Side effects that women have dealt with for decades!
"Let’s review some of the possible side effects of currently available birth-control options for women, shall we? Here’s just a sampling.
Minastrin 24 FE, a low-hormone birth control pill: Headaches, nausea, menstrual cramps, yeast infections, breast tenderness, acne, mood swings, and weight gain.
NuvaRing, a hormonal vaginal ring: Vaginal-tissue irritation, headaches, mood changes, nausea and vomiting, weight gain, breast pain, painful menstruation, abdominal pain, acne, and decreased libido."
Christopher Robinson
Mirena Intrauterine Device: pelvic or abdominal pain, ovarian cysts, headaches and migraines, acne, depressed mood, “heavy or prolonged menstrual bleeding.”
IUDs can also cause sepsis or perforate the uterus. This is very rare, but still:perforate theuterus.
Adam Sanchez
dont women ultimately decide to take the birth control?
Landon Thompson
This is fucking great.
My friend has a girlfriend that has always wanted to get pregnant, and he never did.
Recently the pill 'failed' but he found some extra pills thrown away in the garbage. It is quite clear she went off them temporarily to trap him into something deeper like marriage.
I am sick of not having the same level of reproductive control as females.
Blake Young
>i'm gonna cum in you, if you get pregnant it means you tricked me
gee, why don't you give me all your money, i will keep it safe?
Caleb Howard
Taking birth control is a choice. Women have never been forced to take it, and you should feel retarded for having this opinion.
Brandon Butler
The assumption is that he trusts someone he loves not to do something like that and so the pill is acceptable contraception for them. It is a form of betrayal and I would prefer to have control over that myself.
Aaron Bell
You sound like you attend regular classes at UC Berkley.
>I'm so glad I can finally be a little slut like slut girls now!
Cameron Torres
>tfw my mom did this to my dad and I was born
Brody Evans
Rule no1 in life: Don't trust anyone completely on things that matter really lot to you
He transferred the responsibility to the bitch simply because he wanted to fell nicer while fucking. Who's the idiot here?
Easton Collins
"Side effects that women have dealt with for decades!"
kek! it does not change our hormones, so sorry no side effects. unused sperm is always reabsorbed...
Xavier Hill
I can see you've never formed any deep connections with another human.
If your wife runs off with her new boyfriend and steals your car, is the lesson to make sure that you always lock your car up and never allow your wife to drive it?
Ryan Morgan
If you don't want a child why don't you just not have sex
Self control is a lost art
Landon Stewart
Abstinence No side-affects
Kevin Long
This sounds pretty awesome. When they get the side effects of male birth control down to the level where the test subjects no longer kill themselves, I'll be all over that shit.
Angel Stewart
I thought abortion was the best birth control according to women.
Logan Ross
>orgasm but no ejaculation Who would even want that? Not even a guy but I like a nice creampie or cumshot
Anthony Butler
You can use a condom, retard.
The "control" difference is that when you would lie you have the condom on and instead came in her, she'd probably get the baby and alimony the same as if she lied about being on the pill.
Also, I'm pretty sure lying about using contraception qualifies as rape by deception both ways. I imagine girls get away with this by saying they "forgot" to take a pill on schedule or that it sometimes just doesn't work, but if your friend found proof in the garbace, then maybe he has a chance to do something about it.
Aiden Garcia
>German sex ed
I realize that it's probably just the local imam reading lines out of the Koran, but what the fuck did you learn in anatomy class?
Adam Hill
You still shoot seminal fluid you complete retard. It's just the sperm that are missing from your cum. It's like vasectomy but with gel instead of cutting or stapling your vas deferens, easier to reverse if you decide to ruin your life by having kids.
John Sanders
Birth control for men? Now my boyfriend won't get pregnant So close to having a METAL ID
Anthony Turner
sounds ok to me, as long as it's prove safe. Seriously, what's the problem?
In regards to the retard OP, if you don't like hormonal birth control, don't use them. Use a condom/ Femidom. Women can choose to deal with the side effects or not- that's what equal treatment is, you get to make up your own mind.
Luke Thomas
>huur I may have all my ambitions and dreams thrown into the trash by the fact that my woman chose to have a kid and I did not >BUT AT LEAST THERE ARE MORE WHITE KIDS NOW! I swear, traditionalists are even bigger cucks and collectivists than libshits are.
