>I had a sex dream about Trump Well duh, all women want alphas.
Justin Diaz
sheeeiiiiiiit
Blake Young
Drumpf is an illiterate faggot. His grammar is atrocious. He uses ghost writers. He often can't form coherent sentences. His thoughts often run together, run over one another, or never finish. He is a compulsive liar and a narcissist. He can't let slide any perceived slight against him.
He must always surround himself with his family and closest cronies because he is insecure. His personal relationship with his wife is obviously clinically fucked beyond all that has anything to do with love and respect. At best, he is a shallow person and a shallow thinker. At worst it could be an indication of many serious mental disorders.
I really think he has a mental health disorder. His father died of Alzheimer's Disease in his early 80s. I wouldn't be shocked if Trump is in the early stages of dementia. He does not have coherent speech. He cannot frame a compound sentence. His entire speeches are a collection of soundbites, tweets, tantrums and memes
Blake White
>5 posts early
Nicholas Morgan
>he tipped me 2.50 Sad!
Christopher Davis
>donald trump sex dreams this is one of the best things I've seen in a while.
Liam Ross
>ywn lovingly caress and kiss Harambe
Ryan Scott
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Connor Collins
Asking again. Anything happen today?
Oliver Ward
i haven't seen deported mexicans here
Zachary Smith
I am ok with this
Lincoln Wilson
the amount of women wet over obama has always been far higher
Joshua Sullivan
Why does Micheal Flynn look like your average australian shitposter?
Jose Anderson
t. Ahmed
Christopher Adams
maga
William Sullivan
But in all seriousness, we can't let this man have the nuclear codes
Christian Thompson
Have ___ with _________ and make many _____.
Ayden Jackson
they're being deported to heaven
Ryan Martinez
They hate him so much they dream of hate sex with him.
Jayden Gomez
Hey /ptg/ what podcasts do you guys listen to? I do long drives as a living and I usually listen to gavin mcinnes and dick masterson. I wanna listen to more people who supports trump and be at least somewhat entertaining.
Justin Nelson
What is Trump secret to get bitches so wet?
Sebastian Sanchez
I think it was only 2 posts early. Pretty good.
Nothing much at all, really. Abe is going home.
Ian Thompson
DEFEND THIS
Gavin Long
why does no one suspect Manafort of being the "real" president?
Luis Phillips
Yeah but he's still a billionaire and the President and you're just a faggot tube of toothpaste so maybe you should be taking notes
Ryder Wright
Leslie Jones played Trump on an SNL skit last night. Now, Trump can''t criticize her like he did Baldwin or he'll also get banned from Twitter. Pretty sneaky, Jews.
Jose Fisher
One user asked me about gun laws in Sweden.
You have to have a license in order to own a gun in Sweden. Before you can apply to the police for the license, you must be eighteen years old and “in good standing.” I assume that good standing means passing a police background check. You must also have been a member of a police approved shooting club for at least six months or passed a hunting exam. (Most guns in Sweden are used for hunting which is very popular in the country. The hunting exam only allows the ownership of rifles.)
Feels good to be winning again after the minor blip with the court judgment.
Can't wait for all the happenings this week!
Logan Morris
I heard the Grammy's are starting. What kind of shitshow can we expect tonight from someone getting on their soapbox to speak out against our president?
Ethan Davis
good
Daniel Powell
You call this bread?
this is fucking disgusting you have yet again proven to be a worthless sorry excuse for a baker.
I shall spit this nasty bread right in your face.
Caleb Smith
Very good video on how the jews are controlling our thoughts en mass
Jace Carter
Notmy problem
Gavin Williams
Two birds with one stone.
John Diaz
movement
Kevin James
I usually listen to music. I'm looking into audiobooks to learn something on my drives.
Carter Young
I'm salt mining on kikebook and twtter over the MAGA dress. Will post in a little bit.
Evan Johnson
>TELEMUNDO BASHING TRUMP RIGHT NOWW
>DRUMPF BTFOOO
Charles Bell
I know some people are desperate, but does gorilla fetish exist? Is that a thing? Because I have a feeling people who find her sexy probably masturbate to gorilla porn.
Joshua Turner
A black chick wore a Trump dress to the Grammy's. Democrats are going to lynch her.
Christian Jackson
He's some newfag from T_D
Joshua Ortiz
Figured.
>banning the president >banning the man who's tweets stop news cycles and have their own breaking news graphic He would just move to another platform and everyone would follow him.
Jackson Fisher
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Nolan Ortiz
Hi! I'm finally back after so long. What did I miss out on? are you having a /comfy/ night?
