How did Finland beat Russia on its first try?

How did Finland beat Russia on its first try?

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Just too good nigga

Ye.. Crazy story, eurochinks stronk

We had Simo häyhä and Sisu.

We have strongest military defense in the world with a little manpower. We use our nature and enviroment smartly.

sauce?

russia is a shit nation that has only really won it's battles due to the stupidity of it's opponents

One thing that photo forgets to credit him with is creating the trollface.

exterminated officers of imperial army and semi-literate georgian with a generalissimo status

Incompetent Russian military leaders along with a complete underestimate of Finnish capabilities.

Finns still lost though.

Results of winter war are USSR annexing Karelia and few more regions from Finland and keeping them forever.

But yeah due to incompetent soviet command on that front losses were idiotic.
But that land is stil ours.

They survived and made the USSR invest too much resources into the war. That's all you can really do against a country of that size and that disposable manpower.

;_;

Ivan was drunk, dont tell anyone

Yeah, it is true that IF the USSR had focused it's forces on Finland, there would be only a smoking crater left.

But they did not. Because that would have been a fucking waste. And they would had to kill every fucking single one of us.

Finns are known for digesting entire tubes of meth tablets

militarized autism

Sisu

To give you a serious answer it had to do with poorly managed soviet logistics (Such as using a particular gun storage grease that froze at the temperatures they encountered in finland) poor soviet leadership (Purge and all) And good finnish leadership, With great use of terrain, The finns arent supersoldiers.

I want a girl to fuck me like this.

technically the russians beat them, but they were pretty damn bloodied

i like finland

gib back karjala clay
gay russkies

Finland survived because of SWEDEN.

The Swedish government and public also sent food, clothing, medicine, weapons and ammunition to aid the Finns during this conflict. This military aid included:[4]

135,402 rifles, 347 machine guns, 450 light machine guns with 50,013,300 rounds of small arms ammunition;
144 field guns, 100 anti-aircraft guns and 92 anti-armour guns with 301,846 shells;
300 sea mines and 500 depth charges;
17 fighter aircraft, 5 light bombers, 1 DC-2 transport aircraft turned into bomber, and 3 reconnaissance aircraft, totally comprising 1/3 of the Swedish air force at the time.

12K swedes also volunteered to fight for Finland. We saved their ass big fucking time.

I think it's combination of eating snow and drinking vodka while having national pride, which we don't anymore

Not beat and not Russia.
It was soviet union. And they where just testing different tactics. And Russians won, despite being the lab meat.

Only if you will agree to join the Khaganate

we didnt we lost precious clay

By having A strategy, Something that the USSR clearly did not have

>Lets just throw soldiers at the country until its ours lmao

Theres a story of a scout squad that got killed to one man standing, this last guy took all pervitin of his squad because they were deep behind enemy lines, and the poor fuck had no idea where to go. He came to four days later, he had been skiing aimlessly the whole time and stumbled upon friendly positions by accidents. Many lols were had

Oh fuck off, Everyone who wasnt commie scum sent aid to finland during the winter war, Pretty sure the germans sent more than you too.

>trollface.jpg

Ivan is speaking the truth , they still lost

it was cold and major wars cant be over in few days

and if this is correct which i believe it to be, they did send people from all over the place just to march towards finland, instead of russians themselves or jewish people. but i cant say 100%, because it might be only jewish people thanks to jewish connections to the leaders of communist side who were also jewish. even assuming only jews got to avoid the march towards death can be wrong

also reminder jews can be abused by jews, so even jew shouldnt trust another jew just like that.

We officially 'lost' because of politics. Since we were allied with Nazi Germany and technically an Axis Power you faggots and the Eternal Anglo told us to retreat out of Soviet Union and pay reparations to the innocent soviets for being ebil nazis or you'd invade us.

>Russian finally embracing their mongol genes.

>A fucking Swede
You could have done more instead for sending some shit and hoping it pans out good.
Because if Finland lost then Sweden would be next.

Starvation and lack of supplies softened up the russian forces, winter and the finnish drive to save their land did the rest.

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No they didn't. The allies didn't do this. My grandfather earned Finland's White rose medal for his service. He fought for literally a nation he had no connection to.

Stalin had the bright idea to shoot thousands of officers.
Look up the Great Purge.

>implying anybody wants to be a faggot Nord anymore

Yes you dumb fuck, Literally every country had volunteer forces that went to findland, It was like the syria of ww2 you fucking chimp.

>beat Russia
they didn't
Russia lost far more men, yes, but Finland lost clay that is russian today.

>how
the same way Russia beat its invasions: winter and frost

I'm not disagreeing with you that we could have done more. Our government should have declared war on Soviet and helped Finland. But you have to remember our military was like the fifth strongest military during this time period. It wouldn't be so easy to invade us. Also the finns would be throwing snowballs at their tanks if we didnt send them supplies.

The British very nearly sent a expeditionary force.

> beat

You don't give land if you won.

Yes Sven, we did nothing and it was actually you who won/lost the war at the same time. Hail to you champion

Finns.

To not be destroyed by the currently biggest country on earth with an army 10x as strong as you is winning

Well USSR won enough land to bury their dead.

We we're offered the lost parts back in 1991 at the fall of soviet union, but we didn't want them back, so no it isn't forever. And when the possibilities were that or complete resettlement of the finnish population to siberia, i say we we're victorious.