1. This is not the only form of male contraception currently in development. In fact, it's easily the worst one of them.
2. No matter how smug feminists may act about it and it's side effects, truth is: it strips women from their biggest source of legal and social control over men. It actually makes us closer to the TRUE equality and even tradcucks should be happy about it because it will inevitably bring power back in man's hands because women simply won't be able to compete without being able to abuse reproductive tools granted to them by the nature.
Few of them that can actually compete will get the success they deserve, other ones will be forced to fall in line.
Austin Miller
>no ejaculation
>Semen is a white or grey liquid, emitted from the urethra (tube in the penis) on ejaculation. Usually, each millilitre of semen contains millions of spermatozoa (sperm), but the majority of the volume consists of secretions of the glands in the male reproductive organs.
This would just mean no sperm in seman
Isaac Reed
Fuck women. They deserve a bit of suffering for having it so easy in life.
Lucas Reed
How does it trap the sperm yet not slow or completely stop the orgasm? Sounds painful, also why the fuck would anyone do this when bitches are willfully taking birth control.
Lincoln Stewart
t. Scientist Fuck off science shill
Hudson Sanders
Troll women who want to get preggers
Jordan Ross
>injected into the lumen no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Jordan Green
I'm looking forward to Vasalgel. I'm going to make my sons get it when they're 15, and it should last them through college. Make them at least get into an early career before they get some broad pregnant.
Elijah Phillips
The real application of this is to give it to boys in high school when they get their shots.
>teen pregos solved
Jason White
Do not fuck around with your Vas deferens...Any complications will be extremely painful (4U). Stop being a degenerate.
Austin Green
why is this fucking faggot saying 'biosex male' and 'biosex female'?
Gavin Perez
What is a completely painless and harmless, as well as highly reliable thing called condom?
Jace Gomez
I've never once asked my wife to use the pill, that was her own decision. I was fine with pulling out but she wasn't because it's usually that last little bit at the end that makes her cum and when I pull out she doesn't get to full climax. Sometimes we used condoms before she went on the pill but not that often.
Logan Smith
>2017 >not raising a non-degenerate white family KEKOLD
Eli Peterson
Sperm don't enter your semen during orgasm but they travel to your seminal vesicle. You don't actually "empty your balls" during orgasm. Jesus, people... you probably don't even know girls don't pee from the same hole the penis goes in. Were you homeschooled by your christian inbred family?
Ian Thompson
>If your wife runs off with her new boyfriend and steals your car, is the lesson to make sure that you always lock your car up and never allow your wife to drive it? Yes.
Parker Price
has this affect your relationship with your dad or do you both hate your mom?
Angel Ortiz
Are you retarded? The great thing about Vasalgel is that it has zero side effects. It is a physical contraceptive.
Logan Lee
There is only one form of birth control that is 100% effective, and it's called anime.
Caleb Adams
This
Jose Moore
>I'm gonna cum in you with the understanding that you've taken your contraceptive option and that if you did, in fact, wants kids with me that you'd respect me/my opinion/my rights/whatever and discuss it with me first, so that we may come to a mutual agreement, both for our own best interests, and the best interests of a possible child
Oliver Fisher
The lesson is to hook up with her new boyfriend and steal your own car
Joshua Foster
I actually have been keeping up for this for a while.
I plan on getting it done. I don't wear condoms and I'm older and have more money than when I was a kid, so the odds of a woman baby trapping my ass are much higher. Fuck that.
Juan Edwards
Have fun explaining to people how your sons aren't gay but still got HIV.
Jose Jackson
Best place to trap your sperms is a girl (male)'s anus "3
Leo Parker
The lesson is report it stolen.
William Reyes
This
Connor Cook
>Trying to get me angry about this when I'll never ever find a use for it Nice try
Camden Baker
The lesson is Ur gay
Alexander Flores
Inject it into your friends when their passed out
Oh wait
You need to have friends for this to work
Benjamin Bennett
I think it's good that men can now be certain whether or not they're able to get someone pregnant.
Also, women should get off the pill. It can kill them, it fucks with their ability to select a mate they can stand in the long run, and it spoils the water supply.
