Tfw 22 never had a gf

>Tfw 22 never had a gf.

How is valentines day going for Sup Forums

i preside as king over my masturbatorium

This guy did, got married, and had a child with one. How does that make you feel?

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As did this one. How does that make you feel,again?

Lol did that female actually breed with that genetically defective male?

Has anyone broken out of the longterm nogf lifestyle? I'm about to be 22. how do I escape?

I stopped talking to the one chick I liked. Internet relationships will never work... She tried playing with my head by flirting with me yesterday on my birthday but she's still a ragged whore who is going to end up regretting the shit she's done to other people when she gets doxx'd, ratted and swatted. And that's if her Muslim dad doesn't kill her first.

I first got laid when I was 22 had several partners since then. We're all gonna make it brah

It's my 20th birthday

Same

Not a virgin. Just never dated.

>turn 22 in a couple days
>still haven't even held hands with a girl let alone kissed one

Its hard when you physically cant go anywhere that people my age congregate to get laid. I'm honestly considering getting an escort.

Happy birthday.

Atleast its something personal and "hurr durr here is this random date now buy flowers and sweets for your loved once so they get even fatter".

depressing as fuck for the first time in my life.

Just fine. No gf either, but I'm off to play some Rogue Trader with my bro and some friends. So today should be pretty dope regardless.

Valentines day is gay, and so are women.
Don't let that gay shit bring you down.

Happy birthday, user.

anyone want a trap gf?
I've been on hormones for a little bit now and my thighs have gotten a nice shape and my butt is kinda cute
I'm like loyal and stuff, I just want to feel loved and protected

Can someone tell me why the fuck are there so many kissless virgins on this site?

She'd rather breed with that "genetically defective male" than with you, user.

Because it's Sup Forums? What reason do you think normal well adjusted people would have to post here?

Can someone explain this meme? I see it all the time but I just don't fucking get it. Is it a reference to something?

>defective female (cognitive disability) breeds with defective male (physical disability)

nothing wrong

nigger you are on Sup Forums

visit r9k sometimes

>tfw 25 and never had a gf

I'm an anti-social prick, so I guess I deserve it.

ive been stoned all day eating snacks and playing league

Why do you think Sup Forums wields such power? Virgins have always been central to powerful magicks, and Sup Forums is full of them.

Me and my gf got in a fight first thing this morning. So it's sucking.

pls be in london

Same leafbro. We'll get our cuties someday.

Besides Valentine's Day is just the darkest embodiment of manipulative capitalism. That's its whole purpose these days.

playing badminton with ma friend.

They do shit like that on purpose. Just so you know

24 lvl here

Many years of being single at this point.
I've stopped caring.
It's hard to find a meaningful relationship when you're a racist pothead loner.
I've partied enough.
I just want to work, smoke, and find a white wife that does too.

Those Trump girls are obviously begging for it and they seem comparatively un-insane.

because I'm an outcast misfit loner who doesn't enjoy the company of others.

Worked out and went to the gym. Pretty good tbf.

No sex before marriage.

Yup I don't care anymore either. Relationships are something other people do, and in a way, it's a blessing in disguise. Those people look miserable.

>social retard
>goes on internet
>finds Sup Forums
>becomes edgy fascist
Many such cases

You're living life. Don't let them stanky hoes get you down

I know that feel
>22
>fairly muscular
>not fat
>play guitar and sing
>should get all kinds of girls
>don't know how to interact with them correctly
>no gf
Am I autistic Sup Forums?

No I did this one. Am sick and she didn't take the dogs out so I flipped my shit. Am depressed as well that doesn't help. To much of a poorfag to be able to buy something to make it up.

tfw 28 and never had a gf. I'll be casting lightning bolts in a couple of years though

boards.Sup Forums.org/r9k/
boards.Sup Forums.org/r9k/
get the fuck out

Sup Forums isnt that bad. go /r9k/

The American Dream!!!
I want in

pics?

What African country is your flag?

Wife and I decided today we should get a divorce. Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

Pretty happy single. I know it sounds insane to some people but I love being independent of having to relie on someone else. I'm 18 but I hope to find a qt some day. For now it's study and self improvement because fuck valentines day!

Nuh-uh. You don't get away that easily.
STORY TIME.

Lift heavy weights and watch videos on how to dress and style yourself. Eat well. Stop spending so much time on Sup Forums and vidya. These are detrimental to social interaction. Try to talk with women at work or school. If you don't have either option, change that. Do not appear desperate. Have conversations until you get the hang of it.

Or wait till you are thirty and find a used up slut who needs money. They'll be waiting.

Happy Birthday, ameribro.

