Valentine's night

>Valentine's night

Exactly why aren't you passionately procreating with your lovely aryan wife at this very moment?

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I have dried skin on my balls and scrotum. It itches a lot during work but if I scratch it, it stings a bit and it just dries up again.

Help doctor anons

Is she having a stroke?

I'm not white, so I don't touch white women.

3dpd
also a neet

Try rubbing some Icy Hot on there? Helped my dad when I did it to him.

because fuck you thats why

Manlet here. I am not trying to put another abomination in this earth.

Because I live in Wales which has the ugliest women in the western world.

Because I don't have one

we already had sex twice today what more do you want

Because i want to die alone as the pathetic failure that i am.

Because I'm ugly and unlovable

Thank you nigger

Cause Valentines Day is a load of shit made up by florists and greeting card companys.

Time came to put away childish things. I live only for the happenings and the memes now user. Until the end, ours or theirs.

Thots be thots

I DON'T HAVE ONE, OK!? STOP RUBBING IT IN!

I'll be havin a couple strokes latter if you know what I mean.

Only retards fall for that kike shit. Smart people celebrated that garbage holiday on the weekend so they don't get fucked up the ass by Jews.

Because politics and habbenins are more exciting then building positive relationships with people outside of work and family.

I ate her.

Wife has flu and shitposting is more important atm

Because she cheated on me and I dumped her last year

Rather spend the night shitposting with you faggots than be a literal cuck

Chapstick.

Sadly. I am but a virgin!

>aryan
>in berlin
i sometimes dream about times long past

this beautiful aryan woman needs a handsome black man!

You should cut it all off before it spreads.

>gf
I say to myself the gym is my girlfriend right now

I am.

Posted from inside my aryan wife

Just broke up with my girlfriend this past week. She was beyond saving, and would have given my children mental illnesses (schizo, anxiety, etc

She's going to Princeton for art and gender and sexuality studies by doing menial work and talking about internalized misogyny in art in her college essay

and before you say so yes I tried to save her

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Brother!

That's jock itch, I've had it too. Get some lotramin up in there. Shit feels like soothing relief.

Found out that the girl I was seeing wasn't a virgin, so I dumped her.

ben gay worked for me

Co's my missus is celtic

I like women but women don't like me.

I lack the drive to try and pursue women because of this.

I already did. Twice. Feels good man.

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Because I just finished up beating the shit out of my Lebanese wife. AMA

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My ex left me 2 years go
Feel like shit
No Money
No Job
Can't into social life right now sorry : (

>tfw no gf

I feel you.

Cos my heart belongs to Antifafu only.
She can beat me as an evil fascist anytime she wants.

Because I'm a nigger.

>I tried to save her

You don't cure a tumor back into health. You cut it off.

i'm at work to support her and our 2 kids

Because it's the next day and my dick's sore from making love with my aryan wife on Valentines day.

I'm gonna need a source on lionsgirl

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Because Aryan women suck.
>tfw fell for the Asian meme.

I knocked her up but shes filipino. So the baby will be half jungle asian blood and white. Should be able to redpill them pretty well though. I think thats what is most important desu senpai. Ganbatte desu

Because I am single.

BECAUSE I LIKE PENIS AND I HATE MYSELF

clotrimaderm

You people are so boring.

Few of us down the pub if you fancy a jar mate

OP, because I am praying on renouncing myself.

dont believe in the ""holiday"" Tbh

I thought only Americucks were retarded enough to celebrate Valentine's day? Do people do it in other countries too? Goddamn you must be a pathetic bunch of Jewish-influenced subhumans.

>girl

Icy Hot, Baby Powder, and ointment. It helps because when I do double shifts my balls hurt like hell if I don't have anything on.

Why the fuck are beautiful so picky. It literally makes me angry. I'm in love with my work colleague, turns out she does stripping on the weekend. She invited me to the club she performs out when I told her I want to see her outside work.

