Brit/pol/ - Young Man's Christian Association Edition

so I hear our resident autist has invented himself a girlfriend

she's a lucky gal lmao
here's your fucking links

news.google.co.uk/news/section?cf=all&pz=1&ned=uk&topic=n

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/12/uk-government-accused-full-frontal-attack-prison-whistleblowers-media-journalists
nakedcapitalism.com/2017/02/brexit-big-lie-uk-could-have-reduced-eu-immigration-by-82-under-eu-rules.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-us-trade-deal-donald-trump-theresa-may-nhs-privatised-food-standards-beef-chicken-a7545536.html
thelondoneconomic.com/news/vote-leave-director-admits-won-lied-public/08/02/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-workers-zero-hours-contracts-rights-warning-a7565761.html
youtube.com/watch?v=wynB55mPpsQ
twitter.com/britainelects/status/831094083552681984
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

how do i get a job?

What party is the gay tree?

Australian Party

Look for jobs and then apply for ones that you like and are suitable for

>so I hear our resident autist has invented himself a girlfriend
What the fuck does this mean?

Sargon, is that you? You and the rest of your little "community" need to stop this shit.

Sargon wouldn't come here, we aren't liberal enough.

>vote Tory
>get increased immigration and increased surveillance state

reed.co.uk

>Killock said: “This is a full-frontal attack, recommending criminalising even examining secret services’ material. The intention is to stop the public from ever knowing that any secret agency has ever broken the law.

Here that lads? Loach stands with the people, who apparently want to take in more refugees.

I don't want refugees within a 30 mile radius of my house.

HMMMMMMMMMMM

And the Grammies were the same.

Busta Rhymes there... often sings about killing people, committing crime, and doing things to women. The Left love him,of course. He's black and leftwing, so he's allowed to say obscene things. Trump is white and rightwing so he isn't allowed.

Oh no guys, this poor woman faces stigma because she gets knocked up by blokes that she isn't going to go the distance with. Shame on the people who stigmatise a woman who has children from multiple different fathers.

Feels good to not have Sup Forums look like a complete cesspit

>full-frontal attack

like with their knobs out?

With their knobs out.

>theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/12/uk-government-accused-full-frontal-attack-prison-whistleblowers-media-journalists

lets keep this in the limelight ay

-Increased surveillance (how do they keep increasing?)
-Increased punishment for made-up crimes (damaging UK economic interests is nor terrorism)
-Decrease in government transparency (as if that were possible)

WTF Britain?
WTF.

Just bought this ebook for a couple of quid
What should I expect? Anyone read it?

>I


>AM


>THE


>MAYOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at how thick and comfy his socks and shorts are, this is why we need National Socialism.

Jobs your like?
No as simple as that but if UKIP get in things should be alot better.
I hope

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Thats not what he said. *jobs you like and are suitable.

>Well done Brexit mongs

What would the world be like if Labour had chosen that semi black guy as leader instead of corbyn

The British Obama?

He would have had to resign soon after because the Tory papers would leak all the stories about his rent boys and gay nightclub visits
It's why he pulled out despite being a favourite in the first place

He seems alright in himself but then you hear that he's a raving socialist and trade unionist so really I'm quite happy that a favourable person isn't leading Labour right now, the last thing I want is for people to start leaning towards that shit

>so I hear our resident autist has invented himself a girlfriend
Which one?

The Republican president’s blanket ban gets a 33% approval rating, and while 55% would not like to see a similar move imposed in the UK, nearly one in three voters, 29%, would support that, according to a ComRes poll for The Independent and Sunday Mirror.

Commons Speaker John Bercow’s refusal to allow Trump to address both houses of Parliament during his state visit is backed by 45% of people, while 39% oppose it.

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Comres are the pollsters who gave Remain an 8 point lead in their final EU referendum poll, by the way.

Apply for jobs

YKTD has a gf?

What's the gay tree

Preuße

Half the population are acceptable loses.

