Feminists are pushing for consent cards

>sup hoe, wan sum fuck bby?
>sure do honey, give it to me big boy
>Yup, just gimme a sec
>*Search aimlessly through wallet
>*Put glasses on
>*Get out a pen from somewhere
>"What's the date?"
>14th
>Mkayyy, please sign here
>Where it says Female Signature?
>Yea
>But i sexually identify as a agender omnisexual-
>OKAY Fuck this shit i'm out

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lawguru.com/articles/law/business-law/signing-under-duress-when-does-it-render-a-contract-void
ijr.com/2015/02/249087-sex-consent-card-provides-solution-military-sexual-assault/
reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2vohtq/considering_the_way_that_things_are_headed_every/
youtube.com/watch?v=2E9pM2pWbDA
youtube.com/watch?v=FAU6ZjovmT8
youtube.com/watch?v=hUwAKhHDXlU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

What would stop a rapist from forcing the woman to sign?

the more that gets in the way of degenerates having casual sex the better

this

It'll backfire, but i still wanna fuck without
having to go through the process every fucking time

They're put off the hook because the rapist is muslim and it's just part of their culture you bigot

don't be stupid signatures are the most foolproof verification known to man

you would need that notarized with a bit more information and likely a recording / consent to being recorded to be held as evidence for your trial

this is not fool(read:SJWtrial)proof as she could still claim her actions were all made under duress. just stick with the 4k VR and sex dolls for the time being

Just don't fuck the craziest bitch you meet while you are drunk. Try to know about her a little bit more, date her a few times and you should be safe. Or just hire a hooker.

>look at card
>look back at retarded femanon that gave me the card
>look at the card again, dropping it on the ground
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

Seriously, I wouldn't fuck a woman who gave me one of these with a stolen, rented dick

yeah that's why the card is stupid, it's not evidence

t. legal studies teacher

Contract is void under duress.

lawguru.com/articles/law/business-law/signing-under-duress-when-does-it-render-a-contract-void

Still though, it ads another layer of difficulty to the burden of proof. Feminists aren't known for their critical thinking skills.

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

user.. I don't think...

How would the rapist know she had a card like this? It's not a bad idea. This makes it harder for women to push false rape accusations, so it's a win-win situation. People here are just reacting negatively because hurr feminism

>being this new

why can't you people just get a reference that is over 10 years old now?

Probably need to call up a notary public to have the signature witnessed and form stamped, copied in quintuplicate and copies sent to the local police, the federal police, both parties, and a copy for the notary to retain.

if this takes off I hope to make some money notarizing these at bars with my little stamp for $10 a piece.

PC as this may be, perhaps it would cut down on false rape charges that these cunts cry so much. Would it hold up in court though?

Have you not read the thread AT ALL big fella?
it's retarded

bottom bantz laddie

>keeping a condom in your wallet

The card's gonna be as useful as the war helmet

Looks like someone got double meme baited.

>it ads another layer of difficulty to the burden of proof

No it doesn't. Femenists already want you to believe what a women says without question. That will include I did not sign that. Also as we have already seen a women can withdraw consent halfway through sex so its meaningless.

So what stops women from lying about rape like they currently do?

he just has to bring one with him
Yeah I know, was just trying to imagine what would happen if

...

The same could be said about the original joke to begin with.

it goes like this

Better have the notary stay, with running camera, to serve as witness of the festivities.

The thing is no women would ever never accept this shit. No women would sing a paper it says this guy fucked me. It would cause devastating effects on her reputation.

Feminists (due to they dont get laid because they look like a pokémon) dont know any single fucking thing about female sexuality.

Oh yes, men can just carry one. Never mind. Would be better with an app or something, but it sounds hard to do anyway

Do it.

Fucking do it.

Im not even kidding I want to see it happen and then see more articles from women bitching about no more good men.

>swipe right
>grab Uber
>have drinks downtown
>go to Planned Parenthood and get STD testing
>Have form faxed to notary
>Visit with Psychologist
>discuss sexual history
>get consent form notarized
>take Uber to her place
>fuck for 20 minutes
>she tells you to stop right as you're about to nut
>She calls 911
>You get arrested, sentenced to 20 years in prison, and placed on a sex offender registry

No they're not. Feminists would never agree to a contract like this because muh consent can be withdrawn at any time

user that is clearly a 540 degree rotation.

