How do I avoid the erotic jew?

How do I avoid the erotic jew?
I want to become an enlighted man but the flesh is weak.

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Then you must transcend the flesh, user.

Stay Mexican. That'll help you avoid hot white women

women with fat asses smell like feces nigger

Pray and meditate. If you find yourself wanting to beat the monkey to porn, will yourself to do pushups instead.

Also, you could build the wall.

You are supposed to fuck your brains out when you are young. There is nothing jewy about it. Enjoy it while you can. Have fun with it. Be smart about it but stop with this weird prudishness. Plenty of time for enlightenment.

Is this true? I have never touched a women before.

Stop watching porn.

Can confirm but it smells like good feces, not bad ones.

Try looking at her face instead of her ass.

Yea it's called Harden the fuck up you god damn pussy

It's not easy but the longer you stop watching porn your willpower to avoid bad habits will become stronger and eventually you will stop thinking about porn when you are on a computer.

>looking at her face
lel

no they don't

....snnnniiiiifffffffff...oh yes dear...sssnnnniiiiiffffff...quite fragrant indeed...is that...dare I say...sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?....sniff sniff...hmmm...yes...quite so my darling...sniff...quite pungent eggs yes very much so ....ssssnnnniiiiiffff...ah yes...and also...a hint...of...sniff...cheese....quite wet dear...sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely...sniff....please dear...another if you please...nice and big now...

>BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPFFFF
...Oh yes...very good!...very sloppy and wet dear...hmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm....let me...let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling....hmmmm...hmm...yes...that is a delicate....bit of chocolate dear...ah yes...let me guess...curry for dinner?...oh quite right I am...aren't I?...ok...time for sniff....sssnniiiiiffffff...hmmm...hmmmm I see...yes...yes indeed as well curry....hmmm...that pungence is quite noticeable...yes....onion and garlic chutney I take it dear?....hmmmm...yes quite...

>BBBBBRRRRRRPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
...Oh I was not expecting that....that little gust dear...you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff....sniff...ah...sssnnnniiiiiffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor...sniff reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep no immunities sniff...hmmm...is that...sniff...hmmm...I can almost taste it dear....yes...just...sniff...a little whiff more if you please....ssssnnniiiiifffff...ah yes I...have it now...yes quite...delectable dear....quite exquisite yes....I dare say...sniff...the most pungent one yet dear...sssnnnniiiifffffff...yes...

Beat it until erectile dysfunction ensues

unbelievable

kek

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Hardcore porn that is softcore is fine.

fucking leafs I swear to god day of the rake can't come any sooner...

this is hilarious

pajeet, pls

>someone actually took the time to write this

never stop

Chequed.

Just accept that you're sexual and try enjoying your life.

Explain

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I shouldn't of read it all.

Autism has betrayed me once again

L E A F

>shouldn't of
Shouldn't have posted.

this

motherfucker

Should post this with an irish flag, user.

Get out of Sup Forums dad.

yes they do

If you smell another man's feces or a female's you don't like, it is going to smell bad.

If you smell your own or a nice girl's it is a pretty comfy smell once you get used to it.

Basically this.

>If you smell your own or a nice girl's it is a pretty comfy smell once you get used to it.
>getting used to the smell of your own shit
I knew things were bad in Brazil, but come the fuck on.

Literally nothing wrong with this desu
What exactly is wrong with this?

Stop posting president.

Shut up, Dedalus.

I've been with women with fat asses and no they dont smell like feces you fucking virgins, and if they do then you should tell them to take a fucking shower.

It's your shit, dumbass. Do you have a working toilet? Most of the time when I take a dump I can't smell anything, but sometimes it's really fucking foul and I flush before I'm even done.

nice one fellow leaf, nice one

we truly are the masters of shitposting

>if they do then you should tell them to take a fucking shower.
If you do that you lose 80% of the fun.
Don't do it..

who is the semen demon tho

>It's your shit, dumbass
No shit sherlock
>Do you have a working toilet?
lol yes we're not India
>Most of the time when I take a dump I can't smell anything, but sometimes it's really fucking foul and I flush before I'm even done.
It's biological, you are just trying to deny your animal instincts.

I have but for some reason they can't seem to clean that deep crevice out very good. You couldn't have possible been with a woman with a fat ass if you haven't at least experienced it once

>you are just trying to deny your animal instincts.
Maybe dogs like the smell and taste of their own shit, but humans should never stoop so low as to find that shit likable.

Is there anyone who doesn't masturbate to porn in their 20s while also not getting any sex?

Stop promoting shit

I use my imagination, which is probally more fucked than any of the porn you are used to fapping to anyway.