>competing with YKTD

He made his new trip on the 10th of January

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half of that stuff isnt even the worst.
How have you at least not got "btfo" in there?
I still need to work on my filter game but this is a start.

So, has the UK saved itself yet or are you bongs still cucked?

>competing with YKTD
????

>yfw

>drumpfkins

>watching wallace and gromit in production order
>comfy af
>get to curse of the were-rabbit
>town's full of pakis all of a sudden

Yeah I noticed that.

Also see postman pat and other BBC remakes

>The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
>(2005)

>A Close Shave
>(1995)


That's pretty much how it happened
Basically pic related only on a wider demographic level

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>chink drumpfkin

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He might just be saying they've been treated like cunts

They have, imported for the elite to fuck with us then left to rot in camps. This is how governments treat people and we are no exception

Yeah we should import more refugees to help labour voters.

Got food poisoning from a dodgy burger lads

Feels like my guts are trying to fall out my arse

> the Patels killed Granny Dryden and buried her in a concrete grave under the foundations of the new Patel's Special Greendale Curry House

Maybe if we didn't have such a shit voting system that wouldn't be an issue

Two party voting systems are literal feces. Both Labour and Tories rape the country every time they get in and yet we can't vote for anything else

But nah, it's obviously not as big a problem as refugees

The parties are the problem, not the FPTP system, which is the only way of ever guaranteeing a strong nationalist majority in Britain

>implying the PR endless coalition meme is any better

>tfw not a britcuck

A merry cuck!

The lengths 'The People' will goto, to further the agenda of 'The Tribe' is morally sickening.

Does he think he's some untouchable golden boy since he's got protection from 'The Tribe' and now he's just flaunting it?
>btw mass immigration is great kids!
>btw I voted remain unlike all your racists parents.
>btw I'm neutral and non-partisan goym.

>the parties are the problem
Ok
>can't get rid of this problem because of FPTP which guarantees these parties a share of governing
You're fucktarded

Democracy > no democracy

Is that you Riley?

No, the people guaranteeing the parties stay in power are mongs like you, see "We can't vote for anything else", as if other parties don't exist and voting was compulsory

Had people acknowledged that the Conservative Party wasn't conservative and refused to vote for them in 2010 or possibly 2015 it would have collapsed and been replaced by an actual conservative movement

>britcucks still haven't cancelled their BLACKED.com subscription and triggered article 50 yet

If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?

You literally can't vote for anything else, the system wipes non Tory or Labour votes off the board

People vote that way because they want to keep their areas from turning Labour or Tory. There is no reasonable thing to do in this shit system you dumb tripfag

>Brexit Big Lie: UK Could Have Reduced EU Immigration by 82% Under EU Rules
>nakedcapitalism.com/2017/02/brexit-big-lie-uk-could-have-reduced-eu-immigration-by-82-under-eu-rules.html

>Theresa May refuses to rule out private US firms taking over NHS services and lowering food standards
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-us-trade-deal-donald-trump-theresa-may-nhs-privatised-food-standards-beef-chicken-a7545536.html

>Vote Leave director admits they won because they lied to the public
>thelondoneconomic.com/news/vote-leave-director-admits-won-lied-public/08/02/

>With Brexit, British workers 'facing explosion of zero-hours contracts and fewer rights'
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-workers-zero-hours-contracts-rights-warning-a7565761.html

Why are Brits such cucks?

>But nah, it's obviously not as big a problem as refugees
A people can recover from a broken political system.
It is orders of magnitude more difficult to recover from hosting a fifth column of ethnic and religious aliens who are set to outvote and then outbreed you in your own homeland.
Just look at Singapore. When was the last time an indigenous Malay held political power?
Never, that's when. The descendents of Chinese rapefugees outbred them in the 1890s and they're minority second class citizens now who occasionally get tossed a political post which the homogenously Chinese government LITERALLY refers to as "tokenism" in the newspapers.

Work in sales or recruitment. Then you can earn a lot of money, with or without a degree, by harassing people over the phone and spending a lot of time with alcoholic subhumans.

