BEND THAT FUCKIN KNEE CALIFAGGOTS

...

Other urls found in this thread:

archive.is/w7acR
thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/trump-suddenly-recognized-president-california-liberal-state-begs-help/
mercatus.org/statefiscalrankings/california
youtube.com/watch?v=YQZX0ams8dc
sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/sdut-welfare-capital-of-the-us-2012jul28-htmlstory.html
mercurynews.com/2016/09/14/while-debt-soars-to-17-billion-university-of-california-considers-new-policy-on-borrowing/
breitbart.com/california/2016/12/03/stanford-report-california-public-pension-debt-19-964-4-billion/
youtube.com/watch?v=nVviquVcmFU
fox40.com/2017/02/10/governor-jerry-brown-asks-president-for-storm-help/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

b-b-but muh red state socialism

What attacks?

archive.is/w7acR

Rain storm.

I love to see an uppity bitch humbled.

Many such cases!

checked

i posted the archive here:

I would lose my shit if Trump only provides the money if California outlaws all sanctuary cities.

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/trump-suddenly-recognized-president-california-liberal-state-begs-help/

Text is a little misleading - attacks made by California against Trump, not attacks by individuals in the state of California.

It's saying that after California has spent every day since the Inauguration calling Trump Hitler, now they're suddenly begging for help.

Make them beg for help, then make Calexit a reality whether they like it or not.

Then watch them burn.

Source?

Hey OP! Be sure to include a link the next time that you post on my board, you stupid newfag. , Had to do your job for you.

fuck california, let that state burn for all I care. Fuck those faggots liberals that live there, fuck the homosexuals and pozzed faggots of all kinds that destroy the youths in San Francisco. Fuck all the illegal thugs, niggers and disgusting criminals. Fuck all the jews that produce the porn and the brainwashing propaganda in Hollywood. Fuck all the Jews that live there. Fuck all the white liberals that live there. Fuck all the Tech companies that are bigger than governments. Fuck all those fucking faggots.

FUCK california. Fucking die, every single one of you faggots.
Drink your own feces you fucking hippies.

Thank you.

I'm so happy. California predicted it's first budget surplus this year, looks like that washed away. Fuck their smug assess with Mexican cock.

Checked

>claim pretensions, delusional bullshit for months due to election result
>"lol the drought is over, we're fine now fuk u redneckz lol"
>remain a literal seditious 5th column for months at almost every social level
>rain happens
>"g-guys pls halp"

How will they recover?

Doesn't seem to be showing up on google.

>ANGERY LEAF

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER I ALREADY ARCHIVED IT YOU CUMGUZZLING PAJAMA BOY RACEMIXING KIKE

LERN2READ THE GODDAMN THREAD

>california stops contributing to the Jewish puppet state known as Murrica
>terrorist no longer interested in attacking Cali

Hah, classic liberals. Want to pick and choose what laws apply to them but still expect the full protection of government.

Deductibility of state income taxes incentivezes waste, fraud and abuse.

As if the largest state in the union should be treated like Puerto Rico.

Kek

I'm curious as to whether this will temper the political speechifying at the Grammy Awards.

You can keep your Oranges Jose.

kek

I only just realized that Trump mentioned natural disasters in Louisiana and Mississippi in his weekly address this week

> no mention of CA

LOL. They'll fall into line soon enough

what.

YES my leafson let the rage flow thru you. let it burn as hot as a fire from 10000000 suns and consume every nigger, faggot, kike, muzzie. shitskin, gook, liberal traitor and whore

your anger is beautiful

Russia whats your end game?

Trump is going to hem & haw over it.

I swear to god, I'll blow my load right now if tells Moonbeam Brown "no" in a press release or on O'Reilly Factor like a huge fucking douche.

Then Moonbeam meets with Trump personally in a private meeting. They agree to provide funds, and Moonbeam starts suspiciously vetoing bill after bill that has to do with illegals & guns.

Puerto Rico is more economically stable.
mercatus.org/statefiscalrankings/california
Your California GDP may-may is used by people that don't understand economics. It operates in continual debt, regardless of how much money flows through the state, it's this in the nation for welfare.

California has a 500 billion dollar debt they continually claim doesn't exist.

At the current rate California is making money, it'll take 100+ years until they pay off the current debt.

BEHOLD; THE SONG FOR CALIFORNIA

youtube.com/watch?v=YQZX0ams8dc

It's third in the nation for welfare*
My bad. sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/sdut-welfare-capital-of-the-us-2012jul28-htmlstory.html

HE ALREADY HAS SIGNED THE MOST DRACONIAN GUN BILLS. AND THAT FAGGOT GAVIN NEWSOM, WILL BE GOVERNOR FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS.... JUST KILL US ALL!!!

