I just spent WAY too much time gathering the 23 best burns from Goring at the Nuremberg trials
Goring has a shit lawyer, it's a complete show trial, and he still lays down some of the best comebacks and burns of all time.
He swore an oath of loyalty, and the Holocaust was Himmler's gig, so he rightly isn't gonna take this "moral superiority" bullshit from a coalition that includes motherfuckin' Russians
Post related stuff, or questions about the context (because I just read the whole damn trial), or really just thank me for my autism
starting with the most infamous, a burn so sick they had to take a recess - so that burgers could calm back down
That right there is how you know it didnt happen the way history says it did. A fucking 6 gorillion joke before the joke even existed.
Robert Watson
>ö
Take this you fucking Anglos.
While all the others cucked at the 'trails', Göring was out there still fighting the good fight.
Liam Clark
anyone know why kikepedia keeps claiming goering wanted to seize power and betray the fuhrer?
Parker Gonzalez
>Take this you fucking Anglos
Come bite my thumb
Jack Rivera
back.
A reminder these are each country's top tier lawyers. Goring was a career soldier who hated lawyers, his only experience was that Hitler told him "oh yeah you also are a prosecutor now bro" during the war
#8
Xavier Morales
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Anthony Hernandez
>he rightly isn't gonna take this "moral superiority" bullshit from a coalition that includes motherfuckin' Russians kill yourself, you are sponge full of stupid kike propaganda. set yourself on fire
Colton Brooks
I didn't make a cap of that part of the trial but they discuss it. Goring says Hitler died thinking he was a traitor due to a radio error.
I think Hitler got a little too paranoid in those last hours, and Goring is so loyal he blames "radio error" to cover for him. Himmler actually was a traitor though.
#9 >WRONG!
Goring was on Morphine all the time from 1933 onward after he used it for an injury and got hooked
Michael Long
>implying "Russian" communists aren't some of the OG kike propagandists
You subhuman vodkaniggers got played hard.
Camden Lewis
Why did they kill Rohm?
Easton King
Read
>Gilbert, Gustave M. - Nürnberger Tagebuch
if you want to learn more about Göring. It's written by the psychologist assigned to the defendants.
Russia was a *little* different in 1945, no hard feelings meant bruv
You had every right to kill nazis, its the other mass murders that make a moral high ground argument for stalin laughable
Here's a little one, #10 Super Trumpy, such a good "fuck you still even though you won"
Brandon Nelson
Because he was a degenerate faggot with traitorous ideas. He openly called for the SA to supplant the Heer as the primary military force in Germany, so he was a retard too.
Matthew Thompson
why was himmler a traitor?
Owen Rivera
Good thread OP
Easton Hall
excellent shite. Source?
Benjamin Myers
Literally
>#NotAnArgument
Aaron Peterson
Ye he gave him a 138 IQ.
One of the funnier parts of the trial is that Goring is clearly painfully honest most of the time, but when it comes to the art theft? "Wasnt for me, I was holding it for a Fuhrer. Whoa, i didnt even think it had value. What art?"
this shit may be worse than treason: >A colonel close to Halder noted in his diary that "Amid tears, Halder had said for weeks that he had a pistol in his pocket every time he went to Emil [cover name for Hitler] in order to possibly gun him down."
Some of that brutal honesty in this, #11
Isaiah Cruz
>if you are gonna bring up every word... Holy shit, the madman.
Easton Allen
It's an argument against admission of guilt, but he doesn't actually care here - he's being difficult
He opened peace talks with Britain (and failed) without Hitler's consent. It was like the final week, but still.
This one is humorous, p good innuendo term #12 (?)
Carter Howard
I need more banter, not only from Goering but from other historical figures.
Kayden Foster
Great thread OP keep posting
Lucas Bell
Goering said "We will go down in history either as the world's greatest statesmen or its worst villains."
he was right
Juan Cook
Because he did
Zachary Rodriguez
Ask a polish person how Stalin acted morally like a saint in 1939
Cameron Watson
#13 my personal favorite, le gem
Ya, gonna run out at #23 or so, we need other bants if anyone has
You can just greentext, im on my phone so oddly, cropping screenshots is simpler than juggling clipboard entries
Nathaniel Clark
"If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now? " - Goering
"I have to laugh when the English claim they are such a wonderful nation. Everyone knows that Englishmen are really Germanics, that the English kings were Germanic, and that in Russia the emperors were either of Germanic origin or received their education in Germany." Goering
Attached is an example of him getting all sweaty when he has to talk about his art thievery
Connor Walker
It's true though, most statesmen's ancestors are from the central european region, including your founding fathers, including all anglos
Robert Walker
Why? It's just art? So doesn't care about the Kikes, but when art gets stolen, he get scared all of a sudden?
Ethan Reyes
Perhapsberg
He really hated brits, #14
Asher Ward
We are superior race.
t. Volga German
Oliver Gonzalez
Please tell me how Roman Emperors were Germanics, please
Isaiah Wood
Roman Emperors allowed multiracial society. That's not what Germanics do
Zachary Hall
Imagine you're on a bunch of morphine all the time and you bully the fuck out of some jews, but then you're arrested for killing 6 gorillion of them
Bad trip
Stealing art is dirty and low, favoring your own race was like early 20th century 101
#15, Britcuck acts all haughty, gets told no one cares
Justin Adams
Rome was a settlement from a Germanic tribe who traveled to Southern Europe about 4000 years ago.