You are saying the system is broken when it is in fact the people who have broken it. Why do people only vote Labour or Conservative? There are several options besides but most people only ever seem to vote Labour or Conservative. That's not the systems fault its the brainless people.

your girl friend is a fat pig of a slut

I think you're just making excuses for your vote for Dave in 2015. I voted UKIP, so that pisses on your "You LITERALLY can't vote for anything else" plea to start with. I won't even go into the hundreds of seats across the country where UKIP came second which further invalidates the crap you're talking

The results would be the exact same under a PR system because the smaller parties would happily be the Tories' bitch in exchange for a chance at power, and no party would ever win a strong majority again. Any truly conservative or nationalist party that could rise up would never win power because they'd never manage to get over 51% of the vote and the other parties would go into coalition to stop Literally Hitlers from forming a government

You - YOU - have broken the system by helping keep these two identical parties in power

Indeed.

Got a response from my (Tory, but I didn't vote for him) MP when I asked him what he'd do re: Bercow's comments.

>Thank you for your email.

>The Speaker is supposed to remain politically neutral in public so you are right that whatever he feels about a possible Trump visit should have been kept to himself or discussed only in private.

>He's rightly apologised to the Lord Speaker. My own feeling is that while I agree with much you write there is no value in pursuing the point: any attempt to oust Bercow would in my view fail, while diminishing the position of Speaker, which would be wrong.

Shame, I've never liked Bercow and this was the best opportunity to get rid.

Kek, labour on the same rung as BNP, savage.

>diminishing the position of Speaker
God forbid that happens, eh?

Who is your MP? Depending on who he is this could be a good indicator of whether or not they're going to pursue it, if he's some hardliner then they've probably sent the whips around

We are not cucks. Voting for Brexit was the most un-cucked thing we could do. It is not our fault if our leaders (read: puppets of 'The Tribe') royally fuck us over. If it comes to pass that we are punished by our leaders for voting against 'The Tribes' plans then we must rise up against our leaders.

I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?

>sales or recruitment
>a lot of money

Literally all ote, and most places have ridiculous targets that you never meet, never mind exceed.

Actually well paying sales positions require experience and are usually corporate as opposed to cold calling.

Recruitment doesn't pay well. Ever.

Richard Graham. Lazy bastard to be honest, never seen him ask a single question on PMQs, happy enough to just take the title of being an MP.

Our country is dying because of this system you stupid fuck. Labour and Tories can do whatever they like and still get back in power after raping our resources

Because they fucking can't you fucking mong. When votes are wiped from any non winning parties it makes no sense to back a horse that literally cannot win. See it like this, you have a contested area and you want to vote for something else. You just helped Labour or the Tories win depending on where you are. With PR your vote could have actually helped to get your party an MP. With FPTP Farage can't get a seat because Lab/Tory knows the FPTP poison can stop this by sending tons of shills to annoy and confuse people

PR votes actually count towards a seat. Votes that don't win a seat in FPTP are a waste. Go fuck yourself Tory boy

youtube.com/watch?v=wynB55mPpsQ

Paul Mason:
>"[UKIP voters]'re not working class Tories... most of the UKIP people are either people who haven’t voted or have flipped in a radical way from Labour. They are toe-rags, basically. They are the bloke who nicks your bike."

>calling YMCA a Tory

this triggers the faggot

>yktd and others provide reasonable, fair answers with no insults
>you respond with "n-NO!!!! FUCKING RETARDS REEEEEE!!!"

I don't like tripfags and I think you're fucking pathetic.

