ANTICOM General: ペペ組合 EDITION

Greetings ANTICOM and 天皇陛下万歳: Retiree Japanese police officer comes to you with a glorious proposal!

Personal, Japanese smallsword (wakizashi) should be carried by anti-communist officers as an extra form of less-lethal, but effective self-defense against anti-fascist rebels. This should be carried in addition to a revolver pistol or a small, magazine-fed pistol of your choosing.

Many people may think I am crazy for saying that, seeing as unattentive or careless people could potentially have their own smallsword pulled by an enemy and used against them. Truthfully, however, smallsword are much more useful than guns in a variety of situations.

>Firstly, they are small enough to easily conceal beneath the belt, within a customized jacket, or within a sleeve. These should prevent it from being pulled against you unsuspectingly. Smallsword are also very lightweight weapons and easy to move with.

>Secondly, the lethality of a smallsword is much more easily controlled than that of a gun. If you are witnessing an anti-fascist viciously assault someone, you can draw your smallsword and scare them away or wound them non-lethally, without worrying about stray bullets passing through some innocent person's head. This should keep you from going to jail, or from sending the crowd/ the police into a panic, thereby causing people to get hurt.

>Finally, and perhaps most importantly... shoot someone and you may wound their vitals, thereby making them a martyr. You should only do this in case of true emergency, such as if you may have a gun pulled on you. If you must wound someone with smallsword, you can cut their hand off instead. The wound you will give the barbarian should be treatable, but will be very painful, lasting lesson. Ow! It will give them a proper reason to never think of assaulting or innocent civilians again. These are intimidating weapons that no one wants to be attacked with, and ones which bestow upon the wielder a reminder of responsibility...

...You must never become needless mass-murderers, or your emperor will be sad! Have some honor. You can protect your people in a humane way without the use of bullets. Good luck, and Make America Great Again!

Perhaps the ANTICOM are still asleep? I am still on Japanese sleep schedule, so I will try again in a few hours!

Interesting stuff.

i mean, we're all anticom, in our hearts, just sounds pretty weeby tbqhwyfamalm

This thread sucks.
Fascism is gay
Communism is gay
Kill yourself edgelord

So is this like a Tachi or a Harakiri?

>Wakizashi
Oh, fuck me.

newfag detected

you have to back

>less lethal
Alright we can sell it that way, maybe.
Awesome frog there btw.

>Tfw you realize the only truly pure and sustainable civilization would one based around technological socialism.

Its the future. Just accept it.

Quick question.

So why would having a bladed weapon be better than a blunt weapon, like a tonfa / police stick?

Tonfa are cheaper and are blunt weapons that really fucking hurt, and if you use them right are good defensive weapons in a melee. On the other hand though, any melee weapons are useless if you aren't in 4 meters range.

>tfw already unironically own a wakizashi and keep it next to my bed

Is this a reference to how that Japanese guy katana stabbed that Japanese communist live on stage?

u mean the realy supa fast gook of increadible stabbing at really hihg speed?

Nah. Ancientfag that likes to torment the basement dwellers. I remeber old Sup Forums. Before moot took it down for the same bullshit thats being perpetuated on it now. Before the nazis took over and people actually talked about current world events with intelligence.

Now its just another alt-right echo chamber. Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe, just maybe, you are equally as blind and delusional as those you fight against and that both of you are stuck in this perpetual game of chasing your own shadows?

>Ancientfag
>Old Sup Forums
>No nazis

Liar. /news/ was always natsoc.

Ahhhh yesssss, that hits the spot.

not really, the left is (((objectively))) retarded, it dosnt take much intelligence to see this, and if you had been here for more then a day you would know we talk about a lot of shit seriously, theres just quite a bit more bantz going on as of late because all the lebbip faggots wanna be aussies shit posters fr some reason

This. I remember coming to /n/ and getting uncomfortable back when I was a young liberal.

why a wakizashi though? people might start thinking yakuza is infiltrating their protests or something which would be good for the keks, but this doesn't sound very American. besides, if you injure somebody but fail to kill them they might serve you a lawsuit later. better to just keep roll of nickles or a stiletto with your sidearm in my honest opinion.

wakizashis are great in confined spaces but maintenance is costly
rifle bayonets are durable, longer than a hunting knife but shorter than a typical wakizashi and are more Angloid