What? You actually believed Romans crossed the Mediterranean from North Africa to Europe and are niggers? Get a fucking load of this guy
William Gomez
None of these "trials" are valid nor a single word of them is valid, they are disgusting and anyone mentioning them is an enemy to all Fascists in the world.
Dylan Roberts
No they were some local European tribes. But when it comes to niggers, they just allowed them to come in, when they conquered Africa
Joshua Smith
Did Rome not originate from Etruscans?
Jackson Brooks
now that's about as retarded as WE WUZ KANGZ even if what you say is true, if they left germany thousands of years before building the roman empire, calling the roman empire "germanic" is nonsense. If you tolerate this kind of logic, do not be surprised when people claim WE WUZ PYRAMIDS
Justin Rodriguez
>Yfw Odoacer was literally Kangz from Germania
Henry Rodriguez
>Etruscans Germanics who travelled to the Southern Europe about ~5000 years ago.
Charles Butler
They did Claiming WE WUZ PYRAMINDS is a bad analogy as out of Africa theory is bullshit
Isaac Cruz
dude, people don't really change race in merely 5000 years of natural evolution. They are Germanic tribe one of the many it's a fact
Parker Clark
I never can why we can't just sterilize all non-Germanics. Really useless people
Isaiah Collins
#16 first of the russia ones. They sent a general to play lawyer, and Goring just fucks with him, to the point the court has to recommend they move on several times
This is what twitter does to people
Read thread or gtfo, faggot
Thomas Mitchell
Source?
Jayden Sanchez
They were Trojans, or is that just legend?
Jackson Hill
Romans were not Germanics, they were of same Aryan stock as Germanics but not the Aryan branch of Germanic.
Dylan Martin
You're posting nonsense that not even a single word has any evidence of being valid.
Nathan Perry
the trials took place user
Ayden Carter
Etruscan scultuptures show obvious germanic feautures
The indo aryans spread from Northern India and Pakistan towards Central Europe and from Central Europe they spread towards the North and the South during a total period of about 100 000 years
Robert White
Yes, and they are all invalid, if the Axis took all the allies leaders for trial would you accept a single word of it?
Christian Sullivan
source?
Jordan Nelson
>tell him to post source >doesn't post any source >tries to find any leads that there's a link between germany and etruscans >can't find any wew lad
Hunter Rodriguez
They were not Germanics and saw Germanics as barbarians.
Justin Jackson
You're basing this on the assumption that the race of germans-who-left-for-southern-europe remained pure AND the race of germans-who-stayed-in-germany remained pure. Not only that, but you also assume that these germans descended from nobody else (otherwise I could use the same argument you use to tell you they're not actually germans but something else, whether it's coon or french or roman or greek or whatever)
The pure race may have not evolved much in 5000 years but it's also very unlikely they didn't fuck the locals in southern europe. After such a large amount of time separated from their original land, there's no way they would still be homogeneous with the germanics who stayed in germany. They had german blood, no doubt, but calling them german is nonsense, and germanics also have the blood of many other races.
Asher Wilson
Many different tribes comprised the Roman identity. I'd say that it was equal parts greek, and etruscan to start, and some smaller nearby tribes/families that came about. Rome had a central location that made it favorable for trade; so it would be assumed its influences came from all directions.
Ryan Cooper
i dont think hes trying to say their rulings are true, just showing how goering is a boss
Adam Davis
They were a germanic tribe who's ancestors settled into rome 1000/2000 years before them, ofc they outgrew their germanic counterparts up north due to a better climate and once their culture reached such heights the old germanics melted with the new germanics and resulted into the classical period and finally the modern world
Gabriel Cruz
etruscan language was not germanic either.
Adrian Murphy
#17 a discussion of how many commies must die for each German slain
Hitler wanted the bodies ten feet higher
Ok, I know i posted a literal nazi thread but the nazis would call you all faggots for being so autistic about HBD on repeat
Post bants
This thread is *literally* for celebrating the one man who made a mockery of them and tried to expose that the trials were a joke rather than kiss ass for leniency
We *know*, you are on Sup Forums jfc
Evan Williams
Romans and all Europeans belong to an Aryan branch of ancestry this Aryan branch led to various European races, the gauls, the Germanics, the Italics etc..
The original Aryans were not Germanics.
Anthony Mitchell
Look look an assblasted Bolshi
Gavin Bailey
>the nazis Get the fuck out filth.
Julian Ortiz
what was that etruscan sculpture then? sure doesnt look like modern italians
Aaron Powell
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Henry Reed
Thanks OP this is good stuff. What's the source?
Colton Perry
You're mom lmao
Henry Lewis
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Nicholas Perry
And here, just to piss you off, pic explains why the tribunal is totally legit
Dylan Harris
Reverse image search doens't lead to any concrete sources, only shitty pinterests and stuff. Also, it doesn't look like a Germanic either.
