What is the ultimate warrior race and why is it the Pashtun?

What is the ultimate warrior race and why is it the Pashtun?

>Britain at it's peak
>USSR at its peak
>USA, most modern and best equipped military ever
>with outdated weapons

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They aren't beating the U.S. We're just basically at a standstill, and have been for a few years. What's stopping us from winning is that they all escape to Pakistan and regroup and rearm there. The war would already be finished with if we invaded Pakistan and took out their pro terrorist government.

>blame Pakistan

Sure, they cross over once in a while but the majority are holed up in the mountains, waiting until the majority of your forces leave. Then they'll oust the foreigners and the phoney ANA.

Maybe but only because of the Jezail.
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the only reason "they" are "winning" is stupid R.O.E. .

who?

they would have lost if scumbag Americans didn't arm them

the Croat

It's the land and their ability to use it. Anyone willing to take the gloves off and deal with the Pashtuns as they deal with outsiders would wipe every last one of their villages from the map then gas them in their caves. Bunch of boy fucking degenerates as well.

Good doubles

I'd have to say the Nepalese Gurkhas have the Pashtun tribes beat. As Churchill said, every Mohamedean warrior he knew was insanely brave, and not a man among them did not know but "how to die" in a resolute fashion-- but have you ever tried to teach them new skills? Gurkhas are down to learn new skills.

More fun to say, too. Gurkha.

If they are the ultimate warrior race why have they lived in poverty in the mountains for centuries while say, the Greeks conquered many lands? Maybe they are viewed as warriors because they never, ever leave their fortifications and superior geography?

The Vietcong arent beating the US. We're just basically at a standstill, and have been for a few years. What's stopping us from winning is that they all escape to China and regroup and rearm there. The war would already be finished with if we invaded China and took out their pro terrorist government.

Afghan War vet here. They are winning not because they are better warriors, nor bacause the Americans are being held back. It's because they are, simply put, to fucking stupid. They are to stupid to realize they cannot win. These are people who live in houses made of literal mud.

I once saw a man try to smuggle a goat through one of our vehicle check points. He sewed the goat into the front passenger seat, we doing it in about two seconds of searching.

It isn't illegal to transport goats. He did this for no reason. These people are retarded. Even afghanis from the north hate them.

We found it in two seconds, not we doing.

The Vietnamese simply retreated back to North Vietnam because our politicians were so afraid of China they wouldn't let the military fully invade the country.

those are mountain monkeys, not people

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Spaniards and greeks. Greeks have the 300. We have this. What do you have?

gorilla warfare and CIA training to defeat the USSR not to mention all the US and Saudi money that went into arming the muhajadeen

This. Faggot Yanks are always fucking shit up.

He said similar shit about Poles. So don't get too happy

The point is hes a fucking retard who eats up government propaganda.
Its like the kid who gets his ass whooped by a girl but doesnt want his friends to know.
"Yeah it was a hard fight but he kept playing dirty so it ended in a tie but I actually won"

First they have you guarding poppy fields, now they're making you let sex traffickers through your checkpoints?
The hell is wrong with the officers these days?

we are better, jew lover

Is there any credible evidence to support this? 300 000 is a fuck tonne of people

It's mainly the geography that gives them the advantage. Try being an epic gorilla fighter in some open plains.

Yes.

>what is home field advantage

You have to go back

>Croats
>good at anything

You got fucked by Serbs mane...

Top kek

...such as? Mass graves? Buried weapons and equipment? Multiple sources?

I'd love to believe it, but a lot of ancient and medieval battles were almost pure fiction

>You got fucked by Serbs mane...
are you actually retarded?

Only because USA gave them hogh tec wepons like anti tank rockets and heavy artillery.

Its sad, if the ussr cleaned up afghanistan with its brutal but fair outlook it wouldnt have caused a problem later in life.

t. Thompson

>interbred with niggers
>be occupied by moslems for centuries
>master warriors
Ha

The Fin is correct.

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Serbians are worthless cuckolds. Serbian rat will protect Ethiopian niggers and kill Croats as long as they pray in the Eastern manner. The only race in the Balkans to never remove, kill or oppress cigans. They even interbred with them.

They aren't the best - the military are hamstrung by politicians because if you were to say to the defence forces to conduct a scorched earth policy and don't leave a single living thing alive they could deal with Northern Pakistan within a few months and deal with Pakistan's over population at the same time by thinning out the Punjabi population too.

Those numbers don't make any sense. The wikipedia page currently estimates the losses at just over 1000 which seems more reasonable.

