Holy shit Sup Forums, I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Kill yourself for being an insult to actual men, you autistic, incestuous, pedo.
Isaiah Murphy
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Anthony Edwards
kys degenerate
Benjamin Miller
Degenerate
Robert Campbell
Want to join the Illuminati? We might have some positions opening up soon that fit your description.
Xavier Davis
I'm sure this is b8 but just in case it isn't: kys.
Josiah Gutierrez
Retards falling for old pasta.
Hudson Sanchez
Manhattan is actually tiny.
Levi Campbell
That story, I feel, is indeed quite cool.
William Price
MODSSSS Get this faggot shit out of here
Ryan Watson
Hope you remembered to wash your hands first, menthol dick.
Michael Rodriguez
>the eternal pole still going at it
How many times have you gotten banned my man?
Zachary Butler
Pasta older than dirt.
Juan Perry
please consider suicide before actually acting on your urges, pedophiles are a pox upon humanity
Liam Brooks
>not jacking it with a cool menthol breeze
Logan Cox
>neice please kill yourself
Justin Jones
>all these heartless monsters itt who don't want to help little girls get better
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Dominic Brown
user, let's be honest here - you'd have absolutely no reason to post that shit here if it wouldn't be to rustle jimmies. Thus, shitposter, with thing off-topic, I am betting this thread will die soon.
There's retarded shit like arresting people for having loli sex dolls. Stupid, I know. But in your case, while you didn't commit crime yet just because you had sexual thoughts - you show certain suspicious lack of self-control. Or you would if this story wouldn't be fake and retarded.
