Why is our military so shit? Fucking switzerland could invade and destroy us ffs...

Why is our military so shit? Fucking switzerland could invade and destroy us ffs. We should at least have a military comparable to russia.

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Because war is out of fashion. Nobody's gonna invade you. Especially not Switzerland. Even US Carrier diplomacy doesn't hold as much weight anymore. Times are a changin.

Because your leader is a leaf

No russia is going to take all our arctic. We need at least two nuclear icebreaking carriers.

Yes, meme wars are the future of warfare. Which is why Canada should be even more worried as all of their memes are tired and unfunny. All they can muster at the moment is some second-rate shitposting, the market of which is already controlled by Australia

Canada has always been more concerned about being PC, before PC was PC.

The men in Canada just have a mindset that war, guns, shit like that is not necessary. Hippy shit. Hopefully Gen Z will be more manly.

nuclear-tipped faggots are the weapons of the future. Why do you think we legalized gay marriage over a dozen years ago?

Because you live above the US and an attack on Canada would be treated like an attack on the US.

this mentality is why China is easily able to grab more and more territory.

Just strap a ton of TNT atop a ballistic missile to sink their ships if they try. Not that they would anyways. See all the shit they got when trying to grab Crimea? No land transfer will happen in the 1° world until someone brings the hard cash.

When was that? The 70's?

Get your ship together leaves baka

Not entirely true.

Although I agree Canada is much more PC than a lot of places, namely the US

We do have some good guys here that are patriotic, and understand the need for war, and that guns are the fucking bomb.

I'm sure the new government will help veer more Canucks in this direction, showing that liberals are fucking autistic.

we won't make it to Gen Z, all our politicians will be non-whites and Muslims within the next 10 years, I guarantee it. We have a lot of up and coming Hindu and Muslim politicians and I suspect within 12-16 years our Prime Minister will be non-white and Muslim.

Once we have a Muslim PM the refugees/immigrants will have unlimited entry, they'll try to boost our population from the current ~35M to 70M+ as quickly as possible (during one term) and then they'll never lose power. In Canada there's no limit to the number of times a PM can be re-elected, so technically the same PM could serve a lifelong term if he continued to get re-elected every 4 years.

Unfortunately that's the way we're going.

Afghanistan was literally the most useless war canada has ever fought.

The need for war? What good does bombing little middle eastern children do to your country?

> Fucking switzerland could invade and destroy us ffs
A nation with no navy and 1/4 of our air force. Right.

>We should at least have a military comparable to russia.
Why isn't our military as big as a nation with 4x our population? Gee I'm not sure.

Stop being a fucking idiot. Sort yourself out.

Your our hat, if someone tries to take our hat we will beat them up. So don't worry hat just keep us warm.

whats the point in a navy when you can have plans that circumnavigate the globe and can go anywhere to drop bombs and shit?

planes*

fml

you are the symbol of western weakness, yea and i dont care if you say im a Brazlian, i bet you are mixed and so i count you nu male faggot to the West, despite that feminism and socialism is also rampant in your cucked country, and you just watch

We have a high gdp than russia.
With conscription we should be able to maintain a military of at least 500k and defence budget of at least 50 billion.

>doesn't even know its ongoing
ok, go back to picking bananas, commiting murder or whatever you do in your irrelevant monkeyland.

Because you don't need an army when you are US's hat

you have an economy and population the size of tokyo. you are america's hat. you are cucked beyond comprehension.
you dont need an army.
If america goes to war, some of your cucked countrymen will be sent thanklessly to the front lines :^)

We should have bought those multipurpose heli-carriers when France didnt want to sell them to Russia because of Ukraine war

but no, we doubled down on the f35

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistral-class_amphibious_assault_ship

gg fags

If your enemy kills you, you win.

Because you are a pretend country. Canada has always been a pretend country. It's nothing but the safe space created by buttmad loyalists and their LARPer descendants. You don't need a real military anymore than a 3 year old needs a Maserati.

