>Be me on Valentine’s day
>Get off bus, see the girl I like, about to ask her out to an nice place
>Start walking in the middle of the road,
Going to compliment her dress
>See my recently turned chad friend walk up to her
>Gets down on his fucking knee, gives her a gift card and a bouquet of flowers
>They both turn after she kisses him, vthey ask me whats wrong
>Starting to sweat, turn around, see the bus driver out of the bus
Arguing with some degenerate
>I start walking towards the degenerate, tell him to fuck off
>They are still telling me to come here
>Pressure is rising, I finally explode
>Start running to commons
>They follow me, meet me and ask me whats wrong, as they are holding fucking hands
>I turn around and tell him to go fuck his slut somewhere else
>Wtf did I just say?
>Put my hood up and lurk the halls rest of day
>FML
Be me on Valentine’s day
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>r9k
>be me on Valentine's day
>good breakfast of sausage, eggs, taters and toast
>work was dumb
>leave work
>drive to gym for squatz
>come home and fap
>drink beer
>fap again
>drink more beer
>reply to some faggot's stupid thread
I'm about to fap again
Quit bitching leaf
Hey, its valentines day!
happy V day guys!
>TFW hit puberty early
kys manlet emo leaf
be honest, Sup Forums.
How many of you have actually EVER had a girlfriend?
fuck off to /r9k/ nigger
Mine sounds very similar, but, without the beer drinking.
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Girlfriends are for normies
>leaf
>admitting defeat through your actions and not taking the woman you deserve
I dont need women
I just need to focus on my studies
Ive had several and even took a few v cards before i was redpilled, but now i just focus on work and my education with the occasional hook up/drunk slut. A girlfriend seems like a waste of time and money till i finish college.
Jesus Christ.
>Drawn on eyebrows
>Nose ring/stud
>Pink hair
>Duck face
Get the fuck away. Huge red flags.
Good for you
People make me sick
I have. I didn't like it beyond sex
When did this turn into r9k
you're missing out lad
this, except that a girlfriend seems like a huge waste of time and money till i finish life.
>Be me on Valentine's
>Go to strip club because fuck it why not
>Get drunk while looking at titties
It was a good day
Pure, distilled autism
>be me on valentines
>go to bar trivia with my bros
>lose
>get sort of buzzed
>got back to my apartment
>get pretty drunk
>have work tomorrow
>mfw
thats the most autistic thing ive read all day
>be me on valentine's day
>study for finals in the afternoon
>chest day at the gym, might reach 2pl8 by the end of the month
>dinner by myself
>drawing a gay furry porn commission while browsing pol now
I've had worse days
>be me
>had one girlfriend ever in high school
>ask this girl out from my orchestra and she says yes
>things go very well and deflower her over Christmas break in junior year.
>bought into the bullshit my grandparents pushed about meeting each other in high school and getting married and staying together for 50 years.
>three weeks before graduation I see her furiously making out with a nigger after school.
>follow them in my car and park in the local park and follow them to his shitty house where I see him fuck her through the window while I'm in the bushes.
>become furious
>go back to truck
>get my 10 inch buck knife from the car I keep in the glove compartment.
>wait until morning when they walk out and jump them
>tell them I saw everything
>call the woman I was ready to marry and die for a whore and threaten to skin the nigger alive.
>I walk closers and put the knife up to the throat of the nigger and tell him to fucking beg.
>she starts begging for me to let him go.
>pussy out and tell him if he ever looks in my general direction I will torture him to death in front of her and force her to eat his corpse.
>enlist in the Marines
>never had a girlfriend after that and will die alone
Two tours in Afghanistan. Fuck hajis and camel spiders.
If this is true and you aren't LARPing you have become a hero for me user.
>be me on valentines day
>go home
>go to bedroom to check out my lady
>realize had none, never will
OP must be drunk
What are camel spiders like though, user?
Any good stories about them?
>drawing a gay furry porn commission while browsing pol now
Had me until that line
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wrong board bro
>Sup Forums.org/r9k/
No this actually happened to me. I was instantaneously red pilled on niggers and have hated them since.