You guys know there are a lot of women, liberals included, who would never go for this.

Trust me, there are plenty of liberals who are getting sick of this shit.

Implying I wouldn't sign both the columns

FPBP

Flip side, how do you defend yourself in court when a woman just says that you forced her to sign it?

>implying this will ever be a problem for me
>implying I'll ever have sex

you would also have to record the entire sexual encounter since if at any time during it she changes her mind it is then considered rape, might be better just to have a witness their watching it to make sure it stays consensual.

Life is becoming one big Chapelle sketch.

Perhaps we need supervised state run fuck rooms with both cameras and state appointed in-person observers.

Woah India, stop with the self-rape then

I just have to say that some jew forced her to say that i forced her to sign it by forcing her to sign a contract

>I signed it but I was drunk and high so it doesn't count
>anyway, fancy a shag?

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This is a good thing. Now you can't be falsely accused of rape.

Does the man get one of those aswell or is it only for the woman? Because otherwise they wouldn't be able to sue you once they felt like they did a mistake.

Poor user. Thoth understands your misery.

Don't forget tax paid breathalysers and drug tests for all participants beforehand to assure nobody is drunk or high when engaging in said sex

Isn't this literally a dave chapelle skit?

>feminists are pushing

Sauce? I wanna read it if you have it.

This is stupid

Half the time, a girl will back out if she has to stop and think about shit. Girl's brains are stupid as shit when it comes to sex.

I guess its time to play the waiting game, let the SJW bitches age into crotchety ugliness so that they become embittered spinsters who no one will listen to because they've obviously failed as women by being 30-40, single, and childless. Mos tlikely with a shitty job as well since even though they preach this grrl power bullshit they all want to find a rich guy who will let them sit at home being lazy all day until they can divorce him, take his money, and be "independent" again.

Just remember, new girls turn 18 everyday. Eventually this generation will start to pass, and the next wave of women will wash in, and then you can set in on them as the older, successful male they're looking for anyways.

It will start a precedent of the next gen of males having to fight for an increasingly shrinking pool of pussy, hopefully causing them to man up in order to get laid, and killing this nu-male bullshit. After a generation or two of men dating down in age, it will eventually even out again, and the retards will have died off, without contributing to the bloodline or development of young minds, a footnote of history, serving as a warning for all who come afterword.

what's with the "I am not drunk or high" line? I'm 34 and pretty much all the sex I had from the time I was 16-25 was with drunk or high girls... is this wrong nowadays or something?

>carry around a shagging contract
>contract is void under duress
>rape always involves duress
>contract is always void

this is a female shit-test

It's a hedge so they can have an easier time crying "rape" if they regret it the next day.

>he forged my signature

at this point we might as well make chappelle an official prophet , alongside the ones in the bible

>implying that's even effective

A girl could just say she was drunk when she signed it. Contracts aren't valid if the person is on a "mind altering substance."

The only way to defend against fake rape allegations is to video tape her taking a breathalyzer then stating that she is giving consent.

Hell, even then she could just lie and say she told you to stop halfway through. You'd gave to tape the whole sexual experience.

They wanted it for the U.S Military originally
But i can see where they are gonna come with it

ijr.com/2015/02/249087-sex-consent-card-provides-solution-military-sexual-assault/

Problem is, it's a bad shit test. No woman is worth ending up in jail on rape charges over. Not one of them. Since we've gone so far in this direction, the only way to pass is to not play at all. So, women have killed a lot of the motivation to bother with them. They need to walk it back, but they're too gaslit by cucks and the MSM to do that.

Since it's the male that must keep it with himself at all times, he'd have the card. You really think feminists would make the girls have the burden of both having and keeping the card? Back to plebbit

This. The scenario they want is
>no signature
Automatically rape.
>signature
Still probably rape.