>but humans should never stoop so low as to find that shit likable
Alright, here is the deal, biologically speaking other man's feces represent danger to you, that's why you don't like its smell, not to mention all the different bacteria he can be carrying that could also be harmful for you.

If the woman you like/feel really attracted to shits next to you and you smell it, it carries the same bacteria that got you attracted to her on the first place, I'm not even kidding, I know this sounds gross and shit but sorry I just cannot lie, go research this for yourself.

I get sex but I also masturbate a few times a day when I don't.

Can't I say unPC things here huebro?

I don't bury my face in their asses unless we have taken a shower recently. If you are sticking your nose in an ass 8 hours after that person took a shower then you are not going to get a pleasant smell, it doesn't matter if its woman or man.

i hate leafs so goddamn much

No I know about things being different when you like someone. Like if you like a girl, her sweat is going to be like fucking sugar to you, whatever. But shit is on a different level. Shit, piss, puke, you can't tell me it's normal to find those smells pleasurable in any way. I think you have a fetish, not even joking.

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i dont know user, i like the smell of my own farts and i guess its something similar. too bad im a perma virgin so i have no idea

A steadily increasing dosage of spironolactone and estrodiol maxing out at 200mg and 4mg respectively every day.
You can do it, I believe in you.

>a fucking leaf

Now THIS is a shitpost.
10/10

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

should not have read this shit

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lmao

you should start transcending the burger first

Why the fuck can't we just shoot fat people on sight. FUCK FAT PEOPLE.

trudeau will be btfo soon friendo.

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>the shitpost was so horrible it broke the mobile site
Australia's rival has taken a few lessons from him

...user

All I'm saying women with fat asses always smell like a hint of feces. Of course it's gonna smell like shit if you bury your face in it

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

Gefilte fat

big butt, not fit in the little pants.

holy digits

op we want hispanics and blacks to bang jews that delutes their gene pool. There are only 14 million jews in the world yet 7 million of them are women. Jews are matriarchal and you are not considered one of (((them))) unless your mom is jewish and you can trace it back several generations. For every female jew you bring down and dirty that means an entire linage destroyed.

Please hispanics, blacks, and asians go out and fuck jewish women dilute and destroy their bloodline. The best way to remove zionists is to fuck their women.

>tfw lost count of how many weeks I've been on no fap

....snnnniiiiifffffffff...oh yes dear...sssnnnniiiiiffffff...quite fragrant indeed...is that...dare I say...sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?....sniff sniff...hmmm...yes...quite so my darling...sniff...quite pungent eggs yes very much so ....ssssnnnniiiiiffff...ah yes...and also...a hint...of...sniff...cheese....quite wet dear...sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely...sniff....please dear...another if you please...nice and big now...

BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPFFFF
>...Oh yes...very good!...very sloppy and wet dear...hmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm....let me...let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling....hmmmm...hmm...yes...that is a delicate....bit of chocolate dear...ah yes...let me guess...curry for dinner?...oh quite right I am...aren't I?...ok...time for sniff....sssnniiiiiffffff...hmmm...hmmmm I see...yes...yes indeed as well curry....hmmm...that pungence is quite noticeable...yes....onion and garlic chutney I take it dear?....hmmmm...yes quite...

BBBBBRRRRRRPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
>...Oh I was not expecting that....that little gust dear...you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff....sniff...ah...sssnnnniiiiiffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor...sniff reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep no immunities sniff...hmmm...is that...sniff...hmmm...I can almost taste it dear....yes...just...sniff...a little whiff more if you please....ssssnnniiiiifffff...ah yes I...have it now...yes quite...delectable dear....quite exquisite yes....I dare say...sniff...the most pungent one yet dear...sssnnnniiiifffffff...yes...

>tfw can't get off to anything but dp, cum eating, pissing, etc anymore

It's thongs and lingerie for me, man

My panty fetish just can not be satiated
I immediately feel like proposing when I see a cute girl wearing a thong all casually.

Panty/lingerie fetish is true patrician fetish

Don't lie.

>transness

So we're just making anything up and it's real now, right?

this but its trannies for me

lel

lmao

You know the answer you fucking lazy piece of shit degenerate.

Just stop doing it.

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2D is the answer.

I'm feeling P O W E R F U L

>literal shitpost

m-MASAKA

But seriously though, how long and how?

autism simulator

/BRAZIL/

u'll be amazed by how effective a vibrating dildo is, I don't even have to use my hands and it feels great

that's technically no fap, right?

>transcending the burger

Thats like asking a frenchman to transcending giving a blowjob.

It just doesn't happen.

>u'll be amazed by how effective a vibrating dildo is
>that's technically no fap, right?
No.

>DESIGNATED SHITTING NOSE