Piers Morgan is attacking kigcuck
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John green must die.
Do you think morgan has begun to smell blood in the water and is now subsisting off of Twitter's version of (You)s?
A better question is who the fuck is John Green
...But for real, who IS "John Green" and is it worth me using google to find out?
Went to school with John Green. May be the most useless person I have ever met, but he's good at shlocky YA fiction and has been a standard ethnomasochist since freshman year of college.
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Shit tier (((young adult fiction))) author who promotes promiscuity and other degeneracy. Teen girls love him.
What was he like senpai?
Piers Morgan was in a twitter fight with JK Rowling all morning
It was kind of funny
Who is John Green?
Find out next episode on Stupid Faggots with Even Stupider Opinions.
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had a strange fixation with breakfast cereal
Is this how the Jews start E-celebrities? They say who is that guy, yeah! Who is that chap? That chap there you say? That chaps name is Milo.
wtf
is piers morgan
/ourguy/
now?
John Green enjoys his cereal with 49 dicks in it
This tells me absolutely nothing
holy fuck, did you see the jk rowling tweet that john green tweeted that on?
she's out of her fucking mind; stuck in her gospel of harry potter, thinking she is the higher authority on all things moral because of it. jesus christ lady, get your head out of the fantasy world you created for freaking children.
What was his opinion on cheerios?
>wtf
>is piers morgan
>/ourguy/
>now?
No, but he is acting reasonable. It is a matter of perspective. He seems like he has stayed put in his politics, while the American "Left" has gone 1,200 miles more to the left....So basically they are attacking him for not moving with them
Yes
John Green HAS to be a pedo.
I've read Looking For Alaska.
That book was written purely to get attention from 14 year old girls.
You write a book like that thinking
>This will make 14 year old girls cry and make them like me on facebook.. Where I can have my choice of their delectable bodies...
No normal man would write a book like Looking For Alaska.
He either bangs 14 year old girls or wishes he was a 14 year old girl.
Either way there's something wrong with him.
>John green has a I only listen to mountain goat shirt
I liked Mountain goats
2bh it might also partially be because all of the retards who sucked her dick and repeated her "TRUMP IS VOLDEMORT, FARAGE IS VOLDEMORT" shit ad nauseum when she posted it the first time which gives her an unwarranted sense of self importance regarding politics.
See pic related. Read it, digest it.
Got it? Now, refer back to Really makes you think doesn't it?
FUCKING HATE THAT CEREAL MEME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>really get into constructing worlds for the sake of storytelling
>realize how shitty and shallow Rowling's worldbuilding is
You don't know how shitty someone is until you truly understand their flaws.
The fact of the matter is that the center is now the new right
Sup Forums pass user since 2013
Suitcase?
0-3
Rare help helper.
a fucking cuck fag and schools use his youtube videos all the time
yeesh
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Its a bit embarrasing. But then again, I'm shitposting at half past 5 in the morning so who am I to judge.
A cheap fuck who could not debate outside of buzzwords and was socially half-terrified.
Proto-SJW with some creepiness regarding his choice in ladies
Trips speak truth.
...I still don't know who he is or why he or Piers Morgan should care.
>Sci-Fi author
...Is he popular with nerds?
HE PRETTY MUCH MAKES OVER EDITED VIDEOS
THAT MAKES EVERYTHING WHITE PEOPLES FAULT
WHILE GLORIFYING OTHER RACES WHO KILLED MILLIONS AND RAPED EVERYTHING
LIKE GENGHIS KHAN
THAT IS HIM
He browses Sup Forums then?
>J.K. Rowling
SJW's literally view reality through a Harry Potter prism. They're obsessed with it the same way Muslims are with the Koran.
She probably does think she has god-like powers.
It's worse than I thought!
Piers got played
"John Green" - "Ghon Jreen"
"Conjuring"
>Pass user since 2013
wat
rekt in the asshole
what if some guy putshis dick in your cheerios and cums in the milk?
u wot m8?
I might agree if I knew who he was or cared enough to google him.
Is he the lame young adult novelist for children/women?
Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania?
Thank you for joining the CREW, fag.
Enjoy your thirty cents
any stories
Savage.
I guess some people are addicted to losing though.
>his name is green
Probably a jew 2bh
for anyone who doesn't want to go to twitter to see the jk rowling tweet.
comes as no surprise to me, seeing how JK Rowling is the writer Harry Potter, which spawned one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
God this is cringe.
This is why I could never deal with being remotely famous. I regret or over-analyse just about anything I say without the veil of anonymity, I would feel ill if I said something this lame and contrived and a large number of people were witness to me saying it.
