>"After repeatedly attacking and criticizing President Trump, the State of California is officially asking for his help as they have run short of resources in wake of severe weather that has caused significant damage in the state"
>"Gov. Jerry Brown has asked President Trump to declare a major disaster for California because of damage from January storms"
>'Governor Brown has made his disgust for President Trump known in the past as Breitbart reports that back in March of 2016 Governor Brown said “If Trump were ever elected, we’d have to build a wall around California to defend ourselves from the rest of this country,” which Brown later said was “a joke.”'
Normal people shouldnt be forced to pay for their (((liberal))) lifestyle.
Tyler Sanchez
naaaaa,.. you guys want independence? Go for it. Why take our money?
Joseph Rodriguez
I AM GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN
Alexander Thompson
>Governor Brown claimed this remark was a joke no dice dickweed, you like wetbacks so much why don't you become one too
Jack Sullivan
Californian here, leave us to die. Thanks.
Angel King
no.
Jordan Jones
GET FUCKED, COMMIES. STOP SENDING YOUR KEK HERE, AUSTIN WAS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT YOUR SPOILED CHILDREN.
Carter Young
oh please god
fag
Jason Davis
CA contributes more in taxes than they receive in federal funding.
Nicholas Allen
Help us Trump sama
James Thompson
FUCK CALI LET EM GO
Charles Hernandez
Do they have a surplus? Yes? Nobody cares
Luis Bennett
You can keep lying to yourself if it helps you sleep at night, Juan.
Jordan Ward
Trump curse strikes again
Jack Rogers
I visited Cali last month, that state disgusts me so fucken much. That cesspool needs to break away and drown or something.
Adam Lewis
Yeah!!! You tell them (((Germany)))!!!
Blake Lopez
Naaa,.. just do your calexit and be happy. Try not to get invaded.
Sebastian Morales
Hate the governor as much as you want but there's 40 million people living there. Don't let the little man be the victim of the elite's squabbling
Wyatt Martin
trump should make him get on his knees and beg.
William Torres
Stupid cuck.
Just so you know, we don't need you fucking hicks or the federal money we'll be just fine. Also #notmygovernor
Jayden Ross
I wonder who have elected him, hmm?
Jayden Carter
"It was just a jape my friend!" lmao
Ryder Hill
>Please help us goy... PLES SEND HELP
Aiden Turner
> severe weather > literally a normal amount of rain for any other state
Wyatt Ramirez
HAHA SAME!
Zachary Parker
Which part? I'm in NE California and it's great. In Nevada county even the gardeners and taxi drivers were white.
Henry White
this
William Parker
MY AURA SMILES AND NEVER FROWNS
Nathan Sanchez
Fuck do Californians do anything other than complain? First they were all "Wah, we need agua, plz send rains and water bottles because drought is fucking our tender boipussies" and now they get some fucking rain and they complain about how their shitty dirt mound of a dam is breaking. Should have spent all that money on improving their infrastructure instead of on Paco Wall-hopper and his 28 crotch-goblins.
Grayson Lopez
The only people who will die are niggers, taconiggers and tyrannies anyway.
Xavier Smith
It was in the bay area. I heard northern cali is a little different though.
Juan Perez
>letting a willing servant starve
For shame, Sup Forums. If they let Trump in then Trump should go in. This ties them to Trump and makes it impossible for them to back out.
Go read Art of the Deal. California will bend the knee and Trump will let them kiss the ring.
Wyatt Ross
Let them crawl across broken glass on their knees to beg for assistance.
No mercy for traitors. No mercy.
Tyler Clark
Butte county voted 46% Trump; its rightful MAGA clay.
The dam would only kill our fellow deplorables
Benjamin Miller
It was just a prank bro
Gavin Phillips
Socal spic reporting here... can someone be behind me to behead me as I thrust this dagger towards my stomach to disembowl my self plz? needz to do proper seppuku n sheit :C
Samuel Powell
As much as we all hate Cali, Trump isn't the kind to even let people who hate him suffer, other than criminals of course.
Alexander Mitchell
Sadly the dam is located in one of the few red pockets of the state
We will have martyrs soon
John Cruz
Top kek, this is actually a great bargaining opportunity for Trump.
