/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WE CAN FIX IT TOGETHER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>Be me. Just a normal day, like any other.
>I meet my father on the couch, and ask how his day has been.
>Notice he is watching CNN.
>Wearing a Hillary shirt.
>Hillary appears on TV, giving one of her speeches.
>"Son, Hillary is going to make this country great. Just like Obama before her." He says to me.
>That's the day I lost my father to the white walkers.
>I became a bastard that day

GAH

I would like to order an awoo

DAMN!

I WANT KELLYANNE TO SIT ON MY FACE!

Make America Drill Oil Again

I've seen this exact post with that exact flag before.

Shills are among us.

AWOOOOOOOOOMENT

ÄWWWOOOOOO

MSM is dying right before our eyes.

Guys some weird asian prostitute-looking drug addict just said fuck trump on the grammys

Can he ever recover?

Yum!

Anyone want to take over baking?

I am heading out in any case.

Who is this and how triggered are (((they)))?

Who is she and is she prepared to be ostracized by the left for leaving the plantation?

COLONIZED

I bet they will ask her to cover her dress.

White walkers is a good nick name for white people who blindly sell their race out and obey the left like zombies

Did they force her to cover her Trump dress

this is going to piss of libs, please tell me she is a lesbian too.

who dat

trips require priority mail

Post yfw when you remember this actually happened.

They can't keep up with his high energy!

>Yo DHS, let's kick 'em!
>ICE ICE BABY
>ICE ICE BABY
>Alright STOP
>Immigration and listen
>Trump is back with his brand new position
>Someone grabs a hold of them tightly
>Then deportations daily and nightly
>Will it ever stop?
>Yo, I hope no
>Just build the wall and they'll go
>Can't have a Rome if you let in a Vandal
>What is a Reichstag without a candle?
>Never Come Down from the speakers that boom
>They have a new cloud shaped like a mushroom
>Deadly shockwaves the heart of melody
>Anyone less than the best is a felony!
>Love it or leave it if you want to stay
>God help you if Pence knows you are gay
>We had a bad problem and Trump solved it
>Liberalism? Sup Forums will dissolve it
>ICE ICE BABY
>ICE ICE BABY

fuck your bread, it's burnt to shit and what little bead isn't burnt is somehow under cooked.

>ay ay, Señor user, the ICE agents are after me, please do something, I'll do eveything you want

wat do?

Can some ausfailian explain the "TURN ON ABC NOW!" meme?

Here's my latest prototype. Still drawing. Suggestions welcome.

This is Paps. JAXX's daddy. He's a Trump supporter sick of his foolish sons shennanigans.

Say something nice about him!

Why must they shill?

Too sophisticated to support drumpf poopoo peepee baby crybaby boogerface ASSHOLE REEEEEEEE KILL TRUMP ASSASINATE HIM NUCLEAR WAR WITH RUSSIA NOW!!

TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT

too old

Martial law in Chicago when?

Looks kinda like a tranny desu but it's hard to tell with black women

...

Keep going user, I like yours a lot too!

based niggress
those hollywood fags are so pissed kek

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> I have to share this with everyone... I ran into a friend I haven't seen in a very long time earlier today.......we made some small talk, and then she said to me, "How do you like what's going on with that SOB Trump...I said, "What do you mean"! She said, "Don't you watch the news"? I knew then there was going to be a problem...I said, "Of course I do". She said, "well then you know". I said "yes". she said, "and"?, I said, " and what", I thought here it comes,... I was right!!!! I couldn't help myself but I started laughing...she said, "what's so funny"? I then really started to laughing. I couldn't help myself.. I just got into a laughing fit!!!..She said, "oh no, you're not one that drank the orange cool aid, are ya"? I couldn't stop laughing because she had this maniacal look in her eyes which made me laugh harder. By then, she said, that she was sorry that she ran into me because I ruined her day and walked away shaking her head....and by then , I was hysterically laughing...I left the store and bought nothing...lol... Oh Well, another friend I lost.

Would it even be that difficult to make anime "real"? The only issues would be ethical and whether or you could get trapped into this virtual reality. With as far as technology has advanced, it doesn't seem like it would be hard to download our consciousness into a computerized world.