>people care about SNL anymore Their spice sketch last night was so cruel even the libs I know didn't like it. They've jumped the shark and they've just realized it.
Caleb Bennett
>Self-deportation
Holy shit he actually called it
Lucas Carter
wonder if her sales will go up
Dominic Baker
So I guess my question is then when is Trump gonna helicopter ride all dems and c.ucksevatives so he can lower taxes?
Jason Price
What is this? Is this suppressed desires, or a collective liberal-thing I am not familiar with? It must be, they always want to fuck everything (up, too)
>did not bring me to completion ? What does it mean?
Ethan Reyes
They'll do that once they run out of other people in the administration to claim are the real power behind the scenes. I'm waiting for the Rinsed Penis is the real president! moment. That will create some fun memes for a day.
Matthew Brooks
Trump is our president!
Christian Ross
Why IS the thread so full of newfags tonight? Anything happen I should be aware of?
Joseph White
Reince is the leaker
Josiah Murphy
didn't make her orgasm
Nathan Bell
You just started the next shadow president narrative
Cool I'll check the show out I used to do music as well but podcasts keeps me thinking when I'm looking at the empty road. Audiobooks I will try though.
Julian Perez
Have you seen the man?
Caleb Powell
I wonder how many of them are on meds for their mental illnesses and have psychiatrists.
Chase Jenkins
>skinnies come to MN >skinnies are self deporting to Canada >muh cold Fucking niggers it's cold here too. Now you choose to bitch?
Josiah Young
Pic?
Daniel Morgan
This is fucking horrifying. >Nose >curly hair
This is a Jew isn't it?
Noah Walker
>You must also have been a member of a police approved shooting club for at least six months
So you just shoot other people's guns while in this club or do you have a temp license that's only effective if you're shooting with someone that has a license kind of deal?
Nathan Morales
#NotMyPresident
Jacob Nelson
but why user, i put all of my love and high energy into this bread
Samuel Sanchez
Why are people saying this?
Landon Bell
You have missed nothing its just been a comfy day.
Juan Harris
It's a muslim in the Netherlands. Don't reply to him. Geert will deport him.
Jeremiah Scott
A leaky rinsed penis? Sounds like a real problem.
Thomas Martinez
Could you post this image sans hat if you have it?
Cooper Myers
They had Jewwy Jewenstein play her lover.
Gavin Moore
What is up my south American regular Japan man is going back to nippon after playing best friend golf and Trump locked the sleazy media in the basement with trash bags over the windows for 8 hours
Liam Jones
I used to listen to psychology podcasts, but I can't stand hearing "um" every few words.
Blake Sanchez
For every liberal woman dumb enough to admit it you know there have to be 10 that can only get off thinking of Trump.
Oliver Bell
is google fucking around with adblock? have to disable it to watch anything on youtube that has an ad at the start
Lucas Cox
Alex Jones hinted at it, so it must be true
Adam Long
Thought you died, fake texas, nothing happening tonight, but some shit with best Korea last night. And Miller's interviews this morning.
Anthony Lopez
>tfw our president shitposts even better than we do I'm disappointed I don't have anywhere near as much as talent as him
Logan Taylor
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Jaxon Mitchell
Trump opened my eyes to how bad illegal immigration fucks America over
1.Welfare benefits 2. Don't pay taxes 3. Take low skill jobs from decent Americans 4. Drive down wages in turn 5. Wire their money back to Mexico not contributing to US economy. 6. Pop out a lot of kids that fill up schools=more teachers/interpreters they don't pay for. 7.Use all of our infrastructure w/o paying a dime. 8. Bring no skills/not sending their best. Drugs/gangs/rapists
Anything I'm forgetting?
Austin Martin
hi texas, glad youre back. deportation squads across the country and saber rattling from best korea is about it.
Asher Nguyen
What makes it even more entertaining is that within 38 hours of that narrative starting every left leaning political cartoonist uploaded a cartoon of said narrative. So you can archive exactly what shadow presidents we've had
Juan Gray
Every night is comfy when you share it with /ptg/ with Trump as your president.
Lincoln Collins
>TELEMUNDO BASHING TRUMP In other news water is wet, the sky is blue, and you have to go back
Ethan Cruz
Are the Hoteps and their Kweenz on our side?
Gabriel Gray
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Brandon Cooper
If Reince was the leaker, we'd have more accurate leaks.
Tyler Jenkins
When is something going to happen? I need to win some more. I'm getting hooked.
