*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*
>"yo cracka how r we goin' to solve the climate change u got ten seconds to answer"
Your response?

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Trains nigga

stop farting

Nuclear fusion mi hommie.

More kush nigga

mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

I would wait five seconds for his arm to get tired, then draw and shoot him the instant he lowers it.

Go vegan, nigga.

kill all people capable of fossil fuel extraction.

wanna smoke a blunt?

I've got plenty of time. Niggers can't count to 10.

Plant some mafuggin trees

>*breaks niggers arm, shoots him in the head with gun.

solved.

>implying chimpanzees can actually count to ten

>Be me
>Disabled veteran
>Constant chronic pain
>Walk with a shitty fuckin limp
>Wish someone would point a gun at me
>Would point at my forehead and tell him to put me out of my fuckin misery
>Don't think I'll ever get that lucky.
>Life is too god to kill myself
>Wouldn't mind someone else doing it spontaneously though.

*Teleports behind you*
Heh. Nothing personnel, ape
*Stabs you*

Go fetch, boy.

"doesn't matter to me, I can afford AC"

please fuck my wife

we start hanging coal instead of burning it

Climate change is a myth bro, lmao.

i bet you really are moot u fagt

Almost forgot
>Practically unable to hold a normal job
>Have to live shittily on $1300/month disability

*unzips dick*

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$1300 for no work is pretty dope man. I clear less than $1900 after taxes with a bachelors degree and work/drive ~50 hours a week.

ignorance is bliss i guess, maximum disability is $790

what the fuck?

that gun looks like it was whittled out of a block of wood

*Pulls out hand grenade*
Would like to hear about the prophet Muhammad?

Tell him I've got the solution in my pocket. Deploy tactical watermelon jolly ranchers then as soon as dindu mc beatnik is entranced by my nigger kryptonite I draw and Mozambique drill his ass with my non jamamatick shield 9. Sprinkle a little of his tactical pocket crack on him and moonwalk the fuck away.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

NIGGER?

NIGGER.

>$1300 per month
daym sun thats rich

The electric jew, why not care for your own indians?

By gassing the jews. Join me, brother. Learn of your true oppressors.

>take a bag of the finest KUSH
>tell him that we should go green or die trying
>go to his crib and listen to nigger rhymes while drinking forties and smoking weed
>wait until he passes out
>take his gun and shoot him in the head
>call the police and tell them that some african-american tried to kidnap me
>sue the USA for one gorillion dollars

>teleports him
>unsheathes katana
>aint nuffin personal jit

I don't know mane, you got some weed tho?

*it's a hologram*

~

Veterans disability, 70%
The money isn't anywhere near worth the pain.
Wish I could have never gotten blown up and been able to stay in on active duty.

Maybe if I'm lucky I can get me a civilian job helping out with the rebuilding of the military when Trump gets started
I was a mechanic while I was in and one of the best in my whole division.
But now I can't lift anything over like 15-20# because of my legs and back and I can't crawl under vehicles so I'm a useless mechanic now.
FeelsBadMan.jpg

*Teleports Behind him*
Removing niggas
*RASENGAN!*
>nigga gets destroyed
Nothing personadel kid

That's enough money to afford a real nice apartment in some middle-of-nowhere town, good food, and internet.

The chronic pain part sucks, though. Being treated like a criminal and denied access to painkillers that actually work while niggers get them handed to them by law just for walking into an ER. I'd be pissed too.

>the color white reflects heat
>the color black absorbs heat

>kill all niggers
>earth cools down

???

climate change solved

did you use a sharpie for that shapeup?

By burning more trees nigga
>Light a blunt

>Get shot and robbed of my blunt

We don't. We assist it.

>The electric jew
Oh right sorry, forgot about the other half.

>get AC
>never turn it on
>otherwise I'm not gonna make it

Locking up women who routinely burn coal.

I would literally cut this niggers head off and hang it by that pussy-ass hair from the doorknob of his moms house

this plus mmj, sounds comfy

Illegal in my state still. Waiting to see if Trump legalizes medical before I try and move somewhere else. Been looking at legal states to move to if it doesn't work out.
I'll grow my own wherever I end up or where I'm at now if it becomes legal.

