Brit/pol/ - Shpies At The Top Edition

>Antifa admit attacking UKIP activists in Stoke
breitbart.com/london/2017/02/12/exclusive-video-anti-racists-admit-attacking-ukip-activists-stoke-election-campaigning/

>Hitchens on Sunday: The BBC isn't trying to revive Civilisation - it's destroying it
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/peter-hitchens-the-bbc-isnt-trying-to-revive-civilisation-its-destroying-it.html

>BLACKED and GLOBALED! Tory MPs demand that 52 mostly nonwhite countries have immigration rules relaxed to "send an important message" that Brexit wasn't about lowering immigration
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/11/commonwealth-citizens-should-have-uk-visas-fast-tracked-brexit/

>Paul Nuttall has had to flee his home in Stoke over threats to his safety
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/10/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-denies-lying-about-being-at-hillsborough-disaster

>What happens when the Tories are completely certain they'll win?
spectator.co.uk/2017/02/what-happens-when-the-tories-are-certain-theyll-win-well-find-out/

>Labour's Article 50 rebels to receive formal written warning. No, really
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38856992

>/ourguy/ Milkman plans on helping UKIP in Stoke by stealing as many Labour voters as possible
ibtimes.co.uk/tim-farron-will-lead-last-ditch-lib-dem-drive-stoke-win-over-pro-eu-labour-voters-1605826

>Stirgeon on Brexit: "Does anyone even read these headlines? Fucking philistines"
pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/politics/holyrood/1165648/sturgeon-says-nobody-should-be-surprised-if-the-tories-sell-out-scottish-fishermen-on-brexit/

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

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Dare I entertain the thought that there's someone who spends more time here, but he just doesn't use a trip?

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First for Are Nuttal winning stoke

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oops wrong pic

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>Wanted to come first
>Came third

I'd like to thank the United Kingdom for sending their best.

Fuck this fat warmongering bastard cunt

Karen

On the topic of the SHPIES:

If approached by MI5 or GCHQ, and asked to be an infiltrator sending people down dead end roads, such as Woes, would you do it? For a fair amount of money that is.

It's fucking late, what are you faggots doing up?

Why stress yourself trying to change the already inevitable course of society when you could be enjoying a hedonistic life style instead?

God is dead

Morals are pointless

The worlds already on fire

Why not bask in its warmth?

Ulster stands with trump

Unlikely lad, UKIP are kill. The surprise victim of 2016.

user.. he was just trying to save polish people

Sleeping is boring desu

>tfw you will emigrate one day

COCOA

Put your trip back on we need as accurate a post history as possible for when we look over you in social studies

>tfw already did

proud to be Northern Irish for once

>tfw I am English diaspora
Feels fucking excellent.

Are you an American citizen lad, or are you still an Englishman.

I used to think this perspective was 'edgh' but honestly it's the best thing to do.

What are you on about
Northern Ireland is less shit in nearly every way than England

What's happening with the election btw
Think the DUP will do shit ?
I want to keep them in because they at least stand for social conservative principals

Edgy*

Do you really think a hedonistic lifestyle leads to genuine happiness or fulfilment ?

Their vote share will go down (3-5%), but not by much. They're going to get hammered hard in East Belfast.

And the most pointless post in history award goes to you

Haven't they gone down the shitpan in recent years? Thought TUV were /theirguys/

I mean, my family's English. A bit Scottish, too.
I'm American, born and raised.
Honestly, though, if, say, America ever went to war with Britain, I'd likely defect.

>do you think the pursuit of happiness leads to happiness

Yes

>I am English
classic

youtu.be/7gTjXLviB54

Well maybe not entirely hedonistic but certainly a selfish life and fuck morals n shieet

They have gone down the shit pan, but politics is here is really tribal. The last major political shift in NI was when Unionists threw Trimble under the bus. People know in their hearts the DUP are scum, but they can't bear the thought of a Sinn Fein first minister. They will be returned with a reduced share of the vote, but will still top the poll.

Genetically, yes, I am. And, culturally, too, since American culture is just a subset of British culture.

>American culture is just a subset of British culture.
Oh you've done it now.

which state do you live in?

You know rightly that isn't what it means
And if you didn't know that
I suggest you give it a wee Google

I think, for myself anyway, hard work and self denial helps me feel good on a different level
Same with helping others

Fuck off Yank, nobody cares about your desperate pleas for acceptance.

Do the powers that be recognize that they are losing support rapidly? Is this a last ditch effort to flood the country with non whites to dissolve the native population's voting power?

>Walk through my lovely North Western neighborhood
>See discarded piles of Lucozade bottles and Styrofoam packaging
>Walk through clouds of cigarette smoke and the occasional e-cigarette, fruit vapor cloud
>Exquisite
>Look at the marvelous, well fed, wrinkled faces of our glorious nation
>Pop down to the local mosque to have a chat with our lovely Imam
>Shed a tear for the millions killed by the Empire
>Return home to watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens with my girlfriend and her new friend Jamal
>We both then take turns to compliment Jamal's new rap Mp3
>We both then apologize for the slave trade
>Wave them both goodbye and head to bed

You may call me what you will, but I have never been more proud to be British.

Is it not? We are an English-speaking colony.

Ah right lad, what state do you live (if you don't mind me asking.

Stop being an asshole.

Indiana.
It's not my fault my family moved here.

>yanks

>armpits

Churchill was kike loving fat fuck

Why all the hate for Americans? I suppose you Britcucks haven't accepted that the US is a much better country yet.