Get off your krokodil Ivan. Croats are well known mudslime lovers. They're so butthurt about Serbs that they'd rather ally with Bosnian muslims

>Get off your krokodil Ivan. Croats are well known mudslime lovers. They're so butthurt about Serbs that they'd rather ally with Bosnian muslims
they are literally croats with a different religion, i honestly don't give a shit, as long as they fight my wars im good

The Mongolian are waaaay more fitting into that description historically and nowadays,if you ever met a mongolian,don't go drinking with them,they are really nice and have qt girls but the guys when drunk get wrestlie and unless you know how to deal with them you might end up kissing the ground(top sumos wrestlers are mongolian and they train since childhood)afghanis are subhuman.
ThisActually the Greeks conquered the afghan tribes.
If a meteorite had to hit the earth and we had a choice Afghanistan would be my target,nothing of value ever came of of there

That's what I'm talking about. For Serbian rat religion > race. Exactly what I'm talking about. That's why they carry gypsy blood. BUT MUH BASED ORTHODOX CIGAN ACCEPTED MUH SERBIAN VALUES !!!!

These are the ultimate warrior people.

are you tarded? Mongols were worthless Zerg rushers that didn't build any infrastructure and practically wasted thousands and thousands of their own just to get some shiny shit

vietnam?

I'm not that spaniard but i would have selected one of the battles during the american conquest where 100 guys faced hundred thousand and still won,on a land battle(more than one of those confrontations)

Inbred manlet gurkha LARPers? Please. They are worthless just like the rest of British military history

Gurkhas.
They currently work for the British army.

Gurkhas and their Kukri knoife.

youtube.com/watch?v=a8-LRxSl9aw

There is a difference with being ultimate warriors or just living in a shithole that nobody really wants to invade.

*shoot at a patrol from ambush positions, and flee back into the mountains* wow what fearless warriors!

>British military history
Oh boy. Like yours is any better.

Except not really. The Afghans aren't some sort of super soldiers, and neither are the Vietnamese, they are simply protected by political circumstances (and the fact that literally nobody supported South Vietnam).

Reminds me of the "beer bottle VC".
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The only people you fought were some subhuman savages. When you've met German and Dutch resistance you were torn in pieces.

Can you read while squatting Ivan?we are talking about the best fighters,not about empires,what has infrastructure have to do with mongolians being better fighters than afghanis?
Plus compared to Afghanistan Mongolians are still better at infrastructure.(both have nothing remotely similar to working infrastructure but at least mongolian plains are beautiful and people don't smell of shit)

First Serb in this thread, look around, see posts about Serbs, fuck how can little country be so relevant

Master Race here

Because they sucked at fighting? Winning fight is not enough, when losses are colossal. Example - shit tier Soviet Army "victory"

Idk about the Pashtuns but Iranic people are known for being badass warriors

>britain at it's peak
Just an expedition
>USSR at its peak
They had actually practically won even with US arming and training for Mujhadeen. The problem was USSR collapse led to the end of financial help to commie aghan which led to that shithole imploding again. Also what's funny is that even at half arsed force soviets were still killing and fucking everything up on sight.
>USA
US was there for different reasons. Nation building was never primary of those since Afghanistan is fucking worthless. They got what they wanted with a nice public show of 'freeing the aghan people' before getting the fuck out with minimal losses.

They guy you posted is ethnic Russian blood traitor putin's cocksucker

Yes we built the biggest Empire in history by just hitting a few savaged.

>ethnic Russian
From a traditionally Iranic (Sarmatian) area of Kukraine

>pashtuns
Link and pic related.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Saragarhi

It feels like I have been sucked into some really deep Eastern squabble here

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We literally did.

>implying

The reason they """win""" is because you can't just murder all the civilians like in the old times

Conventional warfare is forever cucked by this fact

We smacked the French and Spanish Empires a few times, sliced the ottoman empire like Christmas turkey and after years of stale mate we bull dozed the German Empire after 1916.
Savaged were on the side but the other colonial powers were after that land as well.

Dude,they had ridiculous losses compared to the number of kills,they must be amongst the top on killing to killed ratio,there where never so many of them

>Sarmatianism
Literally meme of Polish nobility in Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth. Ethnic Ukrainians in the Southeast are garbage mixed with Crimean Tatars and Turkish races. That's true

Yup,the rusks where actually doing quite well problem is the ussr was already falling and some generals where more than keen to take dollars and sell their own weapons to the mujaideen,plus some of the soldiers where less than willing to go fight for the soviets at that shithole.
Even if so,they did quite well.

