10-DAY OUTLOOK: No rain until Wednesday evening. Then, 4.8 inches of rain over the next week. Pic related shows we can expect 1.4948 * 4.8 = 7.2 inches to show up in the Official CDEC Oroville Dam Rain Data (with so-so certainty)
7.2 inches of rain incoming.
RESULT: WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTION
HAPPENING NOW: De-escalation. Situation under control.
Repairs HUGELY necessary to prevent a redux of this near-disaster. EMERGENCY SPILLWAY OUT OF ORDER; MAY CAUSE DEATH AND MASSIVE PROPERTY DAMAGE. RESIDENTS ARE TO EVACUATE
Never-before-used emergency spillway compromised: poor enineering leads to excessive erosion threatening the integrity of this sub-dam. Upon discovery of excessive erosion, residents evacuated. The is emergency spillway is essentially the edge of a toilet. Once the water reaches the rim, it spills over.
Pothole-ridden main spillway (chute/runway style with controllable gates) reengaged at a rate of 100,000 cu ft per second in an attempt to save the shoddy emergency spillway sub-dam. This main spillway must drain the reservoir down 50 feet by Wednesday evening to accomodate a full week of rain forecasted.
God is literally bringing a flood to cleanse the earth of filthy sinners once again...
Owen Hall
That shit's hot garbage, and is a useless fucking stream. Stop linking it.
I want to know how bad the fucking spillway, and the dam's face is looking. Not to see oooh, water in a reservoir.
Austin Ramirez
Can't help you there, m8
Grayson Sanders
God made the rainbow as a sign that he'll never kill people with super flood again. California faggots have stolen the rainbow for themselves, god is fucking pissed and punishes them with a flood.
Jacob Morris
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Oliver Sanders
Got a homie in yuba. Are y'all close enough to worry about this?
Bentley Gray
Please kek, bless us with a cascading failure of the upper spillway leading to undermining erosion of the Western edge of the main dam and a complete failure.
Leo Roberts
SF here
It should be us facing a natural disaster not the people in the counties that actually voted for Trump.
Jackson Evans
>dam fails >Sacramento gets wiped out
Austin Thomas
CA Gov(And Dems) are responsible for the Dam, read the thread I made about it:
What will wiping out trump supporters do for them? Cali will never go red. It would be more believeable if it was a swing state and this county had the power to make the state go red. Cali is never ever go red. Few hundred thousand trump supporters in cali are the least of their worries.
Nolan Martinez
holy fuck you get more retarded by the day
Levi Green
Yes it should be. Berkeley too. But you fucks are in no position to face down any disaster except nuclear or tectonic.
Jose Hernandez
Hi
Hope you have catastrophic dam insurance
That's all
Joshua Torres
>dam fails >9.5 Richter strikes SaFra and Sillishit valley >millions of libshits dead >spics riot >Escape from LA happens irl >we get a happening that keeps on happening for months ahead >Trump wins 2020 after reconstructing California Please based white Jesus, let this happen.
Brayden Taylor
Any new pics of the sink hole on the main spillway?
The emergency spillway looks like it eroded to all hell
Benjamin Adams
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Ryder Turner
It will make the world a better place when 100s of 1000s of you inbreeders drown
Jackson Brooks
Lol Sup fags I live in Oroville. Not there now obviously. Got any questions?
Brody Morales
That is because the left knows how to maintian their city's fagoo
Carter Sanchez
How does it feel to be homeless?
Jaxson James
why didn't you stay?
Jordan Nelson
What do you do there for work?
Aiden Johnson
That's because the erosion started occurring days before obviously
Landon Morales
Huuuurrrrr hurrrr I'm about to fucking actually lose all my property and maybe fucking die because we funded sanctuary cities and welfare and immigrants.
Wait you've left for a state in the same country that you can keep your guns, get a job, buy a house, and have representation in the state administration which doesn't do this state's retarded policies?.
Grrrr You're just like those undocumented jobless immigrants that I hate and have paid for my entire adult life with state taxes at my own expense.
KEK U C K
Bentley Lewis
Sacramento fag here this is literally nothing they are releasing 50 feet of water to get the dam back to its normal state
Kayden White
This is boring. Nothing will happen and California will continue to be the last bastion of hope against Drumpf.
Noah Diaz
Wait, there is water in California?
Zachary Young
How are they going to safely release water if the spillways are both fucked
Jonathan Anderson
Do you posses a boat?
Zachary Rodriguez
Feel like I'm finally part of the town now. Pretty exciting
Adrian Perry
Fresh OC
Adam Allen
why did you evacuate? I would have stayed at home. now thieves will plunder your shit
Brody Bell
"mandatory" evacuation. We got notice in like 30 minutes and they were saying it could break any minute. I could see the spillway from my yard
California is a containment state. We shouldn't want it to spill into other ones...
Ian Rivera
ahh you'd have to be a local. Oroville is known for gold, which is gone, and meth. Lots of meth. peanutbutter teeth is what me and family call the methheads. Literally every chucklefuck they interviewed at the silverdollar fairgrounds was a fucking one tooth methhead. Hilarious shit.
Kayden Murphy
Hahahahaha i didn't watch much news last night but I did see them interviewing fags at the gas station lmao
Noticed a about global warming coming up since this dam started getting attention, remember this from Professor Ian Plimer youtube.com/watch?v=94BeCbh80EQ
Austin Lee
oh yeah I saw that shit too lol. The road by my house was packed with traffic all night too, but it seems pretty clear now. I'm on the west side of the levee / railroad tho so it seems calm.
Until thursday.
You holding up at a hotel or one of the churches? They letting anyone into town?
naw, inbetween in a no name town but safe from any water. Just enjoying the local shit parade.
Sebastian Jenkins
Yep. Fuck this town
Bentley Roberts
If Superman orbits the earth counterclockwise fast enough we can get a reset.
