>My second name is David >I have been circumcised, which isn't prevalent outside of religious circles here, without medical need for it >My mother's family had a large branch in East Prussia and eastern Poland that suspiciously vanished or emigrated to the US and neutral Europe around WW2 >My nose profile is basically pic related >For at least three generations 90% of my maternal male relatives have either been lawyers or doctors
Have my parents been hiding my real past from me all these years? Is there any way I can be certain of this without asking them directly?
If yes how can I best profit of this situation
Kevin Turner
50% chance of gypogenes 100% oy vey
Evan Thompson
23andMe can tell you.
Owen Scott
>If yes how can I best profit of this situation
found the jew
Levi Lopez
>an actual mountain jew
Nathaniel Stewart
You are obviously jewish. Accept your fate and go back to the holy land or remove yourself
Ethan Richardson
My middle name is David also
And my first name starts with G... the letter G is the same shape as that fig.1 nose. And my nose is that shape
Fuck swissbro maybe i am jew too
Xavier Young
>If yes how can I best profit of this situation
You're definitely 100% jewish OP.
Isaac Anderson
>Suspects he's a Jew. >Immediately seeks profit.
Cameron Smith
>how can I best profit of this situation You're jew, no doubt about it pal. Also, thanks for burying the "jews are smart" meme once and for all.
Lincoln Barnes
Genetic test from ancestry or 23andme will tell. The problem is it costs $100 and now the Jews have my dna.
David Sanders
Nah. I'm circumcised. Chinese/German. I wondered if that German side of me was Jewish, turns out it's straight up Germanic, now Jewness, just my Chinese side are doctors, bought the circumcision meme in the 1970s.
Leo Diaz
>If yes how can I best profit from this situation?
You are Jewish.
Brayden Richardson
>tfw living on studentbux >constant urge to buy this test
Jacob Collins
I'd like to get it too but I don't want (((them))) to have my DNA.
Hudson Wood
do have dreams about counting shekels?
Dylan Ross
Lol just turn up to a large corporation, explain that you are a Jew and they will let you into the secret lizard-kike nazi agenda in the hollow earth, it's lit down there they've got some crazy strains of kush my favourite is Goldstein green.
Wyatt Davis
I might also be Jewish. My grandmother is from Navahrudak(Belarus) and while claiming to be Polish has a different accent and her family mysteriously vanished, she has curly hair and hook nose which my brother inherited, I have reddish beard, only one in the family with that. Both me and my brother have high IQ and I have autism and psychosis. Am I a Jew?
Justin Campbell
My Dad has a huge nose which I inherited, and he's a banker, and we're circumcized, but I swear we are german C A T H O L I C C C
Alexander Clark
>be me >first name David >circumcised >curly hair >called a Jew by friends due to my fugal spending. >more successful than the rest of my friends and family weather or not im actually a jew... im a jew
Gabriel Smith
Great. Go pick up a Holocaust check.
Chase Phillips
I was walking around a fancy mall by the airport and saw colored people working at a jewelry store It was my understanding that only Jews work at jewelry stores
Lucas Ramirez
ITT: we find out half of Sup Forums is actually jews
Jaxon Rivera
who else /aryan jew/ here?
Christian Bell
Alternatively it might be his Swiss genes.
Caleb Stewart
All Trump supporters are rural and suburban nuclear codes, city pippl voted for seriously cant launch