I am a Republican

I am a Republican because I believe ancient Bronze Age storybooks are a good guide to public policy in the 21st century
I am a Republican because I believe it was ok to illegally invade a sovereign nation for oil and murder 600,000 civilians
I am a Republican because I believe it's a crime to abort a couple of cells that haven't attained consciousness
I am a Republican because I believe it was ok to insult the office of the president every day from January 20, 2009 to January 19, 2017 with childish insults, name-calling, and lies
I am a Republican because I believe women's only purpose in life is being a mindless baby factory
I am a Republican because I believe the right to own a deadly weapon is more important than the right to have access to free health care
I am a Republican because I want to deny two consenting adults in love the right to marry and raise a child because both of them happen to have a penis
I am a Republican because I believe in giving US tax dollars to the apartheid state of Israel
I am a Republican because I believe it's ok for the INS to bust down doors and rip Mexican children out of their mother's arms
I am a Republican because I believe it's ok for police to beat up and jail an African-American teenager for possessing 2 ounces of marijuana
I am a Republican because I think a tax-dodging racist demagogue with fake hair is qualified to be president

I am a Republican because I'm a rural/suburban retard

wtf i hate republicans now

It works to demparty too, you are both shit and should be sentenced to GULAG

And still, you wonder why you lost.

Kill yourself faggot, you LOST. Deal with it for 8 years and stop bitching.

Nice projecting, fuckwit. Do you even know what republican means?

Do you know that the democratic party is pro-slavery?

Most people here wouldn't call themselves repubs. At this point in time it's just that we share common interests with them not a common ideaology.

>I am a Republican because I believe it's ok for police to beat up and jail an African-American teenager for possessing 2 ounces of marijuana

Anyone in possession of marijuana should be executed on the spot, the nigger got off easy

this desu senpai

Anyway, once someone is redpilled they can never go back to being a libtard.

You're a Democrat because you have nothing meaningful in life except fantasizing about Republicans and write posts at 3 AM on a Saturday night about us. Have fun jacking off to us as we grab your country by the pussy again.

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>tax dodging

Riddle me this.

If there is a toll bridge, and I go out of my way, across many more miles of road to another bridge without a toll, have I avoided taxation?

There's literally nothing wrong with about half of these, and the other half is just liberal misinterpretations, with a couple of buzzwords sprinkled on the end.
Keep acting like this. Trump has the second term in the bag already, thanks to you, and it's too late to stop it. Now, if you keep acting like this, there won't be a leftie in power for 20 years!

You're a Republican because both parties are the same thing when they're raping us and all the things you listed are petty squabbles to create distractions from the nonstop rape.

Imma Loobral cuz I is da SMART

>I am a Republican because I believe the right to own a deadly weapon is more important than the right to have access to free health care

I don't have a problem with rest, but this always piss me off... how, why, HOW! Where is the logic to combine this 2, first one you got to pay to get, second one you ask for free

rreeeeeeee

>8 more years of liberal tears

>I am a Republican because I believe in giving US tax dollars to the apartheid state of Israel
Are you anti-semitic nazi? Literally Hitler, check your privilege shitlord.

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>because I believe ancient Bronze Age storybooks are a good guide to public policy in the 21st century

You trying to talk about Rome? Yet think communism and Marxism works? What are you fucking retarded? Look at all the socialist countries. Shit even China may soon Get rid of communism. Also you really suck at shit posting. I would say just go cry at a starbucks and spend $10 on a chicken piss latte.

And they still wonder why Trump won.

Auzzies right. This shit is the main reason you lost. I am a young adult in Rural Wisconsin. While our factories were being shipped to China or Mexico. You Libshits tried to shove your identity political bullshit down our throats. You tried to brainwash our kids to capitulate to a globalist government. Also when we present to problems you just sit in your ivory towers in that fancy $2k comfortable chair and tell us our problem is our privilege. The truth is you are the privileged ones. You bitch and moan because nothing is free in this world and decide to convince freeloaders to vote for your agendas to keep "YOU" rich and us poor. So e decited with just one vote to say "we're done." And the funny thing is you did not learn a god damn thing.