They are basically the same. Many of them have been manipulated to act this way, others just follow blindly. None of them bother to do their research.

Yes, relying on emotions is part of human nature. It is what makes us human. When you rely on emotions WITHOUT facts is when it becomes dangerous. You have to have the facts. Without facts, you're just someone's puppet.

i would brother but itd be my first time baking, im not sure if im ready

I just found a Canadian penny in South Carolina.

Why do the leafs infect my state?

Why aren't you uniting the German people under one flag?

We will come not as conquers but instead liberators

LAW AND ORDER MUST BE RESTORED

Chicago is just fine!

t. SNL

Dumpf btfo!

I pity what he has to work with.

that would be even better actually.

What is going on here? This is like the forcing of dat boi memes.

>tfw no loyal irl wolfgirl gf

why even continue

It's Cucked News Network, again.

>Fuck her brains out
>Call ICE while she's sleeping

>Paying Melania and Trump millions of dollars a week to guard NYC and provide a subsidy

When do you guys become such handout based idiots. You've become the left.

They know the American-Canadian War is on the horizon. That's why they send the Snow Birds.

what do you think of this ptg?

>what's going on here
I'm bored.

I say give them 6 months. If nothing changes, the fed comes.

I'm sure this was entirely spontaneous, and these people weren't paid or bussed in.

What do they honestly think they will achieve by doing this? I don't get it.

And what exactly are they 'resisting'? All Trump is doing is enforcing laws already on the books.

Cute!

I actually would like Sean Spicer to act more like this character.

Think about it. If they portray Sean Spicer as some guy who calls the media childish names and yells all the time, then if he actually did do those things then what could people possibly say about it? How could they mock it further?

If I was Sean I would act EXACTLY like the portrayal of him just to stick it to them.

I AM NOT BAKING

SOMEONE ELSE MUST TAKE OVER

That sounds like too high temperature for a short period. Sorry.

It is really easy. Copy and paste the contents of the link into the comment field:

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Then add the post number. Copy and paste the title into the title space and change what edition it is according to what picture you use. You sure you don't want to?

There a pastebin in the OP for the OP.
Just take it slow and easy, all Awoos experience pain their first time.

Remember when President Trump had a band play "This is our fight song" at his inaugural ball?

youtube.com/watch?v=zTzMRB9vfU0

The average life expectancy for an American female is 81 years.

Ruth Ginsburg is 83 years old.

The average life expectancy for an American male is 77 years.

Stephen Breyer is 78 years old.

What do they have in common?

Both are Democrats.

No matter what Trump does or doesn't accomplish as president, there is a very strong chance that he'll get multiple SCOTUS picks. His influence will be felt for a long time.

remember when we had shills?
im beginning to miss them.
did they get valentines weekend off or something???

Hott

>yfw tsunami

go and resist those federal help to your shit state

It surprisingly looks nice. It's hard to make a political statement fashionable, but she definitely achieved it.

I did, but then I remember how much they threw a fit over it and laughed harder.

>1000 californians

how is this man supposed to be commander in chief when he dodged the draft? what a spineless coward

attention whore desu

"and all were deported at the same time."

THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE
>THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE
>THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE
>THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE
>THIS IS WHAT A POLICE STATE LOOKS LIKE

I will never get over his smugness.

ill give it a try but promise you'll be gentle

Let California secede.

Cool fake story shill

joy villa

How ironic that is. Sweden got cucked so heavily that we cannot escape this now.

both jews, makes you think

God speed sir.

do you really think so?

>112347157
That's exactly what a shill would say
>1 post by this ID

Digits confirm

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that was next level shitposting kek definitely the hardest I've laughed in years

>implying they won't pull out all the stops keeping them alive, even turning them into cyborgs

Libs are getting triggered on twitter as you would expect.

we're reaching virtue signalling levels that shouldn't even be possible

lol

Let's see where this ends. Also yours is cute.

may i save this Awoo, user? I offer you this one in trade.

Name of Joy Villa