>valentines day 5 years ago
>taking train back home from class
>some girl jumps in front
>try looking under train but its dark and in the subway
>think i can hear gurgled breathing
>leave train and wait for cops to show up
>they say itll take a while for train to start up again because shes still alive and is under the 5th car (usually they get mangled up and jammed in the 1st car)
>go to five guys and take bus home
>be me
>in first tour of Afghanistan
>at night in camp
>buddy goes to take a shit
>opens up door to stall and sees a camel spider
>carry our m9 for protection as we don't want to get caught off guard.
>buddy freaks the fuck out and unloads the entire mag on this camel spiders and shoots himself in the foot several times
>gets sent home because of fucking spiders.
Pic is a camel spider the bane of all military operations in the sandbox
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What's the big damn deal? They're pretty creepy but wtf. Do they deliver agonizing bites? Do they give you aids?
nice LARPing but camel spiders are in Iraq not Afghanistan
that's actually pretty par for the course for a pol poster.
>missing out on female hormones from hops that increase estrogen and decrease testosterone in your body
Kys
Hops taste like shit.
Also explains the connection between craft beer and numale cuks
>falling for the IPA meme
>thinking beer has significantly more estrogen analogues than all the other shit you encounter in daily life
wew
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Look at those biters matey
It's more of a scorpion than a spider actually, and that shit will fucking hurt.
>Look at it
Here's a better one.
Check it out.
Reminder that porn is degenerate
I agree, which is why I stare at my penis when I masturbate.
>Chad
>on his knee with gifts
ok buddy...whatever you say
>I turn around and tell him to go fuck his slut somewhere else
yes. learning you are young padawan
boyfriend
take the gay pill. I mean I'll still probably get married and have white children but damn, if men can give birth the world would be a happier place.
I find dealing with their emotional baggage (yes even the most stable one's are weighed down by it) a waste of time and energy. It's not worth the pussy in the end, it never is.
Want more camel spider?
>things that never happened
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should have knocked him the fuck out
after we have a lot of sex i kick them out and move to the next
never understood how relationships last more than a couple months
>2017
>gf
lol no, i have several fuck buddies.
Lucky gay bastard.
>Be me on Valentine’s day
>decide to leave work a bit early so I can shop
>pack my supplies and fold my street blanket
>head on over to the ole' bazaar
>decide to pick up some sweets for the wives on account of valentines day
>oldest is turning 9 years old so i grab a wooden doll from a street vendor
>on my way home i see some woman unaccompanied by a male
>rape her as per sharia demands
>gather the villagers and stone her to death for being a whore
>continue home to my hut
>dinner isn't ready
>beat my 4 wives until they're bloody and crying
>eat the sweets myself
>happy valentines day
it's no secret that twinks are promiscuous, but congrats anyways
kek
lul, so original joke
youtube.com
whatever gay boy, you know you laughed
wtf is wrong with you, that's how you get fat.
>Valentine's Day
>have almost no classes
>hang out alone watching Nat Geo
>Eat dinner with 6 qts from church
>go to church choir practice with cutie
>come home and watch shitty horror movie with friends.
>God is good.
a fucking leaf!
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>Be me on Valentine's day
>See girl I'm "friends" with but actually want to fuck (thank goodness she doesn't know!)
>start walking towards her
>going to compliment her 'dress' while obviously staring at her tits
>see her boyfriend walk up to her, hate that douchebag - she thinks I'm friends with him, had to lie and act nice to stay on her good side
>get down on fucking knee, gives her a gift card and a bouquet of flowers
>they both turn after she kisses him, they ask whats wrong
>virgin rage gives way to social anxiety, start sweating nervously, turn around and see bus driver
>talking to some guy
>I walk towards the guy and tell him to fuck off, channeling my anger for a minute
>he calls me a loser and continues his conversation with the bus driver
>m'lady and chad thundercock are still telling me to come here
>heart rate increases, knees weak, palms are sweaty
>snap and say 'REEEEEEE' as I run, head lowered, to the commons
>they follow me and chad says "you ok dude?" and continues to hand-fuck my VIRGIN PRINCESS
>I say "It's all good man, have fun tonight!" and give him the thumbs-up
>Put up my hood and lurk the halls rest of day
>That night, masturbate furiously to thought of chad plowing my mentally-betrothed
>RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
no but seriously
chad doesnt get down on one knee