But on to the subject, russians we're really bad at using the environment while finns using it with knowledge you would expect from a person who has used it for his entire life.

didn't soviet red army send waves after waves of ukrainian poorly equipped shit-tier soldiers at the front lines? fucking zerg rushing against machine gun fire and such

Because of Stalin's purges. They didn't have any competent leaders.

You gonna give source to that pic?

Force size minus the Svens = 337 000
Sven force size = 8260
making up 2,45 % of our strength
1 sven = 40 finns
1 sven = 400 ruskies
Svens are truly the masterrace

human life was the cheapest currency in the CCCP
it was the Imperial Army of 40k, but in 1940

>Ally with Adolf Hitler
>Get mad when you lose

Finnish people, pure meme craftsmen by blood.

this

glad that you've been enlightened

You were allied with Boris? It kinda narrowed down the options

Now the question is what happened to Sven? 1 achmed = 400 svens

>purges
>Mannerheim line
>using Motti tactics
>higher moral
>culture that enabled every man to be an excellent ski trooper

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The end justifies the means

What does this tell about ahmed then?

>weather
>mass desertions
>superior autism

You dont have to be so assblasted Pekka. Finnish forces obviously were the bulk of the army and without their courage and resilence they'd obviously get annexed. But you guys are giving us way too little credit, when we practically armed your entire fucking army.

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Russian solders are only bullet sponges

>Finnland sends kids to Sweden to be safe from the horrors of war
>Swedish foster parents rape them

Who would have know.

Finland lost though.

surviving is winning.

kek

Pretty sure the finnish army was primarily armed with stolen russian gear.

Fin`s are Russian Empire and rightful Russian claim. If not for Russia, Finland as nation would never existed and at best would be Swede cucks.

I would hardly call it an alliance at that point. The winter war was over before any real involvement of US forces.

Hey you guys did good in that fight. Too bad the Russians have a billion people to throw away.

>How did Finland beat Russia on its first try?
Weaponized autism.

How about you come and take your clay back then, Igor?

Stalin total purges didn't help either.

Yes you're correct. They literally beat the russians barehanded, and then went on to steal their gear to defeat the rest. Did you also know they could literally teleport behind you and slash you in two with their katana, stolen from the russians?

SAATANA PERKELE SISU

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YES BECAUSE BEFORE YOU GAVE THEM YOUR SHITTY LEFTOVERS FINLAND AS A NATION HAD NOT EVEN INVENTED THE WHEEL.

> im a left wing, peace-on earth, extremist
> I believe this tho.

To be objective while the tactics and losses were retarded, the reasons for war were proven to be objectively correct and the goals were achieved.

We offered fins trade to the lands, since we needed a buffer from Sankt Petersbourg, in case of invasion from that direction since it was strategically very vulnerable position.

Later when WW2 started and Germans did in fact siege Sankt Petersbourg, those captured from finland territories played vital role in defending it. Since fins joined Axis and participated in its siege, we however managed to fortify territories captured to prevent the massive danger.

So its essentialy exchange of hundred thousand of soldier lives, for millions in the Russia second biggest city. So historically it was worth it, as well the war could have been avoided in first place since when we offered Fins exchange for territories we actualy meant it and not just wanted to occupy them.

Ok
Well to be honest, we did ask Nigel for help but they didnt want to risk it. Adolf was the only one to answer, and like Sven is spamming in my quote above they did gave us guns but that was pretty much it. Anways, these threads just end up with Russians spamming that they won, Sven spamming how they helped us to win and everyone else just triggering Pekkas autism. Im just glad that I get to shitpost from Finland in any case

Short answer:
Sisu
Long answer:
Soviets were genuinely retarded and Finland had autistic determination, thanks to the strange weather in Finland and their very specialized training , they split the soviet collumn harded than in teutoburg's forest, harrassed them constantly even at night which are very long and essentially denied them any chance of using their superior modern equipement.

this autism is always the final weapon in war

It's just banter.

the lamb sauce

Russia can only win against an advancing army, on Russian soil.

They pull you in and freeze/starve you to death. Like Napoleon and Hitler.

Anywhere else they are just bad. Random artillery everywhere. Deploy troops without support. Deploy armor without infantry.

Interesting.

Sucks about Petersberg. Shit was pretty horrific.

It's mentally staggering to think of what people had to endure not so long ago. And then you look at the total number dead and it comes to 80 million. And then you realize the next big war is going to make that look like a joke.

I just hope western nations don't destroy each other anymore. It will surely be the end of us if we do.

stalin killed all the generals during the purge so it was just promoted soldiers that had no clue what they were doing against a finnish force that had been trained

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Germans actually blocked help from Italy and Hungary because they were in bed with the soviets at the time you dumb nigger

This.

The whole Winter War thing is a good example of how dumbfucks take memes for facts. Finland lost.

They were inspired to protect their sexual nordic wimminz.

>no connection to
Finlands sak är vår sak din idiot

If they were in bed with the soviets why would they want to help you? :v)

Well, that is true, but in survival-mode where your enemies send infinite waves of troops, nobody expects you to survive.

We did.

No offense, but Russia could've crushed you easily, they literally stopped fighting because your shitty land wasn't worth the effort.

Your country was tiny and still is, you had no chance of standing up to the total strength of the USSR.

Plus they were occupied actually preparing for the Great Patriotic War and were currently refurbishing their entire army.

And I think Russians are far more used to the cold than Finns are, Finland is nothing compared to -40 degrees Siberia

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Finland asserted their independence and did not become a FSSR. That is a win in my book.