Fair play fellow paddy,
Am sat with my lovely girlfriend enjoying some pizzagate conspiracies, the perfect romantic way to spend valentines day

>smoking pot
Stop that. You not going to find a proper wife with that sort of degeneracy. Stoner gals are always terrible, moody cunts.

I'm pure, i'm not for sexual.

Stop fapping. Then you let your dick take control of your mind.

High energy lad!

Do you ever go outside?

You kinda need to do that to meet women

>18

You have so much life experience being single right?

I'm pretty sure I'm mildly autistic. Haven't had a gf in like 5 years. I just study and play video games. If my genes were worth passing on I wouldn't have been removed from the gene pool.

got reservations at a french restaurant in the upper west side for my gf tonight. going to eat, drink and go home and have freaky sex

Broke up around a month ago with my qt redpill gf after 3 years of relationship, that's the worst valentine day of my life.

I am 30 and never had a gf

42 KHV

I have sex 3 times a day and then fap 3 times more. I'm 25 now and enough is enough why is my libido in overdrive? Someone send help or more pussy

It's easy. Just admit to yourself that you have no worth as a mate and lower your standards to match.

Ten year relationship down the drain in December.

Spent the evening eating a trifle no fapping yet.

Why'd you break up with her?

ahh just read yer only 18! plenty of time to enjoy relationships matey, tonight is a good night to get laid tho, guarantee if ye were to head to a nightclub tonight there will be drunk unloved girls just dying for a fuckin!

Fucked five times, now she's asleep. I can shitpost. All great

Girlfriends are pointless money sinks. You can have sex without a relationship and you are free to do whatever you want

28, had one, and it lasted a month (2 wks of which she was on vacation (according to pol this means she was getting plowed at the time lol)).
Can I still be a wizard in a few years?

Had my last GF when I was 19 and was a general manwhore in my teens. Now I'm a fat alcoholic 27 year old. I don't know what's worse

I could have become a wizard

opiates will calm things down, well least they do for me!

With those digits, you must know what your talking about.

How do I get the gf part started? I do the weight lifting, I dress pretty well, and don't play vidya, but the conversation part is what gets me.

Often times I can tell a girl I'm talking to is into me, but I never know what to do, and end up feeling retarded.

How do I deal with this? What kind of stuff should I do and say?

Have your powers manifested yet?

Get a hold of yourself. That's animal tier lust

Shoo shoo hope goblins.

I gave a cute girl flowers and Godiva.

26 here, but other than my wife Chino-chan, I really don't need anyone. When I come home from a long day of work and see her pure smile, it's like all the stress and anxiety just melts away.

I didn't. She dumped me. We started to have different interests, different goals in life and ultimately it affected her sentiments toward me I guess

I meet women in my classes at my university all the time. Sometimes I can tell that their into me, but I don't know what to do about it and end up feeling retarded. It's one of the worst kinds of feel.

Being single NEVER felt SOOOO Good.

No complaints
No expected gifts

Gosh its like I'm not a slave tome heffer or something.

got up at 7
went to the gym
hit a PR
went home
browsed Sup Forums
now I'm here

What's a normal, well-adjusted person?

I got my first gf when I was 25. Everything's going to be ok, OP

valentines day going good sofar. got off work earlier. bought some roses for my girl. might just skip dinner and go straight to sex when she gets here.

do you talk to girls OP?

ask for her #. ask her to get a drink with you later. speak like a normal human

25 years old, had girlfriends all my life since I was in grade 6. In grade 7 I got to touch my first pussy and she gave me a handjob. That went on almost everyday, we went to my place for lunch and fucked around. I never got dumped, it was always me doing the breaking up. I do horrible shit sometimes yet I'm always forgiven. And I mean horrible shit. I'm also 6/10 and either can't get hard under pressure or prematurely ejaculate most of the time. I literally forgot that valentines day is today. So I guess I'm gonna buy her flowers and wait till she finishes work so I can take her out for dinner or something gay like that. She's being needy and complainy today.

I fap once a week since 20. It's quite manageable if you have no gf. The more sex you have, the more you want it, and vice versa. Don't be an animal, have some self-control.

No fucking story. I work in the oil industry. It collapsed. My hours shrunk until the point I got laid off. I can no longer provide her the lifestyle she is accustomed to. Women marry for money, not love. They won't stand beside you when the money dries up.

Don't be in a relationship. It fucking sucks

Honestly Sup Forums the way I see my life I can't see myself having a gf with the type of hobbies I have should I just lose my v card to some whore already I'm 22 and I don't care anymore.

What do I do if spending time on 4 chan and vidya is all I do besides read? Currently trying to lose weight though but it'll take a while

these degenerate whores support trump only to virtue signal

My girlfriend is in army for two month, but I have her old gladiator shoes, lingerie and she sends me her panties and socks. Not bad I assume