Except we actually kicked in the shit of the vietcong

After the tet offensive they had nothing, no soldiers, no weapons, no money.

We could have rolled into the North, wiped the NVA like snot from a babys face and been done with it.

Ignorant hippy fuck

Work with Pashtoun on a daily basis, most of them as dumb as a bag of rocks, and inbred more often than not.
>I have three cousins. They are all married to my three sisters.
errytime

The smackings were insignificant in any colonial areas. All the real shit went down in Europe and that was always an orgy of countries. We did real good in Europe sometimes thought, however our strategy was always to just poke around the continent and make sure nobody got too big, while we go fuck up savages, take plenty of rich and bountiful land and own the seas, everyone else (apart from the Spanish who got a seizure from gold) was playing catch-up with us in colonialism.

Doesn't mean we can't be proud of that, but the continentals went through a lot more shit that we avoided because of our geography and navy.

There were that many of them that ghengsicuck was killing 10 for 1 deserter and 100 for 10, 1000 for 100. All that could do is
Zerg rush city state
Demand tax
Receive

Literal garbage

but they lost to all of them

drawing lines on maps does not create empire. writing words on papers does not impose your will upon another. you wage war like women and then demand to be given the credit of martial conquest. you are truly a race of lying scum.

The real kebab removers.

That map shows all the territories even if those territories where unexplored,or lost at the time some of the other territories where claimed,plus some where just taken from the germans after ww1 but only had British administration.
Britain had the peak after ww1 when they took the German colonies,but immediately after that some territories became part of the commonwealth,like the Irish and so.
The mongolians come second but actually mantained those territories for more than 2 years

>drawing lines on maps
If we have troops and garrisons in the area then we own it. If we control trade and impose laws on the population we own it.
Don't make excuses you paki.

The Koreans arent beating the US. We're just basically at a standstill, and have been for a few years. What's stopping us from winning is that they all escape to China and regroup and rearm there. The war would already be finished with if we invaded China and took out their pro terrorist government.

>receive tax often with delays without physical control
>maintain territory
What did pardo mean by this?

Honorable mention because being batshit crazy can be an asset.

what troops cunt? how many europeans did you have in the land of indus river. you dont get to play your lying games with me anglo. when the nation state is destroyed and the bank is no more, we will settle this matter between us.

lying to locals and then pretending you are ruling over people is not rule. moreover, even the locals that helped you could not help you rule over all the people you claim anglo. you do not get to define people as land not a garrison 100 miles away as as sign of submission. i do not care for your feminine metrics and womanly way of war. the one who uses the trusting nature of others as a primary weapon of war against them have given up all insurance for failure. for such a man there is either success or annihilation.

there was no british empire upon which the sun never set. the empire is being created as we speak. the creation of the nation state was the beggining of imperialism not its end. the nation state is the factory that manufactures the anglo empire. the nation state is the lying church of the anglo saxon religion that wages war through a thousand lies. it plays on the vanity of its victim just like a whore would. it is not surprising that the european parasite species gave birth to this entity. even today the pakistani state does not control all the people in the land defined on the map. then why do you think you scum controlled over those people a 100 years ago. arent you the faggots constantly calling the pakistani state a failed state?

once the state is no more and the fangs of the parasite banks are ejected from our bodies and we have gained back our strength and you lay starving without sustenece, then we will come. we will see then if your claims are indeed true. if you indeed enslaved a race like ours.

canada, we were born in the frozen north, afraid of nothing, and maple syrup runs through our veins. we are the mighty northfolk.

Can someone translate this?

>takbir

>fighting like sneaky kikess
>warrior race
choose one faggot

Maori are a fucking joke
in a 1v1 fight most people on this board would rek them
Why do you think they try to intimidate you so much?
Because they are weak as fuck!
Lots of animal use that tactic. They make themselves bigger than they appear.

Every conqueror said a lot of shit about every people being highly powerful and able to conquer the world and sheit

it's basically propaganda, we annexed part of Croatia and it was a mean to say "shut up and be happy about it now join the army"

>Greeks
>not Romans

What's wrong with you, Hidalgo?

sure thing sweet heart.

>They are to stupid to realize they cannot win.
Then why are they winning?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Basian
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Didgori

The true warrior race would use more nukes.

>beating Britain
>implying the retreat of Kabul in 1842 was in any way something to boast off
>implying they didn't get absolutely ass raped by mightily butthurt redcoats in retaliation
>implying Stingers were outdated weapons when they fought against the USSR