Give them the funds in exchange for removing sanctuary status on the cities so ICE can BTFO all the spics
Carter Lewis
You have to go back
Nicholas Harris
BOW DOWN AND KISS THE RING KEK
Grayson Taylor
California can go fuck itself. Go get some aid from Mexico, fags
Zachary Cox
Integrity level: too low to be detected with modern instruments.
Jackson Kelly
Well good thing there's a lot of criminals in California.
Adrian Anderson
commiefornia is going to get art of the deal'd fucking hard.
Christian Gutierrez
Not gonna be the case when Apple and Google move out
Daniel Young
>blaming germany for their actions when theyre just another one of your puppet states
Jordan Bell
>Gov. Jerry Brown has asked President Trump to declare a major disaster for California
Let me tell you, folks, California is terrible. Absolutely terrible. It's a major disaster. They've got drought and floods at the same time. They've got illegals and crime is through the roof. This is why we need to MAGA. Sad!
Dominic James
This. If those faggots want to secede then they can join Mexico. Fuck 'em.
Jacob Diaz
Sacrifices must sometimes be made. They shall have a seat at the right hand of KEK.
Julian Garcia
CALEXIT WE RICH FUCK THE EAST #NEVERTRUMP
> Gets rekt by nature
Please gib moneys we starve
Brody Brown
>declares a major disaster for California >only lists San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego
Christopher Rivera
to where? 4 generations Murcan.. do u own a ranch/property in the heartland or close to the wilderness? I'll b waifu dat sux dix n sheit? (25% spic)
Juan Reyes
>contributes more in taxes than they receive in federal funding.
>Insulting the president >Want to be separate country >At the same time begging for federal money.
Liberals logic and integrity.
Justin Edwards
Dems in 1800s be like: Abe Lincoln is not my president.
Dems in 2016 be like: Donald Trump is not my president.
Kevin Johnson
It's really not that bad. Fuck them. They'll live. They need to drop the sanctuary city bullshit if they want federal aid.
Ethan Lopez
>be Californian >have pro illegal immigration government >constantly bitching >pass more shitty laws >bitch some more >overrun by immigrants >virtue signal >die in flood >get head cut off by a wetback is California the Europe of the USA?
Adam Baker
What faggot fuck state are you from? We already told you to shut your dick suckers and nuke us from orbit.
Isaiah Moore
God will save California if there are 10 righteous men there
Xavier Butler
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Pic related.
Anthony Diaz
Maybe replace "head cut off" with "crashed into while wetback drives drunk"
Jacob James
RIP California.
Christopher Cooper
You are the Sweden of the U.S. A let shameful let down to the country.
Logan Gray
they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
Blake Lopez
SOON I WILL BE PRE-SI-DENT
Carson Anderson
>FUCK FASCIST USA AND TRUMP >PLS SAVE ME SENPAI
Ian Hall
>its a "/the donald/ doesnt realize ca & ny tax dollars are the only reason red states arent 3rd world hellholes" episode
try again faggots
Jackson Bell
>tfw the God Emperor is 4D-chessing the fuck out of commiefornia
Joseph Cooper
This.
Cameron Thompson
How hurt is your anus?
Grayson Morales
Trump should say no, at the very least a severe reduction or make him beg on TV. If he cucks on this after learning what happens when you do after supporting Ryan and McCain he'll never learn.
Gavin Rodriguez
You saw the spillway
Jace Martinez
The only good traps all had hormone and blockers before puberty. And then there are those pseudo-hemaphrodite. Both cases result in something that is generally more girly than most girls, but it's health is fucked beyond repair.
Hunter Turner
>its a "/the donald/ doesnt realize ca & ny tax dollars are the only reason red states arent 3rd world hellholes" >Its a libshits don't realize the "red states" they're talking about are the blackest states in the US Episode
Henry Thomas
HAHAHA Yeah, red states don't produce anything when Obongo the jungle nigger bans oil drilling and coal extraction. You're about to see places like Wyoming transform into the new white dubai.
Lucas Lopez
I feel bad for the rural counties up North in California. They are more conservative and have to deal with SoCal politicians ginning to city dwellers who live in a bubble. Long Live The 51st State of Jefferson.
