How do you respond

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>I'm only liberal because I feel the need to vindicate my brain damage

it doesnt matter if we're democrat or republican, because we're all for israel

Okay, sure, but can you suck your own dick?

Stop

le epic trololo lo/lo

go through point by point explaining why their views are irrational

>Chad only dates Republicans

Pretty sure Democrat women only date Chads

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>How do you respond
"Your strawman arguments don't matter. Trump won."

I'm not a warmongering neocon, do I'm not a republican. I did vote republican, but that's because they had a nationalist and he was running against a warmongering, pseudo liberal, crony capitalist pushing identity politics on the young, ignorant, foolish, and idealists.

>I'm a liberal because if I cause everyone equal suffering, I've made the world a better place

I throw them some spare change and drink my coffee.

>I'm a liberal because my favorite professional liar(actor) told me to be one.

I hate aligning with parties because it doesn't really say much about where they are ideologically. Unless they align completely with the party, but then their just stupid

you know it! Now pack it up boys, this thread is settled.

Using wiki as a source is just asking for your infographic to be dismissed.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I am a liberal because,
I'm great at projecting stereotypes upon people and putting them inside a fantasy box bc it makes me feel better.

I also enjoy being a hypocrite.

>censored the real answer and wrote his own bullshit
wew

>I'm only liberal because I want free shit
>I'm only liberal because I'm not white
>I'm only liberal because I want to destroy western civilization
>I'm only liberal because I think minorities should be able to break the law with impunity
>I'm only liberal because my college professors taught me to hate who I am and who raised me

Top right tbqh

WhyDemocratsLost.jpg

I'm Republican because I don't have my head up my ass, I live in reality, and every day I have to put up with the constant bullshit you degeneracy-pushing nigger lovers shove in my face

i voted republican because i didnt want another war in the middle east
funny, innit?

I am not a Republican, I am a Fascist.

But I'm white and a minority where I live....

>Chad only dates republicans

Chad doesn't date. He fuck you in the ass and then moves on. This picture is clearly fake news.

Honestly republicans are cancer. Trump and Ron Paul are the only republicans in recent memory that aren't 95% as bad as democrats.

original sauce?

Shitty edit, if you can make a better template please do.

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1. My mom is a Republican. My dad is a socialist, and indeed, I was a socialist for many years. I have never felt compelled to be what either of my parents are, and I'm further right and more libertarian than either of them now.

2. This is true. I really don't care for the idea that one must "put himself in another's shoes" before making a decision. Act in rational self interest. That's what I do, and I expect everyone else to do the same.

3. I'm not afraid to admit I make use of my skin color. Minorities do the same thing. Again, we're talking about rational self interest here. If you're not using and "abusing" every available advantage to get ahead of the other guy, you're doing it wrong.

4. I'm not gay, so I don't really care what Chad thinks. That said, women shrink up when they hear my political views. I'm not on the right to get laid. If I wanted to get laid, I'd dye my hair orange and fall in line at a college democrats meeting. Women love being told what they want to hear.

>I don't understand what its like to be a minority and I don't care
Literally me.

Based Assad.
Hope he brings peace and stability to the people of Syria. He (and Dima) will NOT be slaughtered like our illegal war in 2003.

Ok the last one is r9k.

That's a shitty edit.
Even a preschooler and paint.exe can do a better job.

im a democrat because "muh razizmez!"

where is the original non-cucked version?

My Dad is conservative, my mom is a delusional lefty (but I still love her)
I understand how certain minorities act and why they are looked down upon
I still have yet to see any difference in treatment in my life for the better if not more so for the worse because I'm white
>b-but the cops treat whites better!
How about you obey the law like me and never deal with cops

test

> I'm liberal because I'm too lazy to work
> I'm liberal because I was trained to hate the white race, but it's not really a race it's a mutant skin condition
>I'm liberal because it's the only way a chick can get BBD
>Virtue signaling is how my group of friends keeps score

I've heard that so many time about that if you're a Republican you must not be able to think for yourself and it's because your parents were. Why do liberals think this?

>How do you respond
By asking for the original. Can't even make a proper fake in photoshoop.

I'm a ______ because I think it will benefit me the most out of all the options.

Because they have fucking absolutely zero sense of self-awareness or irony

>Friend is super liberal
>He just got into some space game where you simulate running different planets, managing all the different alien races and shit
>He starts freaking the fuck out when Race A starts migrating to a planet with Race B and starts causing all kinds of problems because they refuse to assimilate or get along
>All of a sudden Race B is slaughtering off Race A by the thousands and there's nothing my friend can do
>Literally starts turning into Space Trump and barring people off, blocking off travel, and declaring war
>In the same breath he'll unironically say stupid shit like "just another day in Trump's America"

What game?

I like how your chart is immediately invalidated by the millions of blacks brought here from the country's foundation that it omits

America isn't Europe. America is an ideal, not a racial identity

If you want to live in a white country move to Russia

I think it's called Stellaris

Also I totally goofed, I got that one line backwards, Race A was fucking shit up

That sounds like Stellaris, simplified Crusader Kings/ Europa Universallis in space.

you forgot to remove the girl's MAGA hat

Is there an option where hicks getting rapidly surpassed in every conceivable way by different races trigger their anger, resentment, and entitelment

i know what happens to society when you are not a conservative, it took 2000 plus years of human nature and suffering to get where we are and learn why conservatism is good, I'm not going to let some virtue signaling faggots be the ones to let my guard down

go travel the fucking world and read history

these people don't deserve to be helped, they are on their own

Thanks a lot Sup Forums. Now I can't see the nation in yellow without shouting Jeb!

