Ask a Belgian anything

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Is there even any sort of ethnic or cultural difference between Belgians or Germans?

Why did you steal German flag?

Your not country right?

Do you like waffles

Why did you create the EU?

How do you solve the Walloon problem

When are you coming home?

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How does it feel being a not country?

When will you annex the good part of France (excluding independent Britain) and nuke Paris into the oblivion?

poepen?

Why every belgian poster is flemish?

Never. Nederland is nog een grotere knoeiboel dan België.

When will you finally accept that you're just a bunch of dissident French and Dutch people and return your land to its rightful owners?

Just look at your borders, absolutely disgusting nigger-tier shit.

Haat jij de blandijn evenveel als ik?

Hoe is het weer ginder?

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What did Vlaanderen mean by this?

Je te sugère d'engager en coït avec ta génitrice la péripathéticienne, plébéien

>tfw only right-wing identifying walloon in existance
>tfw no lolbertarian party in this shthole

Come back to Holland and leave the fags of wallonie behind.

Arguments can be made Belgians are more celtic than Germanic, though we might as well come from Salian Franks. Then again large parts of Europe have 'Belgian' blood somewhere in their past.

Cultural there is some overlap but we are worlds appart.

Belgiand and Germans are very different people. Attitudes, habits etc, and to the trained eye there are also facial/physical differences

How does it feel knowing per capita Belgique exports the most amount of fighters to ISIS?

Waarom zijn jullie weg gegaan van de machtige koninkrijk der nederlander?

Literally the Jews did it.

Flandres should join Great Holland.

Soon papi.

Most are, not all. Walloons are disproportionately socialists and far left. Maybe that's why. There's a lot more redpills distributed in Flanders.

clog or frog?

>ce sentiment quand le PTB devient le 3e parti politique francophone

>implying we werent first and the current german colors werent forced upon them after 1918

Are you the same "belgian" that did amas in the past but is in reality a dirty churka immigrant?

My proposition.

We split up Belgium:

Flanders -> independent
Wallonia -> independent or annexed by France
Brussels -> independent city-state or part of Wallonia
Oostkantons -> back to germany

Flanders and the Netherlands will form the Confederation of the Netherlands
We both have full autonomy but work together on military level perhaps also on foreign policy if necessary (to strengthen our negotiating power).

How can I get a tough Molenbeek gf to seduce me, make me listen to Moroccan rap, get me to sell drugs, and hold me at gunpoint

We can call it
>The United Provinces

I'm liking it already.

Go to LA, far cheaper and more effective.

I was thinking a semi-autonomous state of great holland, but a confederation sound bretty good too.

German speaking Belgian here, AMA

>mfw

>Netherlands and Flanders
>Having an army
Could be good actually...
I don't think Merkel will allow it tho
Also
>Waloonia
>Independent
I wish

I feel bad for you guys, don't you wanna go back to Germany?

Schild en Vriend?

>> 112444444

ah fuck damnit

I actually visited your country a year ago or so. Some really good food and beer which is all you really need. But your government is a bitch and you all know it. Didn't Farage even joke about you guys being a non-country?

comfy Vlaanderen pics

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The only reason Belgium isn't Dutch is that the British got in the way. We wouldn't be nearly as friendly with each other if our King got his way though. Best be peaceful about it.

By non-country Farage means that there is no real medieval predecessor state of Belgium. It's a collection of lands ruled by different rulers throughout history
First dukes of Burgundy, then hapsburgs, then Spanish, then French

>Didn't Farage even joke about you guys being a non-country?
literal anglo calling a anglo creation a non-country,so ironic

Also he hates belgian politicians because he had to deal with their bullshit in EU politics for many years, that's why he's so harsh on Belgium

Redpill me on belgian revolution pls

Did you eat stoofvlees?

what did cromwell do wrong?

How big is the government in Belgium? I've heard that the government micromanages every aspect of everybody's lives and that there are basically gov regulations on literally everything you do. Is this true?

>we say fuck you to the Dutchies
>the big spark came after an stage play "The Mute Girl of Portici"
>it was a patriotic play
>people flooded the streets afterwards
>its happening
>dutch king super mad we dare to secede
>sends his army
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Days'_Campaign
>we get BTFO
>french come and help, recapture Antwerp
>this kills the dutchie
>also england tells dutch king to fuck off because they needed some sort of buffer state in continental europe
>dutch king BTFO
>fast foward 150 years
>the effects of an artificially created country are running rampant
>seat of EU in Brussels so in practice no real way to secede

Germany in its current state - no.
A strong, thousand year Greater German Reich - hell yeah.

I'm not sure about the average sentiment on that proposition though.

The political class have illusions of grandeur and think of our tiny meaningless piece of land as an almost equal player to other "regions" in europe.

Anti-German propaganda was harsh after the war. We grow up to consider them "those germans", even though we are essentially german, very few people would call themselves german. A friend moved to germany and got the german citizenship - "what a fucking faggot" was the general reaction.

Though it's the same towards "those walloons". We're generally pretty neutral towards Flanders, simply because we have little contact.

It's a really nice area, lots of nature, and the southern part has a great sense of community with all the tiny villages. The north (where I'm from) could be great, but there is not much going on. We're right in between Liège and Aachen/Cologne (with good train/motorway connections), most people (and businesses, events) go there. "We" feel better than the tiny villages of the south, aspire to be "cities", but nothing comes of it. People are comfortable and there's a bigger and better option for everything a short drive away.

We should embrace our small town existence and don't try to be something we're not.

We have 5 seperate governments (i know, JUST)

But I wouldn't say we're micromanaged. Great Britain is a real nanny state, way waaaaaaay worse there.

What do Belgians call Belgian Waffles? Just Waffles? If so then what do you call normal waffles?

They make waffles in various ways here. One example is Luikse wafel (Liege waffles), otherwise we just call it waffles

>Which one? The one from Brussels or from Liège?

Thanks belgibro
I need some insight on whether the reasons for belgian secession were legit or not
I read that dutchies fucked you over in politics, so that they disproportionately run the country despite you producing the most value

this basically
it was also that belgium was industrialised and the whole revolution was basically a powergrab by rich industry edgelords and the french and anglos saw it as a good oppurtunity to not have the ports of antwerp and rotterdam in one country
In hindsight a united netherlands including belgium could have been pretty potent in the 1800s when you combine belgian industry and dutch trading capacities
also congo+indonesia as colonies would basically mean a rubber monopoly

the dutch also tried to limit the freedom of press etc

hoe gaat het met je?

why do you put fries in a baguette?

>56% lectures about niggers
We want to go back, as long as the walloons don't.

Belgium immigrant numbers came in for Limburg. I suppose it's the same or even more for the other provinces:
40% of the children between 1-11 are immigrants
OGRE

But most of them will move to the cities they said, so Antwerp or Brussels. You can have them

hello beuls

>belgian
don't exist
also you're rightful clay to us

De Blandijn is geen vriend van mijn gele fiets.