/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NIGHT OF THE BROKEN TACOS

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO AWOO AWOO

Do you think this faggot knows he's the butt-end of a lot of cuck jokes on this board?

awoo~

Reminder that this happened.

Taconacht

How long until Malia does a sex tape with a 6/10 hollywood celeb?

5 times in fact

I'm going to write him a letter telling him exactly that soon. I want him to know he's a meme.

Trump is spending more on the wall than on NASA, you will be stuck on Earth forever.

>no Tucker tonight or tomorrow night

JUST

YAWOO have to go back!

SURREAL
twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/830570791779581952

maybe he will hold up print outs on Morning Joe

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Friendly reminder burgers are right:

Eggball > Gayball

Kristallnacho

>tfw a celeb you used to like retweets an anti Chaffetz tweet

Oh my fuck that would be amazing
Trump has to tweet about it too

is trump hifiving abe? i can't tell

ICE ICE baby
theblaze.com/news/2017/02/11/hundreds-of-illegal-immigrants-arrested-during-ice-raids-across-the-u-s/

Night of the Long Vans

The Cholocaust

The Trail of Beans

The Aguacalypse

...I CALL IT A DAMN GOOD TIME! AWOO!

You can't live on other planets anyway

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>terrible pun

And that is more than Obama spent on NASA.

>you've been posting in trumpgen since Trump announced his run in 2015
>you have never baked a new one

I think for a time trumpgen was being run entirely by euros
fuckers were more concerned about our election than we were lol

>NASA budget is the same as when they flew to space with fucking shuttles
>can't bring a monkey into orbit
really made me think

>autistic awoo faggot

>Media hit my family, I wont hit Obama on his slut daughter, I WONT! Sad!

North Korea has fired an Intercontinental Ballistic Missle, according to South Korea

I love this timeline.

>SAD!

TAKE THAT WHITE PEOPLE

YOURE LOSING TO THE NIGGERBIRDS

W...WHAT


No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yes.

we've had so many victories lately but that might be my favorite of the first quarter of 2017 so far

it was like election night all over again

OP here

I want to leave Germany, you have to understand

fuck this is good bait

probably tried to put another sputnik into space

I think we've all lost a hero or two to cuckoldry.

1. The wall's construction is a one-time expense.
2. The MASSIVE relief on other areas of our budget from ending illegal immigration would allow us to quintuple NASA's budget indefinitely.
3. Trump's inaugural address specifically nodded to increased focus on space.
4. You haven't seen his budget yet.
5. ur an fag

only if that 6/10 is Tina Fey

With Trumps climate change denial you soon won't be able to live on parts of Earth as well.

>Media reporting on Obama's (who wrote me a nice letter) daughter disgraceful! Everyone is allowed to make mistakes, especially an Obama!

>Malia Obama is back in the headlines (check out her sex tape) Barry can't catch a break. SAD!

Do you blame them? The fate of the free world rested entirely on whether or not Trump got elected. His election gives them a chance to break free from multiculturalism and globalism if the normies would just get their heads out of their asses.

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>tfw no Cardinals Superb Owl ring OR anime girl
I AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW

uhhh..
twitter.com/VibeHi/status/830572846946611201

>no more trump rallies

i didnt watch 85% of them

but they were cool and always made the news

That's not true, except for the spine it's all just raw meat like cutting a chicken breast. Consciousness will have been lost long before you get to the spine if working from the front of the neck to the back.

germany is about to be great again, soon

>especially an Obama!

Trump won't forsaken the middle class just to help the enviroment, what's wrong with that?

You know believing in man-made global warming is one thing.

But how the fuck you get to earth won't be inhabitable is really something entirly different. How the fuck would that happen?

>Gets retweeted by Best Obama

You know whats great! After a year and a half of he will never build a wall, nobody is talking in those terms anymore. Its just a question of how much it will cost

Excellent

the Sup Forums catalog after that game was mangnificant
it was also funny how there was a big influx of people to Sup Forums just to talk shit about how the Patriots were losing and drumpf BTFO

I've lost quite literally every cast member of MST3K but based Mike

This has to be a Sup Forums account

PMURTKKINS
B T F O
T
F
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That was fucking fantastic.
>Trump's team vs. John Lewis's team
>from the blackest, gayest city in the country
>playing in the Beanerdome
>on Trayvon Martin's birthday
>libs pin all their hopes and dreams on the dirty birds
>get stomped so hard it will be in history books
Trump curse strikes again.

You actually believe that's a black guy?

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>Barry cant catch a break! But Malia can catch!

Probably, since the guy seems to be forcing it here so much

>Mexico is so shitty they spend what little money they have keeping mexicans out of their country

Amazing

>But how the fuck you get to earth won't be inhabitable is really something entirly different. How the fuck would that happen?
Idiots that believed this big fat faggot, mostly.

Hows Washington? Protests and shit? Since that one faggot blocked the ban

If doubles, Trump will have
FIVE TERMS

Nigga woke AF or he's a Sup Forumsack

Trump needs to fire that piece of trash that called himself a lawyer that represented the admin. Not even knowing of those 70ish confirmed cases is insane.

>He won't build a wall
>He won't get Mexico to pay for it
>continue on ad absurdum

MORE MELANIA HERE

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4215296/Melania-shares-unexpected-love-GARDENING.html

Don't forget
>Mexodus

We should make camps to send them to in the meantime.

What was this timeline like?

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>The Cholocaust
bwahahahaha. Epic

What's happened in the last 12 hours?
I don't know, I slept through it.
Please respond tbqh family.

I can't believe we hit 20,000 on the DOW so quickly. And we're still going up.

Replace courts with catapults.

what would prevent both though? and wall maintenance is more jobs

>influential mexicans

>6 people to police a mile of desert border
holy fuck do these people fucking think at all? when you are swarmed and murdered by the 50 immigrants crossing, your 6 per mile aint gonna mean shit

Clearly it's 6 then

It's one continuous shitter shoah in the media, online, and in the big cities IRL. I've been avoiding Seattle until my new concealed carry piece arrives, just in case. Smaller cities and rural areas are of course fine.

>when crackheads post

USA becomes venezuela tier except no hope of oil bailing us out because gore nuked the oil.

It was fucking surreal. It's like Trump eminates an aura of pure memetic elemental BTFO.

they're dead, they're all dead

6 TERMS

yahoo.com/news/algorithms-secretly-run-world-061905775.html

guys... take a look at this

i can't stand it anymore... niggers are no good at math...

this is pure racism and it needs to be stopped... guess i now #Stump4Trump

This reminds me of a plan I suggested once
Buy the land around the border and give it to veterans who need homes and give them free vehicle, weapons, and capacity to enforce. Boom homeless veteran problem solved
But I want a wall too look fondly on with my kids in the future

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a socialist paradise

>Influential Mexicans

>Trump golfed
>Tweeted about the wall
>ICE doing their job

Good thing (((they))) made a bunch of FEMA camps that now belong to President Trump.