Always wanted to be part of a happening, never though it would actually happen. If I die in the flood...

Always wanted to be part of a happening, never though it would actually happen. If I die in the flood, I want you fags to know it was an honor shitposting with you.

buttecounty.net/sheriffcoroner/Home.aspx

fox40.com/2017/02/12/evacuations-ordered-for-parts-of-oroville-due-to-hazardous-situation-developing-at-emergency-spillway/

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Godspeed my shitposting brother

Where's Ken-sama when you need him?

they're sending us to the next town over, but if the dam fails, then a giant wall of water is going to hit most of the north valley.

>then a giant wall of water is going to hit most of the north valley
That'd be a big wave. RIP in peace my Californian brother.

t. 707

Don't die lad

Now's the time to go and get your free shit brother.
Come on over to Cameron Park Dennys and I'll buy you a beer

stay safe OP

also

keep us posted

LIVE STREAM WHERE?

show me some geology

...

Get in a boat

Isn't this the good part of CA? The part we don't want flooded away?

F

/Turlock/ here, am I screwed bros?

LOL CALI FAGS BTFO

periscope please.

the fucking damn could fail

this is a huge happening

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1929/web
kcra.com/nowcast
livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

Watching the middle one myself with the helicopter view.

the silver dollar fair ground isn't exactly exciting.

shit. My girlfriend live in Turlock.

I'm a relative to founder of Turlock.

you should be fine. Yuba county and parts of low lying Butte county might be destroyed and the Sacramento river might overflow its sides, but you should be fine.

>but if the dam fails, then a giant wall of water is going to hit most of the north valley.
Expected to happen within 60min

>the silver dollar fair ground isn't exactly exciting

ok.

try the most bouyant ride.

I hope it fails. I just dont hope you die or any of your property. Godspeed friend and may kek be with you.

there aren't any rides here, just a lot of angry people aimlessly wondering around and hoping they can go home soon.

I should be safe, but if the dam fails, then my house is gone.

Shit, you have insurance?

more areas being evacuated now

Kek is angry with California

Somebody should start tweets that Tyrone and his crew are planning to float boats in after the flood and loot.

Hopefully no federal funds are used to bail out the Commiefornicators. They want to leave the union they can choose either spending their money on welfare or vital infrastructure.

ALSO CHECK THE CAPTCHA! LOL

>WE'RE GOING TO SECEDE!
>beaten by rain
Trump always wins.

I live in Oroville, I live on a hill as high as the lake though so I'm safe, I'm going to see water very soon though.

Godspeed.

Godspeed user... I wish this would've happened in a libshit city instead of a small mountain-town.

there are like 12 black people in Oroville, no one would believe that.

NorCal doesn't want to leave the US, we want to leave California.

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Get out of there, brother.

For the past week they've been telling everybody that everything was gonna be fine, and then on Friday they canceled school, but they kept saying that everything was okay. Now there is bumper to bumper traffic as people flee the city in panic. All this shit could have been avoided.

Sucks for you Cali dudes, but I've been getting some awesome runs up at Tahoe.

holy fuck, we're finally falling into the ocean

LET US DROWN, BROTHER, THIS STATE HAS NO STYLE, NO GRACE

(check them)

Turlock as well fellow user. Your safe. Rest at ease

Looks like water could stop flowing from the emergency spillway in a couple of hours, but they may need to patch some exposed areas. This happening is gonna continue towards Monday.

it probably going to continue for several days after that. Even if they can get the water level below the emergency spillway, we are about to get hit by another storm.

Yeah, they just showed that it's gonna rain for most of this week. Hopefully they can patch that hole in time.

Is there a live video feed to watch the culturally marxist leftist commiefornia faggots get drowned by christ?

just get out of the way dumbass

or in the likely case you are a shill, get in the way. please.

Shitpoast right into the darkness of the sea. Even in death let your keks be far and wide. Death by ocean - the ultimate redpill. F

NO!
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

We're safe bruh.

Unless you live right on the river you wouldn't even notice.

What part of oro do you live in bro

blumfv btfo again, I see.

Goodnight sweet prince

>cultural marxist leftists
that's a funny way to say poor conservative white people that voted for Trump
I did, a while ago.

Thermalito

I knew we were deporting Mexicans but I didn't think we would deport them using mother nature.

Hahahahahaha oh fuck