From now on, you will get 100% of your news from one of these sources

From now on, you will get 100% of your news from one of these sources.

Which do you pick?

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Honestly? TYT. I have a fondness for them since I was once a faggot liberal. Cenk can be reasonable sometimes, and luckily he cut off a lot of the hardcore lib members that were joining awhile back.

I'd rather have cancer instead

Vice. They do interesting documentaries, and only have a slight liberal bias.

no news it is then i guess

vice is probably the least cancerous of the bunch

Those are all respectable outlets and my life would not be impacted if I were limited to just one.

Occupy Democrats so I can laugh at their bad meme images and do the opposite of whatever they say

BUZZFEED SO I CAN READ NUMBERED LISTS AND TAKE QUIZZES ABOUT WHICH COLOR MERKIN MY SUB SHOULD WEAR WHILE I FUCK THEIR FACE

These posts are made to destroy the abundant #pizzagate evidence.

Do not fall for them.

I'd kill myself.

leave TYT outta this :/

this desu. TYT are about as good as the left gets as far as independent news goes.

I go out into the world and look for the stories myself eventually founding my own news company.

ABU HAJAAR!

vice's youtube channels

Not until they went polar and interviewed a rabbi selling safety pins to "white people"

Honestly, I don't mind Ben "Incest Porn" Mankiewicz. He seems smarter than the rest. I wish he'd stick to his Turner Classic Movies gig.

Vice. It's garbage now, but Shane Smith went to North Korea for a documentary. That's no joke and is worthy of respect.

Is there an option to kill myself instead?

Huffington. I find it hilarious how over-the-top they are with everything. Obama is Black Jesus, Trump is literally Hitler jumping the General Lee over the constitution to land on a gay wedding, that sort of thing.

Probably vice because liberalism is the core vice.

nah dude his shit in Liberia was far more insane

>abundant #pizzagate evidence

Vice cause they at least have interesting documentaries sometimes

Vice, easily

i chose to end my life

DotMic

Gotta say Huffpost, if I'd need to live a lie. It better be lies so big, it could qualify as alternative reality.

vice because they interviewed back fake birth certificate obama

Are you fucking serious? Do you even watch TYT? Did you see the campaign stream where they cry about losing the election, "the rise of fascism" and how they're better people than the filthy plebes who voted the wrong way?

How are those even consistent withthe liberal values they claim to represent?

Vice. I like my news mixed with drug trafficking.

This

>Unilad
>Now this
>attn
NEver heard of them.

Probably Vice though, they write about fun things sometimes.

OccupyDemocrats is weird in how it has a negative amount of things to do with Occupy and it all about being a Neoliberal mouthpiece hiding behind identity politics to placate their clientele.

Vice, but only to watch the old documentaries. The one in Liberia was fucking nuts.

TYT because I can still fap to Ana Kasparian.

Plus I'll still get news, because I just apply the polar opposite of whatever they're saying and that pretty much tells me what happened.

>TYT are about as good as the left gets as far as independent news goes.
Harmful Opinions and Secular Talk are better though yes they're less of a news source and closer to information aggregators.

No Jezebel?

kek I wonder if general tupac is still alive and eating children

+1 for you. The only thing interesting about Vice is their seedy shit. But, they tie it to a problem of underdeveloped nations that have social issues.... and we the west need to help out and intervene. Fuck that, in the end... more globalization shit.

>vice
>slight liberal bias
youtube.com/watch?v=zhx_fdOvnrI
Where have you been the past three years? Vice fell off the deep end a while ago.

HuffPo was bought by america online

i'll start my own news agency and rekt you all censors.

>from now on every article will be written by that cuck Bernstein
what do you do?

missed that tb h. I don't watch religiously, just their facebook videos. I've seen Cenk tear the DNC a new one repeatedly. He seems level headed about the loss at the least.

>Watching TCM
>Can't fucking relax because this faggot is hosting

I've never even heard him say anything outrageous. But TCM is the one place you can hide from the 21st century and it's ruined.

no, fuck off

ill just not listen to the news and go innawoods so current events wont effect me. or kill myself

huff post is probably the most logical out of all of them

Too easy. Take any of them and assume the opposite of what they say is true. Now you are probably informed

I'd go vice, they do some decent documentaries. I'd rather go without daily news if I only had one bias source.

Vice since they drop the occasional good documentary or article about some weird shit that isn't about how white people are evil.

This.

I'd rather kill myself.

I remember watching that documentary back in middle school, his Liberian one, and the one with the other guy who goes to the Khyber Pass gun markets in Pakistan, and thinking it was the raddest thing at the time because it seemed so bizarre and crazy back then. Such a shame how far they've fallen, same goes for Cracked as well.

I do not understand, these are reliable sources?

>Cracked
Oh boy. When I was 13 I thought that website was comedy's highest achievement. Now every time I go back there I'm just disappointed.

>I remember watching that documentary back in middle school, his Liberian one, and the one with the other guy who goes to the Khyber Pass gun markets in Pakistan, and thinking it was the raddest thing at the time because it seemed so bizarre and crazy back then.
me and a friend used to spend one of our classes in high school watching those 3 docs and their thing about Issei Sagawa. Fun times

>and only have a slight liberal bias.
What the fuck are you talking about. Maybe 5 years ago you would be right but they went absolutely off the fucking deep end and turned in to ultra leftist SJW mouthpieces.

Seanbaby and Michael Swaim pretty much got me through freshman year of high school, now the site is just HuffPo with more """Comedy""".

Unilad. They're proper bants.

This, they have quite possibly the best war correspondence in history. Also the founder of Vice left Canada becuase he felt they were too socialist. He also did multiple documentaries on North Korea that are fucking amazing.

This. During the "vice guide to travel" times vice was great with the guide to liberia being what truly made me feel like vice was next level shit. But unfortunately now they are just a leftist circle jerk.

>Seanbaby
>those articles about self help books he finds

I hope those hold up after all these years. I laughed so hard back in the day.

>:/
>desu
You have to go back.

I forgot about the tb.h -> desu filter

Whete is vox though?

Agreed, but it's sort of cringe they avoid anything Soros and even used to publicly beg him for money.

Also blaming the protest on alt-right was beyond akward

TYT. They put their own moronic spin on everything, but at least you can sieve out some truth from the bullshit.

I used to like TYT but now they are all retarded
(that was also when I was a liberal)
probably vice desu at least they are interesting.

Vice

Easy to see through the editorialising, and more seedy connections and boots on the ground so to speak.

>no vox
>no salon

Buzzfeed. They're so transparent with their shilling that I'd get the real story by simply believing the opposite of what they say.

dis, (((vox))) came out of no where

There is one english-language source, that is really _objective_ and _balanced_ and serious ... (RT)

It's not on your OP poster, you're just listing propaganda outlets...

>No Raw Story
>No Jezebel
>No Atlantic
>No Salon
>No Slate
>No Daily Beast

Do you even Extreme left political sites OP

Are you guys retarded? I've been subscribed to them for years and I can promise you that there is nothing reasonable or good about them. Cenk likes to play good cop so that people shit on them less but they're all the same.

Vice went to shit after they started doing shitty MTV tier garbage.

(((Vice))) I guess

Isn't unilad just some Chad goybook page?

>slight
They went full on marxist for a few tears now.

Yes, in 2008

They've turned into click bait edgy buzzfeed now

>Which do you pick?

Suicide is the only option in this case.