Also nothing sexier than a creampie, if it's with the added bonus of no pregnancy risk, that's just all good.
Luis Hall
Except those symptoms are significantly more prevalent and severe. You left out that part, you retard.
William Baker
Watch, as the Juvenile Leaf becomes enraged at the realization that a burger thought of something he didn't.
Justin Jenkins
You have to watch out for developing a sperm immunity. Constant sperm absorbtion can cause your immune system to get used to absorbing your sperm, then you reverse a vasectomy (or anything similar) and you're still shooting blanks or almost-blanks with shitty weak sperm.
Anthony Brooks
t. Autistic screeching
Jackson Reed
Lol, if you can't handle the side effects, you just don't take it. This is great news for men.
Jordan Lopez
You're embarrassing yourself.
Justin Gray
>Minastrin 24 FE, a low-hormone birth control pill: Headaches, nausea, menstrual cramps, yeast infections, breast tenderness, acne, mood swings, and weight gain. >NuvaRing, a hormonal vaginal ring: Vaginal-tissue irritation, headaches, mood changes, nausea and vomiting, weight gain, breast pain, painful menstruation, abdominal pain, acne, and decreased libido
How is any of these side effects different from normal women shit?
Zachary Morgan
Awwww, it's so adorable!
Oliver Kelly
sure but what about putting your sperm in spermbank first?
Jace Collins
Your prostate makes most of your juice. IIRC this was taught in 9th class, but our education is a clusterfuck anyway.
Ryan Gutierrez
>sure but what about putting your sperm in spermbank first? That has been an option for decades combined with vasectomy and it never became popular enough.
Nolan Peterson
Thank you senpai
Sebastian Diaz
It makes it all worse, at least if the pill you're taking isn't the right one. Some girls are really fine with one for years and don't notice anything as far as side effects go, others have a constant complaint.
Angel Wright
Will the vasalgel research ever be finished? It's taking forever.
Christopher Hall
Roasties on overwatch
Charles Adams
Nope nope nope.
If you're really that concerned about knocking her up just remember - up the bum, no babies.
Grayson Rogers
You could always, you know, NOT FUCK, YOU CUM DRENCHED WHORE.
Liam Jenkins
Ahaha MEN DONT EVEN BRING CONDOMS! Now we can lie about having a sperm suppressant (Lets face it, only women have birth so no birth control for men) i pump and dump all the time (no singles thouh, thats how u get stds)
Ryan Sanchez
This. The thought of that made my balls retract into my body to hide.
Aiden Barnes
Also blocking male ejaculation would have fucked me up as a kid. Cummingis great
Evan Reyes
>yeast infections >acne >mood swings >weight gain
So, in other words, it controls birth by making their pussy stink, making them insufferably bitchy, and physically hideous?
I'm ok with this.
Josiah Collins
They're progressing to larger and larger animals. They haven't started human trials yet, though.
Xavier Lopez
This is fucking stupid, there are already male birth control pills/chemicals, etc. being researched or tested now, almost none of which require invasive shit to be done to your vas deferens. I ain't letting anybody touch anything close to that, I'll just take pills, even with more side effects, I'm not risking my fucking vas.
Ryan Evans
>the sperm ends up being re-absorbed in the body That's satanic as hell, I used to do "mystic" semen retention techniques and grew bitch tits within 3 days. Semen was ment to be expelled by a male. not consumed or re-absorbed, otherwise they will turn into a tranny. This should not be forced on anyone,besides it will backfire once people become infertile or gay from this procedure... unless that was (((their))) plan all along. They will castrate whites but leave niggers and browns untouched.
Austin Howard
>have to use a SYRINGE to inject some fluid into your balls
Thanks jews, ill pass
Oh and i love this term "biosex"
Nathan Green
Dude really?
Sperm is produced in the balls and then travells to the seminal vesicle, where it's mixed with seminal fluid, from it it's transfered further to prostate for storage and from where it will ejected during orgasm.
If you block sperm from entering seminal vesicle it's the same like vasectomy, only no snippity snip so less invasive.
You still shoot ejaculate like before, only there is no sperm in it.
This is elementary school biology
Brayden Morris
don't have sex. problem solved
Robert Thompson
Actually the fucking meme that "girls have been dealing with this for decades ohmagawd. Like girl power am i right?". Was proven to be a pile of fresh elephant shit.
