waifu assassin a cute. CUTE!
Waifu assassin a cute. CUTE!
Joseph Reed
Juan Rodriguez
>3dpd
>waifu
Adrian Brown
>tfw no five-foot-tall hardbody mid-20's DPRK girl-assassin to keep you safe all day and warm all night
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
Caleb Turner
>LOL
>assassin did it for the lulz
dammit
Logan Harris
> LOL
What did Kek mean by this?
Ryder Morris
What's the backstory?
Carson Smith
That's a man.
Benjamin Ramirez
glorious leader's half brother died mysteriously
Michael Campbell
This is the woman who assassinated Kim Jong Un's brother, Kim Jong Nam.
Assumed to be a DPRK agent, she claims she is a Vietnamese tourist who thought she was just "playing a prank".
Mason Thompson
story behind this?
Jason Young
>femme
More like Trans Fatale
Nolan Rogers
"she" set up a trap for him
Wyatt Mitchell
TRAP
Camden Wilson
>she
Levi Foster
Yfw Kim has special unit of hot trap assasins
Jason Campbell
Rumor is there is a split in best Korea and they don't like Kim Jong Un and want him replaced. His brother would be the next obvious choice even though word was Nam had no interest. This is not the first time Kim Jong Un has had people killed that posed a threat to his rule.
Camden Barnes
>LOL
Kim confirmed for the supreme prankster.
Benjamin Harris
give up pol is for normies now
Adam Stewart
holy shit just died from a spray???
WHAT POISON SHE USED? I NEED IT
Daniel Hernandez
>ywn have a hot best koweebo assasin gf
Nathaniel Nelson
Shhhh, calm down, Peru.
Here's a nice warm hamster for you.
Jackson Lopez
>tfw you will never be a dictator in a country where you have a harem of food, females and traps for yourself while everyone starves and dies virgin
Christian Cox
srsly i want to know what poison she used
Julian Bennett
LOL
Evan Brooks
why are we alive? Just to suffer?
Easton Ward
If I could be friends with any world leader it would be Kim Jong Un.
>About the same age
>Looks like he likes vidya
>Access to good drugs
>Food's always good
>Will let you execute dissenters with the AA gun if you can prove you can hold your liquor
>2cool4u bored looking assassin chicks bouncing on your dick
>24/7 access to a barber for a wicked haircut or hot towel shave
>Will give you a Nork generals hat as a memento if you impress him.
Ian Edwards
W-we're not safe
Jack Turner
Maybe it was neostigmine bromide?
>In 2011, there was an attempt to kill rights activist Park Sang-hak, who headed a conservative civic organization that sent anti-communist leaflets to the North.
>A spy, who is only identified by his surname Ahn, was found to have received orders to kill Park from a spy in Mongolia.
>He was arrested with two poison guns, a poison pen with a toxic tip and the poisonous pills which could kill a victim in 3 second after ingested.
>The toxic pen contained neostigmine bromide in its tip, which can kill a victim with only as little as 10mg.
source:
thestar.com.my
Evan Nelson
You forgot:
>will have you killed at the slightest hint of disloyalty even if it's only in his paranoid imagination
Daniel Fisher
Reminder NK is actually paradise but the (((msm))) dont want you to know fascism works. Inb4 bu bu bu nk is communist, no they are not look at the writings of the Kims for some tru red pills.
Hunter Fisher
True story North Kore is actually a paradise.
Great Leader truly cares for his subjects.
It just works :)
Dylan Wright
Is that a man? That's a man isn't it?
Noah Price
Holy fuck. I'm late to this party. Is this the half-brother assassin?
Dominic Stewart
NVRMD.
Dominic Gutierrez
It´s NK not Thailand.
Jaxon Sanders
>you will never smash that deadly pussy
Ryan Phillips
...
Thomas Gray
Was it rape?
Ryder Wright
>It was just a prank, bro
John Foster
Yellow cisgendered female scum