How far up your own ass do you have to be to think your wizard book has deep morals that apply to actual real life.
"If only you'd read Harry Potter" is a huge invitation to get rekt.
FPBP
The guy who promotes women being whores.
I enjoy this pasta.
Literally (((who)))?
His mother is Jewish, which means he's Jewish by their standard, but he was always a sort of loose Christian.
I'm assuming he's Canadian
>Promoting the status quo
What a pointless endeavour
>if you'd read my children's novel you'd understand that I'm right
DULLEST
Teaching women to read was a mistake, that's how we end uo with bullshit like these assholes and 50 shades of mom porn.
>That jump cut editing
Disgusting.
I can't watch that.
Harry Potter
>mundane, unremarkable boy
>transported into a magical alternate fantasy-laden world, where he attends school
>he's extremely famous and also extremely strong and a lot of girls think he's fucking awesome when they enter highschool (he even gets a REAL ASIAN girlfriend, but trades her in for a spicy little ginger who calls him onii-chan)
>he repeatedly defeats Voldemorte, who split himself into about 12 different, weaker Voldemortes which existed as a mechanism to reincarnate his main body
Sounds like a generic isekai.
>loose christian
"oy vey guys I love that one jesus cuz he was a jew, but fuck him amirite?"
Sounds like a "good" christian in the world created by jews
>50 Shades of Grey
>Literally began its inception as fan-fiction of an equally awful series
>6 years later the author now has a $60 million fortune
Really makes you think
Dang, now i feel bad. Imagine all the faggotory brain washing he went trough in Public School and University.
rest in shit.
He's a leftist hipster cuck faggot that does YouTube videos about history that American high school history teachers show kids all the time.
He also wrote some book about a weird high school girl that abandons her friends, and they try to go find her.
Watch just 5 mins. of one of his YT videos, and you'll see how disgustingly Reddit he is.
One of the two Vlog Brothers. Channel was just a personal project between the two, but grew big because John Green's books took off. Started some other channels, namely Crash Course. Made a video calling Environmental Determinism racist and Nazi-like. Sargon of Cuckkad made a video calling it out, and they took it down.
Why does this nigger pronounce Saint-Domingue as San Domingo? What an idiot.
Just Kidding Rowling is turbo cringe.
The minute you start referencing your own fiction as a snarky way to win an argument you've lost.
Piers style democrats will develop a winning strategy but the tragedy will be that the base will follow a tan che socialist instead.
So typical Jew then
he's a YA author, and geared towards girls specifically. guys a fucking mess
Piers Morgan is a shape shifting lizard
>food analogy
>Made a video calling Environmental Determinism racist and Nazi-like.
it wasn't even them that did it. It was some random woman with no credentials that they just endorsed for no reason despite her being a retard
Isn't John Green the faggot that likes dicks in his cereal or something?
2bh he seems kind of dumb rather than malicious
Because the story of Harry is basically the story of Jesus, like 99% of ever other mythical hero that ever existed in human minds.
Nothing in "Harry Potter" is original.
>how disgustingly reddit he is
when the burger bantz top tier
>Sarah Urist
Dem fuckin' dorfs, man. Dem fuckin' dorfs.
>implying Green isn't our guy
she's nuts. they all are.
what is john green even thinking? i don't know much about piers morgan, but is there any reason at all to claim he wants to be a super villain? it just seems like ridiculous over dramatic crap that they all take way too seriously.
I saw that fucking Paper Towns movie in theaters with this girl I was trying to fuck, and it was the most retarded shit ever. The main character was a cuck and the chick he was following was just a huge cunt to everyone and basically tells him to fuck off at the end because she hates him and didn't leave clues for him to follow, he was just autistic and read too much into it.
After the movie the girl I was with was like "you know, I didn't realize when I read the book but it really is a shitty story, huh?" and I agreed with her, then she blew me in the car in the park.
John Green is a cuck but if his movies always get me blown then he can keep making them I guess.
delet this
What does that mean?
There's no way this cuck is pulling the long con.
No fucking shit.
He is, however, pulling the long con-dom onto the long man-dong that rails his "wife" nightly while he jerks off to children's literature.
absolutely fucking not
What the fuck did Hillary originally mean by that?
where does it show that
yes I saw that she is a vile piece of shit, typical SJW.
>tfw Piers Morgan and Alex Jones supported the same man for president
where the fuck is this timeline even going ?
So is John Green saying He is a Feminist and his wife has had more sexual partners than he ever will...but he is OK with that.