My best friends have suddenly become vocal socialists (partially thanks to Bernie's popularity...

My best friends have suddenly become vocal socialists (partially thanks to Bernie's popularity.) I've told them repeatedly I completely disagree with their views and arguments, but they still try to convert me. Any counter-argument I present is disregarded. I live with these guys so I can't just cut them out. What's the best ant-socialist trolling I can use to shut them up?

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Tell them socialism and by effect, communism has killed more people than LITERALLY HITLER.

This usually triggers the fuck out of them.

move out and tell them the means of production are publicly owned

Then visit all hours of the day and use their kitchen

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This

The body count is pretty agregious

What's the difference between slavery and stolen labor?

Taxation on earnings is the theft of labor by definition.

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There is no wonder pills like that, and there are hundreds of people who are much smarter than you who wrote books with arguments pro and contra and were convinced in their correctness. If they are your friends, just debate them honestly and with an open mind.

Quit your job and start eating their food

Get the Gulag Archipelago on audiobook, play out loud.

Come to France to see the effects of socialism.

Venezuela is probably cheaper.

russia n china killing 200mil in 20th cent

good start

"That was State Capitalism!"

It's ok that you don't want to contribute to help your neighbor or fellow man, you don't have to contribute in an attempt to make every bodies lives better, it just makes you a prick that's all

Eat their food, snoke their pot, drink their alcohol, and when they complain tell them you thought they were in favor of helping the less fortunate so you decided that these things are now socialized.

Keep taking half their shit and say "well I'm entitled to it".

Pay 50% of your rent then sperg out when they question it

When they make their food and it's in their ate, put your hand in it and take a fist full and rub it into your face. After all they should share the fruits of their labour.

If they try do the same to you, tell them to go fuck themselves you're a free market capitalist, then pistol whip them.

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Listen to this entire audiobook, it demolishes socialism.

Just ask them how they would feel if Trump had that much power over the economy.

Ask them how Yugoslavia is doing.

Did you know? Ayn Rand is a hypocrite kike who leeched off on welfare in her later days.
And libertarianism is even more stupid and naive than socialism / communism

Murder

They have to get in the helicopter.

This, so much this.
Communism all of a sudden becomes a lot less attractive when they realize it means they have to share too.

She paid into the system. Why should she use it?

She doesn't have to like the system to use it.

What should she have done? Refused to use the services she had paid for by taxation because she doesn't like the system? Very autistic.

She would've died if the system had not been there, very hypocritical.

Why is a man inheriting land from his father, something wrong but all people are somehow entitled to a certain percentage of the fucking planet just because they were born?

They actually believe this.

How come according to Marx human nature doesn't exist and at the same time human nature is communist?

How come according to Marx history is driven by the changes of modes of production and the what men are and what men believe is fully determined by society, but at the same time men have the power to change the world?

How come according to Marx is alienation a real thing somehow inherent in human nature that doesn't exist and why should it be taken seriously? Why do people have in their nature this inherent need to see themselves in the products of their own labor, according to Marx?

How could you make anything more complex than a shoe without alienation? Does a chinaman making RAM chips see himself in those same RAM chips? If not, how could we ever manage to create a computer without alienation?

>"What should she have done, had principles?"