a cute accent.

I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.
For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul

GO TO MY ROOM AND STRIP NAKED ON THE BED FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT. I'M GONNA HATEFUCK THE GAY RIGHT OUT OF YOU.

i was in a similar situation once
and i still don't know to this day

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Did you just ignore it until it went away ?
I think I'll do that. Fap a bunch to the thought and then move on once I find a girl again.
I'm in a dry spell so that may be why.

You're a homosexual.

Go see uncle Mike, he will straighten you out.

how do you get aids from a virgin? if his boipussy is fresh then no worries.

What is this?

"Why aren't you mowing the lawn like I told you to?"

>be turk roach.
kill yourself faggot!
>be gay turk roach.
kill yourself faggot!
its lose lose for you faggot.

BEND OVER SON. IT'S TIME FOR SOME DISCIPLINE.

Such beautiful swastikas.

Who are you? How did you get in my house?

let him fuck my ass and give me a prostate orgasm

Experiment.

We know. We know. It's fine. Be safe. Be sober. Don't be a "scene" guy. Stick to guys your own age.

Accept him.

*slurps cum*

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>"A-are you sure you're not trans?"

"Hi gay, I'm dad."

Then kick that goob to the curb.

Hey gay I'm dad

We have reached an age where i would be ok with a gay son but disown a trans kid

Name of this goddess?

let me enjoy your cheeks once more before i disown you

Wow. The nostalgia. Takes me back to afternoons with my secret boyfriend in high school.

Don't copy me.

very nice digits

that guy is not white so who cares

"As long as your not a flamer that goes around pozzing every guy you see."

Somebody needs to shop this with bright electrical arc flashes under the door

Can we get a Mike "shockingly gay" Pence going?

I think you hacked my computer am scared, so sorry

KYS