"Waiter, I'd like 2 American Champagnes, please!"

"Waiter, I'd like 2 American Champagnes, please!"

Waitress, I'd like one small steak please.

I wish John Oliver didn't fucking exist

"Waiter, I'd like 3 African American BBCs, please!"

Those aren't steaks you fuckweasel

Is this supposed to be funny or are you trying to force a meme?

Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Vini Americani as my grandparents used to call it

Kill, fuck, marry

>the pot calling the kettle black

>Waiter, bring me the quintessentially British meal.

Fuck left
Marry middle
Kill right

wtf i hate cold bottles of coca cola now

"Oi! Waiter, I like 2 English Champagne"

fuck/kill/marry

all other choices are wrong

marry,kill,marry

thanks, how much
plus the tip of course

Waiter, yes, I would like a knife to cut my kebab...oh, I can't have one....right, what was I thinking?

I haven't had a soda since Christmas.

Coca-Cola sounds so good to me right now but I'd probably feel like complete shit if I had one.

>Oy Vey waiter is this kosher? I'll sue you

Kill/Marry/Fuck

correct answer
>multiple wives
>flag
muslim confirmed

Kill, fuck, marry.

How the fuck are you guys not getting this?

I'd like some British lukewarm tap water please.

What the fuck is wrong with Americans putting that much ice in every beverage?

Not only it's bad for digestion but it's also one of the cheapest merchant trick in the book.

What is floating in them?

Apple slices?

I got BHC does that count?

>Apple slices?
Would be too healthy for the Amerifats.

ananas

kek

Ice. You know, that thing your ass backwards society is horrified of.

Because we get free refills if we want them. We don't have to drink warm drinks simply in fear of being jewed.

2 cups of FREEDOM
FTFY

I don't know. That's somebody at home using ice from their fridge.
I never put ice in mine because as soon as it starts to melt the whole thing tastes like shit.

>Waiter? I'd like some British Culture please!

ice you rotten toothed fuck

How the fuck is that ice?

>Running water that pre-dates mixer taps.
>Shit survives.
>Suprised when old systems don't have mixers.

Why do you guys drink this liquid diabetes?

all all

this is the patrician choice