Joint Statment by President Trump and Prime Minister Shinzō Abe

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Are they going to announce they're gonna make anime real?

ffs, when does this man sleep? It's 10:30 on a Friday night.

Surprise attack and annexation of Canada by the US and Japan. The chinks get slaughtered again. Canada becomes animeland.

It's about the norks?
Not what I expected.

GG Best Korea?

MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN

ほど外外外ぞ遅外外外ほどホモほど)ま(タホトロホモほど)蘇まほも頬)徒歩ホモろ徒歩と人湯ほど世との真帆

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE MECHA REAL AND SEND THEM IN TO FUCK NORTH KOREAS SHIT UP!!!

What did he mean by this?

NORKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

About to nuke North Korea.

PRESHENT TRUMP

So, they said nothing?

HYAK PAH-CENTO

SATURDAY NIGHT FIRESIDE CHATS

TRUMP KNOWS TO PLAY THE INTERNET HORDES

Mr. Prime Minister lol
Holy shit that was brief as fuck
They must had a shit ton of conflicts

>it's fucking nothing

THAT WAS IT?????

That's it? What did he mean by this?

Claim your wiafu before it's too late.

Pretty much.

TL;DR North Korea is bad and America will support Japan

LITERALLY NOTHING

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Japan says if Norks don't comply they die. Trump said we have Japan's back.

So, what happen?

It's about fucking time.

LMAO the hell was that?

Are demons degeneracy?

Multiple Seismic activities around the sea of Japan no confirmation yet of detonation however this is highly unusual

Among other things.

>US offers amnesty to all North Korean defectors.
>North Korea collapses within 12 hours.

he's fast!

Fuck. I was hoping for at least declaration of war or preemptive nuclear strike.

We've got conned!
Fuck!

FAKE NEWS

this is almost certainly because trump dropped the ball answering a question at the earlier joint statement today

jap reporter asked about how the US will help japans security etc. earlier today, and he went off on a tangent about US immigration and never addressed what was obviously a softball question, he was supposed to say "our commitment to our ally japan will never waver" and he never did. That probably made some people nervous, and Abe probably asked that they make a statement together to placate folks.

ALMOST HAVE THE FUCKING COUNTRY IS A SLEEP

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GOING ON NOW?

>Rei
>best girl

You're a funny guy

You can't just call everything you don't like "Fake News."

Alien Cat Girls COMING SOON!!!!!

BTFO CHINA
JAPAN IS WHITE

"Fake [and gay] News"

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>implying Trump is a Reifag
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

For you

HIGHLY COMMITED! ! !

You can't just insult your way to the presidency Donald.

Nevertheless, Rei is officially best girl now. I never thought I'd see the day.

I thought they already had it?

this is in response to the recent NK tests

That was hilarious. Literally nothing. The world will understand what he meant by this when the press bitches and complains tomorrow that he just said one sentence and left.

Trump locked the press in the basement of his golf course clubhouse all day, and they put trash bags over ALL the windows

>YFW he made the press sit in a windowless basement for probably close to 12 hours just so they could "cover" the 15 second long joint statement.

No. A tweet would have sufficed for that.

>sit in a windowless basement

Wrong

I imagined that and fell off my chair

It's understandable to be intimidated by perfection.

Fucking gook, drunk on Sake just complains about other gooks after long day of golf.

JAPAN NEEDS TO GO BACK

USA+JAPAN=BEST FRIENDS

>we're building Gundams

>Rei
Someone post the comic.

What a couple of idiots. "You must do what I say." "I support this 100%."

Address tl;dr for those who missed it

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>Tonight the leaders of the Osean Federation and the Republic of Emmeria, President Trump and Prime Minister Abe will be delivering an important address.
>They will be announcing the start of a new alliance between their respective nations and that of the Union of Yuktobanian Republics, with President Putin.
>The address will entail a formal start of operation Oven's Heat in which coordinated surprise attacks against the Principality of Belka and the Republic of Levant, preceding a formal declaration of war.
>Your mission is to secure and neutralize Levant's Iron Dome defense grid in order to allow our O.V.E.N. orbital attack system to begin coordinated strikes on Levantian cities.
>The operation will commence during the speech, when all eyes will be on our nations leaders.
>In order to maintain the element of surprise, you will need to maintain low altitude to avoid radar detection until you manage an approach of one half mile of Iron Dome.
>Operations will begin at 0500 hours.
>Show those Jews who's boss.
>Kek-rees squadron, launch!

The jew fears the samurai.

WHAT COULD IT BE?

American senpai, can we build our own carriers and nukes please?

Will you help me? I will give you any anime and game.

Japan has developed artificial wombs, women btfo

we stand with you Japan.
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No but we will station our carriers off your coast to protect you and much much better trade deals between us considering we are covering your defense.

ace combat isn't real man..

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