Im not going, I'll just look like another desperate loser and I dont get paid until the end of the month. Rebecca I truly care for you, please do not engage in degeneracy, you seemed so nice. Please just give me a chance and you wont be forced to strip anymore. And text back quicker.

Because I live it commiefornia and women here are a special kind of insufferable. Plus I don't care anymore. I'm going out on my own terms so a relationship is out of the question.

every time I see her all I see is the commie broad from this film
youtu.be/HlPAfx1mAJ8?t=17m34s

I live in Birmingham. I have to pay a Paki a weekly tab just to have access to white girls in my area. Stop complaining.

Apply Ben Gay

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I crashed her Audi this morning while rubbernecking at some qt3.142, fucked up our dinner reservation and also forgot to buy some fucking flowers. This is just 2 weeks after I complete forgot our anniversary.

She probably won't talk to me until March at the very earliest so it's not all bad. Should give me enough time to collect my husband of the year trophy.

amen to that

I tried out Pornhub's Valentine premium. Turns out it's pretty lackluster, but a free HD wank without fuss is something you can't say no to.

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>you won't be forced to strip anymore

She likes it user
Get over it

is she hot?

That's a big ring pop.

Because it was yesterday, and I'm at work?

Women where I leave are easy peasy. I'm currently banging two, one of them we go out by time to time but nothing serious since I didn't take any initiative. Maybe I'm afraid of settle down with a whore or gold digger.

>Exactly why aren't you passionately procreating with your lovely aryan wife at this very moment?

We all know the answer to that question. Every Trump thread is jammed full of replies right now.

We are both at work, and she's scottish, not aryan.

What did she do user, fail elementary school?

>why are beautiful women so picky

You went beautiful women? You make yourself so good they can't resist. That means getting your ass off the chair and working out, as well as eating right.

In regards to that girl, I don't think it's a good idea mate. She probably wanted you to come cause she knows you're into her and would give her tips. Your comment about texting faster shows she isn't that interested as well. Here's a tip, when you text girls you don't want to be overbearing. You want to be a bit playful but also elusive. If you're texting way more then they're replying, you're probably already done for.

Want to get back at her? Get /fit/ (which makes you happy and confident) and make her jealous about the fact that she didn't pounce on you like a cheetah. Show her little attention. That drives women crazy, in a sexual way

No trust me she doesn't, she keeps complaining about pervy men offering her money for sex and how she isnt that type of girl. When I brought her lunch and drove her home I honestly felt like I was talking to my soul mate. God im miserable. Im seeing her tomorrow and I wanted a haircut but im broke as fuck. I hate being grey at 25, I just look weird.

Im so lonely. Im glad im broke because then I might go to that strip club and I would seriously kick off if I saw her being abused.

That's not stupid at all

i cant because shes menstruating

reeeeeeeeeeee

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this!

Just sounds like you're infatuated over this stripper. And again shes's a stripper, so you're better off.

Fucking pussy

Get in there and get your red wings

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4U

Because she stole the kids and everything I own then moved 1500 miles away. When I tried to call her to figure out what the fuck was going on, she had a no contact order put on me.

good man, I'll keep off yours too

Because she's already pregnant ;^)

because there are probably about 23 worthwhile white women in the entire western world, and they are fucking rich alphas

>offering her money for sex and how she isnt that type of girl


...She just rubs her ladyparts on them for 20 quid

Snap out of it user.

I do work out, my body is literally the only thing I have going for me. Its my face. I have a big, big kike nose, grey hair and acne scars. Rebecca is the only girl within the last two years whos actually spoken to me.

A big part of me, deep inside.... fuck I don't want to admit it, but shes forcing herself to talk to me because shes used to talking to... different types of men... and can tolerate my appearance... I went a bit mad and told her she was beautiful the moment I saw her

> aww. Lol.

That was what she replied. I mean its not disgust so im just going with it

Gross desu senpai.

>I'm not white, so I don't touch white women.
That doesn't even make sense. White guys date non-white women all the time.