I was more taken back by the "as if" pretension. How can you expect sympathy after months of seditious rhetoric (and alleged planning, and debt denial, the entire fucking time)?

I don't want them to suffer any way, but fuck, it's more delusional and embarrassing than the Texas secessionist bullshit years ago, after Obama won. Just disgraceful.

FUCK YOU, OH PEE, WE WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION AND KICK YOU ASS!!!

Ah, another knockoff chinese brand canadian shitposter.

>leaf angered by a state full of landscapers

heh

A bunch of unenforceable garbage that not even cops give a fuck about. If they get 0.5% compliance they'll be lucky.

>As if the largest state in the union should be treated like Puerto Rico.
Alaska is okay.

Witnessed.

You're preaching to the choir, user. Even their universities operate billions in the red. mercurynews.com/2016/09/14/while-debt-soars-to-17-billion-university-of-california-considers-new-policy-on-borrowing/

They have an unsustainable economy financed by continuous debt spending, that the rest of the nation must float. The Federal government keeps loaning them $ because the state can't afford it's own unemployment insurance. They payout almost $1000 billion a year in state pensions. breitbart.com/california/2016/12/03/stanford-report-california-public-pension-debt-19-964-4-billion/

>As if the largest state in the union should be treated like Puerto Rico.
They will be. Everyone knows California deserves it.

Get fucked commiefornia. Let it burn.

But California isn't even the second largest state.

Trump should make his dog shit and have Jerry The Cuck Brown eat it or he doesn't get one red cent from the rest of us.

Also, what happened to all that talk of "our economy is so strong that we can secede from the rest of the country cuz Trump's not our president!"? Where's that talk now, you rainbow flag worshiping pieces of shit?

This is why I want Calexit to win.

It'll force the high tech industry to finally pack up their shit and move to Colorado, Texas, Nevada, Oregon, etc. Calexit would end all federal contracts. The high tech industry would die in California over night.

Even if California never actually leaves the union, that sort of instability can't be ignored.

commiefagia isn't half the state Puerto Rico is, and those niggers aren't even a state.

too much citric acid and sugar anyways, horrible for your teeth.

Fifth largest economy in the world, can't afford to clean up after a rain storm.

Calexit's looking better every day.

oh noes its a canadianshoah.....

seriously, i think this poster maybe molymeme. cali is where milo got fucked up last and stefan lost his shit

pic related

I believe he meant largest state economy by "largest state" guise.

Cali fag here, drumpf better fucking watch out and just give us the funding, unless he wants to start the first war of eastern aggression. Cali armed forces would fuck the rest of the united states!

God I miss those threads. I love pointing out to California idiots (one of the most expensive, and worst performing schools) that they continually operate in the red. All they can say is GDP, GDP, GDP!
Fudge packers don't understand that's a pointless number, when you spend more than you make.

California is 500 billion in debt and has an annual surplus of around 20 million. California cannot afford a single bad day.

>Instead of deporting illegals and freeing up around 22 billion in direct welfare spending (ignoring residual spending to facilitate illegals), they've decided to beg for money.

...

Totally reminds me of how a teenage girl will disrespect her father or say she hates him until she's in danger or needs help, and suddenly he's "daddy".

Most of the Navy, USMC, and Airforce that's in California are transplants from other states.

Very little of the armed forces stationed in California are from California. They think California should get fucked.

>not even cops give a fuck about
you don't understand. the cops are owned and ran by cucks in california.
at least socal.

cali fag here, I would betray seditious crypto-communist traitors like you in favor of the united states in the case of a war

Maybe in LA.

These nigs down in San Diego don't give a fuck. You'd be hard pressed to go to a shooting range during any time of the day that didn't have some sort of "illegal feature" attached to a scary AR.

I don't trust him enough to give him that.

This, the military purposely positions troops out of their homes for this very reason.

I fucking hate california so god damn much.

it's always the same argument, too. the GDP. A stat that tracks spent welfare dollars...

Meaning California turns slaves loose with printed money to irreversibly poison supply and demand in our country.

who do you think makes up most of the liberals?
Cucks and feminist

Secession attempts would never work because everyone in CA govt know that they'd be outright fucked

>UoC
>251,700
>Combined 165,000 academic and administrative staff

Fucking HOW? How can there be this many people employed? I can see why your tuition fees are so high though, you have to pay for 2/3 of someones wage every year.

Russia whats your end game?