>A girl could just say she was drunk when she signed it. Contracts aren't valid if the person is on a "mind altering substance."

Or forced.

Such as a rapist forcing you to sign. It solves nothing.

Now if you had three independent witnesses sign? It's worth more.

Also film your own sex.

Here's a plebbit link also

reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2vohtq/considering_the_way_that_things_are_headed_every/

Even if you did, user, you'd have no one to share it with other than pol

think about that for a sec

We'll now I just want to become a serial killer and use these as my calling card, the thought never would have occurred to me otherwise.

youtube.com/watch?v=2E9pM2pWbDA
youtube.com/watch?v=FAU6ZjovmT8

That article outlines pretty quickly why these cards would do nothing. Does anyone really not see the major flaw in this?

What am i looking at here

>Feminists
The text at the bottom looks more like something a Reddit MRA would write.

you do know that the ace of spades is the tattoo white girls that want to get BBC put on their backs, right?

>doing the truffle shuffle with my vr waifu
>sjw two blocks away has her period
>get taken to court for rape
>she sneezes and sheds a tear
>get life sentence

Yeah but what if you get that one crazy bitch that starts screaming rape halfway through; cognizant of the filming or not? Unless it's on VHS, it'd be easy to claim the video was tampered with since majority of people don't have the knowledge or hardware for it otherwise.

Feminists are this retarded thinking that a simple printout they wrote in ms word with absolutely zero binding attached to it as unabridged legal proof of consent

Who's got that "consent is sexy" video that cuckifornia put out last year? That had to have been the cringiest PSA I've ever seen.

The best thing to do is kill the mood by slowly going through the process and quadruple checking every step, and even request for separate forms for different sexual acts. Make them sick of it.

But what if she starts to regret it partway through and non-vocally retracts consent?

So what's to stop a woman from saying "but he forced me to sign it!" and getting the guy convicted anyway?

Then you're fucked.

It's a funny notion but this literally wont change anything. They're going to fuck chad without filling out a consent card anyway and never turn him in, and this is just a way to keep the beta numale orbiters even further away from them, since now they'll have to humiliate themselves by asking bluntly to have sex with them.

That's not a consent card, that's actually a "Why won't anyone have sex with me?" card.

Gentlemen, that is why you must insist on creating a sex tape to ensure this doesn't end in a rape allegation.

I'm pretty sure they took the original down

There's a ((((TYT)))) on it tho.
youtube.com/watch?v=hUwAKhHDXlU

Well yeah obviously what do you think we were doing in there?

Then they shouldn't have been raping that poor desperate girl to begin with, it was only a cry for help!

While we're at it, such a complex public policy would require at least an additional 5000 to 10000 public employees, so we should preemptively hike the income tax rate by another 5%.

Great way to kill the mood

This is the path to the society where Central State Statistics automatically assigns you the most "appropriate" partner(s), and sexuality is nothing but an analyzed, organized, and calculated function in the means of production, of future workers....

not to say the issue of consent isnt one - it is. But thats not how to deal with it, lmao, a card

>tfw Dave Chappelle's love contract skit is becoming real life

Jesus Christ

>state assigned waifus
Is it subject to diversity quotas?

Literally only betas get cucked by feminists. I've said outrageously sexist shit to chicks who unironically use the word "mansplaining" and they don't even care.

Thank you user

This gave me hope for men and women

Literally the only way to be safe is to record your sex sessions with a copy of that day's newspaper in shot and post it to Pornhub immediately after so it gets time-stamped as that date.

>when you realize that state assigned waifus will be done by globalist leftists
what are we even fighting for?

Actually... how does this not benefit the guy?
Hear me out:
Assuming women get used to the idea of a Sex Consent Card the same way they do with condoms. Meaning- they don't dry up if you ask them to sign.

This will stop a fuck-ton of "morning-after I change my mind" rape allegations.

Literally nothing. Just like theres nothing stopping a woman from claiming she wasn't drunk, on drugs, or not having STD's.

>Contract is void under duress.

what if the duress is caused by their sexual frustrations, and they only signed that card because of the extreme sexual emergency? you took advantage of them and are now a rapist.