You have to treat them like that
So they don't feel welcome here
It's the way it has to be mate

>It's another "Yank acts like he's still British and swears allegiance to Britain without realising this is the EXACT problem with immigrants" episode

It's pretty shit though

What was his fucking problem?

If your primary concern is your own pleasure, how is that not pursuit of happiness?

You can interpret that as having a six way gay orgy while Rome is burning if you want, but it may be someone playing with his train set rather than going to church.

In a world devoid of morals and any feasible mechanism for change, its pointless having any other primary focus.

Don't worry, you'll accept the truth sooner or later.

> Anglo colonial is the same as Pakis.

Immigration should be restricted to ONLY people like him.

>Has literally millions of violent niggers
>Massive amounts of consumerist, vapid idiots
>Loud
>Passive aggressive
>Birth place of most populist liberal movements
>Colleges are all liberal training camps
>Destroyed the Middle East and thus Europe

Just one of the many reasons why Americans are toxic. Even when I study in the library they are the loudest.

Good luck when the dollar collapses you yank bastards

But I'm not from those shitholes.
Fuck off, tripfag. And how's that the issue with immigrants, at all? Isn't loving the nation you go to good? Do you mean the issue with immigrants to the US? I mean, I still love the US, but I also love the country my line actually comes from. Should I not? Should I hate the country that helped birth modern western civilization?

Is pre-determinism correct lads?

Stirnerism detected

This QT was alright tbqh, wish I'd been in the live thread.

That list could describe the UK as well, except replace the million with thousands.

A love of war and the immense amount of money being funnelled to him by (((The Focus))) in exchange for his services

REEEEE CARPET BEETLES

What's a carpet beetle?

I've met three yanks in my city. One was a genuinely insane African-American girl in my comp (she was nice though), the second was a Mormon missionary, and the third was a girl in my college who I didn't really know.

Not the best impression.

No because you won't find British people to be as loud and as passive aggressive during day to day activities. It's far easier to know your place here as we refrain from being overbearing; everyone is far more accustomed to being far quieter.

That being said, I utterly despise this country too. There is little to brag about with either - I suppose the yanks have a lot to boast about with their gun rights however.

Those cute little bugs you see in your carpet

google.co.uk/search?q=carpet beetle&safe=off&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi2lIHQiYzSAhUpCsAKHSR-AkEQ_AUICCgB&biw=1525&bih=734

>British people to be as loud
M8 are you aware of our reputation as tourists?

What the fuck. I've never seen or heard of those before

How did the mormon missionary not give a good impression? They're very nice people.

Brits are the loudest and most unpleasant tourists to be around. We are loud and arrogant, but for some reason people like you think we are superior to the Americans -- we are simply not.

America is simply a better nation, and in the event of a war, I would most likely side with them t b h

It's your fault that you're pandering for acceptance from Brits when you're a yank >British people aren't passive aggressive

I see your flag, but I doubt you've ever been to Britain in your life.

Yeah he was nice but I dislike all Bible bashers

Yeah but wherever we visit we owned once apon of time so we can do what we want.

I know you mentioned day to day activities, a lot of us are loud during them too. So you can stop criticising the US for it.

>Yeah he was nice but I dislike all Bible bashers
One day you'll grow up.
Oh wait, stupid olf lefties exist, maybe you won't.
Don't worry, growing up isn't for everyone.

But that is something you don't usually see here, and is more often associated with young, lower class scum on their degenerate modern holidays.

There are many places in the US where you would have a far better life than in the UK.

I do not put either ahead, but America is long past the expiration date of a country to admire.

>le millennial acting cocky over the Empire

Pathetic tbqh

alright paki's it's time for beddy byes. Go get some sleep.

It's the larva that lay underneath your floorboards that crawl around your house and eat your carpet at night that are the worse. It's coming into spring so all the bugs are mating and making babies.

You probably have some near pet food or under your bed. Mine are usually found in the crevices of the stairs where the doggos sit and their fur collects

I don't have the time or money to go, though I'd like to.
What am I supposed to do? Be happy in the niggerfilled shithole, just because I like the president? This poor mimicry of the greatest European nation, that is so quick to retaliate against anyone who acknowledges that it's just another colony?

no i'm watching alexa bliss

The EU is going to literally kill your economy over night once it passes its common corporation tax.

Up the UDA

>not hear this name before, think maybe it's a porn star.
>google her
>Alexis "Lexi" Kaufman
>Kaufman

Quit LARPing faggot.

You're life is shit because you personally are shit, LARPing about tea crumpets and colonialism won't change that.

>excuse me sir you seem like a nice man would you like to learn about Joseph Smith and his magic underpants?
Yeah no lad

yum

youtu.be/1y1Teb6maJo

The comfiest insect kind of thing

At what point did he launch into a conversion speech?
Let people have a religion if they want, it's no concern of yours. It's a private matter.
You literally said he was a nice man but you didn't like him just because of his religion. You're a fucking spacker mong m8

Don't know what that means, sorry I'm not familiar with Arabic terms.
>flag
Why would I care what you think or even take your slimy shit skinned opinion into account, God you middle eastern parasites can expire quick enough.

Hey burger, don't listen to these faggots. Good luck with the future if you decide to move here.

>He doesn't squash them all and try to write or draw obscene messages with the red streaks their crushed bodies make if you drag your finger across the stone

Fucking poor effort

I don't mind

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