>If it comes to pass that we are punished by our leaders for voting against 'The Tribes' plans then we must rise up against our leaders.
Problem is people would see that uprising as supporting Boris Johnson and Michael Gove because they are le based Brexiteers
Everything is always rigged in their favour

>In November 2015, Graham was accused of quoting Joseph Goebbels in defending a new surveillance bill with the words "if you've nothing to hide you have nothing to fear".
>Graham dismissed the argument as "clearly absurd" as Goebbels would have spoken in German.
>He campaigned to Remain in the European Union during the 2016 referendum
Christ

You're basically conceding that you don't care about changing the government, you just want more meme UKIP MPs in Parliament that will never actually be able to do anything because they'll be permanently in the Tories' lap

It's bizarre to see you crying and swearing so much over the fact that people keep voting for Labour and the Tories, before suggesting that you believe the only two parties you can vote for are Labour or the Tories, and that you have to vote

It's well known in journalistic circles that Paul Mason pays tramps to fart on him in public toilets.

Stop appropriating Pentti for dull tomfoolery and meme usage

>Guido is an ancap libertarian shill for the Tories who defends paedophiles in the party
Not news to anyone with a brain

To shrug.

>Westminster voting intention:

>CON: 40% (-)
>LAB: 24% (-2)
>LDEM: 11% (-)
>UKIP: 14% (+2)
>GRN: 4% (-)

>(via YouGov / 05 - 06 Feb)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/831094083552681984

UKIP SURGE

Not a big fan of Guido to be honest but what Mason is saying is pathetically out of touch. I think it's flat-out wrong to assume UKIP isn't poaching Labour voters.

No wonder our country is in such a shit state, look at the wankers we have living here. Suck another tripfag off why don't you

Please, enlighten me on how we will get everyone to vote differently in FPTP. Please tell me how that will not lead to an eternity of Labour dictatorship due to Pakistanis and Somalians who will not vote for anything but Labour

Please tell me how this makes FPTP good you fucking faggot

your girlfriend is a cheap crack whore

Worst 2 suggestions ever, better off working in Tesco.

WHO IS JOHN GALT?

>tfw remember when they were hitting 18% on the reg

It's a childish Sup Forums pipe dream to believe that one of the main two parties won't be an anti-sovereignty, multikulti, pro-immigration one, it's the opposition that I have a problem with, it's the Tories that are responsible for breaking FPTP's point by converting to Blairism in 2005 and offering zero resistance to anything Labour stands for, though this had been going on for decades before starting with Churchill promising not to scrap the NHS or welfare state. The Labour Party will always exist because a huge chunk of the public are always going to agree with most of what it stands for, let's get that out of the way to begin with

It's strange that you called me a Tory boy when you seem to be the one implying that there's any tangible difference between the two parties and that Labour rule would be some sort of apocalyptic catastrophe compared to the situation we have now with 650,000 immigrants coming here a year under Theresa May. If the public had stopped voting Conservative, the party would have collapsed, because it has almost no real members and relies entirely on opportunistic millionaires' donations to survive. As you said, nobody will back a horse that's lost four times in a row. Don't get me wrong, our chance for change is long gone, but it's silly to think that tearing down our unique FPTP system could make things anything but worse, as well as removing the one tiny hope we'd ever have of getting a new party to a majority government

>Talking like a sixth former
You're embarrassing yourself

uh oh Labour

why are you ignoring me?

You just don't get it do you? You describe a system in which the only choice people have to vote are Labour or Conservative but this is simply not the reality of it you are living in some make believe world and drawing information from it to prop up your poor argument. In the last election all of my family voted UKIP. The previous election some voted Labour and some voted Conservative. If the people mamaged this on a wider scale then UKIP would suddenly be in power. Since this is the reality your argumen falls apart. I concede to you that yes alot of people mindlessly vote Labour or Conservative every time but what we should be putting or energy into is changing them not our system.

Such a beautiful day in East Anglia. Feels really nice.

What a pointless but expected response

Yeah fuck Lab and Tory but let's not change the system which squashes small parties and allows them more or less a dictatorship. And you don't see the problem of totally consolidating this power structure ie Labour forever?

You're the sixth former, your lack of intelligence and idealistic dreams of everything being better if we can just change everyone's voting habits on the current system! Trust me I do AS level Politics FPTP is sound lads

What a joke