Yes I'm mixed so what? You guys should stop trying to heabutt everyone and just get along. Big countries don't go to war anymore. It just isn't profitable. Your racism just won't let you see that.

Why spend on military? US is just beside us and would never let any one invade us.
Also we only have +30mil people here. It is a big country but we can't afford a bigger navy.

Since you're not going to bother telling me, I'll just assume it didn't happen. The chinese are worth to you more alive than dead, and you should know that if you weren't so disgustingly prejudiced.

China has aggressively expanded its claims in South China Sea and has built a big military presence there despite local nation's disapproval

No, we need you weak like your leader and your people for when we annex you.

Because of the Jews

You don't need a military, you idiot. Any attack on Canada is an attack on the United States. The Canadian economy, and therefore its economic interests, is completely tied to the US. We share intelligence, conduct joint exercises, the US military plans for our own defense while basically considering Canada a part of our territory, we even share the same ICBM warning system. Canada could shut down its entire military tomorrow, give all that money to the Justin Trudeau Fund for Syrian Executions of Gay People, and it would make zero difference to Canada's national security.

They haven't taken anything though, and I still don't think they could. Going to war is a costly affair.

>We have a high gdp than russia.
Right now we do, but it wasn't always the case. Military spending isn't all about how much you spend in a year, it's about how much you've spent over the last 60 or 70 years. And since the Soviet Union had the second largest GDP on the planet for decades, they still have us beat in that department. And they'll continue to have us beat because they spend 3x what we do on their military. But that also means that we spend more money on making Canada a nicer place to live than Russia is.

>With conscription
Unless WW3 breaks out, conscription would be massively unpopular in this country. Hell, even if WW3 breaks out it would be unpopular.

>defence budget of at least 50 billion
Canada doesn't need a yuge Russia-tier military because we're best bro's with the burgers. That said, I would like to see us at least make our NATO commitment of 2% GDP. That would actually put us very close to the $50bn mark you mentioned btw (but still short of Russia's $65bn).

Oh shit, quads

Seriously, I can't stress enough how irrelevant Canada's military is to Canada. It's terrific that they're still building up their military, meeting NATO targets, etc., but they genuinely do not need a military. Glad they have one, but they could shut it down right this second and be just fine.

America would never let anything bad happen to its favorite hat, you cuckadians are fine

>Don't worry guys Germany is totally not going to start another war and try to expand!

Because US Navy is there, if they weren't there they'd probably have took more than the South China Sea

I long for the day where America's hat will be cool again.

Of course no wtf. Trade wars are all I can see happening in the future. And the occasional railgun skirmish once everybody sticks their collective heads out of their asses and finally go to space.

>They haven't taken anything though

They have, actually. China ignores internationally recognized standards for territorial waters, and is literally building islands in the South China Sea in order to expand their own territorial waters by their own definition and by the international definition (which, again, they ignore).

The fact that they haven't taken it further is basically entirely thanks to the US military. Without the Navy being based there, the Chinese would have executed their "String of Pearls" Strategy 10 years ago. That's the only reason the Japs, Taiwanese, Indonesians, and even the fucking Vietnamese are still being friendly towards us.

Why would we buy an amphibious assault ship when we don't have any attack helicopters to put on it, much less anything nearby that needs "assaulted"?

witnessed

>Fucking switzerland could invade

With watch? Horse dick?

Dont wory if canada becomes majority yellow, asians will do conscription as it is part of their culture.

This. Trudeau could shout death to America on the lawns of the white house and the US still couldn't declare war on Canada. It'd be like harming your autistic brother.

>Why would we buy an amphibious assault ship when we don't have any attack helicopters to put on it, much less anything nearby that needs "assaulted"?

More importantly, why would you buy amphibious assault ships when the US, Brits, and even the Japs have more than enough to carry your entire army if necessary?

Canada is still cool. They're just pretending to be not cool while still being cool, and maybe legalizing weed. No big deal.