I wonder why Putin is funding you

You probs get paid in child sex

Also really makes me think

>Cali armed forces

Even on this Board of Satire and Peace, you do realize that California's only armed forces are your Nasty Girls? Those real military bases belong to Uncle Sam. If you think some National Guard faggots with shovels and 300 year old M16A1s are going to stand up to the Feds, think again.

As a conservative Californian who's a AF veteran, ex-LEO, registered republican, and trump supporter, I agree.

This state needs a very very very HARD lesson.

These people here don't deserve an ounce of pity, and they need to answer for their transgressions while acknowledge their own stupidity.

I'm willing to go down with the ship if it means taking all these liberals down with me.

Hi.

I'm from California and you all can suck my dick.

Bitches.


Hahahahaha

Hollywood undead? Jesus you're a faggot

Leave Commiefornia to us.

Of course, it would be vetoed if it ever passed. But the instability it would create could be catastrophic for the state.

The rest of us have thirty round magazines.
You have five shot, fixed magazines.

A war with Mexico would last longer. The recruits at 29 palms would murder your whole state in hours, unless they used ospreys.
They'd die in weeks as the water stopped flowing from the Hoover dam, or Glenn canyon. Their ports would dry up as shipping went north. The whole idea is a cartman "I'm taking my toys and going home". California needs the U.S. more than the U.S. needs California.

chessed

thats exactly what this is. spoiled rotten brats with too much munney and undeserved hubris acting like damn fools

the thing is that if you look at trumps kids they don't look/act like he's the kind of guy/dad to put up with that shit.

haaaahaha eliminate it. i never knew they could deduct that shit. all they are doing is taking money from the federal government for their own local corruption rings.

God I hope he just lets California twist in the wind for a while

Probably a bunch of satellite campuses and heavily unionized jobs preventing even the guys whose only purpose is to hand a marker to the teacher from being fired.

>CA militia
>guns are illegal
>A bunch of unarmed unemployed treehugging hippies and beaners vs the United States military

I'd pay to watch this

post yfw we became the jew

We will be sure to do just that when your house gets washed away by a mudslide. And I dont mean illegal immigrants.

>Leave Commiefornia to us.


You have gay feelings for them?

Texas, you're so repressed.

Yeah, I know there's loads of sites (UCLA and UC San Diego the only 2 that immediately come to mind), but still, it's fucking extortionate.

checkd

san diego cops are based confirmed
youtube.com/watch?v=nVviquVcmFU

Wtf i hate jobs growth now

The only reason NY isnt totally bankrupt is that many businesses rely on being based in NYC, like media and finance.

>California pays the most into the union than any other state
>California needs some of the money back after disaster
>Nope.jpg

Y'all suck.

>California needs the U.S. more than the U.S. needs California.
Absolutely. This is painfully obvious to anyone that actually pays taxes in California (we the chumps).

However, California has a monopoly on certain industries. The minute they relocate is the very moment California loses it's only source of local funding.

The UC system would be gutted of it's only selling point. It would lose the only notable source of revenue in the state. They would lose trillions of dollars of GDP and taxes.

The entire health industry would be forced to follow suit since the tech industry and health industry are co-dependent now.

Taking the tech industry from California would destroy the state for generations. All that would be left is a bunch of illegals & welfare recipients.

Use this if trying to spread info to normies

fox40.com/2017/02/10/governor-jerry-brown-asks-president-for-storm-help/

There can only be one state that used to be a country. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>other news: new airborne HIV kills over 60,000 people in China in last 24 hours. North Korea destroys asteroid heading to earth

So this is the power of true news?

What if HAARP is real and Trump is using it to fuck with CA?

Except that isn't true. California has a 500 billion dollar debt they haven't tended to. California has been hemorrhaging money for years. California is capable of inflating their money spent locally per the ratio of dollars sent to the fed because California covers copious amounts of expenses the Fed refuses to, such as Medicaid and Welfare for illegals.

>CA wants help
Get fucked leftist scum.
Sink into the sea then burn in hell

Go forth then brave comrade

Is this shit real? Can someone give me a quick rundown of these two images?

I visited San Fransisco in 2014, it actually smelled like piss.

It rained again this week with another storm coming up.

I forget the name, but It's the second biggest reservoir is overflowing while the biggest one is at 96% capacity. Not to mention that other $100 million drainage ramp is falling apart.

>when your house gets washed away by a mudslide


Never gonna happen, yankie carpet bagger. My house is on granite. SOLID GRANITE, BITCHES.


hahahahahah

Yanky go home

i literally believe this
all the hills are green with grass
i've never seen this before
plus the middle east is being attacked with freak snowstorms and lightning and fires