The side effects of this drug were way more extreme than anything experienced on the pill. It was suspected of causing major hormonal shifts which led to massive swings in mood and general mental health. A few of the guys fucking killed themselves while on it.
Kind of disgusting that some femtard websites were reporting such a blatant fucking lie and basically calling the men who killed themselves a bunch of sissy wimps who aren't as tough as us girls.
Noah Campbell
No fucking way. Elaborate this shit.
Owen Russell
It sounds like it pretty much turns them into a British woman minus the accent.
Ryder White
Maybe women's groups shouldn't pressure the FDA into allowing barely functional drugs into the market.
Luke Thompson
upupupupup
Andrew Martin
>why is this fucking faggot saying 'biosex male' and 'biosex female'? To allow gender to be a social construct and avoiding hurting transgender fee fees. Your biosex is cannot be changed because it's biological not social. The mental gymnastics cucks go through for the mentally ill is astounding. Wait until the trannies get pissed again demand to have their biosex to be changed.
Christopher Ross
Neat
After doing it raw I can't condom sex anymore. Condom sex is inferior to wanking.
Nolan Foster
just fucking sleep with your cellphone on your balls, while making automated phonecalls so your balls get fried no more babies, and now you can cum up in that bitch every fucking day
Hunter Martinez
I'd fucking love this, cumming inside someone is a great feeling but I always worry they haven't taken the pill like they said they have
Grayson Ramirez
it isn't.
Wyatt Morris
This will be interesting. On a side note I will mention my experience with birth control >first starting my relationship with my girlfriend >use condoms when I fuck her in the beginning because I don't know where she been and we don't want any bastards at the time >we discuss all the different methods of birth control because even though we are teenagers we aren't stupid teenagers >she starts the pill >no condoms because she hates them >pill has adverse effects on her >stops using the pill >condoms even though she complains >we try all kinds of different birth controls >one that looks like a suppository but forms a spermicidal plug on the cervix >sponge >diaphram >she decides to change her dosage >works for a while >starts getting the shot >fucks with her again >try the low dose patch >that thing gets dirty as fuck and looks terrible plus she is breaking out >try another different dosage of bc >we have been careful and had no kids to this day and have tried many different avenues of birth control >both adults now >still together after almost ten years >our friends who had children watched their lives turn to shit for a while >should have worn a rubber or taken a pill I might try this after more research. God help me if it turns out that shit hardens to a rock in your cock and there is no way to remove it.
Ryan Parker
>chopping your dick off at birth >now injecting it to clog the pipes
what will the americans think of next+
David Nelson
should practice abstinence and wait to be married. sex outside marriage is degenerate and a sin. nfp methods are 99% with no side effects. women who complain about bc because they are lazy sluts.
Thomas Morales
Reminder that if you haven't had sex without a condom you are still technically a virgin (unless you're a woman). Reminder that if you wear a condom you are being cucked by the latex Jew. Reminder that if you wear a condom you are a beta male and the next pack of condoms you buy will likely last you a lifetime. Reminder that cumming inside a girl is the best feeling available to anyone. Reminder that if you can't pay for at least half of an abortion (just in case) you are a wagelet and should kill yourself. Reminder that only beta males get STDs (from sleeping with slut beta females). Prove me wrong faggots.
Carson Barnes
Jokes on them, I don't have sex at all!
Asher Murphy
>truth is: it strips women from their biggest source of legal and social control over men This x 1000 They won't be able to trap people by fucking with condoms or not taking the pill, which evens up the field a lot. Also imagine if you're secretly on this stuff and your gf gets pregnant. I can see a lot of hilarity ensuing, when this form of male contraception starts hitting mass adoption.
Hunter Jones
never been in a relationship huh? men pressure women into taking it
Jose Walker
>I am sick of not having the same level of reproductive control as females. Keep your dick in your pants, you dumb fuck.
Luis Rivera
Desu the pill never should been have invented in the first place. It enabled women to slut around and escape their role as wives/mothers. They're meant to be pregnant constantly.
Lucas Martin
agreed, it also enabled men to fuck around in their youth as much as their libido let them instead of being the money making repairing machine they are meant to be an hour a man is not making money is an hour wasted