Will you teach us how to meme, Finland?

Because look at who is leading your country.

Don't elect softbodied pussies then ask why you become softbodied pussies

The asians who move to Canada are mostly rich bastards trying to escape shitty asian countries with their money. They'd want conscription even less than the average white Canadian.

If that's how it is. Just because they shouldn't go to war doesn't mean they wouldn't I guess. Anyways, keep doing your self-atributted job and keep those indoctrinated peasants at bay for the rest of us 'till they chill out, will you?

You'll find out when it's too late.

Agreed
We needs nukes/ICBM

Follow your own advice.

>We needs nukes/ICBM

No, you don't. You have the American nuclear arsenal. You know about NORAD, right? A nuke that comes anywhere near Canada is automatically considered an attack against the US. Building nukes is a waste of time and money for Canadians, because we consider an attack on Toronto to be equal to an attack on New York.

an enemy of Canada would be considered an enemy of the U.S. The U.S. would never allow an occupied territory right on their doorstep, especially a territory so large it would be impossible to actually protect from incursion.

With this kind of security guarantee it would be a waste of taxpayer money to spend the kind of money Russia spends to pretend they are still a superpower.

No we need ice breaker nuclear supercarriers to btfo russia.

Jesus christ you're a faggot. I hope more evil barrel bombs hit children's hospitals and bakeries

We should at least spend 2% of our GDP on defense to meet NATO criteria. Spending less is just asking for an attack.

Sortie rate? Most aircraft also need to refuel to circumnavigate the globe, and we don't have enough refueling craft to do that. Our navy actually has more aircraft than the Air Force, making the US Navy the largest air fleet in the world.

We dont have the "American nuclear arsenal". Its time for us to stop being cucks and join the nuclear club. Its about having global nuclear power not the fact that a hit on us would destroy you too.

Agreed. Those and nukes would make a good combo im a thinking

No we deserve at least 10 SSBNs and 10 aegis destroyers.

>We dont have the "American nuclear arsenal".

You do have it. The American government would defend you without question.

>Its about having global nuclear power

Why do you care? You're part of the G8, you have influence in the UN/IMF/World Bank far out of proportion with your GDP and population thanks to your links to the UK and US, what more could having nukes give you?

You could easily build them, but why? What would be the point?

This.

Fucking leafs are annoying, but they're our brothers. Nobody can fuck with them, except us of course.

Tfw a fetus is more deserving of life than a foreigner. It's good to display your sound moral values in the internet where they can disgust more people.

Canada is way too big for its population, we couldn't defend our territory properly even if we spent our half our federal budget on it, we just don't have the manpower simple as that.

The only way we could deter Russia and assorted brigands would be with nukes, which would be a waste to build since the US already has so many it can easily spare a few hundreds to glass an invader.

Because you are Canada

Patrol the arctic cuz its ours. Basically in encase climate change becomes real, the north west passage would be open to international shipping so we gotta defend that shit and tell russia to fuck off.

>Patrol the arctic cuz its ours

But it isn't yours. The US, Denmark, Norway, and Russia all have their own reasonable claims to the Arctic, we've all got territory up there. And do you think the US is any less interested in protecting international shipping than you are?

you are underage aren't you?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

NOW

Ya and i trust your government to look out for canadian interests. Canada needs nukes amigo simple as that. Its not about "defending" its all about posturing

>americans in charge of knowing not to piss of canada
was an honour to fight along side the chaps
youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8&ab_channel=ColonelDan

Might is right
Its ours till someone takes it from us. Which will probably be soon though

We have the most arctic clay we need to build naval bases there build more nuclear ice breakers with aegis and vls to tell people not to fuck with it.

Funny leaf.
Your navys not much bigger than ours.

Not being in control of their own destiny is the worst fate to befall upon a nation.
Canada needs an indepedent foriegn policy detached from america.

>B-But if you kill your enemies they win!

You don't need to because you have us.