You can bet your ass Trump will help but this faggot governor is gona pay a price one way or another for this treasenous shit.
Jayden Collins
In all seriousness, Trump needs to make a statement ASAP pledging to offer any necessary aid as soon as it becomes necessary and ensuring that he stands for all Americans.
There is no possible way for (((CNN))) or the (((NYT))) to twist a high road comment like that. Not in a manner which doesn't appear transparent and reflect more poorly on them, anyway.
California is a commie cuck state full of people who shouldn't be there in there in the first place. But any Americans there shouldn't be judged by the worst of the state.
Trump needs to make it apparent he's for all Americans. Best way to silence those trying to divide the population by accusing him of being the divider.
Asher Brown
>Ignores useless politician. >Personally intervenes to help citizens of state. >"Not my president" silenced instantly.
Not sure I can handle all this winning.
Dominic Nguyen
Give financial aid right after they pass a voter ID law. Or else they can get fucked.
Ryan Adams
ay papi, de que estas hablando wey? puro XX aqui pendejo. Agara tu pinche guitarra y toca bachata mayate puto!
Gavin Morris
What's that Jerry? You need our help now? I thought I wasn't your president?
Levi Fisher
I think Trump should give my shit state money under one condition.
An emergency session of congress should be called, so that the entirety of the house, senate, and country can watch as Governor Brown gets on his knees and begs Trump for the money.
Oh good. I guess we really don't need federal funding if that is the case.
Isaiah Lopez
The areas getting flooded are bright red
You guys are dumb AF
The liberal areas have no water to get flooded
Wyatt Fisher
Wait, I'm looking at this shit right now and comparing it. California Spending as of 2014 was at 470.7 billion dollars and federal tax income that same year was 369.2 billion, a net negative of almost 100 billion dollars.
New York shows something similar, with 308.9 billion in exp and income at 250.6 billion, a -58.3 billion total.
Texas is 231.6 in exp for 2014 and income is 265.3
Florida is 159.9 in expenditure and income is 154.4, or -5.5 billion.
How in the fuck did this meme start? Am i misreading the facts?
all that money and he can't get rid of those bags under his eyes
Cooper Bell
Yeah, and those liberal areas are REALLY going to be short on water after one of the biggest reservoirs has a premature release before they can rob it's water. Going to be some brown lawns in Los Angeles this year, filthy fucking water stealing whores!
Luke Reed
Californian here. Fuck Gov Moonbeam. Fuck all the snarky liberals that came here to post about how CA gives more in taxes than it takes which is a fucking myth. It's a fucking sinking ship how bad in debt california is. Cut off funding to sanctuary cities. Cut off funding to sanctuary universities like Berkeley. Cut financial aid to california students. There goes FSA for MILLIONS of students. Didn't CA threaten to not send federal tax money? Let's do it. Can't wait for martial law.
Josiah Kelly
Weren't they talking about secession at one point? How in the fuck would they do that with such a deficit? Seems as laughable as Scotland trying to get independence.
Christian Cox
30 million of them being spics, niggers, and Asians.
Dominic Young
Give them 1 dollar for each illegal they deport
Carter Adams
Are they related? I bet Schulz will look like Soros after a few heart transplants and consuming some infant souls.
Lucas Long
It's a fucking myth. I remember back when we had the Governator, our massive growing debt was on the nightly fucking news. I can't remember the exact number but I remember it was some massive amount of debt and constantly growing.
Then governor Fagatron got elected and I haven't heard a peep about the debt since.
Connor Hill
Of course Trump should help them. It's not their fault their government is such garbage.
Besides, it's good to have the higher ground, both strategically and morally.
Nolan Perry
I think he should help them, then he'll get some brownie points from those cucks.
Jack Price
He will reap the souls of the germanic deluded degenerates.
Austin Turner
It is scare that until 25 years Cali was a GOP stronghold. Now, due to mexican colonisation it is in the hands of the Dems.
The similar scenario will hapen to the rest of USA.
Brody Wright
>Sorry President Trump is unavailable to take your call. Please call back in 4 years time.