Is there an option where you can project your own virtue-signalling bullshit up your own ass?

there you go, sheeepl.

would marry those republican girls

>I'm Republican because That's what my parents are and I don't feel the need to question it
that's kinda the reverse of my life
>grow up in democrat family/suburb area
>figure democrat life is best
>first major crime in area is by blacks
>start actually learning about the whole world
>kikes will screw you over for a penny
>kikes will use anything slightly popular and to spread their beliefs
>niggers will attack you for no reason other than the color of your skin (racism to a T)
>talk to parents about basic things along those lines
>they look at me like I'm the one who is fucked up
unless you can prove that you are someone who can think critically, and accept data that is for and against your ideals/beliefs you deserve to be killed in an execution style

Gas yourself

I'm a Republican but I don't hate my whiteness. Apparently this makes me one.

>I'm a Democrat because mommy and daddy are upper-middle class, and I've never had to work for anything in life
>I'm a Democrat because I want to feel like a hero by fixing problems that I made up for minorities
>I'm a Democrat because it's not my fault that I majored in Liberal Arts and can't find a job
>I'm a Democrat because the only girl I could get was a hardcore feminist, and I'm too much of a pussy to stand up to her

Me on the top-right

>I'm a liberal because I listen to what people who claim to know the facts and never question their remarks because teachers are educated people and educated people are smart and If I do what the smart people say I feel more confident in myself since I don't use logic in making my own decisions.

Nope.

I'm not white

>I'm a Democrat with an eraser and a pen let me tell you what the truth is

suck these fat nuts, FAGGOT

who is Chad

M not republican but I voted trump for the lolz. Working out gloriously.
MAGA lolz

Those Africans were brought here as farm equipment, not immigrants.

This

>Reality has a liberal bias, that's why I erase things and replace them with my own opinion

My life was the reverse as well. Blasted with liberal propaganda from family and government/culture until I couldn't stomach the mounds of liberal hypocrisy anymore.

I'm not a republican, I'm a white nationalist.

lol @ you fueling domestic unrest/chaos by taking up the cause of a bunch of fat, disgusting meth-addicted hicks in flyover country who think minorities are the root cause of their problems

Trump plays you faggots like a fucking fiddle

That girl in the top left is fucking hot

I'm a Republican because

Must remove kebab/put the right back into RWDS

I'm sure you're right

>we shouldn't consider hypotheticals
Fucking kill yourself. You do realise society can't function unless people literally DO put themselves in others' shoes, right?

Your logic is shit tier solipsism.

I'm not a republican

I just don't really like blacks

....and the problem is what now?

Someone shop the political compass on it.

>Do not speak, for I will speak for you!

FOUND THE ORIGINAL

>I'm a Democrat because I feel like being accepting of other groups will justify me being a shitty person

>I'm a Democrat because I want to fit in with those around me and hate what I am.

>I'm a Democrat because I have no understanding of basic knowledge of the outside world and remain in my echo chamber

>I'm a Democrat because I feel like I'm taking the moral high ground by letting different groups of people hat me and my people and that makes me feel good

>I'm a Democrat because I don't know what it's like to work my ass of and have a third of my pay check go to Jamal and Pablo who don't have a modicum of respect for me or my country

>I'm a Democrat because I'm a naïve child who thinks socialism and communism leads to utopias and the whole world can get along.

>I'm a Democrat because I'm a whore, radical, degenerate, burnout, retard or queer and need someone to blame while also taking care of me

Why did this happen to our beautiful country?

The strength of the nation is within the individual. Could he be anymore right?

>I'm a Democrat because I feel like being accepting of other groups will justify me being a shitty person

This actually defined me to a T back when I was a democrat

Our jewish friends and very best allies share our empathy for each other and the notion that the state should work towards our interests! We should care for all of the world, except for white's! Fuck whitey!!!!

nah, actually women hate milquetoast beta liberals. any male who changes his political or philosophical views to appease women is a fool; women hate weakness, and they see bowing to them in almost any way as weakness. not only does it compromise your integrity, but the advantage you seek won't ever materialize.

IMO, even giving women the time of day if you are not trying in some way to romance them is a pointless exercise. seeking companionship, discussion or mental stimulation is pointless because women are overwhelmingly surface-level. the appearance of depth only, if even that.

heres a (((hint)))

I had a decent response but I hit esc on accident and it's gone so here's a simple version
>casually mention basic racial facts
>parents look at me with disgust
>casually mention basic facts of who own most media outlets
>parents look at me with disgust and ask for proof
>provide proof
>get quiet and look at me disappointingly
that's when I realized they were so far left it wasn't worth mentioning anymore, but hey at least i'm old enough to just walk away from a conversation I know I can't win even with a 1gb of cold hard facts
and I just realized my dad himself told me it's ok to have different beliefs views from your parents, I doubt he ever expected me to have different beliefs especially after my older brother basically aligns with him in almost every political sense (he felt the bern, I felt the lust for america to be a world wide powerhouse again), we haven't talked about the election since

Can anyone explain me my privileges as a white man? How to abuse it properly?

Exploit the working class like the disgusting land owner you are

This.

I have both male and female friends. Males are for when I feel like hanging out, women for when I want to grab a coffee or see a movie.

Nice