Build a giant air conditioner to cool the planet

The same thing we do every election, darky.....

pander to our minority constituents.

It's current year, bro!

>2008
that faggots probably dead by now

You would see him long before he got that close and crossed the street to avoid him. Fag.

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let the next generation deal with it

The quick and easy solution to climate change, to eliminate methane production. So I am going to take your gun, like this, and stick it up your arse.

Hey man are you still in the thread? I am also a disabled Veteran but I am rated as SMC-S (Housebound). I may be able to help you. USMC 2002-2007 here.

Oh my kek! Am i on candid camera?

Genocide the niggers

roll up a blunt and smoke to world peace

>blocking my path while i'm in my SUV
uh oh now i'm going to have to wash my tires

Go vegan nigga. Also you look like a chick.

Put cyanobacteria in the oceans

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I wanted an excuse to post this

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I'm still here, can't really think of anything I need help with though but I really appreciate the sentiment.
Never asked for anything in my life (grew up with very little) so I don't have any desires to start asking for stuff, ya know?
Don't even know what I'd ask for if I had to.

Thank you for your service. Stay away from them opioids, friend.

fuckin nippon at it again with the bantz

Been off them for 3 years now.
Just smoke weed when I'm able to get ahold of some but that isn't as often as I'd like because of the state I live in.

you heard all the scientists, its to late might as well live like kings till our oceans boil away.

There's an eco-friendly, renewable source of energy in sub-Saharan Africa...

Hmmm... I think I have a humble suggestion.

I prefer vets that don't get disabled.

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How long have you been out?
Have you considered filing for Social Security Disability?
Have you tried to get yourself reevaluated for VA Compensation since you got out?

When I first got out I was 90% but my symptoms became OBJECTIVELY worse. I had to fight for it but now I am SMC-S. It kills me inside to see another combat vet struggling. There are many lawyers who will charge you 25% of your backpay to fight for you to get both 100% and Social Security and will charge nothing if they fail. How long you been off active duty?

>"I start by giving that bitch a hose-down DAMN!"
>point just past his peripheral
>wait for 'muh dick' instincts
>knife hands outta there

Nuke China

Also I am the same Marine, I have T-Mobile so my IP is dynamic

Well... to be honest we are gonna have a problem with the population boom in Africa

>MAN WE GOTS TO STOP THE POPO FROM USIN THEM DANG SUVZ SON CRUISIN ALL DAYY ALL NIYGHT CRUISIN FOR LOOTIN WHILE DEY BE POLUTIN FUCK WRONG WIT DAT PICTURE DUDE

What kind of shit gun is that

Got out in 2011 rated at 30%, fought that before I got out didn't win.
Shortly after getting out worked with the DAV for a year trying to get it raised
Got it raised to 70%
The wounded warrior unit I was in tried getting me soc sec. while I was still in but being discharged, had no luck. Haven't tried getting soc. sec.since then.
I've gotten worse.
I have to drive ~1.5 hours to get to the VA hospital so I don't go nearly as often as I should.
Last time I went my psychologist tried telling me I was a drug addict because I smoked weed to help with my pain instead of taking opiates.
Stopped going to see her. She also claimed weed was the worst substance around.
Got divorced in 2013 and have been by myself since.
Nervous about trying to get my rating changed because I noticed last year they never switched me from married to single so if I went in to get it changed and it failed, I'd probably owe like $3000 that I was overpaid and it would financially break me.
Been wanting to fix it but it's one of those situations where I can't afford to fix it but the longer it goes, the more it will cost. Not sure what to do about it =\

probably closer to $5000-$6000 now that I think about it.

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FUCKING JAPS MAN

It's simple, Dahnaquious.

Plants make oxygen n sheeit, we gotta get da watermelegates.

Probably a fucking hi-point.

Call the cops.

I should also add that since I discovered the error, I've been setting aside the extra each month in case I'm forced to give it back all the sudden.
Have a years worth out of the 4.

This really is the best post

Holy fuck I laffd

AHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAH

Climate change isn't real, stop worrying about it.

kek Dahnaquious

i cant breath

perdon, no hablo ingles

How Can Climate Change Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

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